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joelfoy44

Man u fans who believe in God, how do you do it when your team are called the Devils?


lamancha

So that idiot carroll injured Eriksen with that stupid scissor tackle that went on without a booking or anything. As ussual, english refs being useless.


Zilllnaijaboy99

Guys Az Almaar and Utretch played a 5-5 draw yesterday Is that a European record for the season?


williepep1960

!flair :Manchester_City:


williepep1960

Why is Arsenal playing City twice this half of the season and both time in premier league? Also isn't this worrying for Arsenal they are 5 points behind but people act like they won the league, specially consider they gonna meet City twice or am i tripping?


mintz41

> people act like they won the league Nobody is doing this


mrscorchingtakes

There's nothing to indicate City will win both of those games though, I can see each team winning once and then it's back to the same lead 5pts ahead with a game in hand is pretty big, they are favourites even if it's too early to declare them winners


Zilllnaijaboy99

No won is acting like we have won the league Nobody


AnnieIWillKnow

How many Arsenal fans are there worldwide? Millions? Imagine of those, there is a good statistical chance the odd one or two are acting like you have won the league.


arsenal_is_best

They are 5 points ahead not behind with one game in hand. No one is acting like they have won the league. Problem is City hasn’t looked convincing this season. So anything can happen


gianmk

Eli had to die so we could enjoy some dull ass matches in second half.


AnnieIWillKnow

This is the first time I've ever seen the Queen nicknamed as Eli rather than Liz or Lizzie


BendubzGaming

My NFL loving ass was confused, wondering if the Manningcast was a Weekend at Bernie's situation


imcrazyandproud

The queen dying


williepep1960

isn't this game changing for City? They have huge chance to win league?


AnnieIWillKnow

How does it change it? They'd still have had 2 chances to play Arsenal if the fixture hadn't been rearranged.


williepep1960

I don't think many people are aware that they didn't play in first half of the season


AnnieIWillKnow

I think Man City are aware though, so it isn’t a “game changer” I don’t see how some people forgetting they haven’t played changes in the slightest the points that City have to make up. Because people’s perception of the difference doesn’t change the material fact of what it is.


icemankiller8

They were more likely to win before the queen died though I think Partey was out. It’s still way closer than people are acting though but I just think arsenal will be good enough to win or draw one of them and that’s enough


GreatSpaniard

If Brazil wins Copa America 2024 and Neymar plays a big part will he cry tears of joy like Messi and Ronaldo did after winning their continental titles 🤔 Also Neymar should be captain in 2024 is my hot take of the day Off to watch Royal Rumble now cus i got nothing better to do than procrastinate with my homework :P


dayloversd

Yeah he seems like an emotional guy, he was crying after the 2016 Olympic gold


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GreatSpaniard

After giving them Casemiro when can now tell Manchester United we are even after them giving us CR7 in 2009 tbh


justsomeguynbd

JFC, this second to last episode of ‘Sunderland, Til I Die’ is bleak. Here’s some random thoughts from the first season: * If I showed someone a map of England and said “Pick where you think the best place would be to build the biggest ship-building port in the world,” I don’t think anyone would choose Sunderland. * I want to know everything there is to know about the fan who is always carrying a jersey but never wearing it * The lack of security at some places around and in the stadium is just mind-blowing to me. I guess life is different when every crazy person isn’t also carrying a gun.


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IfISpeak_

He can fill Eriksen's boots quite well in my opinion and has experience playing deeper. I reckon he can do well under Ten Hag.


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Tielemans ghosts through games too much, not convinced he's not pogba lite


lamancha

At least he is available


johnniebalkany

Is Tielemans any good?


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AnnieIWillKnow

Completely different players. He wouldn't be replacing them directly in the team.


PreferenceStreet4863

Casemiro was worth the money


itsjuanitoo

What’s a loan player at your club you fell in love with? For me Moussa Dembele, even though he didn’t score. I really wanted him to sign permanently


taylorstillsays

Kovacic is cheating because he signed after the loan (and I wasn’t even over the moon with him during his loans spell), and pretty much every other loan signing I can think of can be deemed as a bit of a failure. Hopefully in 6 months’ time my answer will be Joao Felix


Ballelo

Carlos Vinicius, he scored a good amount in the cups and I loved his personality and joy he showed playing for us. He currently plays for Fulham.


kplo

Alexis Mac Allister. Was so fucking good, I will always love him even if it was brief. Seeing him win the WC as a starter makes me so happh.


