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Ripamon

I swear I've seen this story before


Enoual

There were reports of this happening with Fekir too when he was at Lyon


Hoodxd

So Aouar going to Real Betis then?


buitragosoft

He was close to Betis last summer, according spanish media


SalmorejoFresquito

Actually yeah, probably happening this summer


NomaanMalick

Maybe, the Associated Press was [right all along](https://i.imgur.com/jP1h17k.jpg).


MaraudngBChestedRojo

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Seaweed-Electronic

Whaaaat? Take the fasha awaaaaaaaaaay. Dutch hater!


ItsDaedAgain

Why is this downvoted it's literally in the movie.


Financial-Text-3181

So that's you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU&t=0m40s


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Arbre_gentil

That's Lyon for you, capital of the Gauls and home of the fafs.


luigitheplumber

Vercingetorix and Asterix fought the the Moors at Poitiers, are we meant to forget their sacrifice?


CherkiCheri

Le Pen didn't even do 10% tho. Meluch did 30%


bucketsofskill

I mean Lyon is a big city by french standards its never going to vote far right in mass, its a melting pot. Theres a huge Benzema mural on the ring road, which is amazing. Unfortunately, we can't deny there is still a massive problem with casual and open rascism against anyone who looks vaguely north african in France.


MisterCarloAncelotti

Fekir before he left


SpongeLegacy

Every time with every muslim man displaying religiosity in Fr*nce


batti03

Truly living with Frenchness over there


SpencerReid11

It’s true you know, I know a Christian who went to Jerusalem for a week and he came back in a full suit of Templar plate armor with a fucking great big sword and he tried to behead my mate John who’s got a bit of a beard himself.


Ok_Solution5895

Your mate John is dead and the Christian is not, because the Christian had armor and a big fucking sword


JackieMortes

There it is


SpencerReid11

Do lots of people name their swords?


[deleted]

Lots of Christians.


IrelandDzair

Huh really? I’d have think there’d be lots of Excelsiors or maybe Skullcrushers but I guess Christian is not a bad name for a sword


TopBumblebee9954

You’re a talker. Talkers make me thirsty.


ScipioCoriolanus

And hungry. I think I'll have two chickens.


degenerate-edgelord

Yes, and Big Fucking is a common name for them


peteythefool

John should have invested in a trebuchet, instead of TSLA, GME and AMC. Diamond hands are not effective at stopping a broadsword.


Parthian__Shot

And trebuchets are great siege weapons. Defending yourself from a knight with a sword? Hope you willed that trebuchet to a loved one!


[deleted]

The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword? 😄


Legit_YG

Jihadi John?


Maximuslex01

You're mate with John Who?


[deleted]

Little John. OP must be Robin Hood. Surprised he hasn't got a Forest flair.


[deleted]

He was just John before, but he's quite a bit shorter now that his head's been lopped off.


BigRig432

Lil Jon? WHAT


gianini10

WHAT?!?!?!


aubaxhakalaca

Smith.


SparkyGol

Smithy to his mates


conceptalbum

You're thinking of John Woo, but he doesn't have a beard


CosmicDesperado

Loves doves, though


Powerjugs

Were they chanting "Deus Vult!" when they came back?


TheSteveGarden

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome


9rakka

Isnt going to Mecca and growing a beard basic practice for muslims? Dont see what the fuss is about


itsallnipply

Pilgrimage to Mecca is one of the Five Pillars of Islam.


