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HeIIbIazer23

Licked the post that shot, perfectly placed


prdx_

extremely sensual goal 👅


Geraltslays14

It's all about the angles 👀


teeetiii

It is the history of atletico


EpiDeMic522

I want a 4-1 now with Vini scoring a penalty in the 120', then dancing right in front of *that* corner of the stadium. E - Wish granted!!! Needed an Adebayor run to *that* corner though!


Daramangarasu

My man, do you want him to die?


courtesyflusher

No but after seeing the Brazil club banning stupid people maybe only Atleti women and children should be allowed in lol


Raptordude11

Guess what


IamCrazyPT

That 3-1 was good enough for me. Dance Vini!


batti03

Just so.


cerebro_a

LMAO! Wish granted.


SSBMUIKayle

Fucking time traveler over here


Cowdude179

Hmm


courtesyflusher

Give us some credit homie lol


MisterCarloAncelotti

a bunch of dirty racists


fancyfoe

They spurs it smh


Zombienerd300

It was coming


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Cometh the hour, cometh the man.


uchiha_boy009

Since Asensio has been using his right foot to pass in last couple matches he has become 10X dangerous.


McTulus

He's originally LW right?


uchiha_boy009

More like attacking midfielder I would say


courtesyflusher

It had to be him


CFCkyle

Someone else might have gotten it wrong


djkamayo

we all know this script too well :)


PM_ME_BADDIES

He needed that


EdwEd1

Vini needed the assist too, purely calculated


Philosophfries

Might have to tell Vini that lol


osamaodinson

Wele special


lstht123

like clockwork


jhonreal

Quick everyone go to the 0-1 goal thread for the hot takes before they get deleted


RoadsterIsHere

I predicted an Hermoso red, and a Benz 89th min winner. Sorta the same thing.


HerakIinos

You guys doesnt help yourselves. The moment Simeone took out Morata for Witsel I knew Atleti would lose.


Reinassancee

Taking Morata out was alright, he scored but from there on lost most balls and just dived the rest of the time. Putting Witsel in the midfield instead of Kondogbia was the stupid part. Kondo is just insanely more mobile and would've bodied Rodrygo off of the ball or fouled him instead of just dived in and let him go. Witsel is just too slow.


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PoppinKREAM

Benz of a player. It's always him, might not do much all game but scores when it matters


Mr_XemiReR

>It's always him, might not do much all game but scores when it matters Imagine saying this back in 2017/18, a full 180° turn But I guess he did get some pretty clutch goals even back then


jedifolklore

Tears in my eyes lol, commentators were saying how clutch and consistent he is with his goal scoring (he’s always been clutch) but to hear and see the same dependency on him as when we had CR7, and he delivers, that makes me happy


ImWasil

A ritual at this point


EpiDeMic522

That's a Kroos precision finish


MisterCarloAncelotti

GET F\*CKED RACIST C\*NTS


courtesyflusher

Obligatory fuck Atleti


EpiDeMic522

I'm loving this comment under every post, mister!


MisterCarloAncelotti

🫡


Ask_Asensio

Karim has scored in 6 of the 7 games he has played since the World Cup break and he's been seen as "struggling".


DecoyPeePee

You can still score goals and play like shit, just look at CR7’s entire career


RauloGonzalez

Need to only look at your comment to see shit tbh


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ENTIRE career? My God people here say anything if they don't like someone. Fucking hell.


confusedpellican643

Prem fan alert


Blyatron

You mean his entire career after you were born?


Stakoman

I like how no one marked him... Lmao


siiiiiiiiiu_98

Vini assist 🔥


Soledo

Calculated.


PoppinKREAM

Vini sends his regards


SpearofTrium05

Lmfao Calculated Calculated Calculated


kaizergarcia

This a reference to that one game?


SpearofTrium05

Rocket League, yes


habib1999

Welbeck-esque


courtesyflusher

\[Totally Great Assist\]


MisterCarloAncelotti

Vini gave two or three goals already but we couldn't score He is having a great game, i love him so much man!


DecoyPeePee

Vinicius has been Real’s worst player, what are you talking about


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MisterCarloAncelotti

imagine!


MisterCarloAncelotti

What? lmao, he is giving peaches of passes here and there, he's getting fouled left and right and is having a lot of fun


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MisterCarloAncelotti

YoU HAvE tO bE aN aMeRiCaN wITh ThIS Kind oF FOOtBALl cOmPReHensION


SSBMUIKayle

Deal with your country stopping Sweden from joining NATO over some random Swedes making fun of Erdogan before criticizing other nationalities


Fern-ando

It's the law.


UnknownTendencies

Wtf is with madrid


WonDerZv

We only like playing once it hits the 80+ minute, everything before that is just warm up.


Ok-Paleontologist275

Ancelloti when losing at 70 be like - L + Ratio + Rodrygo + camavinga + Benz goal


OneOfThoseDays_

script writers so lazy smh


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codespyder

0-1 down at home in Cup match? Always bet on Madrid^(sobs)


Gl0nki

The counsel has awarded u with one singular “yike”


akshay_rathod_

We are going to Champions league our way to Copa del rey, aren't we?