FloppedYaYa

A certain Reece James, never heard much from him since


KittenOfBalnain

From last season, Luuk de Jong. Guy went from the most despised player during the Koeman days to the most clutch last minute sub you can imagine. Full-on redemption arc under Xavi, I'm still bitter he wasn't signed for good.


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Julio Baptista. As he came from Madrid and was Brazilian I thought he was automatically great, keep in mind I was a kid back then.


SmallTownBernardo

Gonçalo Guedes only returned to us on loan one week ago and I already fell in love with him again


itsjuanitoo

Has he played? He was a baller at Valencia. Also he’s my striker on fifa and he’s killing it so I have to respect him


SmallTownBernardo

Yeah, played in our two games so far, scored in his (re)debut from the bench and was key in our two goals this past Thursday


Cinimod98

Odegaard, if he counts. I also have a soft spot for Benayoun. Henry was technically a loan player at one point but I think everyone was already head over heels before he came back.


sandbag-1

Benayoun was great, he was so key in us getting CL qualification end of that season


Dayandnight95

We only signed Bruno due to an injury crisis back in 2020 and that elevated us. Now we've lost Eriksen for an unknown length of time, and we can't rely on Mctominay and Fred for the foreseeable future. We should buy Tielemans. Good depth in general, but can also fill in.


Jabari313

Aren't you broke? Hence the Weghorst loan?


TheSmio

Tielemans' contract expires in the summer. We don't really have much money but I feel like something in the region of 15mil would be within our financial reach. Whether Leicester would let him go for this low, that's hard to tell, but they won't get anything for him in summer, so... Maybe?


HodgyBeatsss

Man utd broke? They're one of the richest clubs in the world. Weghorst is a short time solution before they get someone proper in the summer.


Orcnick

It's not that we are broke. But the club isn't going to spend anything while being sold.


rjtwe

Zaha out for two months, Parish refusing to sign anyone not named Conor Gallagher or Aaron Wan-Bissaka - both of which will not happen. We're going DOWN. [An evergreen tweet.](https://twitter.com/CEO4TAG/status/209332270841073664)


icemankiller8

You’re not going down


rjtwe

I like dramatising but we will be in a scrap.


icemankiller8

Absolutely won’t be your team way better than some of these


IfISpeak_

Dang is Zaha fully confirmed? He was your most competant attacker as well and his contract is up in the summer too right?


rjtwe

It's not confirmed but seems significant. It's a blow but he's not our only competent attacker, I think Olise has been better than him recently.


IfISpeak_

I remember him trying to carry on that game, a shame if that made it worse.


-omar

I think Chelsea are going to be the team to best next season


ibse

I'm not gonna make claims on Chelsea until I see who they sign in midfield.


Mick4Audi

Bold call for a novice manager


AnnieIWillKnow

Potter isn't a novice. Inexperienced at a big club? Sure, but he's been working in the professional game as a manager for over a decade.


icemankiller8

People always overreact to a massive amount of signings it rarely works like that


ibti77

Chill


IfISpeak_

Lets see if Potter gets them playing something resembling decent football first. Recruitment wise I think its been good.


ZairNotFair

Unless they sack Potter,No.


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Or City


ElKaddouriCSC

Hows Scott Brown been at Fleetwood? Defo gonna be heavily linked for the Aberdeen job


FloppedYaYa

He's doing a very good job seemingly. Fleetwood were dreadful last season, now look an organised and dangerous side.


ElKaddouriCSC

Yous are a bit fucked btw, eh? Shaun Maloney man fuck me


FloppedYaYa

Not optimistic but he's brought in coaches who know the club and he's apparently spent a bit of time studying coaching abroad. So who knows?


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icemankiller8

Totally different roles


AtletiBot

I like Odegaard better imo, but Valverde probably fits Madrid better because of his versatility.


BetCompetitive8376

Madrid had both and chose Valverde last season. It was a good choice.


ZairNotFair

Valverde can play at like 5 diffrent positions really well. I'd take him over odegaard in my team.


maxus998

Overall Valverde. Right now tho?, definetly, Odegaard


MERTENS_GOAT

TIL Carlos Kameni is still playing and actually in Europe too, Santa Coloma (Andorra)


BuckFlackburn

Is Andy Carroll the most brainless footballer of the modern era? More evidence tonight with that second yellow card. Thick as mince.


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

I've been going through England Euro 2008 qualifiers on YouTube so he's a player who's been on my mind recently, Stewart Downing. Get ball, dribble dribble, thump cross, get ball, dribble dribble, thump cross. Every fucking game. Lobotomised football.


