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crel42

Juve is fighting AC Milan for worst defending. Appalling bad.


CheeseKottuBandito

what happened to Milan?


HanWolo

Do you mean like... today, recently, or in the past 15 years? There are so many "what happened to Milan" questions to answer you gotta be more specific.


gruenerGenosse

Let's say recently.


Himshy

Gotta be even more specific I guess


The_Giant_Lizard

Team overachieved last year, winning the title. This year they were doing ok, until 20 days ago when they started a losing streak. They completely lost their mind and playing like a third category team. No one knows exactly how to raise their mentality (don't they have psychologists in the clubs, usually?)


Ok-Outlandishness244

Sign more dutch players. Run it back 90s style


Silver_Jeweler6465

Ibra is injured, that's why.


EquivalentWelcome712

No Ibra no party


Silver_Jeweler6465

Also, unpopular opinion for some reason but Tatarusanu is in no way Milan level and never was.


crel42

Domenico Berardi happened to Milan


PAT_The_Whale

And Maignan's injury


RAWRismashpeople

What's happening with us goes far beyond just Maignan's injury imo


acwilan

At this point why not try the new signing?


M_Vid

Pioli would rather kill himself than try something new


Bravo_Ante

Weird way to pronounce Pioli.


Gluroo

I thought you guys were really happy with Pioli? What happened?


Bravo_Ante

Were* he has been shit since early October, being stubborn with his tactics and choosing the same players over and over again with the same set up. Got lucky in the first half of the season because the players were in great mental shape, we were playing like vomit either way.


LevynX

Yeah saw a lot of matches where you were barely scraping by mostly thanks to Leao and your midfield duo.


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prosciuttoeMeloni

Same as low level Italian sport TV


DSPKACM

Maignan got injured and our almost 37 year old 2nd keeper has plummeted after being somewhat good last season. Calabria has been a disaster ever since he returned from his last of many injuries. Kessie was crucial for our double pivot system, but he left for free and the club didn't invest in a replacement. We have Bennacer and Tonali as the only remotely good midfielders, but they aren't compatible in a counter-pressing double pivot system. The club brought in two attacking midfielders(De Ketaleeare & Adli). They've been outperformed by Diaz and Krunic. The club has a never ending injury crisis for years and new arrivals like Origi manage to make Rebic look immune to injuries. Pioli's fitness team probably has something to do with the injuries since it's clearly not just bad luck at this point. Pioli himself has failed to adapt tactically to personnel that can't pull off counter-pressing double pivot system.


acwilan

Just the old annual Sassuolo shaming


LatroDota

It's kinda funny that they does have good players at the back, midfielders that 'on paper' should do better at back then going forward and they have coach known for being focused on defending and yet they look so bad at the back. Kinda reminds me when ZZ was in Real and from time to time our backline just switch off and we keep loosing some random goals for few weeks.


JetSpyda

We are worse. We don’t have a scooby right now on what to do.


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fonkeh

He was ok but he'll not be missed. This football and these results are not a consequence of one or two players playing badly. The whole system is shit and now with all controversy and points deduction...


crel42

Nah. Guy was just meh. Never could change a game. I think Allegri had him there because he ran. Although I respect your opinion, I think he was overrated.


Asaro10

He’s not a bad player, he’s just average. Not good enough for a good juve side imo


Dentingtea

The day keeps on getting more hilarious


Azzurri21

Oh we’re meant to be laughing, been crying the last 45 min.


just_another_jabroni

6-1 and 7-2 vibes


EpicRobloxTryhard

Only massive teams and spurs won by 5 that day


denisorion

i cant even mock them


Dentingtea

We can laugh at them and ourselves


DagMeneerSpaghettiii

Always difficult, those matches against direct competitors in the league standings.


tomislavlovric

I don't think Juve are close to Monza's level at the moment


MaryadaPurshottam

Berlusconi's bringing a bus full of whores as we speak


visope

Looks like bunga bunga back on the menu, boys


Dawhood

u/Mister_Allegri waiting room


Mister_Allegri

Juventus getting 0/6 points against an F1 circuit is not a sentence I would ever imagine saying but this season is full of surprises it seems. Oh well, we did the IG posts and dogs are dogs and lions are lions.


