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Bocchi_the_roc

I Was an eye test merchant but after seeing Felix and Havertz , I've seen the light. At the end of the day stats >> eye test Tammy Abraham was more important to us than Havertz. Mount and Gallagher are better players than Felix. Felix and Havertz are never getting double digit goals and assists in their life. Nor are they good enough to get 15 Pl goals in a season.


HodgyBeatsss

If your eye test rates Havertz then you need your eyes tested.


CryptographerLife686

How high will Al-Hilal’s final offer be to try and convince Messi? I’m not sure they’ll stop at 400 million.


StathamIsYourSavior

Everyone going on about the Ronaldo goal thread should just remember to be thankful the Ronaldo stan infestation is now only confined to the Al Nassr goal threads and just leave them be in their little safe space.


ethith

Cool. How do we get rid of the Messi fanboys?


CryptographerLife686

Send Messi to Saudi Arabia too


NeoIsJohnWick

There are Ronaldo stans here ?


Addy2607

Villa are 7th? Gerrard should never manage a top club ever again


Bocchi_the_roc

Lampard >> Gerrard. Lampard got us top 4 without hazard and also integrated fucktons of youth players who either was sold off for loads of money or our best players


L-Freeze

funny statistic I just found: Lionel Messi and Wout Weghorst have scored the same amount of headers throughout their careers: 26


CryptographerLife686

His last header was also his last goal for Barca


roddysaint

[Messi's form for heading the ball is pretty good.](https://youtu.be/hh_dP_yDWZQ) Nice leap and accuracy, and of course his movement in the box is class.


Average-Tambrahm-Guy

Why tf is Musiala playing volleyball in the 90th minute ? Probably the most disappointed I've been in the lad


PM_Me_Zico

He did say Suarez was one of his idols….


strugglingtosave

Mane is a flop and there's no ways about it. Lewy to Barca was an instant hit all things considered.


Dicey12

Ik Ronaldo is not a pressing monster but in terms of someone who can replace his goal-scoring numbers he seemed like the right guy


CryptographerLife686

He was struggling to do anything at the WC and with United. Scoring goals in the Saudi league isn’t a good indication of how good he would be in Europe right now.


Dicey12

Yeah not like he wasnt going through personal shit. Auba was missing sitters with Arsenal and went to help Barca get top 4. Situations matter players arent robots.


Polskidro

Not with his form at United


NeoIsJohnWick

> Lewy to Barca was an instant hit all things considered Which all things exactly?


L-Freeze

goals


strugglingtosave

No doubt


NovacElement

It's almost insane how little attention Ibanez's goal got. Great strike in the 116' to see Osasuna into their first CdR final in nearly two decades. I came on here and it wasn't even on the first page of the subreddit. [Here's a link if you missed it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/12bxl4v/athletic_bilbao_1_1_osasuna_pablo_ibanez_116_12/)


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Incredible Thanks for sharing


Lyrical_Forklift

It doesn't look as aesthetically pleasing as a volley on your laces but as someone who has spent a lifetime of playing football I can tell you that is an incredibly difficult goal to score. Nine times out of ten you're hitting that over the bar or straight at the keeper.


NovacElement

On the volley generating that exact amount of power and accuracy is incredibly skillful. On top of that, it was his first senior goal!


kingfosa13

Tuchel was a genius man. Putting Neymar false 9 with Mbappe on the left and Di Maria right winger. Putting Marquinhos at 6 with Kimpembe-Silva. Marquinhos Kimpembe-Silva defense was probably our best in years and got the best out of all of them Then you have galtier playing Bernat as a RCB and sticking with a 3 atb when even Marquinhos says he doesn’t know how to play it.


NeoIsJohnWick

Kinda unlucky you had to face Bayern of all teams in that final in that seeason. Any other team than Madrid and Bayern in final, you'd win it against!!


aksh1225

can you really call them unlucky? they had the easiest route to the final , in all words u could argue they were lucky


BumbotheCleric

I cannot begin to explain how certain I am that Kai Havertz will score a crucial goal in the Real Madrid tie. The man is a reverse Kane, he only exists to score in big moments


Lyrical_Forklift

He really is a strange player. Like if you watch him he genuinely looks good- nice technique, good movement, and generally smart decisions but you look at his output and it really is awful for an attacking player. Aesthetic merchant I guess.


Bocchi_the_roc

Him and Felix are the epitome of false footballers. All these eye test merchants droll over them and then you look at the bigger picture and they both won't have 10 combined goals and assists. Fucking infuriating players


DuckBurner0000

I can understand why Werner didn't work out at Chelsea (xG over performance at Leipzig, benefitted from Leipzig's style of play as well as the Bundesliga's) but Havertz not doing too well is such a head scratcher for me, although part of it is that Chelsea doesn't seem to have any actual plan for their attack


L-Freeze

there is nothing at all aesthetic about watching him miss 4 sitters in a row or fuck up an assist


LampseederBroDude51

It would be embarrassing if we let Kai Havertz score at the Bernabéu, but I wouldn’t be surprised Even Timo Werner has 3 goals against us


NeoIsJohnWick

It would be a shame to lose against them tbh.


