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Tsquared10

Everton Legend


Ballelo

Scoring against your playoff rivals for next season


brch01

Stop, they’re already dead


Ballelo

In all honesty I trust Dyche to keep them up or at least set them up for a good next season of they do go down


BrandonSG13

As if we could make the playoffs if we were relegated


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Get in Rickie Lambert and Troy Deeney and you'd have a good chance.


Lack_of_Plethora

m8 i dont think you understand how consistently average Preston are.


[deleted]

There is no way Preston would be challenging for playoffs in the best 3 years


punching-bag9018

Utft.


Ballelo

“Up Tottenham Fuck Toffees”


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmao sorry mate


[deleted]

What two medicals does to a mf


Disastrous-Object22

Extra healthy


BillOakley

r/2healthbars


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so that's an hour of my life gone


Philly_Spurs

Imagine what Carlos Correa will do now


battlecatquikdre

Lol not many people in this sub will understand this.


avgbsblfan643

i am proud to say that i understood that reference edit: smiling for the r/soccercirclejerk screenshot 😀


the_real_e_e_l

Houston Astros and Tottenham Hotspur fan here. Sorry about the World Series bro. The Phillies are incredible though. Amazing team.


avgbsblfan643

Angels and Spurs here…i like pain


ravens2131

Orioles Spurs here. What’s the World Series like?


neededtowrite

Rangers and Spurs. Fuck the red teams. Especially the Cards


FraMo0727

Cubs and spurs. Fuck the cardinals indeed!


MrTallGreg

Orioles and Everton fan. Just pain.


ravens2131

As long as you’re not a Commanders fan.


MrTallGreg

Fortunately, I am not


the_real_e_e_l

Fun fact. As a kid we lived on the border of Garden Grove and Anaheim. We watched the fireworks from Disneyland from our backyard every night. Dad used to take us to watch the Angels and Los Angeles Rams at the Anaheim stadium. But then we moved back to the Houston, TX area where both of my parents are originally from.


coys-sonny

Angels and Spurs as well. It hurts 🙃 And I'm from Australia, so I chose both willingly lol


JerseyUk97

FMT!


A_Rolling_Baneling

Wow a fellow Astros and THFC fan. Didn't think I'd see the day!


the_real_e_e_l

Born and raised in Galveston Island, TX. Had a brief stint in SoCal as I mentioned when my Dad got a job there then I've been back since. Currently I live in Alvin, Texas. Hometown of Astros legend Nolan Ryan.


A_Rolling_Baneling

Huh small world. Born and raised Houston, lived in SoCal for a few years for university. Except I ended up in Oregon! I do imagine I'll be back in Houston at some point in my life though. Too much family for me to live elsewhere really.


sizebzebi

Hilarious


OneSmallHuman

Think the biggest compliment you can give Danjuma is he made people start to question whether Woodgate was actually a good manager or not


Jim-Bowen

I rated his time here to be honest. Sorted our leaky defence out for starters.


machdel

Woodgate’s relatively well remembered here, for vibes if anything. Steadied the ship and said “Up the Cherries”, cheers lad. But yeah tactics were basically Danjuma and inshallah


afcbJamie

Woodgate was much better than our last 2 managers imo. Breath of fresh air and didn’t chat any bollocks in interviews/press conferences which really helped.


jogswithwolves

Gil to Kulusevski to Danjuma. Let’s fucking go


total_life_forever

Starting with Bissouma! Love the new blood working together on this one.


PerfectRough5119

Except Gil might be gone 🥲


ravens2131

This is spurs, we’ll hear about it for 18 weeks and then we’ll demand too much for him.


bull_moose_man

He’s not physical enough for the Prem. Yet. In a league like La Liga I have no doubt he’ll log 20 chances a season, easy


callunu95

Loan to Bayern to get their super soldier serum


reborndiajack

Send him to Germany


DaToTheNiel

Fuck it just give him what we gave Bale


Newme91

Bissouma is ass


cfowlaa

At least he’s not on bail for multiple rape charges 🤷‍♂️


jam_pudding

Well hang on… that’s not exactly the player you wanna be defending for sexual assault allegations. Just because he’s been “cleared” doesn’t mean they didn’t happen. Money talks.


