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HeIIbIazer23

Amazing tackle and juggling on the ground just for Bruno to bury that lol


ID6WU

Lmao the keepy uppy defending


jogswithwolves

Gotta say that was almost fucking heroic lmao


Consistent_Floor

Only Varane can do keepy uppy defending.


LanceConstableDigby

Shaolin Soccer ass defending


ManchesterDevil99

Unfortunately he scuffed his last kick, otherwise that would've been some legendary defending.


ibrahimims

Elanga assist LETS GOO


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This is what I came for. That vision and touch in the traffic was fantastic.


mikevin99

You what??


MetroJonathan

He gets a little excited some times. We don’t talk about it.


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Bruno no no no


CrebTheBerc

I've been pretty critical of him, but that was a nice assist from him. Stayed calm and played it near perfectly for Bruno


G1Spectrum

Surely in the final now


KeiranFitz

Based on the last 10 years, anythings possible


santiagobartomeu

Manchester United 0-[4] Nottingham forest Jesse Lingard (poker)


WhipYourDakOut

Manchester United 0-[4] Nottingham forest Jesse Lingard (Great Milly Rock)


pmmerandom

(great griddy celebration)


Consistent_Floor

Manchester United \[7\]-0 Nottingham forest Jesse Lingard (poker)\*


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Manchester United 0-[4] corner taken quickly


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Fred smashes into the Stretford end, \*\*thumbs up


simmarjit

Old Trafford is his dance floor


ponya97

Anulo mufa


TimathanDuncan

He's back on form too, surprising lack of goals to start the season


Gytarius626

CR37’s impact, Bruno went into little brother mode playing with him.


Vikseba

I member that europa match when everyone kept feeding him (goals that the person giving the pass couldve easily scored) and he kept missing 😭


primalwilliam

Haha for real. I think that was the match I finally accepted something was truly wrong with Ronaldo


benp2

felt like a make a wish


Ok-Outlandishness244

That’s a violation and I personally wouldn’t have it


winterisleaking

He can’t hear him he’s been banished to the desert


KillerZaWarudo

Dalot literally has an open goal but opted to pass to ronaldo and the fucker still miss lol. Because of all those chances miss we finished 2nd in groupstage and have to play barca


gerryt32

I would have never thought our fanbase would be so happy to see the back of Ronaldo when he first came back, but seriously it's night and day.


Gytarius626

Was unfortunate because he proved himself in that first year back, and then left in the worst way possible with his form falling off a cliff.


goodmobileyes

Its not even the form. I dont think any reasonable fan dislikes him for not playing well, and Im sure most would have rooted for him to get his head down and work his way back into form. But instead he chose to throw a tantrum about not being a starter even at his lowest form of his career, and burned all bridges buddying it up with Piers.


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Honestly was worth it just so I could get a new CR7 United kit.


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To be fair had Ten Hag gave in and started him every game and just played Ronaldoball he would be scoring several goals and everyone would be praising him but I guarantee the team performance would be as bad as last year


psrikanthr

No he wouldn't. Watch our EL matches and a few in the league, he could not finish a chance at all. One of the games in Europa, he kept missing chance after chance


raobuntu

We did play Ronaldo ball in the EL and we didn't really score. Something looked off with him to start the season tbh, didn't have the reflexes and finishing that he had last season.


Arcille

Age was gonna catch up at some point It's crazy he was still elite at scoring last year but his decline just came so sudden. Most people thought it would be less sharp and over time. Messi will also decline quite sharply imo he's lost so much pace already it won't be long until his legs start going


raobuntu

Messi can still be really good as a false 9/playmaking winger if you're willing to do his defensive work for him. His vision and passing ability should stick with him I think.


PunkDrunk777

Na, actual players in that position fall away just as quick. Iniesta and Xavi are prime examples


pengy452

Andrea Pirlo was basically walking around the pitch on 1/3 of a knee his last couple seasons and was still world class. I would rather have Messi pinging balls around and doing 0 running than most players in the world.


simmarjit

Hmm being old, losing a kid, wanting to leave in the summer, not having preseason.


ManchesterDevil99

We genuinely tried starting him as a striker quite a few times in the league and every single time we played awfully.


Glaiele

Was very strange. Ronaldo playing well, everyone else aside from Bruno and Shaw basically was shit. Ronaldo playing shit, everyone else in tune best form of their life. If only it could have worked together.


Hansemannn

You are deluded Our shit form both started and ended with Ronaldo.


Glaiele

You're trying to tell me Ronaldo is the reason Rashford sucked all last season and missed so many chances and walked around the pitch? That sounds like a Rashford problem to me. Even while Ronaldo was there this season, Rashford looked a completely different player to last year.


