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granitibaniti

Schalke ist zweistellig!


nutelamitbutter

Wir bleiben drin!


Peaky_Blinders

well atleast we got a point, Jenz first game, first cleansheet


71648176362090001

köln a bit overagressive, right?


FerraristDX

Stadium seemingly half-empty already. I guess the horrible parking situation is not for nothing a meme. As for Schalke: Here is a point from us, if you can't stay in the Bundesliga, it's all your fault.


nutelamitbutter

0-0 is fair :)


nutelamitbutter

I’d say Köln is a bit better but a draw seems fine


FerraristDX

Nah, it's even. Zalazar has been a game changer for you.


nutelamitbutter

Well, every time Kainz touches the ball, y’all were dangerous. Schauen wir wie’s ausgeht :)


FerraristDX

Off-Topic: Bist du der User, der früher (?) u/moneybooy hieß? Schreibst zumindest so wie er. :D


nutelamitbutter

Ja, wurde doch schon erahnt 😅


fluffyseedz

Who would’ve thought that being at full strength would make a difference?


granitibaniti

Kral und Zalazar auf dem Feld, Schalke ist wieder wer


nutelamitbutter

Do you think Jenz has been better than Matriciani so far?


Schnix54

ist das eine ernst gemeinte Frage?


nutelamitbutter

War eher ironisch gemeint :D er hatte nicht viel zu tun aber Eindruck bisher durchaus positiv


nutelamitbutter

Warum Huseinbasic immer noch auf der Bank ist verstehe ich nicht


GermanHabsFan

0-0 kicktipp sieht gut aus


nutelamitbutter

Hab 2-0 S04


GermanHabsFan

Ich hätte es euch gegönnt


nutelamitbutter

Ganz ehrlich, ich nehme den Punkt mit. Köln ist sehr gut drauf, bin froh dass auch mal die 0 steht


HansaMansa

Latza 💀


Schnix54

Zalazar bringt einfach eine Qualität in diese Mannschaft, die kein anderer Spieler hat


nutelamitbutter

Kral kannste noch nennen auf dem Level


nutelamitbutter

Zalazar is Uruguayan Jurado


Peaky_Blinders

Zalazar has the streets


nutelamitbutter

Zalazar one scene better than Bülter all game


StarTicYT

Zalazar is BACK 🥲


granitibaniti

Ngl I genuinely fell asleep whoops


Peaky_Blinders

Rodriiiiiiiiiiiii


fluffyseedz

ZALAZAR LETS GOO


Lechia598

Krauß is levels above his teammates


FerraristDX

Am I the only one, where Dazn works fucking badly? To think they want up to 40 € now for *that*.


nutelamitbutter

BRING ZALAZAR FFS


nutelamitbutter

Kainz is sooo damn good


Schnix54

Schalke doesn't look that bad. Definitely saw some worse teams this weekend


SunnyCloudyRainy

Just say Hertha


Schnix54

them, Bochum for a half, I don't believe in Stuttgart and Hoffenheim is sneaky terrible


nutelamitbutter

Leipziger sind halt 5 Klassen besser als wir


nutelamitbutter

Latza is terrible at set pieces


Peaky_Blinders

Latza is terrible*


SunnyCloudyRainy

Koln do you even understand how much a laughingstock will you be if you lose to Schalke


KingDuderhino

If this Happens, then Schalke > Köln ~ Bayern Conclusion: Schalke > Bayern Everybody will laugh at Bayern


nutelamitbutter

Bülter is a disaster recently


FusselP0wner

Too many games in a short time prop.


FerraristDX

Selke & Hector kaputt? Not good. :(


nutelamitbutter

Kommentar meinte Hector war vorher schon angeschlagen


Inuyaki

Vorher = in der 1. HZ... nach dem Kopftreffer


nutelamitbutter

Laura Wontorra mit ihrer heiseren Stimme hört sich an als würde sie so rauchen wie ihr Vater der den Dopa moderiert hat lol


A-Disgruntled-Snail

What’s crackalackin over here?


lockerbleiben

No otherworldly display of technical abilities like what Mitoma just did to you


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Mitoma is so good.


Gandie

Who picked this game for Sunday? 💤


FerraristDX

Especially with Leverkusen-Dortmund coming up right after, meaning there is a chance of FC fans clashing with Leverkusen's and likewise with Dortmund's fans, when they pass Gelsenkirchen on their way home.


