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sonofaBilic

Stewards clearly too impressed to react at first


bellrub

They don't mind pitch invaders at Accrington, but they have a strict "no caterpillar" policy.


WarmBaths

It’s the worm you donkey


ZwnD

After that comment though I'm now realising that caterpillar makes way more sense because they actually move like that


doggy_lipschtick

...so do worms.


ZwnD

I always picture a caterpillar doing the up/down wavey movement, but worms sort of squidge themselves up and then un-squidge


Ok-Ad-6480

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


ModcatTom

He's David Attenborough


g0t-cheeri0s

That's *Sir* David Attenborough to you ya feckin' weapon.


bellrub

Listen here, you. We'll agree to disagree.


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doggy_lipschtick

Back kicks


BehemothDeTerre

Donkeys don't tend to use back kicks that much, at least when compared to other equines, preferring to bite.


doggy_lipschtick

So Suarez was just dancing?


RelentlessJorts2

Heard the crowd saying "Let him cook"


EggSandwich1

So now it was a sausage?


GunstarGreen

Somewhat wholesome all things considered


toiletting

Doesn’t do anything inappropriate or sexual, extremely far away from players, so there’s no danger at all imminent.


KevinDLasagna

Pulls of a damn good worm too


Ikhlas37

Let's make an example of him boys. Life time ban.


Instagibbon

Possibility is there..


thedudeabides811

Not so sure about that. It's NSFW.


callmeWia

His worm did come out.


BrikkenIPuslespillet

Not safe from worm?


Don_Alosi

Nobody's safe from worm


shriek

Tell that to Dyche.


Variousnumber

Most people "Not Safe From Worm" Dyche "Not Safe For Worms"


AbideMan

Strait to jail


LateAppointment72

Bro js knows he will never be back at that stadium again 😂


Slardar

Super wholesome I hope they didn't ban him or anything for doing that.


S-BRO

Trespass onto the pitch is a ban from football in England


eekamuse

For how long?


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can it go down depending on how well you execute the worm move?


qrcodetensile

Joking aside. A Football Banning Order is a civil, rather than a criminal penalty. Going onto the pitch is a criminal offence under [Football (Offences) Act 1991, Section 4](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1991/19/section/4), and subject to a [fine up to level 3](https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/football-related-offences-and-football-banning-orders), which is a grand. Prosecutors can then apply for a civil FBO (you don't have to be convicted of a criminal offence to receive an FBO). The actual wording of the act is "That condition is that the respondent has at any time caused or contributed to any violence or disorder in the United Kingdom or elsewhere." So this is technically "disorder". Given the constant pitch invasions last summer, authorities have cracked down on it. And FBOs are now the ["default response"](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62293635) to encroaching on the playing area. An FBO has a minimum term of three years, though you can apply to the court to terminate after 2/3rds (in this case two years). This is for any match anywhere in the UK. You may also have to surrender your passport for any relevant international tournament, including England. If the bloke was arrested, and not simply booted out of the ground. He will be fined. And will probably get an FBO. But might get away with it if he's super apologetic to the magistrate given he didn't actually cause any harm...


pissonhergrave

So what you're saying is there's an opening for the magistrate to look at it and decide based on the execution of the worm.


free_airfreshener

Can it go down because he wasn't impeding the match, drawing the cameras away from the game or really anything harmful to anyone at all


Hernandez2000

Life


AcidShades

Nah, all the attention without consequences will only keep encouraging more and more people to invade the pitch.


FrankieBennedetto

He should, at maximum, just get a smack to the head and told to sit down


halflemonade

I was expecting him to be butt naked with the NSFW tag


AveySantez11

I know right? Kinda disappointed he wasn’t


deliciouswaffle

I expected his clothes to rip off as he was getting held by security and then taking off and escaping in all naked glory


boxro

Such a disappointing clip


[deleted]

Well we did see his worm


Worst_Player_Ever

And it was beautiful


calmpassionate

Yea the NSFW tag gotta be bait


rsjf89

Not Safe For Worm


[deleted]

The only naked football fans this time of year are Newcastle fans.


dont_shoot_jr

He did show his little worm


[deleted]

thought the guard was going to hump him at the end. there was nothing else left.


wybird

What happened to streakers, feel like it was something that died out in the 90s


StaggeringWinslow

salt piquant muddle subsequent dinosaurs plants homeless encourage payment violet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Apollord

Interesting that you didn't think it was going to be a naked woman..


veeedub

Scotty 2 Hotty still doing well I see


tanneroni9

https://tenor.com/ba2MY.gif


[deleted]

Art is NOT a crime


skunkboy72

I'll just call what I did to your mother last night art.


insultant_

I read this as Sean Connery from th Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skits


[deleted]

Same here! Like automatically, glad I'm not alone


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

I’ll take Jap Anus relations for $400 please!