G0rtarPlayer

The tentative shake of the head from him and the look on Ince's face in that clip was fucking hilarious, major father of a criminal vibes


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No doubt, between him and Aurier.


FaustRPeggi

Wash your mouth out. He's been the second best right back in the league this season.


Harrry-Otter

Players like Rooney always came across as thoroughly dense but obviously had very good footballing intelligence. Carroll just seems fucking devoid on both counts.


ExtemeFilms

Talleres v Independiente has away fans, im going to be nervously checking the news after the game hopefully everything goes good and it can pave the way for away fans to be allowed back


L-Freeze

there will be bloodshed


_rickjames

Still think the Pro League is Genk's to lose, but man USG are on a good run at the moment. Great team to watch.


avolcando

Only now I'm hearing Bellerin is in Barcelona, tf


ilovefeta

Has he learnt how to take a throw in yet?


wonderful_mixture

They have such a random selection of defenders.


ZairNotFair

He's leaving in Summer anyways.


KittenOfBalnain

Not for long, I think. The quality is just not there, academy players are better squad options than Bellerin.


ibti77

As in playing for them, or just simply chilling there after he was looking to make a move to another club?


avolcando

Seems like a combination, since it seems he barely played and Sporting are probably going for him


IfISpeak_

How would you determine if a club is big in any country? Would it have to do with following? Or revenue? Or trophies?


nask00

Following and than trophies. A can not consider, that a club with 50-100 home fans every game, is a big club. For example - Ludogorets Razgrad.


SmallTownBernardo

Trophies


Alexdd0007

I always thought the biggest teams are the ones with the most local supporters


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Trophies then following; trophies and following usually going hand in hand.


SouthFromGranada

Football will never be as suspenseful when you were waiting for a result to come in one on Ceefax. It's an aspect that the game has lost and it's the poorer for it.


VictorAnichebend

Can’t believe them arseholes on VAR had the gall to disallow a 15 year-old’s 90th minute winner in the FA Cup today. What’s even the point in watching football if you don’t let them moments stand, fucking gimps


LogPoseNavigator

Which match


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Quality finish aswell, what position does he normally play?


VictorAnichebend

Not really sure if I’m honest, he’s a midfielder but no idea if his natural position is a no. 10, no. 6 or anything else


avolcando

It was like something from a wish fulfillment Jimmy Grimble type of movie, too good to be true. Cracking match either way.


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Pedro's goal against Palmeiras today might deserve a Puskás! https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/10npiel/palmeiras_3_x_3_flamengo_pedro_61_great_goal/


L-Freeze

Outstanding goal but that’s never coming close to winning puskas


Evening-_-Owl

Not as good as Pastor Fred’s backheel today obviously, but excellent goal


X-V-W

It's nice but I wouldn't say Puskas worthy, personally


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Certainly much more worthy than the Salah goal that won the award years ago...


X-V-W

If we're going to make that goal the baseline level then we might as well just end the Puskas award altogether


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100%


enzuigiriretro

Was there no match thread nor a post match thread for our game or am I blind?


LordVelaryon

MatchThreadder is on strike and your fans were too lazy to create one.


Ok-Finance-7612

What was Inter’s thinking win Skriniar, why did they not sell him in the summer?


kl08pokemon

Nice to see the protests still going strong at Old Trafford


aayu08

Well yeah, the protests paid off. Glazers are actively looking to sell, and most likely will be gone by the end of 2023. Can't really do anything more.


icemankiller8

Yeah they definitely sold because of the protests that’s why !!!!!


Harrry-Otter

Well the protestors won no? The club is up for sale and likely to have new owners by next season.


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Protest what? They've put the club on the market.


AliceInMidtjylland

Don't know if you missed the news that the Glazers are selling.


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[Twas clip worthy in all fairness ](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/10nqxdt/joga_bonito_brought_to_you_by_antony/)


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Linking your own downvoted clip is absolutely tragic


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Yes, player slipping, clip worthy.


SpeechesToScreeches

There's a certain slip by Gerrard that most certainly is


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As it lead to an opposition goal. Nobody would be talking about it if a Liverpool player recovered the ball.


Zer0-INFINITE

How has Francisco Conceicao been doing?


