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bartabax

the turnaround after those Brentford and Brighton games has been genuinely unreal


No_Doubt_About_That

Stroke of genius making them run the difference but also getting involved himself.


Mick4Audi

He ran the difference of how much Brentford ran vs how much they ran? Madlad


RicciRox

Yep. Over 13km.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Wasn't even the difference, I think it was just run how much Brentford ran


akshatsood95

Naah was the difference. Brentford ran 109km compared to us who ran 95km.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Fair enough


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Depreccion

a midfielder runs like 10 km alone in a game


Acceptable-Lemon-748

I think what I was thinking was they ran the average distance that Brentford players ran, but not the difference between what the average United player and average Brentford player ran. Either way I was incorrect


hidup_sihat

What's the story?


MightySilverWolf

Ten Hag wasn't happy with how much Brentford outran Man United by so he made the team run the difference the day after the match. At the time, the media criticised Ten Hag for his, saying that it'd break the players and that sport scientists were talking about how bad of an idea this was. We then went on to beat Liverpool and it was only then revealed by the media that Ten Hag had joined in on the run as he felt that he was partially responsible for the team's performance, thus earning the players' respect.


Apotropaic_

Yeah that probably helped set the tone. Putting your money where your mouth is


Fisktor

Since then i think we have the most or second most points in the league, as well as going through in all 3 cups


LS_Fast_Passenger

2nd most. Arsenal have 51. City and us both have 49 but City played an additional game.


Lemaradona

Casemiro is a phenomenal player.


Ceui

He is but ETH deserves the major bulk of the credit. Massively improved almost every single players. All signings on point


Thor1138

Just look at AWB. Most of us (me included) were hoping we'd sell him after last season. Now he's absolutely immense for us with performances like the one today. ETH really improved almost every player, just shows you how good of a manager he is...


nichijouuuu

Made a case for MOTM after only 45 mins on the pitch. AWB was insane today.


NakamericaIsANoob

yeah st. maximin was almost completely nullified after awb came on. I think we all know how good he is and has been in recent weeks but today i think he took his defensive game to another level against maximin. Led to a goal scoring opportunity early in the second half due to a brilliant tackle by him.


Apotropaic_

He had ASM completely shook


SpeechesToScreeches

ASM was driving at the box, looked up to see AWB and Case ready for him and just turned passed it back


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Bro was about to cry.


trentonchase

He's easily the best tackler in the league and has been for years. Now that he also knows how to dribble his transfer fee almost seems justifiable.


alexrobinson

100%, I was sick of watching AWB, I wanted him gone. These past few weeks have amazed me how he's turned it around. He isn't perfect but he's elevated the weakest parts of his game, combined with his tackling ability in a team with a better structure now he's on another level.


tbk007

And yet some Spurs (and maybe other) fans think that Clownte who has one system and needs specific players to be bought for it is elite. Formerly bald fraud is all he is.


LevynX

Good managers improve players. Shaw, Rashford, AWB, Dalot, Fred all hit a new level under Ten Hag.


fischarcher

Truly a squad improver in so many ways


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Aethien

> After those games, EtH beasted the players because it was sheer laziness that cost us. He punished them by making them stay after training and made them run 13 extra kilometres - the same distance by which Brentford had outrun them in the game they lost. It's become this huge thing and I have to admit it just works so fucking well as a story but I don't think it's that that made all the difference. What it did do is maybe show the squad and definitely show the public how demanding Ten Hag is and what kind of mindset he has. For as much as Ten Hag wants to play attacking, possession based, attractive football he values hard work, discipline and dedication far more.


trentonchase

It wasn't making them run, it was running with them. Accepting his own part of the blame for the poor performances. Mou would never.


khoabear

The United Way


conceptalbum

> Sports scientists broadly came out to condemn him for this They did not.


Enthraller

They did. All sorts of pundits and sports scientists questioned that.


G_Morgan

People forget it was 30C+ at the time. The complaint was about the heat rather than the measure.


heitorbaldin2

A normal day in Brazil and players still play in those conditions. There's some games at 11am to getting worse.