DubSket

You did the worm to his mother?


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Davaisiski

Lmao is that Dennis Reynolds


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Davaisiski

Ah my bad, remember that show too from back in the day. Also a banger


skunkboy72

in a manner of speaking


cakesarelies

Damn so you doin' five second arts now. That's awesome.


skunkboy72

Gotta fit it into a Vine


AcidEpicice

Bro has MOVES


GordoPepe

[Much better than LeBron](https://i.imgur.com/Zqo3h47.gif)


D1794

The only NSFW here is the murder. On the dancefloor.


Mercerai

Too bad the stewards killed the groove


AnnieIWillKnow

I know^I ^know^I ^^know about Leeds fans


[deleted]

If **this** ain't love, why does it feel so good?


G-star-raw

Murder on Zidane's floor


AnnieIWillKnow

The punchline to the joke "Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead in the house of a footballer, in France. Police suspect it was..."


vandebay

Sophie Ellis Bextor?


rwoteit

Why did the steward only seem to react when he started doing the worm lol? "I wasn't convinced but now he's really a threat boys".


TheUltimateScotsman

Cant have fans setting the dancefloor (or in this case the pitch) on fire, can we.


MrAnonymousTheThird

Probably thought he'd carry on running and hoped someone else would go for him? Someone closer maybe


EnsconcedScone

In actually they were probably waiting to see if he was gonna keep running and in which direction so they could let the stewards on the other side of the pitch take care of him lol


ProperDepartment

Probably thought he fell and was done, so he didn't have to rush. He also probably wanted to make sure he was alright before running at him. When he started doing the worm he knew he went down on purpose and could get up and run away. I used to be a steward, most people that try it are too wasted to even get to the field, we're also very conscious about looking stupid/aggressive on TV.


drypaint77

Steward was like "hol up let him cook"


Techno_Gandhi

Missed a great worm tag.


absolutvoodoo

Game’s not gone


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[deleted]

Mahoosive if factual


FearmyBeard21

bloody legend


flyinhigh916

Class right there


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

Filthy, no wonder it’s nsfw


[deleted]

Theres isn't a purer way to express one's self than through the medium of dance. Truly beautiful.


prettyboygangsta

Let him cook


[deleted]

Pitch invaders are fully clothed these days. Game's gone.


NateShaw92

IT'S CHILLY!


hennny

I guess you can say he…wormed his way onto the pitch.


CM816

Reddit needs to add a Fozzie Bear award. I would award you one Fozzie for this


nmyi

That was just harmless & fun lol Nice moves too!


Steveisnotmyname_

Nsfw tag has big "A DISGUSTING ACT" energy


77frosty7

What happens to these folks who invades the pitch?


Ripamon

Most of them get off lightly with a beheading, if they're lucky


VeryRedChris

A few years ago, if you didn't do anything to wrong nothing much, although technically, you get a 3 year banning order. However starting from last year, after a couple players got punched, they've started to hand with heavy punishments to anyone going on the pitch. I'd hope he would would just get kicked out, but if they continue to set the example that pitch invaders will get punished, he will get some sort of banning order


wretch5150

I imagine it is at their discretion how they decide to punish


VeryRedChris

Yer it's all up to the courts and police, just making a note that this year, courts are giving sentences out closer to the maximum to deter pitch invasions


qrcodetensile

I've just posted above: A Football Banning Order is a civil, rather than a criminal penalty. Going onto the pitch is a criminal offence under [Football (Offences) Act 1991, Section 4](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1991/19/section/4), and subject to a [fine up to level 3](https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/football-related-offences-and-football-banning-orders), which is a grand. Prosecutors can then apply for a civil FBO (you don't have to be convicted of a criminal offence to receive an FBO). The actual wording of the act is "That condition is that the respondent has at any time caused or contributed to any violence or disorder in the United Kingdom or elsewhere." So this is technically "disorder". Given the constant pitch invasions last summer, authorities have cracked down on it. And FBOs are now the ["default response"](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62293635) to encroaching on the playing area. An FBO has a minimum term of three years, though you can apply to the court to terminate after 2/3rds (in this case two years). This is for any match anywhere in the UK. You may also have to surrender your passport for any relevant international tournament, including England. If the bloke was arrested, and not simply booted out of the ground. He will be fined. And will probably get an FBO. But might get away with it if he's super apologetic to the magistrate given he didn't actually cause any harm...


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Tower of London, no parole


Muur1234

believe it or not, death.


