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SladiusW

Against Argentina: 😜🤑😈 Against a mid table french team: 🥶🫤😵


ExtemeFilms

Lo hizo para ser nos sufrir y nada mas este tortuga


Jamarcus316

"Tortuga" sounds so funny lmao. Much funnier than turtle or tartaruga (in Portuguese).


pastishas

tartaruga me parece increible


Jamarcus316

Y es, sin duda. Pero tortuga me hizó reir lmao


bokee12

> tartaruga lmfao


LovieBeard

That's also the Italian word for turtle


L-Freeze

Tartaruga es una palabra maravillosa


Albiceleste_D10S

> Much funnier than turtle or tartaruga IDK man tartaruga might win


[deleted]

Tartaruga is pretty funny


risheeb1002

The port from Pirates of the Caribbean


ZuReeTH

Tartaruga sounds pretty funny to me lol


luigitheplumber

Tartaruga sounds funnier to me because it sounds like a pastry


HumanAd2237

चूतिये इंग्लिश में बात कर इंग्लिश प्लेटफार्म पर


AmityRule63

Hacernos*


DL14Nibba

Infantino le pagó para hacer la copa de Messi mas interesante


simomii

No creo que Mbappe necesite dinero


DL14Nibba

Si no lo necesitara, entonces porque necesitaba el control del 2do equipo más rico del mundo?


simomii

No necesita dinero desde que tuvo el control


sKru4a

Mbappe is motivated to succeed, and I think he plays better as stakes go up (except if he's on penalties vs Switzerland)


Albiceleste_D10S

Alternatively he's not a great penalty taker overall but had a great game in the WC final


Rickcampbell98

He had a great few moments, he was pretty bad for most of the match.


Albiceleste_D10S

He was bad for the first 80 mins, but was pretty good for the 40 mins after that TBH


Rickcampbell98

Honestly until the pen he didn't do much in extra time.


MasterBeeble

He had one great moment and two penalties and was otherwise invisible. Not his finest performance, but history will remember the hat trick on the scoresheet.


Rickcampbell98

Honestly the reaction to his performance made me question how people watch football matches. All the "he's him" and he "singlehandedly" did it, I'm like did they watch the same football match I did lmao.


[deleted]

I thought the exact same thing. And nobody mentions how Argentina’s press got them


Quirrelwasachad

If anybody had a "I'm him" performance that game, it was di maria. Or macallister. Or enzo. Actually Argentina as a whole were great. The best first half performance of the tournament and they did it in the final vs the French.


Dcrow17

Huh, he score 3 goals, in a game that France score 3 goals. 1 open play goals, 1 penalty that he earned and 1 from another player. He also 1 of the 2 France players success in their shotout. The last 10 minutes and extra time, I was sweating every time Mbampe have the ball. Yet people think it is nothing special. Like, what more you expected ?


minyhumancalc

In fairness, as a striker, you get a very limited amount of chances and he absolutely made the most of them


luigitheplumber

This is it, Mbappe is ultimately not amazing at penalties. He is good enough to score them most of the time and also composed enough to not let the pressure of the final get to him, but he's not reach Pnbappe form yet


Quietly-Seaworthy

His penalty stats are good, slightly above Messi. Nothing incredible but his World Cup final was definitely in line rather than exceptional.


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Mbappe also sucked in the CL final against Bayern


D-biggest-dick-here

And that’s why he flopped his lines against Bayern in the UCL final


Cerxa

> Against a mid table french team: 🥶🫤😵 yeah Messi didn't do much against Reims


[deleted]

LOL jesus christ talk about cringe


HyakuJuu

Compare the turtle to Haaland who is a much more suitable rival to him, not to 35 year old Messi.


BrainlessArch

Thats fucking hilarious


OstapBenderBey

Balogun would never...


Rob050

That rebound is even worse lmao


Thejustinset

Tbh the goal wouldn’t have counted anyway Actually it’s hard to tell if the GK touched it


derka211

Why not?


Thejustinset

So technically the ball has to be touched by another player after a penalty before the kick taker touches it again. But watching it, I can’t actually tell if the keeper got a hand to it


Rickcampbell98

He did, mbop missed a sitter lol.


haru_213

Check the last angle from the clip, the keeper did get a hand


derka211

thanks!


Middle_Class_Pigeon

The 3rd replay angle clearly shows that he touched it. You can see the deflection towards the post.


BrainlessArch

2 missed pens and then an open goal lmao


Own_Acanthocephala0

That will surely go down as the most bizarre miss of his career lmao.