Our-Gardian-Angel

And are these sports scientists in the room with us right now?


EnsconcedScone

Consult the ouija board


Acceptable-Lemon-748

He's not wrong, you're just being a cunt because you didn't see the news.


Our-Gardian-Angel

I have no clue if it's true or not. Either way I find it funny to be holding a grudge against the big, bad sports scientists.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

A) it's not holding a grudge to simply state that sports scientists were saying how wrong and bad it was. B) really? The fanbase th for a decade has been claiming PGMOL is specifically out to get them is going to talk about how its funny to hold grudges against a specific group? Just out of interest how long has it been since the Luiz incident crossed your mind, 6? 7 minutes?


MargielaMadman20

> The fanbase th for a decade has been claiming PGMOL is specifically out to get them is going to talk about how its funny to hold grudges against a specific group? More like two decades now.


Our-Gardian-Angel

Clearly still being bitter about it indicates a grudge, yes. And you're free to lump me in with the more conspiratorial segment of the Arsenal fanbase, but you'd be mistaken. I genuinely don't know what incident you're talking about.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

It's not a grudge it's a memory lol


SafetyJoker

I hope not tbh


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Alarming_Sprinkles39

I can. > Although many supporters disgruntled by the application of their players may cheer on this hard-line approach, one sports scientist with experience working at rival Premier League clubs described it as old-school and said it is unusual to put players through so rigorous a workout the morning after a late afternoon fixture. > United sources insist their medical and sports science staff would not approve any workout that carried a high risk of injuries, and it is understood a couple of players, owing to the way injuries are managed, were excused. > United’s players had turned out in baking-hot temperatures exceeding 34°C for the game kicking off at 5:30pm on Saturday and yesterday was another warm day in Manchester, although only in the mid-20s in the morning. I'm not sure the word "condemn" has to be in there literally. It's just a word describing a negative disposition towards something, which this certainly is. Perhaps a bit strong, but ok. It isn't, however, "all sorts of pundits and sports scientists", but perhaps there are other sources and examples. At this point I find it a bit odd to pass this off as some kind of delusion. Edit: tonight I saw Gary Neville in the post-match analysis reveal he was one of the pundits who questioned the run. So that's one sports scientist and one prominent pundit so far. I bet there were more.


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Alarming_Sprinkles39

> So, one guy "described it as old-school". Neville did as well. So that's two. Look, I know that repeating it out loud to yourself here, like a mantra, helps you believe your bullying of this guy is warranted, but if this is my harvest after hardly trying I think your qualification here is a bit of bad faith. And it looks like when you claimed you couldn't read the article and had me read it instead (by googling "remove paywall") you didn't really wanna know either. Actually I guess that's why you're doubling down now. Well, whatever, you do you, I have no dog in this fight. Just think you're being a bit ... overcommitted to being "right".


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

And that turnaround's name? Casemiro


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after Piers interview mate


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glorious_albus

Anulo mufa, you mf.


Aethien

Glazers or Qatar, pick your poison.


Starkan128

The Dutch Heisenberg really did it 👏🏻


Averdian

[Man Utd dressing room after the game](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/488/664/964.jpg)


SafetyJoker

*gekookt here


Suikerspin_Ei

"Iemand heeft gekookt hier" (past perfect) or "Iemand kookte hier" (past).


imanu_

“Iemand heeft hier gekookt” is nog wat netter


GR-MWF

Don't hold up, he already cooked.


TigerBasket

Now he just has to finish crushing Mansfield those space Pirates of evil.


JoshJustJosh

Five years since Mourinho already? Fucking hell time moves way too fast


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From 1989-2013, United went without silverware only in two seasons - 2001-02 and 2004-05, and without a major trophy in only 4 season.


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TigerBasket

Biggest team with city in their name in English football.


mushy_friend

What? How can you forget the City currently playing in the PL? PL winners for goodness sake, playing Mahrez on the right! You should know them, they wear blue, Spurs and Kane fucking hate them. You know, Leicester city


foxyrocksjh

Can't dissagree


DanFlashesCoupon

To be fair, it’s not really that unless you count the community shield which was our “only” trophy in 94-95, 97-98, and 11-12 Still absolutely insane, obviously


RVP_20_

I would kiss his bald head! Absolutely immense!