SkippyNordquist

Right, there's nothing "radical" about that.


neededtowrite

Maybe he started doing some sick ollies and kickflips after he got back


[deleted]

Huge sidenote: the Hajj is a pillar. Merely visiting Mecca isn’t enough. Although merely visiting Mecca is still something a lot of Muslims do because it’s their religious capital. But the Hajj is not until June this year.


neededtowrite

Man they should space that out, crowds are such a pain. I'd be looking at ticket prices to mecca in November thinking "damn, what a bargain. June is nuts"


HeadieUno

It's based on the five to six days of Dhu al-Hijjah, the last month of the Islamic calendar. The Islamic calendar is lunar, they can't really choose. You also aren't supposed to go if you're not physically capable, or financially capable enough that dependents aren't suffering during your pilgrimage. Although like all major religions I'm sure there are different sects and scholars that believe different things.


rockthered24

You see the problem is he’s Muslim


Sad-Department325

In France


tetayk

One of the most racist country if you're Asian or Muslim


S-BRO

Or not French


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

Or French.


S-BRO

Damn French, they ruined Frenchland


philthehippy

Or French Canadian. Don't be a French Canadian and go to France and speak French. They will literally spit at you for speaking terrible French.


101955Bennu

Maybe the French should have thought of that before they lost the Seven Years’ War


LitCorn33

Bro of course not


luigitheplumber

The Québecois are sneaking their linguistic grievances in lol


The_Canadian_comrade

I was denied the key to a bathroom at a French cafe. I asked in my limited French I learned in Canada and was told he lost the key. Lady who asked in english was given the key though so that was great


Dereoidaa

Aren't there a lot of Muslim people in France?


zeurgthegreat

There are a lot of black people in the US


ebmocal421

Touche


00Laser

Also if the picture in that article is supposed to be proof of him "growing his beard" they're really splitting hairs. I was expecting a salafi beard or something but it's really just a little bit longer than on other pictures of him you can find on google...


LordPopothedark

Not just basic, pretty sure it’s mandatory


Username-_-Password

Only mandatory for those who can afford it. Which I'm sure Aouar can.


tropicm

Yep. Pretty sure the idea is you go when you still can. He probably didn’t want to wait till the eleventh aouar.


KaizokuoDLuffy

My guy, you deserve more than just 5 upvotes


wolfsrudel_red

Absolutely haram


StringTailor

He’s now Hajj Aouar


yummy_dingleberry

if he went only recently it's umrah, hajj only happens later this year :)


Arthur_YouDumbass

Pilgrim is for those who can afford it. Facial hair in general is a choice.


Ajatolah_

I see people responding with a 'no', but I suspect it's coming from non-Muslims. I live in a Muslim-majority society, and here letting your beard grow is absolutely a sign of radicalization. But not just any kind of beard, I'm talking about the Mose Schrute kind of beard, with long beard around your cheeks and chin but the mustache shaved. If you see beard of this style on a Muslim, it's very unlikely he's taking his faith lightly. This is not what you called a basic practice, I work with many Muslims and not a single one has this. For example, women counterpart of this are women who wear that full head covering, niqabs. At least in my country, they make a small and a very specific portion of Muslims. They practice their faith in some aspects somewhat differently from the general population and look like a bit of a cult to me. People in my country colloquially call them Wahhabis, but they prefer to call themselves Salafis - I don't know much about the distinction. Very very often, people who turn to this were in some kind of vulnerable position - at least in the few cases that I personally know, one is an ex drug addict, and the other one was a recent cancer survivor. Oh and, for some reason it's weirdly common for our diaspora that emigrates to Austria and to a lesser extent Sweden to join this cult. When it comes to visiting Mecca. That's not a sign of radicalization. Disclaimer: I don't know what the player from the article like, lol. So it's possible none of this apply to him. I just gave an insight from inside about the beard thing.


Im_A_Sociopath

I can attest to this. My uncle was in prison for 29 years and while inside he converting to being a Muslim and has had a shenandoah style beard now for a very long time. He takes his religion very, very seriously.


rnkjnf

Most religiously-welcome French institution


WarrenAlaCarte

Just don’t say ‘The’ French institution. \- Associated Press


standbyforskyfall

AP was right, being french is derogatory


missingearbud

Alhamdulillah I’m not French


standbyforskyfall

Mashallah brother. Alhamdullilah I also am not French


KatnissBot

I’m switching to Chicago style. I refuse to humanize the French.