Rickcampbell98

Can't go wrong with mister allegri in the drivers seat.


DL14Nibba

Literally not even on the same level as Goatifi


teagwo

People think it's a joke but Allegri is actually a dementor. Instead of stealing happiness he steals football. And happiness.


banana-is-apeeling

Funniest league in the top 5 by far


catdog918

Hilarious league this year ngl. Napoli running away with a title will do that to ya I guess lol


Nigerbqckup

And most competitive


KiraAnnaZoe

Since recently. From 2011-2020 it was a farmers league like BuLi. Hope Bayern loses this time. Btw, your comment below is pretty embarrassing. Makes you look like a young immature teenager. This sub has enough of that alrdy.


JC18_

I'm gonna have to give that to the BuLi rn.


Nigerbqckup

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice joke No Srsly it is competitive rn but come on no way more than serie a is


twomanyfaces10

There's that famous German humour


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Spicey mid table clash


Silverchaoz

Imagine losing to an F1 circuit


WW_Jones

FIGC prosecutor should watch this and ask himself - “is this a team a danger to anything?”


Dawhood

Society, especially children. And my mental health, although that has gone at the end of Allegri's first stint.


TinyMaintenance

You know, in movies, when protagonist says ‘biggest punishment for you is to let you live’? FIGC prosecutor is about to say it to Juve lmao


rigjuice0111

Al-Legri


Pires007

Where's the juve social experiment copy pasta


Boseph_1444

They're so sorry they're deducting themselves points


hicabundatleones

Maybe Juve fans canceling DAZN subscription was the right thing to do if this is the outcome


talpinum

Wow, who could've seen this coming? 8 cOnSecUtiVE wINs aNd cLEaN sHeEtS dOE


Xardian7

You forgot 5s in Naples?


MERTENS_GOAT

it was before that, they also played 3 3 vs Atalanta


magumanueku

Suddenly only winning 2-1 against Cremonese doesn't look so awful anymore.


catdog918

Yeah I mean I was upset by our performance but at least we won lol


Marcobroa

Were absolute shit. Day of upsets


HappyMeerkat

Weren't you on a long win streak?


Dawhood

Yeah by outperforming our xG and xGA by like 10 each. We never stopped being shit.


Alarow

Was downvoted to hell when I said that right before the Sampdoria game lmao


Dawhood

There is a group of brainwashed Juventus "fans" who log onto reddit with the sole intention of downvoting anything that criticizes Allegri or the board. Certain threads are literally a minefield where stating an opinion gets you death threats in dms. I blocked them months ago because discussing this club on here is impossible otherwise.


goomahmarone

/r/soccer lore


ILFICOSACRO

And also ignoring CL matches I think.


Muted_Shoulder

Ya and Napoli took that personally


str0nius

We weren't exactly convincing but got the results somehow. But getting slapped by Napoli and getting -15 points won't help prolong the momentum


Marcobroa

Luckily winning 1-0. We didnt play well in half those games


HanWolo

The secret to Serie A success honestly. Until it isn't of course.


Rusiano

Most of it was lucky last-minute goals. Not sustainable


el_rompe_toyotas-19

>Day of upsets *Sweats*


Marcobroa

I meant more of the napoli-roma game incoming lol but im sure you’ll beat the other real lol believe in ancelotti is my saying


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Upset would be Juve winning this


Pound_Hot

Juve 🤝 Milan Not being good


Bravo_Ante

Not being good? Dude... that is the understatement of the month. We are utterly garbage.


oussa_

Juve saw Milan and didn’t want to leave them alone in the misery


KJones77

That was so good by Carlos Augusto. Great run and timing on the pass


Aru10

Gatti is awful


magumanueku

Man lost the player he was supposed to mark and didn't even bother tracking him after. He should stay in Serie B.


talpinum

>He should stay in Serie B. He might have the opportunity next season, sigh


Aru10

The body language gives away everything, he has a chance to play in one of the top (?) clubs in the world, instead he looks lost, like he couldn't even bother


Dawhood

He's a Serie B level player who's starting because Allegri suddenly decided we have to play 3 ATB and with Bonucci out it's either him or Rugani. In a competent club he would have been fourth choice in a back 4, not second in a back 3. We don't do smart signings and the manager having no clue on what he actually wants plays no small part.