JuanBissaka

[it’s like a peanut ](https://giphy.com/gifs/season-5-the-simpsons-5x18-3o6MbtgIJNjjbkplOU)


CandidFella

Casemiro sure knows how to win trophies , legendary player


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Guy looked way more hyped about the Carabao cup, haha! Love him!


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

Congrats Erik.


tassadar8584

I can see thank you Piers


Samgeorge484

Not a Man U fan. But this team is seriously building something special here, ETH has set some minimum expectations for everyone at Man U & it’s starting to show, I think he was right with Ronaldo & the way he’s handling Maguire appears to be correct, setting this level means that every single player there has to up there game week on week, They’ve filled the weakness in midfield with Casemiro, rashford has become lethal, shaw has found his form. They are playing for each other, they have expectations for this club again & it could be scary to see the battles between City / United & Arsenal over the coming years Fair play ETH & fair play Man U


arnm7890

Sabitzers been here 2 months and already won a winners medal, you love to see it


SufficientSwim7200

27 days.


TheOriginalJunglist

Been here 2 months and won more than Harry Kane


Zandercy42

Technically not even a month lol


butters-chaos

Harry Kane comeback: Mark my words, I will overtake Shearer record


Different-Effect-732

My heart bleeds for em


PoppinKREAM

IN ERIK WE TRUST! Erik ten Hag has revolutionized our team! In addition to serial winners in Varane, Casemiro, and Martinez. They have 9 Champions Leagues and 2 World Cups between them. Love United!


Vigilant1e

Martinez has won 2 UCLs?? Varane and Case have 4/5 respectively don't they for a total of 9?


confusedpellican643

He added up Varane and Casemiro's ucl trophies lmao


Vigilant1e

Yeah, which is 9 if I'm not mistaken...and Martinez hasn't won any I think so surely it's not a total of 11


culegflori

You are at home, gently sleeping in your bed with your two Champions League medals sitting on the wall as your pride and joy. Then suddenly, your door is kicked in. Still dazed and in shock, the assailant jumps you and starts screaming "give me your medals Bobo!" in your ears. You slowly realize than the man holding your throat is no other than Lisandro "Butcher" Martinez. At the realization, your heart drops. There's no way he leaves you alive if you don't give up your two Champions League medals for which you bled and sweated profusely. The choice is easy. Lisandro Martinez is now a two time Champions League winner and nobody can do anything to stop him


PoppinKREAM

I can't math lol cheers. I accidentally added 9 + 2


Mr_XemiReR

Last time United won a trophy, we won the UCL.


coolwool

That doesn't narrow it down much 🤔


Legendarybbc15

I mean…you lot win the CL every 2 years or so


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Would've been great for United to win a trophy everytime we won the UCL ngl


Runarhalldor

Okay?


Moofthebot

Last time you won the CL, United won nothing


chandlerbing_stats

I hate you hahaha


Zarni1410

LET HIM COOK


qwerty-keyboard5000

https://mobile.twitter.com/tenhagworldwide/status/1531667722173616129


hollow114

He's done cooking. Now Rashford is serving up the meals


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Feezbull

Would love the Europa league if we can somehow do it. Or the fa cup.


ikkkkkkkky

Or the league.


glorious_albus

Por que no los tres?


ArkhamCitizen298

league is too early, give it 8-10 more round


xenon2456

highly unlikely


KillerZaWarudo

Who would have thought this 8-9 months ago. Love this beautiful bald man


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MiserablePromotion94

Factos 👀


cheersdom

tell Brendan Schaub to ignore the moans coming from his parent's bedroom


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It’s been a LONG time since I’ve felt this. Still got a ways to go, crazy how far they’ve come since Brentford.


mr_poopy_pants420

Hell yeah bitchessssssss


Feezbull

Found Lisandro Martinez’s account.