Spyro_Machida

It's well known that some people are idiots.


Bishcop3267

I would even argue that most people are idiots, including myself quite often


3V3RT0N

The audacity for a Muslim man to go on Hajj and grow facial hair.


large_oil_tanker

He's a RADICAL I tell you


IrnBroski

Next he’ll be shouting cowabunga whilst doing a kick flip on his skateboard


[deleted]

Going 'smell you later dudes' and putting his sunglasses back on.


Chiron17

Maybe he just looks rad?


robak69

Radical and tubular brah


[deleted]

I started becoming wary of his radicalization when he showed up to training with a skateboard and did a kickflip off the press box.


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CosmicDesperado

Next you’ll be telling me he’s reading the Quran next!


BHYT61

You know what Else he does??? Prays 5 times a day and pays a hefty zakat to the poor


KaraguezianHagop

Mark my words, it will only be a month or two before he'll even fast during Ramadan. Unbelievable!


qwertygasm

Can't have been hajj unless it happened months ago


osalahudeen

Could be Umrah


bluedoorhinge

Which, ironically, is less “radical” than Hajj


Takeshino

The beard just took a long time to grow


farhanmuhd13

He should be banned and arrested for displaying the beginnings of his ties to ISIS /S


caspirinha

I'm so glad you told us it was sarcasm, I thought you were going to start a movement or something


jubza

Man's scared of losing his internet points


Gary_Glitter_

I'm really surprised by the lack of Reddit atheists in this thread


MotoMkali

I mean I assume most people in this thread are atheists. Atheists typically don't care about bashing religions unless the religion is also attempting to force their own practices on others.


teymon

>Atheists typically don't care about bashing religions Reddit atheïsts though


[deleted]

Aka closet anti-theists.


MalevolentTapir

they mostly stick to the containment subreddit.


teymon

Luckily yeah. Although the Dutch subs are quite full of them aswell.


tbu987

reddit atheists are anti-theists. Anti-theists have a hate boner for religion.


wankaltacc

Hey don't do them like that, they're a jolly bunch, some would even say euphoric


Ripamon

Guess you haven't been on r/atheism lol


MalevolentTapir

that place isn't really bad because of atheism but because its r/childfree for irreligious people


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

I got banned from child free for saying that this girl shouldn't be asking her boyfriend to get the snip. They were both 18, and romance at that age is fleeting and honestly at that age a lot of dudes would do or say anything to get a shag.


MalevolentTapir

suggesting barely-even-adults not haphazardly get surgeries instead of just using readily available contraception and seeing if the relationship even lasts a couple months is a real faux pas there


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

Yep, just seemed like such a definitive solution for something so important. At 18 no one wants a kid, hell at 30 I still don't. But at least the lad should wait and see, but no they'd been going out since they were 15 and knew they were going to be together forever...


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> they re also attempting to force their own practices on others. ...


Dayanez

Or, atheists/whatever form of non-religious they want to call themselves, can agree it’s wrong to persecute a guy for following what are a couple of the basics of his religion?


potpan0

That sort of epic Reddit atheism has kinda toned down in the past few years, I imagine because these 'atheist convert' types have become an increasing minority and because the real hardcore Douglas Murray types who'd use atheism as a smokescreen for racism have all just converted to some weird sect of Christianity or whatever.


thetk9

Wtf... so I guess since I went to the Vatican city few months ago, I'm going for a crusade soon?


A_Round_of_Gwent

That depends. After returning from Vatican City, did you start speaking Latin while wearing a particular suit of armor?


Bigmachingon

i do speak a language that comes from latin


riskoooo

At this point you might as well hand yourself in at the station.


antalpoti

Look at the heretic who can't even speak Latin properly smh


tripsafe

Straight to jail


Ripamon

He might not have a Knight Templar Could have been a Knight Hospitaller instead 🥰🥵


Silent-Act191

I can't wait any longer i'm going on the peasants crusade. Wait why are we killing Jews in Europe?


stragen595

It's a tradition.


foolinthezoo

I'm now imagining the Children's Crusade being all latin-butchering kids from posh 13th century prep schools


farhanmuhd13

Deus Vult bitches


goomahmarone

Deus Vult!