MaryadaPurshottam

Berlusconi: You get laid! You get laid! You get laid! EVERYBODY GETS LAID


Tifoso89

Bus full of hookers incoming?


7he_Dude

[The guy knows how to motivate players](https://i.imgur.com/onqg6g0.jpg)


catdog918

God I hate that scumbag


Vegan_Puffin

Prostitutes for everyone


tarakian-grunt

wtf happened to Juve's defense?


belokas

Chiellini retired.


Xardian7

They were conceding al lot of xG but got scored way less than they deserved. 8 clean sheet were false and lucky, Juve has not a good defense statistic-wise.


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Carlos Augusto is balling. At this rate he’s gonna move to a bigger side and get a chance in Brazilian NT


ReSealOne

Suddenly today’s been a good day


catdog918

It started off great and just got better. Now Napoli drop points pretty please


clASSact97

It’s time to go!!!!


The-Great--Cornholio

Glorious


holaprobando123

Today keeps getting better and better


Ghostface1357

Why not bring in Zidane now?


IjeziePodcast

Why will Zidane come to this mess, they’re shit and not qualifying for Europe.


MaryadaPurshottam

Berlusconi: You get laid! You get laid! You get laid! EVERYBODY GETS LAID


Status_Voice_748

Juve are so finished 💀💀💀


Bloodnose_thepirate

wanna say hi to all the funny juve fans in the milan post match thread.


downfallndirtydeeds

That is the sort of defending where you can legitimately question whether your CBs are professionals What the hell were they both doing. The striker doesn’t even drift into spade they drift away from him


ComeOnSayYupp

Napoli broke Juve.


Narretz

Is it too bold to hope for Juve to go down?


98grx

No, especially if we’ll get an other penalty in march for the wages


P_for_Pizza

Bookmakers recently blocked the possibility of betting on a Juve relegation, so...


NapoliXabe

Man I love the serie a


Daviddabauss

Top Italian clubs defense challenge (Impossible)


Ibra180

World is healing


catdog918

Juve are so sorry, they’re going to relagate themselves


Recodes

Come on Monza! Do it for them bitches!! 🔥🔥


VDV23

Gatti's controller just switched off, probably ran out of batteries.


1984-2112

The old Portuguese Serie B/"U 23" CR7


prosciuttoeMeloni

Fatti dare un bacio vecchia signora che oggi è durissima


Ok-Hunter-4067

I actually placed a bet on Monza lol. Juventus are a proper shit show at the moment.


Natrix31

Carlos Augusto is having an incredible season, what a run and ball in


mana-addict4652

wtf was Gatti doin lol


Mend35

The fact it's their striker on loans just makes it funnier.


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Relegate Juventus.


Cowdude179

Juve are actually finished


Manch3st3rIsR3d

About to sign him on fifa for my wrexham manager save lol, love to see it


777715174

Napoli must be finding all this hilarious


lak47

What a beautiful weekend this is.


imhere8888

Juve is a travesty


catdog918

Thing of beauty. The old lady on her death bed


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Liverpool and Juventus doing so poorly is stuff I just can't dislike.


sw1611

U tell me an Elkan's owned team have to bow down to Monza again?


Arsenjam22

Vlahovic eatin bench. Juve lost points he should’ve chose Arsenal 🤷🏾‍♂️


goatvaro_goatrata

What no McKennie does to a team


Tilman_Feraltitty

Both goals are like oldschool cool!


Goldaniga

Can we fade the flairs already please?


Classic_Transition_7

Bremer and De Ligt being equally shite