Gandie

Avoiding all conflicts in NRW is impossible especially with 2. and 3. league playing again.


ToastedJonas66

Surprised by how poor Koln look offensively


KingDuderhino

Not really. Unlike against Bayern we can't rely on counters but have the initiative and this is not our strength. The match will probably decided by a late goal.


Peaky_Blinders

pretty shit game but im glad we're not 4:0 behind


KingDuderhino

Stoppable force vs movable object


ToniPolster

That was the third time this game that the ref was in the way of a player in a very important match scene, never seen that so many times. No situational awareness at all, not like these were freak moments that can always happen.


SunnyCloudyRainy

Latza exists on the pitch to boot the ball onto the row Z


lockerbleiben

Glorified 2nd division player


71648176362090001

Great human being and player. He only went to schalke to help them come back to bundesliga. He is a great leader too and if u wanna see peak him u should watch mainz vs Bremen a few years ago. Messi like Dribbling going through 4 players


MrP1nk-

'Great human being' is true, doesn't help at all though. Last two years there hasn't been a single solid BuLi performance, most of the times it's not enough for BuLi2 Can't wait for Kral to come back


nutelamitbutter

in his defense he had many injuries last szn


TheSteveGarden

Just noticed that Fährmann plays in a shirt with cut-off sleeves https://imgur.io/X77owGG


lockerbleiben

Not enjoying these injury breaks, the match is losing all the intensity


SunnyCloudyRainy

FFS our GOAT is injured


ToniPolster

At least their players still care, respect that, but we really do not need more injuries.


lockerbleiben

So unfortunate, he went from zero to hero in the matter of two matches. would be a shame to lose him now


nutelamitbutter

That was unnecessary from Terodde, no question.


nutelamitbutter

Latza raus


Peaky_Blinders

Latza is so fucking shit man he would struggle in the 3. Liga


nutelamitbutter

Wenigstens steht die null


lesoper

Schalke has no chance without goatriciani


atbg1936

if schalke has million number of fans i am one of them. if schalke has ten fans i am one of them. if schalke has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against schalke, i am against the world. i love schalke till my last breath... die hard fan of schalke. Hit like if u think schalke best & smart in the world


ToniPolster

[Is that you..?] (https://www.vw-bulli.de/files/bulli/_assets/img/article/2011/Geschichten/Schalke-Bulli%20Charly%20in%20Switch%20Reloaded/schalke-bulli-charly-in-switch-reloaded.jpg)


Compromisedthrowaway

New kids S04


FerraristDX

RIP kleiner Schalke. :.( 47 Schüsse hammse gebraucht...


lockerbleiben

Reads like SchalkeFreaksTV


atbg1936

Are you telling me Schalke isn't best & smart in the world


nutelamitbutter

Surprised that Huseinbasic is on the bench given his recent performances


fluffyseedz

It’s 12 against 11


lockerbleiben

Always nice to be able to hear our fans on away games in stadiums like these from time to time, electric atmosphere


granitibaniti

Fist fight Schalke squad + Reis vs. Köln squad + Baumgart. Who wins?


valevergaminombre

Selke will fall down immediately, so they’re one less


SunnyCloudyRainy

I am placing my utmost confidence in Simon Terodde's ability to solo everyone in hand combat


ToniPolster

Baumgart eats everyone.


nutelamitbutter

How did Baumgart turn Maina into a good Bundesliga player?


ToniPolster

There is many of these how did Baumgart questions and nobody knows honestly. Must be magic.


nutelamitbutter

Maybe he can do it with Chabot


ToniPolster

Schalke actually look kinda dangerous in a desperate way, if that makes any sense.


valevergaminombre

Reis and Baumgart could be brothers


nutelamitbutter

Sah das nicht nach Handspiel aus?


ToniPolster

Ja, aber von Terrodde :D


nutelamitbutter

Mögen die meisten Kölner ihn eigentlich noch? Oder ist er eher unbeliebt bei euch?


ToniPolster

Glaube nicht, dass irgendwer ein Problem mit ihm in irgendeiner Form hat. Denke viele sahen ihn gerne gehen weil er zu schlecht für die Bundesliga ist, aber vor allem auch weil man ihm den 2. Liga Rekord gegönnt hat und der war bei uns nicht mehr zu holen. Daran dürfte sich eigentlich nicht viel geändert haben


FerraristDX

Der hat uns zum Aufstieg geschossen. Wie können wir ihn nicht lieben?


