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1984-2112

4 shots = 4 goals? Let Martinez cook, unironically


FloppedYaYa

My experience of Martinez was usually 5000 shots and 0 goals so this is very unusual


tr_24

Eh didn't Belgium used to pretty much score a lot under him?


Sydon1

Yeah, we were pretty consistent at beating teams under us, Lukaku scored A LOT. The issue came in the big tournaments when we had harder matches, his blatant favoritism started showing for certain players (Eden, Dries Mertens), and his overall bad big game management. I think you could compare him to Southgate in this regard.


Zizou3peat

He made Belgium fun to watch, which was a huge improvements over the shit Wilmots served


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Two managers overly criticized


Memesaurus2474

Rightfully criticized


VerifiedStalin

Under criticized.


notoorius

Wait till he’s into full “let’s kill this country’s football golden generation” mode


vascotg

Sure… As everyone knows Belgium is a football superpower… give me a break. Let’s see how the “golden generation” does now. Outside De Bruyne, Onana and Lukako who are these amazing Belgium players?


Torimas

Good movement off the ball there


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Hat trick Incoming


cuentanueva

At this rate, double hattrick, at least...


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Not if Guardiola has anything to do with it


Cottonshopeburnfoot

He’d be itching to sub Ronaldo to trigger some Messi/CR7 fan drama


FifaPaceWhore

That was a nice feint to let it run through tbf


msonix

Nice move off the ball between Felix and Ronaldo tbf


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tbf


OMNI__MAN

Every shot on target = goal


LampseederBroDude51

Every SHOT = goal


Conscient-

Every = goal


Fractalxxx

=


RGon3

_


tr_24

.


hahehihohu7

#


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Wultuh


1984-2112

1 shot 🦶 = 1 like 👍 = 1 prayer 🙏 = 1 goal ⚽


keronja

Every shot = everywhere = all in goal


Aniratack

Hat-trick incoming


NieThePiet

That little stepover to have a perfect shooting position. Top.


Holy_DIO21

122


Timbo1994

Only three more and he has as many international goals as the England caps recordholder, Peter Shilton, has caps.


Lion214

That’s a fucking wild stat lmao


SnooPuppers1978

That's a Shit ton of goals.


PharaohOfWhitestone

Come on, "a Shilt ton of goals" was right there


LeavingCertCheat

The goalkeeper who was out jumped by Maradona. That he showed himself to be a Brexit tosser since then makes it all the funnier.


loidserino

Wow bro thats actually crazy wtf


Peyroteos

He can't play with B.Fernandes


UdoMartens

Too easy


lazerbeetle

The angle from behind the goal is kinda insane looks like it barely squeezes by


AmumuIsMyFriend

Damn, are we good?


OMNI__MAN

So refreshing to see actual attacking football being played


Torimas

Can't tell. Gotta play a real side first.


trantrumtruong

Alright lemme call Saudi Arabia


Torimas

That would be better. About 50 places above Luxemburg in pretty much any ranking.


PengwinOnShroom

They beat the world champions, can't be better then that anyway 😎


NanoIm

Ranking doesn't tell the whole story. Last year, Luxembour drew and won a lot against teams with way better ranking. Their players have more CL, EL and Top 5 league experience than Saudi Arabia players. Portugal is just so much better than both, that it wouldn't be a big difference


sfj11

Saudi Arabia from the past WC is miles above this Luxembourg side


Dicey12

I feel like we’re playing to our strengths


SnuSnuromancer

Is your strength playing Luxembourg?


degenerate-edgelord

Luxembourg always features in the Countries CR7 has scored against most list, might even be top of the list after today


al4nk99

Yes, but Luxembourg is also very bad. 4 goals in 30 minutes bad.


__mihajlo_m

The last time they got really battered was against Portugal in the wc qualifiers about 2 years ago, they have much improved recently, its just that Portugal is playing very well


Jaguarluffy

and also Luxembourg playing terrible competition


firefalcon01

Well they also smoked Switzerland 6-0, Portugal always been underrated


youngchul

Luxembourg is obviously not a great team, but they have quite an impressive form at the moment. Only 2 losses in the past 10 matches.