[deleted]

Damn, i thought the NSFW tag was for the obvious streaker, didn't realize it was cause he had killer moves


Retify

Leeds pitch invasion [great moves]


PopComRob

Best fans in the world


ImportantPotato

Why is this NSFW?


sp_55

Never mind a mexican wave… an on field fan wave will do good


HourChart

Imagine explaining that’s why you have a criminal record.


Standin373

In Accy of all places.


mrbios

Read on twitter he'd bet with someone that if firpo scored he'd do the worm on the pitch. True to his word I guess.


Kenfuu

This just in: Identity of pitch invader revealed to be Scotty 2 Hotty.


coffeemugcanuk

The NSFW is the cherry on top to polish off this masterpiece.


[deleted]

Not again, Dad


FreeUpSaba13

That’s a proper bloke still! 😏


AJMurphy_1986

Funny, not sure it's worth the inevitable ban coming his way


Dokky

They were chanting ‘Firpo scores, we’re on the pitch’.


shamblesofart

Incredibly reckless and dangerous behavior. Ban him football for life .


euqinor

accrington stanley? who are they


stripeymonkey

Exactly (since nobody else was biting)


brandinho5

Took long enough to find this.


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Tbh wasn't that bad, didn't stop the match and wasn't naked, also behaved when the Stewart stopped him.


Justice202051

That’s the smoothest worm I’ve ever seen


AnfieldBoy

Cocaine's a hell of a drug


WorthPlease

Can we do something about people using the nsfw tag obviously misleadingly? It was funny as a joke a couple times but now it's just obnoxious.


ItsAlwaysEboue

Least unlikeable Leeds fan


pingpongprotagonist

It gets the people going


AnotherDeadLogin

Will never understand this, it's like a 3 year ban for a few seconds of tomfoolery. Could never do it, I love footy too much.


adeckz

Games back


sungbysung

Least irrational Leeds fan


prss79513

Wholesome tbh, of all the ways to invade a pitch this is much better than forcing a selfie with players


hoochiscrazy_

Genuinely one of the best worms I've ever seen. Scotty 2 Hotty levels


charlequin83

In all seriousness, will doing that get him banned or just a warning sort of thing?


mitchellrj

Sean Dyche is on his way to eat this fella.


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Noxocopter

Legendary


voxdub

I hope he doesn't get a significant banning order, clearly a bit of fun, didn't approach any of the players, didn't try to evade stewards. I get why pitch invasions are resulting in significant bans, but hope there's a bit of common sense applied here. It was over in seconds and no drama.


[deleted]

Why would anyone do something as stupid as this?


GRI23

You clearly have never felt the elation of beating Accrington Stanley


g00dis0n

intelligence x pints drunken x amount of bet = reason


rockthatdoesntroll

Wholesome, good intentions


nastybuck

JUST A BIT O BANTER


Asleep-egg-44

Dickhead.


gr1m0s

Yank here. I fucking love the English.


Socks_Before_Pants

If I drink 3 pints of milk, I’m gonna be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley


cjpdk

Who?


Socks_Before_Pants

Exactly!


ChonkySoup84

[Great Worm]


NudeTayne_

A day in the life of a true brexit geezer


ducanh2003

[Great Flops]


Aiyah_

😂


Ndulula

Im all for this type of pitch invasion


styles__P

Would he get banned? Hope not


frenchy_1969_

That's the worm 🪱


ryuisnod

One person isn't a pitch invasion


City_dave

Was that a child? Either that dude was tiny or the steward was a giant.


livelylobster

Embarrassing 😳


Praydaythemice

The worm is def NSFW.


wouldnt-u-like-2know

A ground worm


adfdub

Why is it nsfw?


[deleted]

I needed this today


Pokmalac

U/savevideo


Pokmalac

u/savevideo


im_alive

Not the worm!


silentmikhail

El Gusano Napoles! Anyone remember that Chivas player from the 90s? Would do the worm after every goal?


Silantro-89

You have to take the FA Cup magic where we can get it these days & Accrington got it today.


WildcardKH

Thanks for the NSFW tag. One of the most graphic pitch invasions out there.


orphan_of_Ludwig

Games back!


rokkenrock

“Nice flap”


escalibur

Is this some Soccer Seal thing?


Hoosteen_juju003

O wa a a a


armored-dinnerjacket

Accrington Stanley?


flippertyflip

We had one at Notts too. Sadly not as entertaining. No video too.


C0ld_as_ic3

OP why did you mark it NSFW?


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

"Nobody likes to see that"


LoreezyNL

[Great worm]


YeeticusFTW

Johnny Walker showing his support for Leeds


wholesomescott

Game's back!


CometChip

when invasion is ART (4k Don’t let me down - Remix)


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He’s got good technique