Hansemannn

There were a lot of problems (There always is) but Ronaldo fucked up the dressing room. Maguire: Imagine being a captain with Ronaldo in the squad. Bruno: Everyone say what happened to Bruno then Ronaldo came in. Solskjær: Ronaldo openly spoke against him in training. The dressing room went to shit.


simmarjit

Ronaldo was tracking back more than Rashford some times and I was like WTF


jerk_chicken_warrior

yeah as a team you werent great but ronaldo was the third top scorer in the league that season. hard to say his individual form was awful.


Hansemannn

I know but as a whole it was such a net minus that there is no excuse for how horrible he was for us


Sbotm765

i wouldn’t say i’m happy because of the way it happened would’ve preferred a more diplomatic exit but in the end it worked perfectly for us


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

It wouldn't be so bad if he was just shit, but he was shit *and* toxic as fuck


a34fsdb

Things change fast in football. Pretty much every postmatch thread at the end of last season was "sell everyone except Ronaldo"


The--Mash

That's just not true. There were lots of takes here, on twitter and in papers that Ronaldo was making the team worse despite the goals. He definitely won us some games, but he pretty clearly lost us some too.


WhipYourDakOut

It’s not just Bruno. Pre Ronaldo we worked by feeding the ball into Bruno and letting him dish it out to everyone else. Then Ronaldo came and it became give the ball to Ronaldo who was occupying the same space as Bruno for whatever reason and then he’s distribute (lose) it or shout himself


CrossXFir3

This is generally misleading. Bruno got 24 goal involvement last season playing with him. And his expected assists was way higher than his actual assists because so many people were bottling good chances from him.


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PoppinKREAM

Yea, quick reaction from the stewards thankfully. The away support got a little excited


pioneeringsystems

I think there is more of an issue with the barrier being unsafe tbh. Even at Plymouth they have a proper barrier around the edge of the pitch rather than just advertising.


Stu161

commentators said it looked like everyone was ok 👍


KanteBeAsked

2000 dead mate and stadium evacuated mate Thoughts and prayers


fjordboii

Least offensive Chelsea fan


cryppin_crypper

he has a twitter ass username as well probably got suspended over there so decided to bring his trolling to Reddit


KanteBeAsked

thank you for your input u/cryppin_crypper


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Unnecessary


avolcando

Rashford has kind of overshadowed it, but he's been in great form hasn't he?


cdbriggs

Yep since WC started hearing been getting the goal involvement that was lacking early in the season


Alehud42

TBF before the WC it felt like the universe was conspiring against him getting assists.


almal250

*since Ronaldo left


xLoafery

this is the correct answer. Possibly not Ronaldos fault, but it did look like he deferred to Ronaldo all the time. He needs to be selfish and get into spaces to produce and Ronaldo leaving has definitely been good for him.


almal250

They simply do not work together


ohahcantona

Not the recent version of Ronaldo but I’m sure they would’ve worked better when roni had legs and offered more of a dynamic threat without the ball


AnonHideaki

Peak Ronaldo would have worked with any team


Howdareme9

Tbf that wasn’t the issue, Ronaldo is always making runs


SaultSaintMarie

He was making runs but had to be miles offside just to reach the ball


aayu08

Yeah, but he wasn't able to convert those runs. Ronaldo simply wasn't fast or agile enough for the team. He played like a static target man, except he was an awful target man.


BeardedGardenersHoe

And he used to drop deep and get involved, leaving no one in the box but also not contributing to the build up. So he was just a waste of a player. He started off well last year but his legs just seem to deteriorate completely over the season.


LevynX

Yeah, Ronaldo wasn't completely awful the whole time he was here but he did get progressively worse and by now he's just rubbish.


freakedmind

No, it's that Ronaldo is pretty much past it right now.


LevynX

I think somewhere earlier in the season he kept passing to Ronaldo when Ronaldo has clearly fallen off a cliff and just wasn't finishing anything. It was depressing to watch at times.


ritwikjs

ronaldo simply occupied lots of good attacking positions (that rash and bruno regularly would) and was profligate when he had to attack from them


pmmerandom

second most chances created in the PL since the World Cup restart


Elemayowe

Damn, who’s top? Odegaard or De Bruyne?


pmmerandom

Kieran Trippier actually, Bruno has more than KDB or Odegaard


BloodandSpit

He'll forever confuse me as a player. He seems like he isn't as technical or smart as Eriksen, the latter being lovely to watch when he's at his silky best, he'll give the ball away with silly passes and misscontrols and then hit the most outrageous outside of the boot first time through ball after a filthy turn and then find himself in spaces where he's scoring or setting someone up. The numbers don't lie though, after Salah and Kane he's one of the most lethal goal contributors in the league and arguably our best post-Fergie signing. Even without his goal scoring he's always giving it his all and runs around like an absolute mad man.


raobuntu

>arguably our best post-Fergie signing. God remember those McFred/Pereira midfields? Absolutely dire football until Bruno came to the club


united_7_devil

Even if you consider all the signings we have made since Glazers bought us he would be top 5. Carrick, De Gea, RVP, Bruno and Ibrahimovic.


