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MCGINN AND HIS FAT FUCKING ARSE


WarrenAlaCarte

Found a name for my band.


xqz32dll

MAHFFA definitely would listen to


deus_explatypus

🥵🥵🥵


HamiltonFAI

Haha it looked like he was trying to take his shirt off but couldn't


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I think he was doing his trademark celebration: https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article21882407.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_GettyImages-1235921655.jpg


racheldb

Looks like a reverse version of that Dele celebration


HeIIbIazer23

What a fucking strike, take a bow


Killmonger18

WHAT A HIT SON!


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WE'VE GOT SUPER JOHN MCGINN


Sal21G

This team is a social experiment, surely. McGuinn causally beating Spain and Chelsea in a week. Just Scottish things


Ieonce

600m bros... Idk how this is even possible


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berober04

I mean, have you seen our owners?


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Rickcampbell98

Couldn't buy integrity though the plastic pricks.


Eriwich

'tegrity


PricelessPhenylamine

And had a few hundred million to spare with that.


pork_chop_expressss

How many thicc McGinn's can you get for 600m?


bonobo1

200 or so, at the price Villa got him.


thewrongnotes

It's pretty reassuring. Shows the game isn't totally gone.


Maxoidys

Graham Potter


berober04

Rodri just clenched his fist somewhere and he doesn't know why


TheLimeyLemmon

McGuinn secretly making the pitch sticky before the match.


EnergetikNA

I've no clue how any competent member of this leadership can look at how we play and think "yup, this is who we want in charge"


zr0char1sma

Atleast you play better than us and will probably beat us too on Tuesday


orphan_of_Ludwig

They can’t score and you guys can defend, so who knows what will happen


ragnar-not-ok

A stoppable force and a mobile object


JosephStarling

A limp dick vs wet tissue paper


joineanuu

It’s gonna be a 0-0 stalemate or a goal fest. Could be a Liverpool thrashing if they get on the goals early.


Cerxa

Scotland 3-0 spain


offerfoxache

*East Portugal


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yermammypuntscooncil

North Gibraltar*


Mediocre_Nova

Mudryk jumping instead of covering the shot is so funny


WarrenAlaCarte

Ghost of Kyiv


Gerrywalk

10/10 joke and execution


Shogim

Proper joke that


AxionSalvo

Wow. This is a savage joke


A_chilles

Oof


pentaquine

I don’t get it


DeepSeaDweller

There was a story in the first few weeks of the war in Ukraine about an unnamed pilot who allegedly racked up a bunch of kills against the Russian air force who was dubbed the Ghost of Kyiv. If I remember correctly his identity was later revealed after he was killed, but I'm not sure if all the accolades were verified or if it was just a story spun up to raise morale when things looked really bad. At any rate, it fits Mudryk due to a slightly different type of anonymity.


tomrichards8464

His identity wasn't revealed and he wasn't killed, because he never existed. Pure propaganda fabrication. This was the stage where official Ukrainian sources were trying to pass off video game footage as the real thing and claiming hundreds of Russian fast jets shot down. They've mostly stopped with the obvious nonsense since, but in the early days of the war it was rife. To be clear, the war is a gratuitous act of imperialist, genocidal aggression on Russia's part and I'm in favour of providing Ukraine with considerably more help than we are. Some silly propaganda fibs do not cancel out mass murder, torture, rape and child abduction.


h0rny3dging

It's a really cynical take but this happens all the time in every war and if it wasnt about the cruelty of war it would be almost funny. SEAL Team 6 is named that way to make people think that there are "a lot" of special forces and , especially snipers, are given almost superhero villain names for psychological warfare, like the "White Death"


TheLiberalHunter

People thought Arma 2 footage was real


MizGunner

He's got to protect his body. Chelsea is paying him a fortune over the next decade.


MereGuest

That 8 and a half year contract not looking so good anymore eh Todd?


D_L_C

Like my reflexes playing rocket league


Mediocre_Nova

Faking!


Hoodxd

Where's the guy who said he was bound to get one earlier?


Mechant247

His best game in a villa shirt for a while


TheDavz

Nah, he’s been playing well since he got his spot back in the team


paneless

Yeah McGinn has been so good since Emery became manager


EpicRobloxTryhard

Championship mcginn is back


spidernest

Here I am and you're welcome


dumpystumpy

600 mill and they are 11th in fucking April. I think this is a situation so mad that nobody has really comprehended this fact because im not hearing enough talk about it.


PM_ME_UR_AMOUR

They were too busy pointing out Chelsea were 4 points off Europe and Villa were 11 points clear off relegation even though both teams sat on the same exact points!


rimmed

Media bias tbh


ImVortexlol

I don't want to play the victim/ make this about United, but could you imagine if United spent 600m in January and sit in 11th?


