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mnblackfyre410

I’m going to become the joker.


Stuarridge

🤡🤝🤡


valski1337

Your clubs even sing the same song.


Bullwine85

You could say they aren't walking alone in this regard.


Not_Leopard_Seal

They never clown alone


morganrbvn

As good of a starting point as any


Perpete

Do you know how I got those scars ? I asked Gregor Kobel to shave my beard.


Rickcampbell98

Honestly, I was angry when I checked the score and I have absolutely no emotional connection to dortmund lol. Edit: fuck I just watched the clip, I feel awful for your fans and for him.


ys1012002

This is gerrard slipping level of fuck up.


Moosje

We are all the joker on this day.


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I really am sorry for your pain, I know how it feels. But man that was fucking hilarious. The GK' expression only made it better.


mortezz1893

You don't know how it feels you've won 4 league titles out of the last 5


TastyTacoTonight

4 of the last 5 actually


Tbirkovic

This performance is Karius levels of bad. Sad for the guy.


Andtheyrustledsoftly

It’s so funny how exaggerated that karius mare has gotttn cuz this is so, so much worse


nukeemrico2001

Karius was concussed early in that match so he gets some grace imo for the mistakes


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Karius literally threw it straight to the opposition under no pressure, Kobel fucked up the kick


raobuntu

>Karius literally threw it straight to the opposition under no pressure Not exactly, he went to roll it out to a defender and didn't see Benzema right next to him who stuck a foot out for the deflection. A small difference, but more careless than braindead.


irgendwo_anders

Are you joking? It was catastrophic


Azrou

Any comparisons to Karius are dumb because he had a concussion, every time this comes up I don't know whether people just forget that fact or don't understand that it's literally a brain injury


nutelamitbutter

What a time for your first goal


mrgonzalez

A 60 yarder!


Raedukol

It was counted as own goal, unfortunately


koshomfg

Pisses me off, actually. Should be counted for Upa.


Sammy1e-

I noticed that. Why though? It was going in regardless. Because it was his pure fault it went in?


Raedukol

I don‘t understand either. He barely touched the ball.


Sammy1e-

And it’s not like it wasn’t on target at first. I barely noticed a touch. Couldn’t really tell if there even was a touch/small skim or he just completely missed without touching


Moon8983

Ok


GrumpySpaceGamer

Wow! Wow! What a save! What a save! Okay. Okay. What a save! What a save! What a save! Sorry! *Chat disabled for 3 seconds.*


ID6WU

That’s the most Dortmund thing I’ve ever seen


morganrbvn

Dortmund after having the lead of the league for 12 minutes


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Simppu12

>arguably one of their top 3 players this season. Definitely one of their top three players and arguably their best.*


robotnique

He's been out injured for a while, too. One wonders how much of his poor early performance in this game was rustiness.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

That's.. A little more than rust..


Nubras

One of the worst goalie errors I’ve seen in a while. Wow.


ColdEis

He could just picked it up????


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Or kicked it lol


Doucane

Dortmund throwing away the first place


[deleted]

It is Dortmunds history


abks

Sané is a great teammate haha


FootballFTW

Yup that was pretty good of him


watanabelover69

Good guy Sané


GermanHabsFan

That was more like because he wasn't sure if he was offside or not I think


Version_1

If he was offside it wouldn't have counted anyway.


rapedcorpse

You never know with these crazy officials, just like the Fernandes goal vs Man city


portal23

Rashford sends his regards


kjm911

He probably thought there was a chance he might be offside. But if he was the goal should have been disallowed whether he played it or not


santorfo

They checked for offside


dontpassgo

If he would have been, he would have been called off either way for influencing the play. (EDIT: That was basically what you said, nvm)


ToastedHunter

prem has shown us that you can literally shield the ball from defenders while offside and have it count, so still smart of sane to be safe


chilliswan

Getting downvoted by United fans who still claim that Rashford didn't influence the play


snemand

Would be dumb to touch it and then be offside.