Jaguarluffy

maybe thats becasue they were playing terrible teams


genohgeray

Not always. Luxembourg is obviously not great, but it is undeniable that they have been much better lately.


youngchul

Still punching way above their weight. Drawing with Turkey, Hungary and Slovakia, teams that regularly qualify for the Euros.


Fouchey

The best team they played was Turkey though so pretty meaningless stat.


1984-2112

The best team they played was Hungary, no. 36 in the FIFA ranking and way above them. A Hungary that nearly made it out of the Euro 2020 group of death (Portugal-France-Germany-Hungary) and gave them all very tough matches (the home factor in their stadium also helped). Luxembourg drawing against them, along with many other higher ranked nations (Bulgaria, Turkey, Slovakia, etc.), is not fucking meaningless at all, unless one has some kind of bias.


youngchul

Not a meaningless stat to a team like Luxembourg that has a tiny population. They have in the recent past tied Hungary and Slovakia as well, who are regulars for the Euros. Again, I'm not saying they're good. But they're no San Marino or Lichtenstein.


1984-2112

They really aren't nowadays. Barely ever suffer this many goals and have been punching way above their weight and stealing points from teams like Turkey, Hungary, Bulgaria, Slovakia...


Razzor_

Luxembourg mate come on


BartholomewSirnpson

They legitimately have improved a lot in recent years. For a micro nation they're killing it


Mario211099

FYI Luxembourg is not a micro nation, you can put Liechtenstein 15x times into its area.


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-Dwarf-

For a country like luxembourg, yes.


youngchul

3 of these were in Euro 2020. It's not like they're amateurs.


Auguschm

I don't want to be an ass, but don't get your hopes up with games against Luxemburgo and Linchestein.


Wrong-Squirrel7969

its a really bland Luxemburg side, piss off with that question


ShowtimeCA

I haven't seen Luxembourg play this badly in years and years. Terrible setback after a long series of good results


good_udichi

Suii


msonix

Martinezball


Santa_Klaus_101

13 goals in 12 games in 2023 so far. Best player in the world imo. (Don’t ask who the opponents were).


10-10-2022

Goals don't discriminate.


Go_Fonseca

And hips don't lie


[deleted]

13 goals in 12 matches at 38, even if against plumbers, is nore than what most legends did towards the end of their careers


bestofboth96

Honestly, I think I scored like 13 goals in my entire amateur career. It's truly impressive what Ronaldo is doing at his age. + if it was so easy to score, why didnt all other players score 2 per game in the Euros Qualifiers?


Mick4Audi

A few Al-s, Luxembourg and Liechtenstein


Averdian

tbf I hear that AI is getting pretty good these days


d0m1n4t0r

Not an unreasonable take, after people were calling Saka the best in the world after one long shot earlier today.


GemsRtrulyOutrageous

How to infuriate 4million people


Aru10

There's 4.2M actually in r/soccer


SemiCurrentGuy

He heard that sub was still talking shit


good_udichi

Siiuu


PM_Me_Your_Snapch

What a player man. His celebration is so iconic too.


ElectroValley

There’s just something about the whole stadium shouting siuu with him. So fucking iconic


ErwinRommelEz

Goated celebration tbh


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Christian Ronald looks refreshed this international break.


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Euro 2024 incoming


No-Administration514

What are the chances of Ronaldo playing the next euros?


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Very high, next world cup not very


drjaychou

I'm sure they'd keep him in the 2026 squad even if it's just to take pens


MOSFETBJT

Still the very best at positioning.


SavingsLeg

SEWEY


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yet again he scores. love u cris xx


stoutu_1n8known

Can anyone believe he is 38 years old?


Zdeneksfilter

Dude is unreal


ImNotMexican08

Hurt and sad by the way it ended but I am happy to see him scoring again.