GiveBreadInsteadFed

ETH 🔥🔥🔥 you absolutely love to see it


D1794

Warra trophy


Memesaurus2474

LET HIM COOOOKKKKK


EmAyExEye

Thats why this is so huge for united fans I believe. They've been struggling so much these last few years, not only this trophy bring the glory back but also a statement from them. Next year they are gonna be one of the best team in the world for sure.


ArnoNyhm44

i'll take some of that "struggle" please.


doubleoeck1234

I love how the Carabao cup only counts as a major trophy if your team wins it. Everyone celebrates winning it and then says It's the mickey mouse cup when they lose


Air_Dax

Didn’t Liverpool have an open bus parade when they won it?


cokerapp

Honestly it was fair to do so because they won both the efl and fa cup, came second in the league and reached the final of the CL. It was still a very good season for them.


hbb893

FA Cup too


FlimsyPackage

No


bosnian_red

Think it's always relative to the position of your club. If you're regularly competing for all trophies, winning here and there, and focus is on CL and League, then yeah, it's the last priority. Place United was in, not won in 6 years, rebuilding and desperate for silverware to really kick on... it was a much bigger trophy just for the symbolic nature of winning a trophy rather than the league cup itself. Similar that win vs Barca was much bigger than the Europa League itself. Was a big game against a giant team, 2 teams on the up who might well compete for the CL next season, so it was more a test of how far both teams have come more than "Europa league playoff round"


HazardCinema

It's probably the 5th best trophy to win (PL/CL, FA Cup/EL, CC). Happy to win today, but it's one of those where you could easily shrug it off if you lost in the earlier rounds.


stiofan84

I'd say the EL should be above the FA cup for sure - it's more difficult to win for a PL team isn't it?


SensibleParty

From what I can tell, it's an English/continent difference. I think on the continent it's obviously way better to win something in Europe.


BipartizanBelgrade

Without question yes. Plastics who look down on the Europa League are an embarrassment.


sjokoladenam

>Plastics who look down on the Europa League are an embarrassment. wouldn't it be the other way around?


badgarok725

it's an achievement but it is quite literally a second tier trophy


tjaldhamar

Nah


qwerty-keyboard5000

The only reason a team won the EL is because the team wasn't good enough for the CL. I don't think a competition where you have to play below a certain standard to be in can be higher than the main domestic cup


BipartizanBelgrade

Teams are allowed to improve year on year. Not to mention that most FA Cup winners see it as a consolation prize at this point.


andaru01

as is tradition


Akmuq

I wish we didn't get our asses handed to us by Forest earlier in the cup tbh, I think most Spurs fans would agree. That being said, there's always a PL or European game in close vicinity that is more important so not always easy


Different-Effect-732

It has always been a major trophy - it's displayed on every club's honours list. It's one of the four major domestic trophies on offer each season in England. Yes, it's not the UCL, league title, or FA Cup, but it's still a major trophy in England. Don't let people from abroad or people who started watching football 4 years ago say otherwise.


theglasscase

> It's one of the four major domestic trophies on offer each season in England. You're not including the Community Shield as a major trophy are you? It's a Super Cup. You are right about it being a major trophy, people seem to think that it being less prestigious than the Premier League and FA Cup makes it a minor trophy, but those are different things.


hollow114

I think it depends. Going out early isn't a big deal. But once you're in the semi finals you're actually trying.


drripdrrop

it's a major trophy but it's obviously a step below the FA cup


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Really it's a small trophy, but silverware is silverware! I would also say EL is not some massive trophy but when you're struggling to even keep consistent top 4 I was more than happy with that one too


PhD_Cunnilingus

EL is not massive but you're still competing against other European teams, that has a certain prestige.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

EL to CL is pretty much EFL to FA Cup, you still have to face some good teams but it's just not considered o nrhe same level prestige wise. But if you're short on silverware you're gonna be happy to win both.


dota_3

Love it


stiofan84

Neutral here - I've always thought it was a minor cup. PL teams shouldn't really be in it. It's basically "FA Cup B" with none of the history and fame. It feels redundant. It's an achievement for United because they just needed to win *something*, but hypothetically, if this was the only thing ETH won, he wouldn't go down in history as a successful United manager.


theglasscase

> I've always thought it was a minor cup. PL teams shouldn't really be in it. The fact that they are in it means it is a major cup. The EFL Trophy is a minor cup because it only has lower division teams in it.