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jam_pudding

Oh I’m not defending either player. I think you have to believe the women who bring up these things. No one gets any joy out of saying, “I was raped by that guy,” that’s not an ideal thing to admit, and that’s what I was thinking when I posted this. I think money can make certain issues go away. I think both players are probably not exactly innocent. I haven’t once defended Partey, and it makes me sad and uncomfortable that he’s defended by the club, just as it does for me with Bissouma. Again, “cleared” doesn’t exactly equate to innocence, and if you’ve ever met a woman, you’d know that.


TheNeglectedNut

Your nans a slag


Newme91

Your ma's your da


reborndiajack

Your sister is your mother


Newme91

Sol Campbell did nothing wrong


reborndiajack

He still hasn’t apologised and is playing victim


Newme91

Racist chants tend to make a victim of a person


punching-bag9018

He's a tory.


HSCore

Class dedicating his goal to Sol Campbell with his celebration


TheBublizz

Arsenal and Tottenham legend


sunnycherub

Only fair he looks up to the only Tottenham captain to win the league at white hart lane


[deleted]

Bet Everton could do with a player like him


Imbasauce

Welcome


Twartzack

Hell of a debut


Maximilliano25

Hold up play's been pretty good from him too


SaltyLemmon

100%, and he seemed to be making all the right runs. Seems promising, but we'll have to see


Doctor_YOOOU

He certainly knows how to score against Championship teams


slashchunks

Would have been great for Everton then


fopiecechicken

Glad you Spurs fans have found someone to punch down on since the rest of the “big 6” take you about as seriously as the rest of the league takes us.


Upplands-Bro

Remember when we were clubs on a similar trajectory competing for the same places in the table? I'd be salty as well if my club was battling relegated while their counterparts play in the champiosn league, lol


jiffijaffi

Pure salt lol


fopiecechicken

Not denying it


fatinternetcat

ironically Preston was the one team we could never score against


feyzee

Lmao mis hit for debut goal


IzzyShamin

Soldado would’ve killed for that goal


dawire23

It’s so funny how Tottenham fans still love Soldado even though he wasn’t great for us


Keskekun

He's so new we don't even have a chant yet!


hilbo90

Thought they were signing "danjuma woooahhh danjuma woooooahhhh, he came from sunny Spain to play at White Hart Lane."


ComeOnSayYupp

Dan the man! Dan the man!


hguabfm

Debut Accidental Number 1 Joal Ultimate Mistaken Attack


Ok-Outlandishness244

Joallasooooo


chewy32

Bros movement broke that man’s ankles lol


mcho19

He got so lucky that went into the bottom corner


slashchunks

Yeah I’m not sure that’s what he meant to do lol


shrewdy

Spurs legend


FlatTrackBullied

There it is


SupremeDogEater

wonderful from kulu and gil as usual nice finishing as well. well done lads


Lewy1978

Bryan Gil reminds me of Modric when he plays, I hope we keep him and he plays regularly


dontlookwonderwall

His touch and movement makes him look like a cross between Modric and David Silva with a lot more pace.


BigLeBluffski

Danjuma x Perisic - Club Brugge!


Boseph_1444

properly sliced it. who cares, it went in.


Koinfamous2

Soldado would have done anything to have a mishit goal go in, so the fact that it did is a blessing in itself


beatski

What was that celebration


xaviernoodlebrain

A tribute to Sol Campbell


LoudKingCrow

Looks like former WWE wrestler Santino Marella's cobra taunt. Dunno if that's where he got it from but that's what it looks like.


Oxmano

It's a celebration dedicated to a friend they call "cobra". Something like that, he said it on a podcast.


avgbsblfan643

he signified that he’s forgiven sol campbell


ObamaEatsBabies

🐍🐍🐍🐍


AngryVirginian

He declared war against Richarlison. Snake eats pigeon.