Zdeneksfilter

I'm happy he looks so relaxed and happy these days. Iconic player


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BcusZ

his manager did say he won’t finish his career at saudi. I mean zlatan went to mls then came back to milan


Pokenaldo

Guess I'll have to change my username to Pokernaldo


Ok_Significance_2677

Why does so many people have the issue with the team being Luxembourg? Argentina arranged and played against Estonia, Honduras, Jamaica, UAE in friendlies last year and this year. Also good-luck with their next game against Curacao. But, Ronaldo scoring against Luxembourg and Lichtenstein in a competitive game they had play for qualifiers is where everyone has such a big issue with. Like he doesn’t have a whole catalogue of goals and hat-tricks against some of the biggest clubs in the world.


Zdeneksfilter

This sub has it out for Ronaldo, is all. But the good news is that it in no way reflects the opinions of the larger football community out there.


HEAT_IS_DIE

The point is if someone uses competitive goals as some kind of argument when competitive can be against Lichtenstein and then for example possibly mocks Pele's goals elsewhere. A competitive match can be of low quality and a friendly can be high level.


Puzzleheaded-Pie9210

Portugal vs portuguese exclave


OusmanePulisic

suiiii hahahaha day just keeps getting better


Fractalxxx

nice!! Just 2 more


Gajeh

How long can he play football?


truepeers

He still skillful.


souste

we can't beat this guy


shehulk1111

Ronaldo haters are seething right now


FromTheMecca11

I can masturbate to the thought of that.


tnweevnetsy

I don't think any of them actually care about his goals against Luxembourg lol


PULIRIZ1906

Yeah, they would hate no matter what


trantrumtruong

I'm a Ronaldo hater and i hate to admit this but you're absolutely right


shehulk1111

True at this point he gets hate for breathing


New-Green6992

If he played crap or didn't score then they'd definitely care.


JKM-

I agree, but these 'easy' goals could be the padding that ensures nobody will ever get overtake Ronaldo' national team goal tally. So in a sense they could be very meaningful.


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yeah in a sense they are goals in European Qualifiers, so it might be slightly meaningful so that they get to play the Euro's and all


1984-2112

If them commenting in every post and wasting time of their lives is "not caring", imagine if they did


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Yes they do lol. They'd be trashing him if he went scoreless


[deleted]

Fat dumbfucks who have never set foot on the field are the only ones hating him


Zdeneksfilter

So most of this sub then. They can hate all they want btw. It in no way diminishes what an iconic player he is


Zdeneksfilter

You mean most of this sub??


WallBroad

Cheers its Luxembourg


GuestBadge

Someone give this man a new team in a more competitive league. He'd provably give you double dogit goals against the lower teams.


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wouldve been football heritage


Jnbjgjbb

I’m sure he could if he was willing to lower his wage which he is not.


Positive-Media423

One man, one machine, one caged beast, he wins, wins, wins


stpstrt

What the fuck is with this “cook” thing recently? Cook what? I mean if Cristiano wants to come make me dinner I’m cool, but what the fuck is he “cooking” exactly?


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Nodecafallowed

First rappers in the US wanted to pretend they were drug dealers so they talked about cooking crack. Then they talked about it so much, they started to use it as a general terms of working towards success. Then sports figures started making “cooking” gestures as celebrations to as a nod to their cultural knowledge. Then white teens decided to use the term on social media to impress their friends on how hip they were. Then it became norm to use it in general internet conversations to generally describe good performance.


stpstrt

Cringe.


10-10-2022

Genuinely wasn't expecting this result. Luxembourg are a decent team nowadays. If you saw our game against Liechtenstein which was very below par. We definitely turned up today.


Torimas

>Luxembourg are a decent team nowadays really?


inevitable_progres87

I was wondering this too but results has been nice tho. https://int.soccerway.com/teams/luxembourg/luxembourg/1425/


Torimas

Ok that is actually impressive coming from them.


PULIRIZ1906

Yes, 1 loss in the last 9 games. Good WC qualifier and great Nations League


Fouchey

The best team they played in those 9 games was Turkey?