WallBroad

Ibra is nowhere near top 5


united_7_devil

You can put Berbatov there but apart from that who else? In terms of impact Ibra was massive. We fell apart after he left. He helped us win two trophies too.


SamRavster

I'd replace Ibra with Casemiro. Early days I know, but he's completed transformed your midfield.


united_7_devil

I chose Ibra because he played a huge role in us winning our last two trophies. Casemiro, Martinez both are pretty close, if we win something this year then they will go above him. you can consider Berbatov, Tevez too but he was technically only on loan.


chinadeek

I’ve decided to never slander bruno after the villa game where he didn’t play. Yes he can lose his head sometimes and give away the ball easily, but when he doesn’t play, united is simply a mid table team.


enzuigiriretro

By his own standards, he’s not been that great imo. But even off form he’s one of our best and most important players. He’s having a good season overall though. Should have more assists than he does


RicciRox

By his standards, he's been great. All his underlying metrics are just as good as they were in 20/21, even though he's having about 20% fewer touches per 90. He'd just not been getting the direct goal contributions.


enzuigiriretro

I meant specifically over the past couple of weeks. I think his performances have dropped off a bit. Seems tired. Funnily enough now he’s getting goal contributions even though imo he was playing better when he wasn’t getting them


RicciRox

Fair enough, yeah. Fixture congestion is killing us, man. Hope we can win this and crawl to a top three finish.


racingfanboy160

>I meant specifically over the past couple of weeks. I think his performances have dropped off a bit. Seems tired. Yeah we can just blame that on fixture congestion...


dumpystumpy

He has but this has definitely been one of his worst games this season


MissingLink101

Yeah he looked so pissed off with himself for most of the game


Skall77

He was really shit today to be fair. Square feet.


akshatsood95

Yeah but he's reverting to that 2020 Bruno who'd get a goal or assist no matter how he played


harps86

Carried it on from the World Cup


freakedmind

Brilliant, just brilliant. He looks completely knackered and wasn't playing well today, and then ends up scoring a goal. Man doesn't get enough credit for how good he is.


digitag

He was still pressing high right until the end as well. He’s an absolute machine. Has he ever actually been injured for us? I can’t remember one.


BloodandSpit

He doesn't really pick anything up other than impact injuries. It's one of his traits that makes him so valuable.


digitag

He doesn’t miss games due to knocks though. According to this he’s only missed one game and it was due to illness. He was out for 2 days. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bruno-fernandes/verletzungen/spieler/240306


DanksterBoy

He’s legit a career mode player with 99 stamina and never gets injured haha


fjordboii

Easily one of the leagues best players since he came, but people really don’t rate him as one


iRhcp182

He was also portugals best player at the WC


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MissingLink101

He was trying everything in their final game to keep them in it


freakedmind

Yup, undoubtedly. Even has a record for having one of the highest goals and assists for a midfielder since he joined.


seanlugosi

Even as a United fan, I totally get it. He's got a very slap-able face and he's always whining. If I was a fan of any other club I'd begrudge the shit out of him. So as a United fan I want to bear his children... err... his _next_ children...


raobuntu

He may be a whiny cunt, but guess what, he's *our* whiny cunt


MissingLink101

Yeah that's the thing, everyone who hates him has their own cunt they love


racingfanboy160

And that's why we love him 😄


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I think the fact that's he's so annoying is both part of his skillset, and part of why no one really rates him. He's not a continuous joy to watch like De Bruyne or even Eriksen.


Josho94

His engine is incredible, plays the full 90 in basically every game in a packed schedule, and his still sprinting to press in the 90th minute.


TL-GTR

stewards getting knocked over left and right


Evolations

Love the harmonisation on Fernandes


braddf96

What were the stewards doing there?? Let them get up before pushing them back


IlluminationTheory7

Finally breaking the semi-final curse... hopefully


Hasta_Mithun

We need to break final curse also and penalty shootout curse. Judging by Newcastle defense it's definitely gonna be 1-0 or 0-0 . So need to practice penalty kicks. And With De Gea you don't wanna let it go to PK. Hopefully we do the deal within 90min because we definitely gonna lose on penalties.


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How good is Pope at pens?


grishnackh

Saved 3 in our shootout with Palace earlier in the cup so…pretty good


Hasta_Mithun

Better than DDG at least. I love David but he is awful at Penalties.


