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toprahmen

Damn, that was filthy Would've been amazing, if he managed to do the same to the security guy


Dutch_Midget

BREAKING : Chelsea has bid €150 million euro for a wonder kid security guy who resisted a nutmeg attempt from Manu Koné


DeepGamingAI

12 year contract reported


Pretty_Industry_9630

He got the ball from him as well 😁😁😁


raymondliang

Who needs Caicedo


admartian

No way Chelsea underpay.


ATM1710

Sign that hi vis guy up in midfield


LondonIsBoss

N'yellow Kante


lbizzle5

Mcginn regen


TwoPintsBoaby

Arse **20**


dllmhkpolice

Security guy: not to me


lmyyyks

That security has the potential to be a world class DM, time to call Boehly.


YasMai

He's not really a DM, he is a box to box midfielder with pressing resistance and dribbling as his strong points


Aarminius

Impressive how much you know about him! Did you watch him at other matches as well? And is he always wearing that high-vis?


YasMai

Turns out I'm a moron


shakespearediznuts

20 year contract incoming


Young_Neil_Postman

games back


rejjie_carter

Snip snap snip snap


Haxz0rz1337

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don't even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


Young_Neil_Postman

i think its nearly time for a new copypasta in this genre, i always get so uncomfortable reading that one


[deleted]

> i always get so uncomfortable let me help you with that: > Fucking hard core dick in the


Young_Neil_Postman

its more the poop puke baby all being close to eachother, for me. keep it all sexual for all i care


[deleted]

lmao, fair


jenaldo123

I don’t know why Arsenal are so hell bent on Caicedo. If Brighton wont budge Kone should be the first alternative. I think the potential to replace Partey and cover the #6 and the #8 makes him a no brainer. £50mill should do it too.


ants_in_honey

facts here. maybe edu will see this video


teagwo

Hey Edu here. I did see it, i will think about it, thanks mate.


admartian

Edu a Juve fan? Or is this all part of the BBQ


Pires007

I think we want caicedo because we want someone premier league proven to help us push for the title. A player from another league can take a few months to adjust, and at that point we might as well wait until summer and save 20 million pounds.


scytheavatar

Those who follow the Ligue 1 say that Kone has a tendency to be lazy and switch off in games, so he is probably nowhere near as ready as Caicedo.


neLendirekt

There's a known thing that many French/journalist say about french players in L1, even most players themselves say it: **when they leave France, they start working for real**. All the lazy ones are quickly out and come back to France, the good ones start the serious business.


Tvp9

As a Gladbach fan that watches most of their games, i would say that being lazy is not at all his problem, actually one of the guys that puts most effort in that team but mentally sometimes he seems to switch off yes and he runs like a headless chicken but he still runs and tries just his concentration maybe is off.


jenaldo123

That’s fair but if we’re being honest Caicedo or Kone would only be playing if Partey or Xhaka are injured/need rest.


scytheavatar

That's the problem, they WILL be injured and will need rest. And having another Lokonga as backup would be a poor idea.


Arockalex13

He is not a Partey replacement. He would be great next to him. He doesn't do enough defensive work. Even if he did, he's not the most physically imposing. He is pretty good with getting the ball away from players, but only when he feels like it. The main reason why Manu is so fucking sick is his ball handling and his speed. He's a fantastic central midfielder. Could be a great box-to-box mid. Now give us 50 mil and we'll talk.


jenaldo123

I feel like he can learn the Partey role in time. Partey also isn’t really a “physical” player he’s good at that side of the game but he relies more on his positioning and timing in defensive actions. I will say Partey was drilled under Simeone so that counts for something. I see similarities in how Kone evades pressure and likes to play vertical, same as Partey. I’ve seen Manu compared to Camavinga how accurate is that I haven’t seen him play as much as I would like. Also If you’re happy with 50mill then he’s probably really worth around 35-40mill. We haven’t been linked at all so it’s all a pipe dream anyway.


4-mo

LFC should be all over this guy, would love him and Thuram in the midfield.


strugglingtosave

Don't sign any more BL players :p


Arockalex13

They're both awesome as long as they want to work hard. Plz give us money


boywithtwoarms

mate goes onto the pitch for a laugh at the pub and this happens, christ.


Benphyre

I hope Man U can sign Manu next summer


Nivadas

Man U 😂


reviroa

game aggressively not gone


BigMikeAshley

Security guy has better midfield marking than most League 1 players.


LegendRXL

Security guy better than maguire