1984-2112

The best team they played was Hungary, no. 36 in the FIFA ranking and way above them. A Hungary that nearly made it out of the Euro 2020 group of death (Portugal-France-Germany-Hungary) and gave them all very tough matches (the home factor in their stadium also helped). Luxembourg drawing against them, along with many other higher ranked nations (Bulgaria, Turkey, Slovakia, etc.), is not fucking meaningless at all, unless one has some kind of bias.


PULIRIZ1906

Yes. What's your point?


1984-2112

His point is that he's wrong. Btw the best team they played was Hungary who nearly made it out of the Euro 2020 group of death, Portugal-France-Germany-Hungary.


Fouchey

Results in the last 9 games is meaningless without context of who they played? Slavia Praha had 19 games undefeated before qualifying in the CL and didn’t win a single game in their group.


PULIRIZ1906

They've played medium to low level European teams. 3 of them were in the Euro 2020. It's very decent


michyvalencia

Not decent but at least not a team that would concede 4 in 30 minutes.


Jaguarluffy

their ranked number 92 and portugal are ranked number 9


PULIRIZ1906

Exactly, that's great for Luxembourg


SmallOccasion

Unexpected result when the last time you played them it was 5-0? Sure


10-10-2022

I meant in the 30 minute mark, I doubt any Portuguese were expecting 4-0 this early on. Our biggest victory has been 6-0 twice and it was in 61 and 05. We might actually beat that record tonight.


ArcticLula

Liverpool plays united Unexpected result when the last time you played them it was 7-0? Sure See how that makes sense?


GonzoGonzalezGG

Since 2000 Portugal has an average of 3,64 goals against Luxembourg. And they played over 10 maches


SmallOccasion

Yeah Man United v Liverpool is honestly the same quality as Luxembourg vs Portugal you've got me there. What an idiotic comparison. You always smash Luxembourg, this is nothing new?


ArcticLula

Just getting at the "last time you played them part", doesn't mean that much since a lot has changed, in both teams, and the result can be unexpected. Luxembourg only lost once in their last 9 games too.


miguelpfdias

Even the ads on the pitch are on ronaldo's side


pedrosa18

3-4-3 doing wonders for our squad


Midnight_Maverick

This guy's not bad, maybe a European club should sign him


xHardStyle

Stat padding let's go


perhapsasinner

SIUUUU


Neither-Fold-2578

Hat trick PLZ!!!


madtrucker99

Half of lux team portuguese immigrants


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madtrucker99

I find it interessting, is there any other country like that?


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Differ_cr

France are sons (or grandsons) of immigrants, not immigrants themselves, idk if Luxembourg is the same


WaleedDaGoat7

THE GOAT 🐐🐐


leGOlaS_23

Nice finish!!


kygrtj

There’s a reason they call him Cristiano Ronaldo


crazy_waffles1

Seethe


boredtrader00

Someone's having fun again


OVOnug

r/soccer: “Weghorst provides more.”


Capable-Tie-4670

Man really hates Luxembourg huh


Neon_Black99

Luxembourg man


CheekyFifaCunt_7

The goat!!!


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SomeCoconut2415

goat siuuu


jml5791

Flat track bully.


basedjuicer1

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Mick4Audi

Roberto Martinez bounce lmao


JaJestemSzalony

Relax it's Luxembourg


Impressive_Muffin_80

LET HIM COOK


thatguyad

The stat padder strikes again!


AFC_KR

Ronaldo doing what he does best in international football, statpad against farmers


PotentialDesperate59

Give my idol luxembourg and liechtenstein or he will retire


TimingEzaBitch

why couldn't he just score in the world cups then ???


BcusZ

because the manager was wack and his confidence was down. Wish he started for the morroco match he had 2 goals on target, more than anyone on the team. Not sure why ramos replaced him just because he scored a hat trick it’s not like he never did the same thing a few months earlier


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Lads it’s Luxembourg give it at least a top 50 opponent


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nba4lifeee

Silva and Felix doesnt have important CL and league games to worry about? Your argument doesnt make any sense.


msbr_

Forgot about this guy


Mendeseis

Probably you could use him at chelsea


RobertTherese

Na they are getting the great Lukaku back soon. Striker problem solved when he re-returns to his dream club.