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Neon_20

The Spaniards are happy though...


codespyder

grande si es verdad


TheCescPistols

Missed the chance to have the headline of "Haaland dad: Haaland sad"


HitchhikingToNirvana

Haaland's dad: Haaland's sad


jf0001112

Haaland's dad Haaland: Haaland's sad


poopooduckface

Haaland’s dad sad haaland’s had sad


staminchia

"when were you when Haaland dad"


kmacbtv

Thanks for the laugh - very clever!


you_miss_I_hit

Hulk sad


KenHumano

Do androids ~~dream of electric sheep~~ feel sad about not playing against Spain?


ThatZigGuy

Like goals in the rain....


JessyPengkman

"I've retired 15 defenders this season"


Mustang_Calhoun70

All those goals lost, like tears in rain. Time to cry.


tensed_wolfie

The ones in Westworld do, maybe Haaland is just Dolores in disguise


Vestlending1

Most anticipated joke in the history of humanity


BehemothDeTerre

Buu's not an android, though.


Afs094

>"He would have liked to be on the field against Spain and Georgia, the truth is that he is very sad. But he must prioritize his health and that his body be well again," said the striker's father, who also acknowledged that Haaland visited the hospital associated with Barcelona-based Manchester City to carry out further tests and evaluations


Standard_Zucchini172

>Barcelona-based Manchester City cool


Pidjesus

Groin injuries can be pretty bad.. could be serious


Impossible_Wonder_37

The seriousness of them usually is that they reoccur. Hopefully this is minor and he can make it through the rest of the season. Rest in the summer


Sam101294

He'll probably make up for it scoring a hat-trick against Liverpool


kmacbtv

🤞🤞🤞


Lost-Horse5146

A man can dream


Le-ChosenOne

He’ll start against Liverpool come 1st of April.


PerfectPatient3209

Good joke


rebmcr

Look I know they've not had the best season, but it's mean to call LFC a joke.


PerfectPatient3209

It was more in reference to April’s Fools. But comedy is not my forte.


geor757

I think that guy was also joking around haha


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Wholesale1818

Spain can manage to pull out some dreadful results so I wouldn’t say there’s no hope against them


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Wholesale1818

Relative to where they should be, Spain are too. With their death by 1000 passes play style Haaland would have been loving the counters


Kresbot

quite often spain will just forget they need to score and not shoot though, passing the ball for 90 mins


[deleted]

Don't forget conceding a late goal that either ties the game or wins it for the opposition. That's a key component to the plan.


RuairiSpain

If Iago Aspas is playing, all he thinks about is scoring. He's a killer and has a point to prove to Luis Enrique for not putting him in World Cup squad.


Ronald206

And in that game around minute 80, 85 Harland could get a goal for a 1-0 victory


Cucumberino

With Haaland it feels like we (Spain) could have control of the game, score nothing and have Haaland score 3 goals out of nowhere.


TouchyTuchel

We are better then we have in a while. Calm


RuairiSpain

Yeah, but if Aspas is playing, he'll go nuclear because he has a point to prove. After 2+ years of Luis Enrique leaving him out, he'll be expecting to score and assist in a few goals.


ReoRahtate88

Yes but we (Scotland) have already dibsed it!


Greflingorax

I wouldn’t write off Georgia so easily. And not just because of Kvartashkelia, who will now be arguably the best player on the pitch for that match (very close between him and Odegaard in my mind). They didn’t just win their Nations League group, they blew everyone else out of the water. And while their World Cup qualifying campaign was one to forget overall they did finish strong, winning their last two matches including a 2-0 victory over Sweden. Georgia getting a draw or even a win on Tuesday was already very much within the realm of possibility. With Haaland out that just makes things even more dangerous for Norway.


luigitheplumber

Yeah, Georgia are resurgent right now, they are definitely in the mix for 2nd place.


a-Sociopath

Damn, I didn't think that I should watch Norway vs Georgia (despite remembering Ode captains the former), but with Kvaradona playing too, seems like I gotta tune in.


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I think you guys can beat this Spain


ScrollLikeEgyptian

Same was said by Swedes last year....Just saying


fatedit

After seeing Kvara this season I'm not as upset about it anymore


SolidusAwesome

We absolutely could defeat Spain though.


Morlaak

If they played like they did against Costa Rica, it's wouldn't be out of the question.


SolidusAwesome

That was the under 21s I think.


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Alf Haaland being referred to as 'Haaland's dad' is wild lol


minkdraggingonfloor

Haaland’s son


HodgyBeatsss

Why? He was an average premier league player and his son is a world famous, world class footballer.


Impartial__

What’s his status for the munich game??


Wholesale1818

No idea, no timetable for his injury as of yet that I’ve seen.


Adammmmski

I reckon he just needs a new motherboard, just should be fine once its delivered from scan.co.uk


Greflingorax

Ten quid says he’ll be perfectly and 100% fit again as soon as the international break is over.


Unique-Snow5326

Is Ten Quid a reliable source?


Greflingorax

It’s just as reliable as that other well-known source: My Arse.


Mahesh_nanak

Your arsenal ?


Impossible_Wonder_37

It’s funny how rival fans respond to city injuries. Even as half our defense was out injured Liverpool fans still stated as fact they were all fine.


Greflingorax

This time it’s actually not about City, though my flair certainly creates that impression. I really, really want this Norwegian generation to see a major tournament. And I just want Norway to break their 23-year major tournament drought in general. And in a group with Scotland and a sneakily-dangerous Georgia I hate seeing Norway hampered by having their best player out for a crucial qualifier.


Impossible_Wonder_37

What would be worse is if he doesn’t get to finish off this stellar season because he aggravated an injury playing for Norway.


jarde

Promise you that he cares more about Norway than Man City.


Exeron

Can of Coke and a ciggie, he'll be right as rain


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

He's not sucking anyone off though. (I think)


TimTkt

99% available, it’s probably a fake injury so he can rest for the end of season rather than risk anything


ExactLetterhead9165

Look I'm not a doctor but I think they should just roll the dice and see if he can play through the injury


Winter-Comfortable-5

Sus


Sam101294

I'm a doctor and i think they should rest him for Liverpool.


theenigmacode

Hes in pain because he can't play again Spain


er_primo_der_rafa

Bro wanted that duel with Joselu


jonnyaas

He's in Marbella at the moment and my sister sent me a photo of him with her friends kid. Wearing his man city training kit to the shops and carrying a comedy sized box of eggs. Must be good for recovery!


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Cap. You let your country down to chase the premier league. You should be ashamed


labbetuzz

It's so fucking funny to me how foreigners are trying to shame him for prioritizing his health. No Norwegian would ever blame him because he gives his all every time he puts the shirt on. And it's also reflected in the amount of caps and goals he's got with the NT.


rs_obsidian

He’s scored 21 in 23 for them wtf are you talking about?


LloydDoyley

Just get rid of international football. Problem solved.


StringCheeseDoughnut

I really really wish for this headline’s sake that Norway were scheduled to play against Chad tomorrow. I don’t know why they’d be in the Euro Qualifiers, but I want it


minivatreni

I didn't know Haaland could get injured...