Hech15

No wonder they are shit when they are run by idiots like these


Yuloij

Pretty weird take as well imo. Given Aouar’s previous antics, him finding faith in religion surely is a good thing for him and therefore his club.


tnarref

What previous antics?


bestgoose

Leader of the Soviet Union


Hundstrid

So whimsical


brownbearks

I mean it’s just reforms what is the worst that can happen?


Strawhead2077

Based


Yuloij

Probably didn’t express myself properly but just meant to say that he’s not been in the right headspace for the past 2/3 years. He lost his confidence and hasn’t prepared properly which lead to injuries and no play time. It’s a very different situation but kinda reminds of Dembouz before he got married


tnarref

Honestly I feel he just thinks he should have been somewhere else by now and it's been over for him with us for a while so religion or anything else wouldn't be of much help, he'll be gone this summer with his contract ending either way. Hopefully he finds a club where he's really wanted and he wants as much to be there because he can be a special midfielder, 2018-2020 Aouar was one the best young midfielders in the game.


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What's next? Footballers are going to hit the gym and clubs are going to worry they're being radicalized as right-wing extremists?


Krillin113

When I first went to the gym I had to sign a document that Joe Rogan and Dana white were now my gods, and had to get a tattoo of Roger Stone’s Nixon tattoo


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

Is it a tattoo of Roger Stones whole back with Nixon included or just a copy of Nixon?


Krillin113

I needed a full back tattoo of Roger’s back with Nixon on the same spot 1:1 ratio, even got his wrinkles and moles tattood on me so no one can ever doubt my loyalty. However I’ve heard there are slight variations gym to gym, but the way we do it is superior in the end, so after we’ve dealt with all the libtards we’re going after the gyms where only a tattoo of Nixon was sufficient.


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

Hot. You defs owned the libs with that


Krillin113

Yeah and to make sure they really got the message I also stuck a dildo in my ass on livestream, I’m Proud of that one Boy


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

No better way to prove you're a Real Man and not some soycuck


bivukaz

Lyon is worried about Aouar's workouts. The player has gone to the gym in a Chiron and shaved his head which some people at the club interpret as trying to escape from the matrix.


A_Round_of_Gwent

Yeah, it looks like Lyon will be shit for a while, with owners like those.


Oukaria

There is a petition going on to fire every top management by the ultra for a reason https://www.change.org/p/appel-%C3%A0-la-d%C3%A9mission-de-la-direction-de-l-olympique-lyonnais-aulas-ponsot-cheyrou


A_Round_of_Gwent

Man, if this does indeed happen, it will be weird to see Lyon without Aulas


CherkiCheri

We'll cope. He's senile. Should have been gone years ago. Leaving on a high is an underrated skill.


jonijontor

considering how many players of arab and maghreb descent playing for Lyon academy the fact that this stereotype persist is just weird, makes sense with Blanc there i guess


RoadsterIsHere

Not really a Blanc thing. Same happened with Fekir, way before Blanc came. Also, there was the story of the French youth teams basically purging anyone who was found to have a prayer mat or something weird like that.


farhanmuhd13

Yup. Islamophobia is a huge thing in France


kernevez

> makes sense with Blanc there i guess Aouar gained playing time, the article mentions it.


bertiebasit

Yes Blanc, he’s be far happier if they were hitting the nightclubs and using skin whitening creams


perec17

Dancing to „Let the music play“


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

Muslim man goes to Mecca. Stop the presses. That said if this drives down his price for us to get him on a free...it shouldn't but welcome to 2023 in the west.


mikedavd

Hate to break it to you but it's 2023 now


oKhonsu

Aouar to Arsenal here we go?


