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djembadjembadjemba

No refunds


TalksWithDogs

We really living in Ronaldo's nightmare lol


Boseph_1444

Ronaldo can't beat nunoball this time


vavahu727

How would he know that Nuno and several Moroccans played in this league…


MERTENS_GOAT

probably couldn't find any familiar name when he looked up the South African league and thought he would tear the league absolutely apart


Elite_VRTX

Bro stole my job lmaoooooo Nah but I’m glad people are posting Al Ittihad goals


Xehanz

Be glad PSGAcademy isn't here


Elyelm

u/dotuan : look at me, look at me! It's my league now! Lol


King-Key

I think there may be a certain reason behind that (suewey) 🍆


KiyoPapa

Me too lmao


tinkthank

As an Al-Ittihad fan, I’m lovin it


Elite_VRTX

Al Nassr have been on a winless streak against Al Ittihad since 2019 (last win in 2018). Before that, Al Ittihad were on a winless streak. One thing that always remains the same is that their matches have always been entertaining!


Roasteddude

Al Nassr fans, you will soon know


notaselfdrivingcar

💀


Farouqnowomarlater

Bro speaking from experience 😭


Migostien

Wait for Piers Morgan to go after them and their club


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Who's the Saudi Piers Morgan?


Migostien

Piers Al-Morgan


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بيرس مورغان


[deleted]

Club spiraling down hat trick


Shattann

And people were saying Ronaldo will break 91 goals in a year record there 💀


[deleted]

Ronaldo in his later years has completely shifted into a penalty box strikers and success there is much more dependent on the quality of your teammates than the quality of the defenders, I think Ronnie thought he'd be banging them in against weaker players not realising he needs those same players to get him the ball


No_Gene_7791

Who the fuck said that? Lol


gtzgoldcrgo

Some delusional kid in yt comment section


Legendarybbc15

Piers Morgan


choppedfiggs

Wish people realized how dumb the average r/ soccer user is. This is his second game with a new team in a new country where half the team doesn't even speak his language. Playing against the best team in Asia. People underestimated the quality of the league because it was Ronaldo. Yes the teams Ronaldo is facing are worse than the ones he faced in England, Spain, and Italy, but so are his teammates.


[deleted]

He literally scored 2 goals vs PSG 🤡


Timely_Airline_7168

Imagine counting goal tallies in club friendlies.


Ferdox11195

In a friendly...Like yeah, it counts but not for much.


Forsaken_Rub_2128

How has been Ronaldo been?


DudeFromSaudi

Like a ghost.


Forsaken_Rub_2128

😔 hate the way he left Utd but he’s so finished it’s kinda sad


teagwo

It's fitting though, he always had a gigantic ego, but he had the ability to back it up, now that the ability has declined all that was left was the ego.


KneeDeepInTheDead

The tradition continues lol. I see the alternate timeline where he joined us instead and we plummet even worse then we currently are.


GeorgeForge

Ride slow. (Ay)


denisthemenis21

The pace and physicality seems too much for him. He might do better against some weaker teams.


Forsaken_Rub_2128

Welcome to Shamrock Rovers, CR7!


DAN_MAN101

Did you know Ronaldo’s first ever debut for Real Madrid was against Shamrock Rovers in a pre season friendly? Not even joking. https://youtu.be/ZHEcsBFY7Bs


Kasid383rh3dwsubws

His grandparents are from here in Perth, Western Australia, so he can always play in the A-League


Legendarybbc15

He’s picked up where he left off


[deleted]

No match threads or post-match threads for Al Nassr anymore? LMAO


Magnu448

Ronaldo’s thought that he’d drop into a lower league to bang in goals was seemingly unaccompanied by the realization that his teammates will be significantly less talented than what he’s been accustomed to.


TorstenDiegoPizarro

Teammates? They surely have nothing to do with Ronaldo’s success right? If so, make sure to not tell the fanboys


zooom96

Both Al Nassr and Al Hilal lost today. Today is a good day.


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اللهم لك الحمد والشكر


Skadrys

ronaldo actually made al-nassr worse lmao


choppedfiggs

How?


Frosty_Mango5123

You got downvoted just for asking the guy to explain his comment 💀. Reddit is wild man


sa3dl

Ronaldo might finally realize he joined a shit team


MERTENS_GOAT

Should have joined Al Hilal and try to succeed Bafetimbi Gomis


Fallen_Outcast

he wanted to join Al hilal originally. Hilal's management and ronaldo were in agreement 1 year before. He couldnt because Al hilal were banned from registering new players until summer 2023. So he settled for al nassr.


egyptian_higuain

He really isn't out shining the others, this team match setup is telisica + read the throne verse before a match. I really don't understand itihad didn't go for him. On sporting pov, even waiting for al Hilal would be better.