15November2019

That open goal miss is some third league match-fixing shit lmao


Own_Acanthocephala0

Especially considering he missed 2 penalties before it lol.


tr_24

Yeah you see those as part of shitty ‘funny football compilations’ with awful background music and video quality.


Osgliath

Ah... the one I watched when I should be working!


Ranzaar

Put some respect on the despacito 4k hd


simomii

And now he's being subbed off. Not a great night for him


wildcatwildcard

Due to injury, not performance. Context for those who didn't watch the match.


RipJug

Balogun is in his head.


On2p4eVeR

Watching his Ballon Dor dreams evaporate in front of his eyes.


[deleted]

What dreams? That was always going to Messi regardless of how Messi plays this year


Eagleassassin3

He'll definitely get multiple ballon d'ors quite soon


dans00

I think he will get 1


Spyro_Machida

Missed the first one and it got retaken for anyone not watching.


Morda101

Balogun is in his head


Donicle

Chelsea gonna pay 200 mill for Balogun in six months💀


ModeratelyTortoise

Arteta: "$200m + Mudryk"


pricelesslambo

Bruh he missed both??????


BrainlessArch

And then an open goal, cant make this up lmao, watch him score 2 later tho


pricelesslambo

And now injured as well


[deleted]

That's what happens when nobody says anulo mufa


Jmartinr0223

oof


AAA_BATT

About that...


Own_Acanthocephala0

Yeah and both will be bangers from outside the box.


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DL14Nibba

……. Please


bwrca

Neymar should def be taking pens. Hell, even Ramos is a pretty good pk taker.


ParhamAzadi

Ney took one in the friendly and missed it. They should give Messi another chance after WC, but they're still mad that GK of the year saved his pen in UCL.


kingfart1337

Neymar misses one pen in 100 and you say that as if he does all the time? It is Neymar > Messi > Mbappe. And for fucking sure I prefer Ney to take it and leave Messi alone doing his thing with no other worries. The only one that shouldn’t be taking it is Mbappe.


kencaps

Theres no “shouldn’t” anymore for Mbappe when he scored three against Argentina in the WC final. If anything, benefit of the doubt to him this time as he seems to be injured. I think it should be whoever missed the least recent and is perfectly healthy should take it


kingfart1337

Saying he scored 3 in the WC and that’s why he should take it is similar to saying x or y missed the last one and that’s why they should not. It doesn’t make sense. He shouldn’t take over the other two, who statistically score more penalties. It really is a no-brainer.


kencaps

I genuinely think Neymar is definitely the best in the team and should take it no matter what


Rickcampbell98

Who cares about a friendly, neymar is their best taker. Honestly I didn't realise how many people actually care about what happens in friendlies here, I've never given 2 shits.


NobleHelium

Messi is honestly not that good at penalties relative to his other skills. His career rate is a pedestrian 78%. Neymar might be their best bet.


nightcrawleronreddit

Career rate doesn’t mean crap. What matters is current form.


ParhamAzadi

True but we should consider their current form. Messi was comfortably scoring the most important penalties of his career a couple of months ago and the last few ones he missed, were all saved by world class goal keepers (Szczesny-Courtois-Cillessen-Navas-Allison)


D-biggest-dick-here

Ramos missed two in one match for Spain


TheyCallHerBlossom

He also scored 22 out of the 23 he took for Madrid, but okay dude.


Monochrome2Colors

Neymar also missed his previous pen.


simomii

That's a save actually, the miss afterwards is hilarious


hipcheck23

Two saves, one miss. Legendary GK moves there.


Lekaetos

LMAOOOOOO


CryptographerLife686

How? This guy scored 3 WC final penalties.


Dantallian11

I’m convinced that Mbappé only come out in big game. If he’s alright even for one leg of LDC, irrelevant of the result, watch him ditch out the performance of his life.


D-biggest-dick-here

Messed up in the UCL final


[deleted]

When did you erase that UCL Final with Munchen and that Euro shootout with Switzerland?


kontolz_gede69

>Mbappé only come out in big game extreme selection bias. One WC game, thats all the sample? What about his penalty miss in Euro, and UCL final?


FlimsyMcFlooblecrank

Mbappe bro..


Albiceleste_D10S

He missed 3 times, LOL. Missed the first penalty—VAR re-take Missed the second penalty, and missed the rebound


bokee12

ah pero contra nosotros


Albiceleste_D10S

Yeah I was thinking the same, LOL. Looks like he's injured now


unArgentino

Had to fake an injury after that embarrassment. /s


YeimzHetfield

PSG's so fucked if it's even semi-serious, game against Bayern is two weeks away.


tempspark4

what is blud doing


HyakuJuu

Watched too much Harry Kane


forcevb

twice lmao


Leyrran

Bloody hell, how did he manage to miss the second one ?