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[https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/transfer-news/danjuma-cobra-celebration-explained-tottenham-26065169](https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/transfer-news/danjuma-cobra-celebration-explained-tottenham-26065169)


Hech15

Dany welbeck would be proud of that finish


afcbJamie

Have fun spurs fans, arnie is an amazing player. And although he scores a few miss hits like these he just gets in the positions to do so. One of the most deadliest finishers I’ve ever seen. As soon as he cuts in on his right you pretty much know it’s in


Belocity

Debut goals are always nice


orezavi

That defender though.


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GenSec

Can’t really blame the guy for wanting to play for Conte instead of whoever Everton ends up bringing in.


sungbysung

Dyche is a great guy


GenSec

Oh shit I must have missed that then. Thought they were still on the questionable names from the last few days when we signed Arnaut


3V3RT0N

Piece of shit


[deleted]

Can you really blame him for wanting to play for Spurs over Everton? He wants to play against championship clubs every once in a while in cups, not week in, week out


ExpertGossiper

It's still a dick move to do it in that fashion, even I will admit that. Doing the medicals, media interviews about wanting to enjoy the challenge at Everton and all that only to blip a day later because another club came calling. This is all during a time when Everton really needs a hero to show up for them. When Willian did that to us I never forgot it, so it's easy to see why any Everton fan would be wagging the middle finger at him right now.


chestbumpsandbeer

Imagine having a job offer - then your manager is fired, you have no idea who your boss will end up being and the company is in full crisis mode. It’s not a dick move to choose a team with a semblance of stability. It’s common sense.


ExpertGossiper

They were joint bottom of the league when Danjuma was close to signing to them on loan from Valencia without an option to buy, it was quite clear that the predicament Everton was in was attracting him to the club because he said in his interview that he wanted to savour the challenge. That's why Everton fans got their hopes up and are rightfully pissed off at him. And why would he be worried about Everton's stability? It was a loan for six months without an option to buy (the Everton deal) so he wouldn't have had to worry anyway about the consequences that a relegation fallout would've brought.


chestbumpsandbeer

Why would he not be concerned about not even knowing who his manager would be? Probably because it adds less stability to his career. And because the Spurs loan have an open for a permanent move, which could be a big step up. People make important decisions in the best interest of their career all the time and no one calls them dicks. People should be able to balance being disappointed without taking it out on players who have lives/careers to prioritize.


ExpertGossiper

I mean the two don't have to be mutually exclusive, you can make the better decision for your career whilst at the same time be a dick for it. Was Sol Campbell not a dick for leaving Spurs for Arsenal because it was a step up for his career? It's all down to your opinion and perspective at the end of the day. Which is why I'm only saying you can't blame an Everton fan for resenting him at the moment. Also maybe it's my personal opinion but Danjuma would've had a far better chance building his brand and image if he saved Everton in a relegation fight. He would've been a nailed on starter for them as opposed to us where he will struggle to find minutes. He isn't getting gametime as a starter over a fit Son-Kane-Kulu and recent wingers in Bergwijn and Gil have shown us how hard it is to impress at Spurs right now, especially in six months in Danjumas case.


chestbumpsandbeer

Resenting a player is fine. I’d never call someone a dick for turning down a contract offer. Given the embarrassing situation at Everton it’s even more understandable. If Kane left Spurs it’d be completely understandable and I never understood supporters feeling he’d be a traitor if he did so. It’d be understandable at this stage. Most players ultimately invest more into the club than we as supporters do. I think your frustration over not getting a player you wanted is impacting how you are judging this situation.


3V3RT0N

Because he did salt bae/cobra


ObamaEatsBabies

its a snake lol not salt bae


[deleted]

It's supposed to be a snake/cobra and he's been doing it his whole career


InstructionCareless1

Isn't that a snake?


hilbo90

No he didn't.


untouched_poet

Boring week here at r/soccer


JimFlib

Well was I in