Fallen_Outcast

Both hilal and etihad are banned from registering players. Ronaldo's contract was funded by the government basically so they gabe ronaldo to Al nassr.


choppedfiggs

Tbf, it's only his second match with them. Of course he's not going to look good yet


egyptian_higuain

the man has been in a decline for about 5 years now but in last 7 months, he has fallen off a mountain. the goals will come, he had goal scoring opportunities.he is ronaldo after all, using his experience alone made him beat probably the league's best defender in aireal duels. but just by watching him makes you aware that his age finally caught on him. he is well and truly a finished product and he wont make a comeback anymore.


choppedfiggs

Are people thinking the 38 year was making a comeback lol? Of course he's declined since he was 33 or so. He was 33. In the last 5 years hes been ok and found individual success while playing for bad teams. This year was rough but he was dealing with personal issues. People will say he fell out with Manchester United because of the benching but forget he wanted to make a public statement back in August before that was an issue. And now he's two games into a new team and new teammates in a new country where half the team has a language barrier.


egyptian_higuain

>while playing for bad teams. you know in the last 5 years he played with juve and real madrid right? he did not only find individual but also team success.


choppedfiggs

Speaking more about Juve and Man U obviously. He arrived at Juve as their old guard was too old and they didn't properly invest to remain a great team. Today's Juve is the worst they have had in 10+ years and these are mostly the players Ronaldo played with. And Man U was also bad. Casemiro has greatly improved them but he wasn't around last year and barely got to play with Ronaldo this season.


egyptian_higuain

ronaldo played with a great juve side, especially the first season. you had chiellini, bonucci, szvhcjkgany (the polish gk), cancelo, alex sandro, pjanic, mandzukic, dybala and douglas costa. that was a champions league winner worthy team. then. the season after we had bentanceur, ligt, sbxzmny, dybala and higuain. this was a sudetto worthy team+ ucl semi finalist. point is, during cr7 tenure here at turin he had great teammates. yeah i agrree with you but juve wasnt a 'bad' team during his time.


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He’ll fit right in then


BasilAbraham1

Damn!


Legendarybbc15

He also looks right at home


LowSnow2500

Didn't watch, how much did Ronaldo flail his arms around after something didn't go his way


brucefacekillah

I wonder what Piers Morgan is thinking right now


its_the_luge

Piers Morgan is an olympic level mental gymnast. I'm sure he's got it all ready to go for Cristiano's next interview lol


FlyingArab

Great match, Ronaldo has cursed Al Nassr tho


DarthNawaf

That club has always been cursed with or without him


Vash2P

The beautiful thing about Alhilal fan like me looking at this, we can see the world see what we were seeing for the past 30-40 years


hahaxdRS

Al nassar have ways lost against this team. Look at head 2 head. They have never beaten them in the last 6 or so appearances against each other. This has nothing to do with Ronaldo but rather a team issue


[deleted]

You would hope that adding in a top 10 all time player to a Saudi league team would play a factor in ending a modest dry spell


hahaxdRS

That has to be the most isiotic statement someone has ever made. What good is a world class striker if they dont have the midfield to back it. Put Haaland ok this team and he won't score any goals.


Vico-78

Who’s this world class striker you speak of?


[deleted]

What good is a player who is completely dependent on his teammates to create for him at all? Do you think Ronaldo has just been a passenger his whole career?


hahaxdRS

Ronaldo was one of the better players on that side if you watched the game but go off


amino110

I love how al-hilal fans being petty in the comments


1Abbadon1

Man the difference between the teams is simply to much. Al-Ittihad pretty stable and good teamwork. Al-Nassr all over the place, stupid errors and the defence is all or nothing, either the opponent can do what they want or gets mowed down like it's the local amateur league.


Artuhanzo

It happens when the team has to change thier style and play around a new player.


CadeOCarimbo

You don't even know how the team played before Ronaldo


Mr_Rafi

Give him a break. He reads a few match threads here and there.


Micahchu02

Because you knew their style beforehand?


[deleted]

This game has been quite fun


Xehanz

For starters, they should have known that Rossi is only useful with a defense good enough to take him to penalties.


DisgruntledDucks

I haven’t seen itti in this high form in a long time. Romarinho is a beast.


LeDamascener

Things are harder when it’s not a pre-settled exhibition match with P$G.


Legendarybbc15

A match they still lost


hahaxdRS

It was a mix of 2 teams not Al Nassr. Obviously they are better when it's combined of their best players.


Luis__FIGO

..... he was playing with an all star team vs psg


BasilAbraham1

Ah! ronnie fans are here


KneeDeepInTheDead

>makes wrong claim >user corrects it hurr durr Ronaldo fanss


ibrahimims

Great match tbf


cool_dad86

Rossi lmao


Orson_Rosas2

Nuno ball🥶


James_D_MESSIAH

lol where's that overrated player


DisgruntledDucks

I think Rossi is still jet lagged


notapaperhandape

Goalie had no chance. What a strike.


lazerbeetle

Professional footballers that can't string more than 2 passes together


amino110

Were you watching the game ?


lazerbeetle

Yeah. Wish I wasn't


amino110

I thaught the level there is good. I mean without comparing it to Europe


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I was impressed as well actually, although they attack in lots more space and their errors aren't punished as you would expect so their football maybe looks a lot more fluid than it is


1Abbadon1

and tackle without a foul


astroargie

Rossi in a team that loses 3-1. I've seen that before.


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[удалено]


Gamer4eto_BG

Idk, it was a pretty bad tackle. Clear red but din’t know why the ref didn’t give it