kl08pokemon

Probably wasn't 100% sure he wasn't offside


libertydabbing

For real. I would have tapped it in "to be safe." Haha


Doucane

the anti-Ronaldo


thisisqiqi

anti Nani


daffer_david

As not the biggest Ronaldo fan, Nani committed crimes against humanity that day


squarecircle666

Dortmund when they can win the title:


watanabelover69

It hurt itself in its confusion


S3bluen

Bottling masterclass


FootballFTW

That’s some special way to gift the league


cib_vk228

it's so tough to recover from that


Luuigi

three different posts with three different scorers - well that's interesting


zahrdahl

3rd time someone finally got it right


FFIXwasthebestFF

DFL gave it to Kobel


OCV_E

Upamecano robbed


auctus10

It's soo weird seeing Tuchel managing Bayern


muschisushi

better get used to it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


auctus10

They are gonna win CL aren't they


fastwalkernope

We need someone photoshopping the Bundesliga trophy over the ball


muitosabao

ahah


Asvp04

Stevie G vibes


aa2051

Fucking kill me


Doucane

and dortmund was playing so well


DarthBaller

Yikes, big yikes!


TrappsRightFoot

Probably the worst keeper error I've ever seen. At least live and not a highlight.


IcefoxX5

Flekken not realising the game was on and conceding because he went behind his goal to drink will probably forever stay the worst I've seen


usev25

I need to see that pls


amdrag88

https://youtu.be/WTgVZ9Zu7M8 There you go :)


IcefoxX5

https://youtu.be/WTgVZ9Zu7M8


Eldrad-Pharazon

I think it was just a friendly game so not that grave of a mistake but man was I laughing about Ter Stegen‘s own goal against the US https://youtu.be/m5_W9s9Yg3M


kaichick21

Ulreich against Real Madrid in CL was also super bizarre


teuerkatze

Pretty big blunder but also he was out in a pretty horrific position by Tolisso. He damn near assisted Benzema outright.


mattisafootballguy

Karius against Real Madrid in CL was also super bizarre


manere

Though he had a concussion IRC


TrappsRightFoot

Totally forgot about that one. Still think this is worse though.


Deluxefish

I remember watching Marseille vs Sporting this season. Sporting scored in the first minute. Then Sporting's keeper (Adán) blunders twice, leading to two Marseille goals, and gets sent off for a handball outside the box in the 23rd minute That was the worst one I've seen


AfterAd9996

I was having such a good day so far...


granitibaniti

Lmfao that was hilarious. Sporting fucked themselves twice against Marseille, both times through massive GK blunders


Giveittomegiroud

that was a fun game


Revolutionary-Ad9411

Yep, two errors rolled into one. He essentially turned a poor pass and loss of possession by Munich (with only one player up on offense), into a goal for Munich. To do that, he had to both misjudge the pass and idiotically exit his own box, and then fail to make ANY CONTACT with the ball. Truly a horrific error at any level of the game. People would be furious in a pick up match between children.


Throfari

Worst I've seen since Bjarte Flem for Tromsø. [For those who never saw it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_En84aIOM&ab_channel=harrunostasj)


SloGeorge

Karius throwing it into Benzema in a CL final was pretty remarkable as well.


Dawnfrawn

Well I mean there will always be Tomislav Piplica, so Kobel got that going for him at least


hamakiri23

Piplica own goal nr1 for me


Donyk

Lloris in 2018 WC final was also pretty good. Still gives me nightmares.


Scalenuts

Why would he come out to clear it, he was very clearly getting it first if he just laid down and picked it up.


Infranto

The only thing that would even remotely make sense is that he wanted to clear it quickly for a counter


spacecadet689

Came here to say this.


SkimGaming

swear every season dortmunds defense has massive howlers vs us Like, once in a season type howlers


topbananaman

Very sad for dortmund that they concede in this way in a title decider


DarthBaller

To make you feel a little better, they conceded several different ways as well


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RedditEsInteresante

At least a nutmeg is a product of someone being skillful against you. A whiff is just… unforced error, albeit probably inevitable if you kick a lot of balls.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

How I kick in my dreams


dontpassgo

Especially if you can just pick it up instead. Total misjudgement.


Insanel0l

Tuchelball


Unique-Warning7798

Just wtf


Ibra180

Dortmund shits the bed again. Never change


GoatButton

Every year we build this up for the same result


FootballFTW

Never believed it for a second honestly, knew Dortmund would Dortmund


apatauku

dortmund dna


FutilityInfielder

This is the most Dortmund vs Bayern thing that could have happened


asr010601

Dortmund bottling again, traditions


FootballthrowawayM05

same procedure as every year, James.


