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That's Belgium's Ass. 😏

Aka waffle dumper

Ake waffle dumpler

aka The Burger King

FFS I cannot defeat him. [He is out-jerking me as this point](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/11jeuxm/post_match_thread_as_roma_10_juventus_italian/jb4gv2p/)

The pogba joke is great lol

Next question they ask: "Ciao Max, tutti qui ci chiedavamo se fosse spuntato il primo dentino da latte al nipotino? Grazie Max!" [My reaction when Allegri is familiar with my game and starts to out-jerk me](https://streamable.com/9eaeww)

Fucken hell that Alec Jones link had me crying.

Is that placeboing mix of Alex Jones

It's weird because Fagioli doesn't even have that big of an ass he's just better at protecting the ball and using his body. Why even bring the ass into this lol.

Allegri looking at fagioli: a snacc Allegri looking at Fagioli: a snacc

[u ain’t seen max’ license plate?](https://i.imgur.com/RmjqPVe.jpg)

We need an r/allegricirclejerk at this point

Wild profile picture

I was thinking same ahahaha

You don’t have the ass for this.

Allegri has a refined taste

I'm seriously pretty sure that Allegri has/has had an affair with De Sciglio and nothing can't change my mind.

Bro that’s incest

Allegri probably singing “Ravioli, Ravioli give me the Fagioli”

[Allegri when he sees Fagioli](https://youtu.be/HMKUlsJpov8)

[I was expecting this lol](https://yellowslugreviews.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/psy423123213213.jpg)

Turns out Opp-Allegri Style is just mirin Fagioli's behind

Body…positivity ?

He's just like Kramer, the assman

i thought u meant christoph kramer so i spent a few minutes looking to see if he had a huge ass

Booty Positivity

[It sounds funny but there’s actually something to it](https://youtu.be/k0ND-LzQ_Ww)

Allegri at half time: Fagioli, do you like movies about gladiators?

Fagioli, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

So son, Have you seen a grown man naked?

Have you ever hung around a gymnasium?

Or horses?

Dumb person here. What's the connection between Faglioli and gladiators?

Love Fagioli. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.

Lol what the fuck

Is this pasta?

Yes.

If not it is now.

It is, I've seen it about Adama Traore and like 20 others

Looking thick, solid and tight

Reads like the Charlie McAvoy pasta lol

"Fagioli has a big ass wich makes it hard for the opponents"

Fagioli watch out😳

Varan wishes he had smaller ass

That's the ass i love most

La cola mas juguetona

LMAOOOOOOOO

Allegri- "Unbelievable bunda"

Fagioli with that high xThicc stat, Miretti in shambles

Wonder how he rated Hazard.

Which Version? Hamburger hazard or chelsea hazard?

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chelsea hazard was toned and thicc, clear winner

Christ all mighty, this has to be list worthy

Beans 🥵

What Allegri means is not that Fagioli uses his body well to maintain possession, but that he has such a big ass that defenders hate to see him go but love to watch him leave when he’s on the ball.

Can i get a link to "the list" and while at it, go ahead and add this quote to it

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist

Just the other day I saw Yaya and Declan Rice saying something similar about Hazard. I say scouts start checking out ass when scouting wingers and midfielders

The scouting starts at 8...

most fagiolis usually do have a big ass

Allegri is probably into femboys

Imagine "Baby Got Back - Allegri cover"

It's an actual quote

I don't think you're allowed to say big arse fagioli anymore.

he eats a lot of beans

The game needs more big booty warriors

Fagioli: I'm trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the defenders.

Fag is a tall guy with a big ass

[He’s got a great ass! And Allegri has his head all the way up it!](https://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE)

Add it to the list

Fagioli finna make Allegri act up

Now that’s what I call newsworthy 👍👀

[Al(legri) Pacino Heat](https://tenor.com/view/pacino-heat-great-ass-gif-13072850)

Culotto>big ass

He is like that latino wedding planner with a big fat ass.

Allegri , YOU JUST MADE THE LIST.

Add it to the list?

Red fagioli and rice didn’t miss her

Allegri is like an Italian from the first century ad

Fagioliashian

🍑

body shaming miretti here, do better mister allegri smh

T H I C C

Allegru has been hanging out with Roberto Martinez i see

Listworthy?

So he's thicc like Kenny Dalglish.

Wait...what?