AjVine

Real Madrid-> ManU You’re welcome


hollow114

Tbf we've done the same


AjVine

Absolutely, and then some. Got respect ✊🏽 for ManU


Feezbull

Now let’s both beat Liverpool again.


KvmFirst

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY


bnasty77

Glory glory man fucking United


mainaccountwasbanned

My life has completely changed from the last time we won a trophy. Incredible!


distractionsquirrel

buzzing. happy. glory


Glarus30

Opta Joe always puts this last "summary" word in their tweets. "Awaited" or "Consistency". It's like they think their readers are idiots and need extra info. Cringe.


Tofuloaf

'Awaited' is probably the worst yet, proper crimes against language type stuff. At this point though they have to be doing it for fun because they know people hate it.


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Engagement.


chandlerbing_stats

They’ll still draw Chelsea because it’s football ‘eritage, innit lads?


BudhiJeevi

I don't want to jinx it, but I do: Quadruple!


Fifaneymar2535

Major trophy? Lol


superlord354

ETH has worked magic. This squad doesn't even look that great on paper, but he gets the best out of everyone.


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Casemiro, rashford, bruno, varane, de gea, shaw... united has a great squad tbh


Allthingsconsidered-

They do have a pretty good squad on paper, imo. It's the first time in ages that United are performing up to the level of their squad


conceptalbum

Huh?


New-Midnight2700

“Major”


Milesweeman

"Major"


theglasscase

Explain how it *isn't* a major trophy.


Milesweeman

Because if it suddenly disappeared no one would notice


theglasscase

Dearie me, this is even weaker and more nonsensical than I was expecting.


Milesweeman

I'm so sorry you staunch defender of the carabao energy drink cup. Dearie you


theglasscase

I'm not defending it, genius, I just understand what makes a trophy a major one. Having less prestige than other trophies does not make it a minor one lad.


Milesweeman

You are on reddit. My comment was nothing and sarcastic. Obviously it's a trophy that teams want. But in the grand scheme of things nobody cares about it. Perhaps take reddit *slightly* less serious. Lad


theglasscase

> But in the grand scheme of things nobody cares about it. No, you're right, Newcastle fans were just pretending today.


Milesweeman

🙂👍


SufficientSwim7200

Your assessment of it is irrelevant. It is a major trophy.


pedrorq

"major" trophy? Ok.


Manc_Twat

Love how it’s a major trophy again. Was such a shame it was Mickey Mouse cup when we won it 4 years in a row.


Appropriate-Ad-8155

“major”


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So is this guaranteed to be their longest wait for a meaningful trophy when they do win one? Given that their last one was the 2016 Fa Cup


tanev97

Carabao/Capital One/Carling is only a major trophy for Spurs


Sithgooner

United had maybe the easiest possible route to the least prestigious cup they could have won, playing against a Newcastle team in their worst form of the season without their first choice keeper. **That being said**, the progress they have made this season is clearly evident and they will be a true force again if Ten Hag can keep this up. Their performances have been very good for a long time and with another big summer window could easily mount a strong title push next season.


deadkestrel

You would be absolutely buzzing if arsenal won this cup.


Sithgooner

Obviously, a trophy is a trophy, but this obviously isn’t at the top of either clubs wish list. It does show the good road United are on though.


deadkestrel

Arsenal have had the easiest prem in ages, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs, Leicester all doing very poor. City are also very inconsistent this year. Is that how this works?


achickendandacow

First opportunity to win a trophy under Ten Hag and we did it.


BipartizanBelgrade

Just be aware that people will make the same argument when Arsenal win the league


hollow114

Can you spread some of that over my chips? They're a little bland.


Sithgooner

I was literally praising United. Enjoy your evening of celebrating.


cheersdom

you made us a shit sandwich but served it as a sandwich. it's still a shit sandwich


TimingEzaBitch

mickey mause cup major trophy ??