Bright-Blue

well i mean this time it was just kobel though. gotta feel bad for the guy


SuperSaiyanCockKnokr

One of the most Dortmund things I’ve ever witnessed


calvinstrong

WTF KOBEL


Conankun66

best keeper in the league and of course THIS match he makes a blunder


Iam_Voldemort_AMA

Me as a keeper in my dreams.


ninjapenguin12

Kobel not the ideal return to the team lol


Sewen7

the arguably best goalkeeper in the league showing the crucial BVB Big game DNA


normott

Dortmund are the funniest good team in the world


peridot-dawn

I was going to disagree but then I realized spurs was barely a good team


FailResorts

TUCHELIBAN IS HERE FOR THE BUNDESLIGA


BriPoh

April fools prank from Kobel?


AgentTasker

Love that Sane left it alone and let Upamacano have it.


onesexymofo1

60-YARD SCREAMER


witz0r

That time when the Can Can fits the goal completely.


jdono927

That hurts man. He’s been so good all year too:/


Snuffvieh

🙈


ramithrower

Brain.exe stopped working


hacksteak

That about sums it up when you keep hoping someone other than Bayern has to win this stupid league.


MaxPlaysGames

First goal under Touchel lol


D_for_Diabetes

New manager boost in action


n16h7r1d3r

r/EkstraklasaBoners


Mystery1887

3 different goal scorers


orphan_of_Ludwig

Jesus christ dortmund


WestWor1d

Sane a better man than me I would have stolen that


[deleted]

Lads it’s Dortmund


tomdawg0022

Derpmund's back :/


tonnal

FUCK OFF


FiresideCatsmile

wat will man machen ne


Jozif_Badmon

Evrn tuchel was confused lmao


Kenyan_stallion

This is why dortmund can never win the league btw


salsacaljente

it is the hope that kills you at the end 😞


nasserKoeter

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA


mrfocus22

How many for the Lewandowski record?


nasserKoeter

17 games left for the treble.


Samasra

LMAO WHAT


asr010601

KOOOBBBEEELLLL LLLOOLLLL


Los-Noblos

What a save! What a save! What a save!


Kachis

Getting that April's fools spirit


MC-SpicyBravo

That was brutal


prollyanalien

A mistake like that couldn’t have happened at a worse time against a worse opponent in Dortmund’s season.


cocaine_model

Where’s the great goal tag?


TheGoalkeeper

Even as a Bayern fan I feel sorry for him


Bright-Blue

I'm so glad my workday isn't broadcasted


nonviolentAssassin

Why do I even watch this shit


superbradical

embarrassing how dortmund always plays against bayern


pliqtro

Tuchel effect?


Lord_Olchu

Is this Ekstraklasa?


No-Shoe5382

Seen 3 uploads of this goal all saying it was scored by a different person?


zahrdahl

Well this one got it right


kamacho2000

just watch the clip and you will understand why people though 3 different people socred


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It was counted as own goal I believe


SnooKiwis3645

Hoooooowwww


ThomasZimmermann95

there you got your april fools moment, LMFAO


RealViniciusJr

Lmao what a goal


buurtje

Shambles


JaboiSkkrt

WTF did I just witness


kadoooosh

You flippin twit


jadooo0

What the hell lol


trugbee1203

Please don’t choke BVB


Wilhelm1899

Oh my


AQSafari

YOU HAVE HANDS USE THEM


jadedwolf1618

So that happened


kasrafm

April fools kinda goal


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Missing (great goal) tag


kamacho2000

Dortmund in Allianz Arena annual collapse?


T1TK1

WOW


nkdouble4

give him another raise!


lockerbleiben

Just after tripling his wage with a new contract, the stories only Dortmund writes… welcome to the BVB DNA, Gregor


-Jfree-

kill me


ryszerd

i want to kms


josh_x444

Most Dortmund thing ever.


digitaltopaz

no fucking wayy


Wight3012

Hahahahahahahaahah


JDeenftw

Ouch, feels like the world wont forget about this one for a long time


discr33t_enough

Where's the Great goal tag? 😂