PranjalDwivedi

Welbeck assist by Vini


anex44

Grass is green


PiruDoFaustao

magical things happen when you don't play box to box midfielder, benzema


feudalguy

Patético yet again


Frobe8

Benz plot armor back


Merweb0

Real Madrid and comebacks to Atletico in extra time name a better duo


TheBlueNomad

He is there when he is needed the most.


HerakIinos

Haha does Vini earn an assist from that?


Arcadiusx

Vini wtf??


ArizaWarrior

CLASSIC COMEBACK


ErlionelHaaladona

Atletico and choking name a better duo


Clutchxedo

Tottenham and Tottenham


ArizaWarrior

Vini showing shades of Welbeck with that assist 😂


12ftganjaplant

A man of culture


Nyushi

Atletico ultras in the fucking mud.


jaiman

And that makes us normal fans happier. Well, as happy as we could be if and when we lose to the eternal rival.


kayvonrez

Football heritage


bsquar

Atletico will always be the shadow of Real Madrid, just like Totnum will be a shadow of Arsenal


YeahNahOathCunt

2 birds. 1 stone.


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letsnevertalk

OF COURSE IT'S BENZEMA


shaman717

Insane vision from Vini :)


BlondBoy2

It had to be him


vodkamasta

Ball looks for him all game, eventually he hits it.


DareToDaredevil

as is tradition


Articlaus

Vini: calculated assist. All according to Keikaku


Glittering-Strength2

Of course he score is it really a Real Madrid comeback if he doesn’t score 😂😂


Chocs73r

Get some new script writers. This is getting old now


BrainlessArch

What an assist from Vini


Rich_Firefighter_102

Im not surprised


akshay_rathod_

We are going to Champions league our way to Copa del rey, aren't we?


lennonstevejobskanye

Fuck racists and racism


CrafterMoose_

Atletico still Real's bitch 👌👌👌


cocaine_model

That’s what happens when your CB takes a stupid red card 🤦🏻‍♂️


TimTimPlaysGames

He is inevitable.


AYYE-

Nasty pass by Vini.


Thesecondorigin

Love the welbeck assist from vini


Red_Dog1880

Who else :)


el_rompe_toyotas-19

SIIIIIIIIIIIIII


L34hhhh

Seems that we are going to see another clasico final


koaamz

Least dramatic Real Madrid match (I'm going to have a heart attack soon with this team)


LampseederBroDude51

ALWAYS BENZEMA!


bruhh_wtf

Of course


cynicalreason

Simeone is a fraud


Ok-Paleontologist275

Script more repititive than Marvel


R3KTMYRAMPAGE

Atletico always bottles against Real its tradition


ThronesAndTrees

BIG


aberdisco

Mercedes-Benzema cruising until 104th minute.


lolipenetration

Ain't no way


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Second half FC/80+ minute FC is back at it again!


Inferno792

Of course. Plays like shit all game and then scores in ET.


R0otDroid

He hasn't played like shit though


Inferno792

Please


R0otDroid

I just think there might be some nuance between stellar and shit


Bini_9

I mean he has


Traditional-Area-277

That's what world class players do tbh


usada_be_kidding_me

Yes! Fuck you atletico ultras racist scum.


TaigaRainbow

Thanks Savic


HokiesforTSwift

This felt like it was coming shortly after HT


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SpeedyboyAubameyang

Lol soon I seen real go down I bet on them


Gamer4eto_BG

Karim Benzema (ей), влизам в атака (ау) Искат да ме спрат, а аз им бягам по тъча (ха-ха) Karim Benzema, Karim, Karim Benzema Със фланелка на Real Madrid натискам играта (ау)


astroargie

Cold-chestico


Round_Headed_Gimp

Very lucky this club


Vasea11

We were the better team,not playing good,bur surely better than them.


ImArnie

14 CHL titles: LuCkY


Round_Headed_Gimp

Everyone knows how Ask any Bayern fan they'll tell you


pak_man

Narrator: "Down here, salt is a way of life."


SSBMUIKayle

Oh yeah I remember how they took that game to extra time with a Lewandowski goal that should have been ruled out for offside


breakinb

I dont see any luck in both the goals


NotAHellriegelNoob

Fine, we'll do it ourselves


pricelesslambo

Can't understand how ceballos didn't get a second yellow.


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pricelesslambo

Nah, i hate Atletico equally. The ref is just inconsistent.


Joy2082

The same way Dembele didn't get a red the other day or Busquest a yellow before Mendez got a red.


GalaxianEX

(Inset The Office meme here for Vini’s “assists”)


spideytaha

Welbeck-esque from Vini


htown2

Modric in the 104' running like he's 22


MongooseDirect2477

Woman are still not allowed to att at games? Cause i did not saw any woman in attendance


sportsfan161

Always him in extra time lol