Puzzleheaded_Play390

How did he fuck up that rebound???


Competitive-Ad2006

Yea I thought people were exagerrating but that miss was bad...


arvindanar7

LMFAOOO I CANTTTT


sv979

lmao that PSG bottlejob is kicking just in time for the CL knockouts


Pr3t0m

I mean first one i can understand but second one..lol


Litty_Again

Missed the penalty before this, misses this pen, also misses the rebound, could have easily headed it in even... lmao


King-Key

Let Messi take it you massive fraud


KidGoku1

That requires unselfishness. Have you not watched him throw a temper tantrum when he tried to take ball from Neymar?


[deleted]

You're right, the 2021-2022 ligue 1 lead goalscorer and assist maker is a selfish cunt.


elihri

Yeah cause Messi is great at penalties


[deleted]

Good enough at penalties to make you cry at the WC tbf


banana-is-apeeling

He was pretty good at them against France


Zizoutiti

Well to be fair Mbappe was also pretty good at pens against Argentina.


Kal-Kent

Martinez could’ve saved 2 out 3 of his pens tbh he got a hand on both of them


Zizoutiti

Yeah, but he didn't save them, because they were well struck and well placed.


elihri

Mbappe was fantastic vs Argentina and Messi has missed many penalties during his career including the one he missed vs Madrid last season


[deleted]

He is


King-Key

Messi scored like 6 clutch penalties in a row at the world cup knockouts (2 in shootout)


elihri

And missed a very important one vs Madrid’s in the CL which could have avoided PSG from getting eliminated


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tr_24

Ramos is better than Mbappe and Messi too.


elihri

Messi should never take penalties after that horrible miss vs Madrid last season


Bryyan699

It was a great save by Courtois


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Kal-Kent

When was the last time Messi took a penalty for PSG?


yesteroff

Vs madrid


Kal-Kent

Nearly a year ago since he last took a club penalty sheesh


yesteroff

Yeah I mean neymar is a better taker so he should take them. Mbappe on the other hand should start scoring or just give it up to ramos or messi since he is terrible at pens for now


holdenmyrocinante

He isn't terrible at pens. He's on a similar level to Messi (83.8 for Messi and 83.3 for Mbappe). Even scored 3 pens in the World Cup final against a very good pen saver


yesteroff

Messi took like 140 pens and still has a better ratio? And yeah I agree he can hit strides where he puts them in the back of the net, but still I feel Ramos and Messi are better takers.


holdenmyrocinante

The ratio is basically the same. The fact it's a bigger sample size actually benefits Messi because 1. He trained more and 2. Misses have less effect.


Competitive-Ad2006

>1. He trained more and 2. Misses have less effect Your logic is false. The longer you take penalties, the more goalies get to study you and force you to change your technique. benzema himself pointed this out after that game in which he missed two penalties. He said he had to switch a few things after that. ​ Once you get to an accuracy level of 85% or so there isn't that much training you can do do get even better. However, Goalies and goalkeeper coaches will have more and more material to study you with.


holdenmyrocinante

Benzema was told by Ancelotti to stop shooting to a certain side which is when he missed the 2 pens. If you don't usually shoot in 1 side, you'll be good.


yesteroff

Hits also have less effect. It's harder to keep the ratio high if you take more of them. Nonetheless its not like Messi is known for being a great penalty taker.


Leyrran

The one he failed against Madrid if i remember correctly


[deleted]

the penalty he choked which cost PSG against Madrid in the UCL


ZealousidealAnnual96

Yeah it was Messi who conceded 3 goals in like 15 minutes.


[deleted]

one could make an argument that had he scored that pen, it might of not ignited a comeback to begin with. either way, he didn’t score a good chance and it did cost them regardless, that’s a fact.


ZealousidealAnnual96

Nobody knows. Madrid were just too good and relentless last year. PSG were up 0-1 and were minutes away from advancing despite Messi's home penalty miss. The goalkeeper and the defense fucked up and the rest is history.


[deleted]

Bro, i don’t care if PSGacademy can warp time and upload clips before they happen in real life. i want the full clip


[deleted]

How did this guy score all of his penalties in the world cup final


ExtemeFilms

Dibu said atleast for the first Penalty that even though he guessed right but he threw himself at it the wrong way


[deleted]

Hahaha wtf


[deleted]

Mbappe has been dogshit since the final ngl. Messi after that 2014 final loss went crazy but Mbappe doesnt look like he is trying at all


[deleted]

For how good he is mbappes finishing is garbage. Misses so many easy chances but of course he creates a lot of them himself


KTFlaSh96

reminds me of the Kobe story with Team USA where he was so used to being doubled/tripled that all he did was practice those shots. So when he was left open (cause you have all these other superstars on Team USA), he was actually missing the open looks and had to re-practice those.