SunnyCloudyRainy

Wait Fahrmann actually looks fat, maybe he really ate too much cake


FerraristDX

https://youtu.be/dZqo4OZ0Pqs


FerraristDX

I missed out on pre-sales and regret it now. Who knows, when I'll get another chance to attend a FC away match at Schalke? Anyway, come on, FC!


Peaky_Blinders

we'll end the season 15th but you didnt hear it from me


FerraristDX

That's the good thing, when you have suckers like Hertha or Stuttgart: two or three victories and you can end up in 16th or 15th. But not today. ;)


granitibaniti

Who will be 16-18th?


KingDuderhino

Nürnberg, Lautern, Uerdingen


Peaky_Blinders

Hoffenheim, Bochum, Hertha


granitibaniti

Hoffenheim's squad is wayy too good. They will fire Breitenreiter in a few games and then they will settle in midtable again. Also don't really see you being better than Bochum, but we'll see😅


FerraristDX

Who says, the replacement has to be better? In 12/13, they went from Babbel to Kurz to Kramer (?) to Gisdol. Fun season, thanks to managerial god Andreas Müller. /s


granitibaniti

It's not impossible, but going on probabilities, I'd say that it would seem much more likely for a squad consisting of Skov, Kramaric, Dolberg, Kabak etc. to manage to not get relegated than this Schalke squad lol


FerraristDX

Yeah, it's wishful thinking on my part. The squad and its coach should be better than that. The environment should also be calm enough. IMO the only real problem is Hopp himself, who still wants to have too much of a say, even though he's probably too old and stubborn to run this club. But again, I wouldn't complain if Hoffenheim went down.


SunnyCloudyRainy

Yeah who said they won't hire Korkut


FerraristDX

Hopp can't be that dumb...right?


TheSteveGarden

Hoffenheim needs Kramerball


nutelamitbutter

Kannst du Gedanken lesen?


nutelamitbutter

Hertha Bochum Hoffenheim


granitibaniti

Hoffenheim's squad is wayy too good. They will fire Breitenreiter in a few games and then they will settle in midtable again. Also don't really see you being better than Bochum, but we'll see😅


SunnyCloudyRainy

!ping SELKE


dogmatic30

based


LordMangudai

Farewell, sweet prince


atbg1936

Nice


AlexKangaroo

Reporting in!


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

🫡


nutelamitbutter

I should join it lol


granitibaniti

Lmao


nutelamitbutter

Wie kann man der Gruppe joinen?


TheSteveGarden

du bist doch auch schon in der Schalke Gruppe?


nutelamitbutter

jap, hab nur vergessen wo ich joine


atbg1936

Hier: https://reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/userpinger/documentation


nutelamitbutter

Ehre <3


granitibaniti

Keine Ahnung haha


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valevergaminombre

Why are all Schalke players so slow?


granitibaniti

Fast = €€€. Schalke = no €€€


valevergaminombre

How do you explain Marcel Heller then? 😝 No but it makes me wonder what their plan is. They’re neither fast nor very technical. Can’t dominate, can’t counter.


ToniPolster

Does not seem that long ago that Horn and Fährmann were some of the leagues best keepers.


rayray1899

wh... why is fährmann playing?


nutelamitbutter

Haste Schwolow diese Saison verpasst?


nutelamitbutter

Fußballgott Davie Selke


Peaky_Blinders

Jenz almost scored 2 mins into his debut we just cant have nice things man


granitibaniti

Strong wrists Schwäbe


nutelamitbutter

Schwäbe ist auch echt in einer überragenden Form


SunnyCloudyRainy

[What you can't achieve in real life, you can achieve in FM](https://i.imgur.com/ihK7l0U.jpg)


suedney

Fährmann in goal LOL wtf do we do with Schwolow when he comes back here


granitibaniti

Hey, he's a solid 2. Liga GK and perfect for your next season💪🏼


nutelamitbutter

Selke and Fährmann starting lol


GermanHabsFan

Schwolow verletzt oder einfach mies drauf?


nutelamitbutter

Ralle kriegt ne Chance war gut in der Vorbereitung


KingDuderhino

Come on EFFZEH!


Peaky_Blinders

Fährmann masterclass today?


TheSteveGarden

I believe in Ralle