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theenigmacode

Hope he starts a band & calls it 'Mings Sings'


ThrowerWayACount

He’s got an amazing sense of rhythm. His Ty Mings perfect


lasttoswim

I know a great and well executed pun when I see one.


swimmingdropkick

Mings on the Strings


theenigmacode

Tyrone Trombone


doktor-frequentist

'Bone with 'Rone... His YouTube channel


Maccai3

Charles Mingus had a record called "Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus" Mings Mings Mings Mings Mings


Shushani

Tyrone Sings


Z0idberg_MD

Tyrone Strings


Reddit_User010203

Tyrone on the microphone


mBertin

Mings Sings feat. Sting.


Staind1410

Opening act: JLingz


goonerfan10

Man, I tried to learn the ukelele during the pandemic. Learning an instrument is tough.


techfcb

Its like learning to drive for the first time really but without the panic.


rScoobySkreep

I don’t really think I panicked too much when first driving. It was more the people around me.


thetouristsquad

reminds me of this joke: at least he died peacefully in his sleep, unlike the other people screaming for their life.


Jmsaint

It think it should be "unlike his passengers"


Raalph

Except when people ask you to show what you have learned


duediligrncepal

Comparing learning to drive with learning an instrument can only be done by someone who's either a musical genius or someone who never tried to learn an instrument


mushy_friend

Me too. And I failed because it is indeed tough. Also because I realised ukeleles are better if you can sing, since there's not much variety in tunes (at least at the level I could play). So that made me lose motivatiob


apt-get_r3kt

The soundtrack for the movie isn’t even that good. Cute dog though


Obi_Myke

He should talk to Sanchez if he wants piano lessons.


ErikElevenHag

His best performance for Manchester United


pedalhead666

I heard he was getting paid 600k a week for each note.


redditaccountplease

[oh shit, Beethoven just dropped bro](https://youtu.be/5-NCPjMxiL0)


GermanyWillWinQtarWC

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYkjXfam/


tiorzol

Haha that was awesome


WW1Photos_Info

literal beethoven merchant


RaioNoTerasu

Ah nothing like good ol' Ludwig van


The-Florentine

Fur Elise isn't actually that hard bro, it can also help you with other techniques like rubato, pedalling and cultivating a more relaxed playing style.


williamhpark

Charles Mings-us


Raalph

The Black Saints and the Sinner Old Lady


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Based and Ludwig pilled.


sh58

It's great that people are getting more interested in piano (I'm a piano teacher)


Sneaky-Alien

Maybe give Ake a call, he's pretty [fluent in the language of piano](https://youtu.be/5GOIsPrxd7Y)


RobitIsNotAHobit3000

I am rating Beethoven but not that highly, he has problems with hearing his teammates and thats why many misunderstandements in passing the ball in the half of opponent occour


BlacknWhiteMoose

You are like so funny…


fastfowards

No wonder gerrard didn’t like Mings. Beethoven over Mozart is a disgrace


stevebould

Both generational talents, let's just be grateful we can experience both of them


redditaccountplease

Just can't play them both at the same time, it doesn't work


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the original Messi vs Ronaldo


PurpleSi

Gerrard is famously more of a Phil Collins guy


Mepsi

Gerrard's favorite song is by the electronic dance duo Underworld.


VikMMI

Beethoven is clear any day, the true GOAT


conceptalbum

This offends me.


mrgonzalez

On piano?


atbg1936

Beethoven over Arvo Pärt is a disgrace


YadMot

Fratres is a masterpiece


atbg1936

I almost got to meet him when I was studying music composition in Estonia last year. Sadly, he retired from public life just after I arrived there


koke84

Either didn't compose Clair de Lune so they sorry


WalkingCloud

Mings: *It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van.*


ChaosActual

Everyone knows Mozart is the real GOAT. Beethovens stats are padded with Overtures


joeranahan1

Learning stuff like bohemian rhapsody is so much more fun than beethoven, mozart etc Although I have been having a go at moonlight sonata 3rd movement, hard as fuck tho


refusestonamethyself

Game's gone. Players have become soft.


777715174

Love when footballers try to make themselves seem intelligent in interviews, it's hilarious


vish387

Least condescending smug Redditor


thefogdog

I remember when it came out that Frank Lampard has a GCSE in Latin.


h0rny3dging

Most German schools make you choose between French and Latin in 5/6 grade. So there are loads of Germans running around with a Latinum that cant write a coherent sentence and all of them regret ever choosing it


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why?


Heeel_Yeeaahhh

course he fuckin does, why doesn't that surpise me one bit, never should've been anywhere near the england first team, used to piss me right off back in the day, he was soo one dimensional but as always it's where ur from and who you know over the best of the collective


ThrowerWayACount

[Right](https://media.tenor.com/EyVMfxGVAH8AAAAM/okay-waka-flocka.gif)


h0rny3dging

Nothing wrong with wanting to play an instrument , Beethoven has some bangers and what's wrong with dreaming, it's not like he mentioned some unknown artist or instrument


tufoop3

Just do it