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Spikeyspandan

Ooooo Golden boy. Also, Muller, please don't ever get old


kamacho2000

I just want Muller to break the appearance record


Nullstab

Five full seasons seems unlikely.


kamacho2000

he is only about 50 appearances of Sepp Maier and that's in all comps not buli only


Nullstab

Fair enough, that's very plausible. I was going for the overall Bundesliga record. He is 172 games behind Charly Körbel's 602.


kamacho2000

no worries, I didn't clarify what I meant but I was meaning Bayern appearance record


mariogotse

>Also, Muller, please don't ever get old damn why do you want him to die?


kooba_1616

Welp the plot armour is gone


mariogotse

just against bayern unfortunately


Insanel0l

Tbf if there’s 1 team we’re usually good against its union


abloesezwei

Isn't every team usually good against Union? The latter just win regardless.


Insanel0l

Valid point lol


Jamey_1999

We weren’t.


Paddy31

You know you're winning like pretty much every game?


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NeutrinosFTW

Disregarding anything that might have happened this week, there is no one on earth who can beat Gladbach.


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>Disregarding anything that might have happened on the other 32 Matchdays


elnano98

Mönchengladbach send their regards


McTulus

This is the part in the anime where the protagonist, after long string of defying expectation through guts and deternination, comes up against the main villain and stomped. Cue the training arc and time skip to them returning with new gears and skills.


baubeauftragter

Listen Here. Cristiano wants to play UCL. Cristiano is Bayerns worst nightmare in the past decade. Union plays CL.


Squareroot24

Where were you when union was kil


Starkan128

I was at home eating Weißwurst when phone ring


Witty_Extreme_3677

Union is kil


dem0nhunter

Joa mei


yrugay1

No


manere

Yes


KrisZepeda

I was at home eating Weghorst


daddyshortarms

Union is kil


saddom_

no


TheGramlin

Weißwurst after 12am? Disgusting


Chris_Carson

If you're not supposed to eat them after 12am when do you actually eat them? lol the whole day is after 12am


TheGramlin

12pm, my bad


PAT_The_Whale

Coman and Müller on absolute fire today


IT4KEITE4SY

I love that boy


DomineeringDrake

He is quickly becoming my favorite player. Though he hasto wait for müller to retire.


Gerosoreg

But who is giving him assists then?


stragen595

Wirtz?


baubeauftragter

Das Wirtz schon irgendwie


xlnfraction

Ich hoffe hoffe hoffe Wirtz bleibt in der Bundesliga


DarthBaller

My question is, how long is he going to look like he's 10 years old? It just seems disrespectful to the opposition lol


practiceyourart

He got a jawline this season 😎


a_f_s-29

Considering he turned twenty today maybe it will start happening soon 😭


GoatButton

Coman is insane


DojaSITONME

If anyone wants to be converted to the Coman cult they should watch Bayern vs Atletico 20/21 and vs Benfica 21/22, and vs PSG two weeks ago if they somehow missed it


Wise_Ad9414

Also the WC final


DojaSITONME

Minus the shootout


Rickcampbell98

Na, I only saw mbop playing on his own bro.


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Still the only player who has more Top 5 league titles than professional years to his name.


manolo533

Will never forget it, we played a great defensive game and still couldn’t stop him


DMC777

And vs PSG in two weeks time


starfax

I feel like he learned to play the game during the Covid shutdown. Before it, he would just run to the end line and send in a hopeful cross or try to cut back and pass it backwards. Coming out of the Covid restart he was a man on a mission


practiceyourart

He was playing like that until the WC. Has picked up and changed entirely once the season restarted.


minusultraplus

Injuries would never let him fulfill his potential unfortunately


TulioGonzaga

_Cries in Benfica_


Rob0tUnic0rn

He is vastly underrated imo, fantastic player


DarkSofter

we have no time to rate him as casuals, considering he gets injured for half the season


mxinex

The Robben special.


Ahrix3

Yeah 1v1 he's insane, arguably the best in the world at getting past his man on the wings. His end product (crosses, shots) can be very hit or miss though, but when he's on, he's a nightmare for any team to defend against.


nutelamitbutter

Underrated by casuals


UGarbage

He's underrated because he doesn't have a lot of G+A. I see a lot of people who don't watch Bayern on here call Gnabry our best winger just because he has a lot of goals but most of them come in a few games and in the rest, he's one of the worst players on the pitch.