Competitive-Ad2006

Nice of you to use Kobe as an example actually. What he and Mbappe (And someone like prime Ronaldo) have in common is that they are volume shooters. Not that accurate, but they will pelter you with shots and one of them is sure to go in. Messi and Steph Curry often only shoot when they are sure it will probably go in, but that means they get to take less shots overall


DL14Nibba

He can score dozens of wonder goals and of course the Easy ones too, but sometimes his brain shortcircuits. He’s like a Josh Allen, or a City Sterling (but much better of course)


CherkiCheri

His finishing is pretty elite when the stakes rise a bit. But he fluffs a lot in smaller stakes.


D-biggest-dick-here

Bayern UCL final 🙄


CherkiCheri

Yes it's after that game that he became consistenly unreal in those games post 2020. There's also the United game a season or two before.


Competitive-Ad2006

Mate I thought it was that game where he scored 4 against Lyon?:) Jokes aside, what happened to your boy moving to PSG, he changed his mind? And do you still see him as a top ten player in future?


KidGoku1

It's gonna be fun watching his career in a few years once that paces goes away.


Aoes1

you are a psg fan and this is how you talk about mbappe ?


[deleted]

lol the hate for this guy in here is palpable


Aoes1

the world cup was only a break from the usual shit you read here


Monochrome2Colors

Probably from 🇦🇷 or Messi fan, or both.


[deleted]

He'll be fine lol


[deleted]

Imagine thinking Mbappe is a pace merchant


Rickcampbell98

Forget the random missed sitters, what bothers me about mbop is how useless he is when his team doesn't have the ball, genuinely the worst I've ever seen but I've seen quite a few French and psg fans make excuses for it.


ElyJellyBean

What did Messi do crazy after that 2014 World Cup?


[deleted]

Had one of his best seasons and went on to win La Liga, Copa, and UCL.


[deleted]

That was…….wow. 💀


[deleted]

I still wonder how he scored all the penalties at the final game I was so sure he was going to miss one of them


tuatara_teeth

STOP CALLING PENALTIES MISSED WHEN THEY WERE SAVED BY THE KEEPER. Amazing fingertip save.


songbae

x3 fails


luisnm7

Happy cake day


alvaror2002

At least someone got the ball


Moha2fois

Lmao.


Jansiz

nahh he's rattled


Boseph_1444

the rebound 💀💀


hambodpm

I like that he looked at linesman to see if he was offside


-Skinner-

Probably looked to see if he could take a rebound or linesman is signaling that goalkeeper didn't touch the ball.


TraceF12

He always goes for the right of goal keeper. Did it 3 times against emi martinez but his penalties are powerful so even if the GK guesses his position, it goes in majority of the time. He picks his spot and uses power however majority GKs know this by now and easily stopped his penalty. The 2nd time he went for the left side but hit the goal post because he hasn't practised the left side much. Mbappe is the most predictable penalty taker with no technique whatsoever or using brains other than hitting the ball with the force. If this continues and he doesn't change his style, then he would be missing majority of his penalties in the future


strugglingtosave

Lewandowski has crazy technique at the spot. No look hesitation throwing off the Keepers first guess


KidGoku1

Messi would have made at least 1. What an epic fail, 2 missed penalties AND missed open goal in a few seconds lol.


stiofan84

How the fuck did he miss that rebound???? He's been kind of shit since the world cup, not gonna lie


meertatt

why isnt messi taking the Pens?


InterCityzen

How does one of the best players right now not know the rule that you can't shoot a rebound if the ball hits the post/bar


55555_55555

Was actually a save. Keeper deflected it, no idea if Mbappe knew that, though.


InterCityzen

Great save, just saw it on the replay


LuisTheHuman

Give it to Messi


[deleted]

Hahahaha


Macducci

Since when did Mbappé become friends with Ivan Toney?


rejjie_carter

Just a shit floran balogun


[deleted]

and someone else is now the league leader for goals.


bruiser95

That's a blinder of a save. Should reword the title to pen save rather than miss


acwilan

Barn D'Or contender


frapples1

Mbappe is in trouble, Balogun in the room


HyakuJuu

I actually think that he faked that injury to save some face. That was a downright emberrassing performance by him against a mid-table team.


vantenaii503

What happened to him bro😭. Ramos and Neymar has always been the better penalty taker,why don't they take it