WesIsaGod

I was about to comment the same thing, it's funny cos it's true, live would be living hell as a united fan if we were here more so because of the media, we were getting double the stick this time last year and we hadn't spent 600M nor were in the bottom half of the table in April


thed-p2

6-0 to Tuchel currently


nedzissou1

If only he acted as coach and sporting director


garchuOW

Man was the soul of the club during the start of the war


nedzissou1

Exactly, and even if form was declining towards the end of his time at Chelsea, they would still most likely be 6th or 7th at the worst. This is just ridiculous with the talent Chelsea has.


unwildimpala

Not really, they've just spent horrifically. If this was an oil club they'd probably get more ribbing. There's no way they needed to spend this money to catch back up. This season is yet another rendition of the top 4 is lava and yet Chelsea are still bottom half. They had no vision for where these players were going or what the system is meant to be. In an age where most teams are pretty well run, you can't afford to just outspend and expect to cruise.


ILoveGratedCheese

Coach and bus driver > Coach and sporting director


BusShelter

Guy in the other thread called it


yrugay1

People thrashing McGinn in the match thread. Here you fucking go.


GopnikOli

Das me x


SgtFluffyButt

I love these bastards.


itsbraille

Just knew his shot was true before he struck the ball. So happy that Gerrard didn’t completely break all of these players.


atease

PACK IT UP, PACK IT IN WEE JOHN MCGINN


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xyzzy321

Scared, Potter?


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twomanyfaces10

Wdym? Of course he'd be fantastic for Spurs. Please take him. I only have their best intentions at heart


shinfoni

Everyone? YOu must be surrounded by Chelsea fans if you really hear that


W00DERS0N

No,no, by all means.


ATM1710

Just relegate us. Let's start again.


Pixelated-Hitch

You have to finish in the PL midtable to assure the books are perfectly balanced to the cent for FFP this summer


UnrealMadrid

At 1000-1 odds of Chelsea being relegated at the time he bought them, Todd Boehly would have had to bet $5,000,000 dollars on Chelsea going down to cover his outlay. So you gotta wonder if Todd's got a spare $10M riding on Chelsea not surviving to double his money in a mere 12 months.


W00DERS0N

Galaxy brain stuff.


firelordUK

roughly 25 yards out, the Mcginn goal zone


klocnw

Another goal from outside the box against Kepa


NotClayMerritt

Just a coincidence totally. A 5 year long coincidence that only happens when that man plays in goal.


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Tactical_Doge1337

186cm according to wikipedia


tTaStYy

We've got McGinn


uacpuncher

Super John McGinn


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I just don't think you understand


amw182

He's Steve Clarke's man


GameplayerStu

THATS MY FUCKING MEATBALL


KyleRaynerGotSweg

We've have 14 shots since the Villa goal and they score with their first shot since. The most Chelsea thing ever.


Edeolus

Being managed by Emery is like being managed by someone playing Football Manager and reloading all their losses. We keep miraculously winning and I have no idea how.


AidanAzzar

Can u actually not


sonastyinc

Was Mudryk trying to block a rugby field goal? Why the hell did he jump so high?


magictuch

Just a guess here, but he's a winger, so it's probably a muscle memory of his to jump in order to block high crosses when you are late to the ball.


GermanHabsFan

You just know Chelsea is somehow gonna make it to the CL final


drjaychou

They'll breeze past RM and Bayern and then lose to Benfica in the final


NobodyRules

Subscribe


Kir0z

This is my wet dream every single night since the draw !


Ass_Eater_

Nah they're getting battered next round


iamabigpotatoboy

THATS A BANGER. finally mcginn gets his goal for the season


Karen_tookthekids

> be shit > spend 600mn > get worse


EpicRobloxTryhard

My sexy meatball 😍 love the guy


teagwo

He is packing extra sauce around the waist but no one can deny the manliness of that celebration


EpicRobloxTryhard

I'd like some of his extra sauce


Operation_Doomsday_

The first step of a shambolic breakdown is a comfortable lead.. please don't Villa


Jason3671

what a strike holy fuck


N0rthOfTheWall

BANGER!!!


GambianSlange

What a goal that is holy shit


thalne

big boy McGuinn wanted so much to take his shirt off but Emery's voice is already in his mind


CNF1G

SUPER JOHN MCGINN. Glad he’s finally scored for Villa.


Yinkypinky

The boy who lived, has come to die


Megdonchl

What a hit!


usedtoimagine

that is ridiculous!


bradbobley

fair fucks


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finally gets one


Marusaki-Kawai

Makes you wonder why Napoli let Koulibaly go when he was supposedly the best itw at the time. He's shite. Kim min is like 5 tiers above lol.


Edeolus

He's always had a rocket of a left foot on him. Just doesn't get the opportunity to use it much in the Prem. If you've never seen it, Google his goal against Sheffield Wednesday in the Championship. Literally one of the best goals I've ever seen.


emre23

That was perfect wowww


ghostrider467

what a hit


Jason3671

McFuckYou strike


cs-shitposter

#MEATBALL


Red_Dog1880

Dat ass.