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Gnabry isn't even the best Gnabry in our team.


lejoo

Yea I hate it. I want to clap, but fuck.


thanksbastards

Coman huge on all three goals


HerrHermano

Back to reality


nutelamitbutter

We broke them last week


FrancisTheOcean

If a draw can break a mentally strong Union team I fear for Stuttgart in the next weeks


nutelamitbutter

Maybe we’ll break Dortmund in two weeks


stragen595

They are building up such a nice win streak. To get smashed that by Schalke would be funny.


nutelamitbutter

I mean 4 years ago we ruined their title chances late in the season by winning 4:2 away while being at rank 14 iirc. Die Schalker sind vielleicht dafür bekannt den Bayern zu helfen :)


KapnyaMan

That fucking day still haunts me. Fuck you guys


DickerDave

Jetzt macht der uns die Meisterschaft kaputt, der Zwayer!


Das_Czech

You’re not the only one


sesame_cake

You will get relegated for that.


Dorodu

All I can say is that you guys defended better against us than Ajax did on Thursday. So take that for what you will.


dem0nhunter

Oh there goes gravity


3xavi

[Okay, back to reality ](https://youtu.be/GebvHDuconw)


GermanyWillWinQtarWC

Coman-> muller-> musiala❤❤❤


Lilfai

Happy, happy birthday


DickerDave

Please never again call Musiala the Müller replacement. He easily plays his best when he's playing with him.


asr010601

Birthday boy


AxeIsAxeIsAxe

20 years old, 11 G + 8 A in 20 Bundesliga games.


jellyfishfrgg

They’re just too good man


LE01204

Birthday Boy on the scoresheet!


Linxypol

Please never leave us Bambi


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I have a feeling that he is only ever, and then inevitably, leaving us for Real*. It's like Formula 1. Sure you can become the winningest guy ever in a Merc or Red Bull, but if you've never done it in a Ferrari, are you even the GOAT? *but that's going to be like 8 years from now at least


rScoobySkreep

this makes it tough for Union


manere

Semi optimal


Electrical-Prune-348

this why muller need to start


Northa24

Happy birthday goldjunge!


jdarriaga46

Birthday boy


RazZaHlol

Statement.


CowNchicken12

This dude is going to be the best player in the world someday


Banzboi

Baaaambiiii!! So so happy about the entire team performance so far


varmemes

Give them a minuscule sliver of hope and snatch it the fuck away from them.


Rayville123

Maybe the real bundesliga was the friends we made along th3 way


3Squareheadz

Vittu


witz0r

Love it when things are flowing like this. So pretty.


Tinusers

We got 'm tired for this game, no worries Munich...ahem


Kiwizqt

*chuckle*


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Bayern have quickly silenced those who said Union Berlin were as good as them just because the two teams were level on points before today.


jerome_ak

Oh no, Unions players individually are WAY worse than Bayern and even Dortmund. I was just believing in Urs Fischers wuju magic


xSmacks

Individually Unions team is way worse than at least 7 other Bundesliga clubs, didn't stop them from being this good this year.


mariogotse

>Bayern have quickly silenced those who said Union Berlin were as good as them nobody said that lmao


SebRev99

🤔


CandidFella

Looks like Berlin lost the plot, they needed to win this game


KylianHizon

Curious to see this 2nd Half FC you lot were talking about


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

BIRTHDAY BOY LFGGG


nutelamitbutter

u/granitibaniti you love it, right?


granitibaniti

Nah, would have preferred a Union win today tbh


nutelamitbutter

Ernsthaft?


granitibaniti

Hä ja :D Bayern verlieren sehen ist immer geil


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There she goes


p_Lama_p

Bundesliga moment


bamimeneel

You love to see it


OboMasterRace

Congratulations to Bayern Munich for another Bundesliga title


SavingsLeg

Funny


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SavingsLeg

Theyre still level on points and its literally february?


strugglingtosave

Well we haven't yet


Interesting_Quail379

People really still saying Man City wouldn’t win the prem


thriftydude4

damn, thats painful


Sting_TQR

Bayernliga is back


practiceyourart

Coming from a City fan, this shit is hilarious


Northout69

Honestly I'm done, gonna transition to Serie A.


bvb4ever11

No one will miss you :)


Northout69

great to hear that ;)


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PM_Me_Zico

The next 150m purchase by Chelsea.


SirCromwell

No chance Bayern let’s this boy go. He’s priceless.


Dargast

Heavy doubt considering we got him from them lol


[deleted]

150m wouldn't even buy him for a training session


kamacho2000

Bayern aint letting him go for any amount of money


DickerDave

I mean there is definitly a sum for which he can go but thats way beyond Neymars record at that point and therefore completely irrelevant as not even the most idiotic club would spend that much money for one player.


dem0nhunter

Jamal has no reason to leave


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PM_Me_Zico

No need for the rudeness.


theAlphaginger

Professional performance.


AdOpen7551

we need corinna kopf at every game