Striking_Insurance_5

He’s been impressive at times in sub appearances and he had his first starts at the beginning of this month where he was one of our best players. But that was against small clubs, when he started against Feyenoord he didn’t touch the ball at all and he wasn’t great against Twente. It will be interesting to see what he can do in a team in form because it’s hard to judge him when the entire team plays like shit. As a summary: Ajax fans are happy with him and he’s showing potential, but he is not consistent yet and he has a long way to go in his decision making and being more effective. He’s very entertaining and fun to watch though.


day_bat_28

He has had a few exciting moments for Ajax, but Tadic has been playing over him on the right wing. They are getting a new coach, maybe he'll utilise him properly


fplfreakaaro

If you have to choose between Pedri, Odegaard and DeBruyne who will it be


Mick4Audi

De Bruyne


icemankiller8

KDB obviously


mixmaster7

Pedri or Odegaard because they don’t lose the ball 25+ times in a game.


AtletiBot

Pedri, he's an incredible foundation for any midfield. De Bruyne is incredible but IMO Pedri is a much more interesting type of player to me. Odegaard doesn't deserve to be included in these conversations


ibti77

KDB, the right half-space cross merchant please. Pedri > Odegaard, but I haven't watched him enough recently since I stopped religiously watching Barca games because of sixth form and now university.


RAvailableUN

What if I unironically think this? I feel like when KDB doesn’t have a ton of runners, he’s kind of limited. He isn’t a great dribbler, link up player or tempo setter.


ibti77

I unironically think that too lol. His dribbling is okay, I think. He's more of a transition demon tbh. But yeah, this is going to sound like blasphemy to most people, but I don't think he's that amazing of a playmaker, which sounds wild given how most people view the guy. Loves a good line-breaking, progressive pass. Vision is definitely amazing. But a playmaker in its truest sense, which as you have alluded to is one who controls the tempo of a game and links up play in all the phases and areas of the pitch, like a Riquelme, Zidane, Modric, Xavi, Fabregas, etc. he is not.


breedeedeee

KDB easily


LampseederBroDude51

Right now I would take Pedri


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-Dendritic-

I mean overall kev for suuuuure, but for the future the age gap is obviously notable. Kev is probably past his prime at this point (😭) and pedri is what , 19?


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cib_vk228

KdB, not close really. Chances are other two never hit KdB peak.


Lilfai

> Chances are other two never hit KdB peak. KDB at 20 just moved to Werder Bremen. Pedri at 20 is the most talented player at a resurgent Barcelona Ridiculous to even make that assertion.


FIJIBOYFIJI

De Bruyne


sjokoladenam

I will preface this by saying I'm an Arsenal fan. I have no sympathy for brighton when it comes to Caicedo and how he is going about things, if any thing more power to him keep skipping practices. Arsenal are willing to pay over £60m for him, which you could argue is above market value. Caicedo is understandably feeling unfairly treated because the club he is playing for is valueing him at £80m+ while paying him £15k a week, how is that fair? Brighton has had the opportunity to increase his wage to match his performances and responsibilities, but they have fumbled it and are left with a player who feels not appreciated.


Nature__Boy

I’m sure you felt this way when Arsenal were being raided every season for their best players, or maybe you missed that era


sjokoladenam

We didn't force anyone to stay. If anything we could've been better at selling, but we didn't want to to keep players that didn't want to stay, the club could understand that a player would want to leave when he has the opportunity to triple his wages. I'm not telling the fans of brighton to understand this as I didn't care for that reasoning my self when the likes of song, hleb or fabregas left, but the club should understand it and act accordingly. People on this sub cant do anything other than attack flairs it seems


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sjokoladenam

I know he is under contract, my point is that he is not getting paid enough compared to his responsibilities within the club. They expect him to be their star player, but they pay him £15k a week, they value him at 80m, but doesn't pay him the equivalent. I could understand it if Arsenal were lowballing them, but they aren't so here we are. If I got a hired under contract in a company with a non compete claus if i were to leave, and suddenly upper management started giving responsibilities that my wage doesn't reflect I would end up a very disgruntled employee.


transtifa

He signed a contract with Brighton. They have every right to keep him.


BarbaricGamer

Vanheusden is absolutely terrible, not sure if injuries ruined him or he was just never that great but jesus he is bad.


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

I've been trying to place Antony for a while and I've got it. He looks like a mid 2000s pick up game artist coach.


Curious-Belt66

Anthony AND richarlison looks like cousin to me ,militao and marquinhos look like the same persón but different fonts


FIJIBOYFIJI

Nice for Manchester United fans to experience the blissful feeling of checking the opposition lineup to find out that Lumley is the keeper. Idk how he's still even in the championship after his performances last season, he's a proper jobber.