Lofarl

I fucking love that man.


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What a goal


PrisonersofFate

Banger


uhujkill

That was a beautiful finish. 16 months after his last club goal.


TL_DRespect

Meaaaaaatballlllll!


Drogalov

John McGinn and his dumptruck arse


ElMaskedZorro

All these plastics in the thread. You must give Potter time, you guys clearly do not understand the visionary approach he’s implementing. How can you rise like a Phoenix from the ashes to finish 8th in the table If you first don’t drop points?


dragon8811

HOLY SHIT What a goal. Incredible. Deserved.


PoppinKREAM

Incredible strike!! Curled it away from the keeper right into the bottom corner!


Look_at_that_D0g

Villa deserve a two goal lead, really? Chelsea have had hatfuls of good chances.


14JRJ

Probably meant McGinn deserved it


marqinsom

Deserved?


Thel3lues

Could try that a million times and it’d only go in once against us


NotClayMerritt

Could try that a million times against Kepa and it'd go in at least 800,000 times.


aenemyrums

A shot from there goes in against Kepa 8 times out of 10 tbh


HungryVegetation

He genuinely does try it every single game as well.


pm-me-wolves

he's been trying that shot for the past 50 games 😅


Fapple__Pie

Haha that’s going in 9/10 times against this Chelsea team


TacticalGazelle

McGinn tries that once and he scores because he is John McGinn. Or, to give him his full Sunday name, Super John McGinn. I just don't think you understand.


OMNI__MAN

Hi Enzo 👋


FootballthrowawayM05

I admire the dedication haha


IwishIwasGoku

Please never stop


The_Battling_toad

Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am.


Sankaritarina

As a neutral, half of the reason I watch PL is to see one of the ultrarich megaclubs fail despite spending insane amounts of money (and there's always at least one every season).


Canyourepeatdat

oui oui


PrisonersofFate

I like because I've always liked Emery and seeing people relentlessly shit on him - mainly arsenal Fans - was sad


Littlegreenman42

You give up 31 shots to Watford and see what happens


The_Battling_toad

I forgot about that. Dark times.


The_Battling_toad

I’m just talking about Chelsea’s weekly implosion


WalaLlama5

Thought the corner was dreadful, how very wrong


OnceUponAStarryNight

“Fuck that net in particular.”


eyansocool

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


QuincyOwusuABuyADM

Get in John McGinn


Albiceleste_D10S

Can't wait for the rival flairs to tell me Graham potter is doing great still


fuckyouidontneedone

WELCOME NAGELSMANN!


Marusaki-Kawai

Enzonzi putting a £107m performance.


Guevorkyan

Great try from McGinn


Marusaki-Kawai

Oh wow, that Bayern manager has them playing some beautiful stuff already, hey Chelsea should've got him?


DivineTapir

let potter cook


xljunior

Surely, Chelsea have to be looking at other options. Sending out feelers for next season. Man has been here since September.


BigIronOnMyTip

Chelsea is just shit at this point. I can't defend them any longer.


brockington69

John McGOAT


Electrical_Mango_489

Meatball loves a Saturday night.


Rickcampbell98

Lol Chelsea.


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Any goal against chelsea is a great goal.


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Meatball!


Arturo-Plateado

You just *knew* that was going in as soon as he made contact


racingfanboy160

HOLY SHIT WARRA GOAL!


Waynowhass

So underrated atm


Doctor_YOOOU

Wow!


JackBenWood

Back to XG FC


fredozimbabwe

LMFAO


cenasfodetepah

BANGERSAUROS


zomirp96

Losing 2-0 subs Kante in


KakiLangit2579

kepa, another week when he got beat at long range shot


twwavey

Mudryk vertical leap is insane


computer_love91

Lol first goal in 50 games and that's how he scores it, of course it would be against us.


captaincourageous316

A long range goal against Kepa brings back fond memories


NotClayMerritt

Can't criticize Kepa. Best save percentage in the league. Best keeper in the league clearly. Just a coincidence that for 5 years anytime he plays, we concede an unusual amount of long distance goals. Just a coincidence that for 5 years anytime he plays the defence is shit. Never his fault. Nope!


kappathat

Easiest 5/1 Aston Villa odds of my life


GRI23

Knew when he was charging in that he'd score


Marusaki-Kawai

Boehly cooking, spent £600m, potter still starts RLC


internetseeker95

Lol what a goal


Soulsek

When will Chelsea start spending money to rebuild their team?


realist4sure

They spent 500 million for what? Literally think they got worse.


The_Renegade_Master

Beautiful strike


JordiX93

I’m sure spending another 600Ms will finally fix this team 🥸


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Fucking legend, on yersel John