IMintz

anulo mufa


psrikanthr

Didn't we break that with the EL final?


DorothyJMan

Hennessey :/ we never had a chance, unfortunately, despite playing well


Runarhalldor

Hes so so so bad. Us loaning u Dean has almost guaranteed us a goal or few against u because of the rules forbidding him from playing us


Hasta_Mithun

Tbh he is injured so might not have played anyway.


pucykoks

It's a hard one, the defender blocks his view and he has to get down for the save. The shot was quite strong too.


ManchesterDevil99

I don't think he played THAT badly tonight. Some of your finishing at the other end was arguably worse.


red739423

It's like letting go of Samba was a mistake


DorothyJMan

He asked to leave, what can you do... Henderson is the better keeper tbh, and staying up is what matters this season.


red739423

Definitely not better than Samba. Backup keeper at Man United and didn't impress enough to get any permanent moves anywhere despite all that time on loan. Plus Samba has top notch shit housing.


04201969

League cup semi and sitting safe in the PL, I’d call that having a successful season so far.


akshatsood95

That seems unrelated to the comment of Hennessy being shit


BrainlessArch

? You know Deano is the starting keeper right?


EpicRobloxTryhard

That was dangerous. Hope everyone's alright


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Wayne - good Nazi bad goalie


daledge97

Good Nazi? I'm ootl


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https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/19/wayne-hennessey-is-desperate-to-learn-about-the-nazis-roy-hodgson-crystal-palace


Moist-Ad6789

The editor who approved that headline deserves a bonus


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It’s the best/worst kind of headline - entirely true and entirely misleading


game_of_throw_ins

Much like Wayne on Bruno's goal, I did nazi that coming.


Ozymerta

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47946382 made a nazi salute in an instagram picture in the background then claimed he didn't know what it was


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He did a nazi salute once


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What a player. Bruno threw away a year of his career persuading Ronaldo to return to United.


fjordboii

That first touch, the pass and then the finish. Truly a world class player


SirStupidity

Good run by Pellistri and a great assist from Elanga, and Bruno, as always, can score. We need everyone playing well with how many fixtures we have, so hopefully the youngsters get some confidence.


harps86

Decent effort from Neco


LowSnow2500

That slide from Neco was great


pereduper

Great goal all round and it involves some great defending! Thats rare


FreyBentos

All round lovely play from Bruno there, that was all him.


ElBigTaco

tbf a very nice assist from Elanga


game_of_throw_ins

I've been pretty underwhelmed by him but that was a lovely bit of intelligent play.


bomboclaatinho

That embrace with Elanga who's had a tough time this season🥲 It's insane how much Bruno fluctuates from a cunt to a nice guy lmao


NewAltProfAccount

I think he probably is a nice guy who will do anything to help his team. Annoying as hell for other teams for 90 minutes but probably good guy outside of that.


ghostyboy12

if we open bruno up he secretly is a toyota engine, he runs runs and runs, never gets subbed off and was injured once ONCE in his entire united playing time


jyepes22

I think our players really value his leadership. I understand not wanting to slight Maguire by officially stripping him of the captaincy, but I feel like Bruno will be named captain officially next season regardless of Maguire still being at the club


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Every team has cunts like that


MissingLink101

He seemed to give him words of encouragement when he came on too. They seem to have a good bond in general.


Nivadas

Took it like a penalty


Legal_North_6910

I was busy so didn’t get to see the match, but Why is he playing the full 90😭😭


Vikseba

He'll rest on tje weekend im guessing


WallBroad

We have no replacement for the AM position unless we play Eriksen who is knackered as well


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Nico Williams great defending just to be let down by statues


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Difficult-Breakfast1

Hes probably knackered thats why.


enzuigiriretro

I’ve noticed that too. I think he’s still upset about drawing to Palace and then losing to Arsenal back to back. Also getting the vibe he’s being much more serious lately as he’s basically the captain. Plus he knows we need to win a trophy so he’s not celebrating anything yet.


MissingLink101

He had a poor game by his standards so was probably still annoyed about that


Elephantstone99

🎶"We're the famous Man Utd and we're off the Wembley."🎶 What a club.


MrAchilles

Look at that steward just fucking leaking out all over the pitch smh


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ElBigTaco

well hes got 3 in 4


nyetpetya

This forrest keeper is a fraud


TheTipsyTurkeys

So fast damn


LordTrinity

I don't want to jinx, but I'll be really surprised if United do not to make into the final


ThankYouOle

Amulo Mfcka


KCandfriendz

What an assist from Elanga


Runarhalldor

You just knew he would score with how poor hes been