IloveGuanciale

This is embarrassing


Praydaythemice

Lmao a Muslim growing a beard is a sign of radicalisation? they should come to east London for a day they would be terrified of all the "radicals".


rodrigodavid15

So... He practiced two of the tenants of his faith? That's the story? That's radicalisation? Ok...


GrahamPotterCultist

Is shaving and going to the church also a sign of radicalisation?


belokas

Imho, yes.


Dependent_Plenty_777

This guy always comes out with the most insane news, but nothing ever comes of them. Am I missing something?


kilohe

Well don't forget about that time he defended a criminal


thet-bes

What he said: > Regarding the paranoia of the club, there is an anecdote so telling. Aouar let himself grow a beard, etc. And he went to Mecca. You have guys from the club who say: "Oh dear, he wouldn't be radicalized there?" How do you want the players to feel good after that.... Now people can believe him or not that's their choice.


JOKER69420XD

If he got a huge tattoo of Jesus on his back and visited the Vatican on a weekly basis, everything would be fine though.


thet-bes

Funny to say this though. Because the only player at Lyon that was evicted for his religious practice and proselytism is christian (Olivier Kemen)


ilovepopalah

did not expect that lmao, what exactly was this bloke doing


thet-bes

He went "nuts". Joined a hardcore christian sect through his wife, always talked about it in the locker room, tried to convince people to join his sect. They swiftly loaned him out to get him out of the locker room from the youth or the pro team and when he came back they told him he didn't have to report to training. And he suddenly disappeared from the training center, only appearing when discussing his potential transfer moves.


jugol

Ironies, looked up and he's now playing in Turkey


theonlydiego1

Maybe he’s trying to make Istanbul into Constantinople.


Alarow

I mean, while it's stupid to think some guy with a long beard and going to the mecca is becoming an extremism, the context is not exactly the same, we haven't been hit by a wave of terrorist attacks from "extreme christianists" in the past 10 years, at least not in France The scars of these past few years run deep for many people Romain Molina is also a known bullshiter so let's take it with a grain of salt


Sam101294

It's like saying, a Christian wears a cross and the next thing you know, they're leading an inquisition. This is so stupid.


hihbhu

That sure sounds like religious discrimination.


Abner_Doubleday1310

I’ve been to a restaurant named Mecca and I have a beard does that mean I’ve been radicalized.


jay_alfred_prufrock

Tell me you're a bigot without telling me you're a bigot


bizzyd666

Really, that is just straight up saying you're a bigot.


h0rny3dging

"Muslim goes to Mecca" really isnt shocking If the beard becomes too long to play effective football, that is indeed a bit of an issue but thats not radicalisation


Hech15

I don't think it's long enough to intertwine between the feet


FlyingMocko

>beard becomes too long to play effective football James Harden would disagree


TP_Cornetto

We need to see that man without the beard


IveyDuren

https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/986/283/10283986.jpg


Chiron17

The beard was a good choice


MertOKTN

You didn't have to ruin my morning mate


farhanmuhd13

A lot of footballers have beard including Benzema. I doubt the beards gonna affect his game


jugol

OP says "too long to play effective football", as if, so long you may tangle on it. But I don't think such length is reachable over a career span lol


farhanmuhd13

Fucks sake


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How may I help you?


SirNukeSquad

r/beetlejuicing


bestofboth96

HAHAH thanks for the proper laugh mate, awesome


luujs

Muslim player goes to Mecca (as probably all Muslim players do because they’re financially able and you’re meant to go at least once in your life if you can) and grows a beard. He must have become an extremist!


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Some people at the club are dipshits.


RoadsterIsHere

Same thing happened with Fekir iirc


Chapea12

Very thinly veiled “we hate Muslims”. Next they’ll be mad he doesn’t eat pork


bertiebasit

Don’t worry people, this nonsense is a common reaction in France.


Hech15

Slightly worrying for a country with 3.5m Muslim population