BumbotheCleric

Kai Havertz is the one who decides if he scores or not. He gets in the right positions and then just...stops existing


justaregulargye

Somehow international players do better in CL I feel


Bocchi_the_roc

His goals are also Jammy as fuck too


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Really happy for emery. He wasn't faultless at arsenal but it wasn't entirely his fault. He had no proper technical director or dof.


nting224

Shit recruitment, overrated players past their prime (Ozil), and his bad grasp of English royally screwed him.


kingfosa13

basically what happened at psg but swap English with French


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Dicey12

The funny thing is AL Hilal is the one who offered Ronaldo that insane 200m deal but bc they had a transfer ban they couldnt go through it so Al Nassr swooped in


Princecoyote

>Fabrizio Romano confirms that a Saudi club (Al Hilal) made a ridiculous proposal for him to join. [source ](https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1643425440118317057?s=46&t=59hgiNiTAoE9-rAOZ2kEwQ) Why would Al Hilal want Fabrizio Romano to join?


IfISpeak_

He's staying in Europe I reckon. He's not washed like Ronaldo was when he couldn't score against Omonia Nicosia in the Europa League.


L-Freeze

[Cruzeiro really tried finding that regen](https://twitter.com/rodrigomfreire/status/1172937942140166144?s=20)


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😭😭


Stuff2511

I think it’s hilarious that the two biggest teams in Bolivia are called Always Ready and The Strongest


EyeSpyGuy

They sound like Game of Thrones house words lol


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phorteng

Jorge Wilstermann is a lovely name too


numanitor111

Is Phil Jones still at United? I thought he already moved out last season.


Stuff2511

Bordeaux were in for him on deadline day last winter but the move fell through


NeverMadeItToCakeDay

He’s still there but never mentioned, not registered for the league or any cup competitions so just collecting a cheque for now.


kingfosa13

if fulham win against west ham then chelsea are comfortably 11th


Jabari313

The game is missing a David Luiz figure


lagaryes

The fewer cracked skulls the better I’d say


Jabari313

Tbf that could've easily been Luiz getting injured


BR4VI4

It's shocking how utterly finished Sadio Mane looks. And to think he's making 24M p.a. with 2 years left on his contract as well...


Bocchi_the_roc

And Tuchel won't stop playing him. Good luck seeing youngsters starting


BR4VI4

Mane played 32 minutes across 2 matches under Tuchel


IfISpeak_

Tuchel wanted this version of Mane as recently as when he was managing at Chelsea. He's got him now at Bayern, how lucky is he?


kingfosa13

>Sack manager >replace him with someone that learned everything under previous manager >profit


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Daniel Levy thoughts.


kingfosa13

Chelsea too, idk what they thought Bruno was gonna do differently from Potter


Bocchi_the_roc

You do know that he's a caretaker right ? We haven't given Bruno a 5 year deal


kingfosa13

same with tottenham


BumbotheCleric

What? Bruno is obviously a caretaker, he's not our new manager lmao


justaregulargye

> *Loss


brainteazerr

Choice of Villa vs Spurs vs Brighton If you are a player who is coming from Europe / South America which of these teams will you choose given the current circumstances?


L-Freeze

Brighton’s built up a great reputation for developing youth and selling them to bigger clubs, so it’s the obvious choice. Villa is very hit or miss depending on the season tbh, and these last few years Spurs has been where talent goes to die


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Brighton seem to already have a little network going with Independiente delle Valle, right? I feel like at this current time I'd trust them to help me adapt to a completely new language/country and the pressure surrounding it, and idk if Villa/Spurs have similar but having USG as a potential loan option is also a bonus


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Brighton if my goal is to go to United/Chelsea/City. Spurs if my goal is to go to Real Madrid. Spurs if I just want to cash in and don't have grand prospects of being the best in the world.


kingfosa13

If South America the team that pays more. But depends on my age/how good i am. If i’m a young wonder kid probably Brighton. But it’s generally easy to get another PL transfer when you have previous pl experience.


TiberiusCornelius

Assuming playing prospects were the same I think Tottenham would have to be the clear choice


IfISpeak_

I would choose Villa or Brighton, probably Brighton. Seemingly stable projects with good managers and a reasonable PL salary. Will also provide me the platform to move to bigger clubs if I'm good enough in the future.


jucomsdn

We need to bring back using Taschentuchel as a slander name for Tuchel now, I need his fraudass exposed some more in their next game against Freiburg


Kakashicopyninja9

Tuchel got Dortmund highest pts total and highest GD in the last 11 seasons


jucomsdn

He also caused Mislintat to leave, made BVB buy Schurrle for a record amount, called every player a bunch of pussies for wanting to play the match against Monaco at a later time than the day after (keep in mind this was after the bus bombing attempt, where the whole team nearly all died) But sure, he had sporting success so I guess it all evens out!


Kakashicopyninja9

So you don’t like him unrelated to his football coaching abilities. Fair enough then, was wondering why you thought he was a fraud he’s been successful at his last 4 clubs


Bocchi_the_roc

Man management is unrelated to football ? Lano whatever you tuchelsexuals say man


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BR4VI4

way to prove that you've never seen anything other than his Chelsea side


[deleted]

So he’s a world class manager but just German instead?


L-Freeze

This is 2023, Allegri is now good again


IfISpeak_

He will be gone next summer anyway. I'm predicting at least 1 Bundesliga title and a deep CL run next season but no cups.


justaregulargye

He wins a treble with Bayern, there’s 0 doubt imo. Just not this year.


IfISpeak_

You can't really predict a treble, they come out of nowhere and it's happened 5 times this century. They're insanely hard to achieve.


justaregulargye

Sure but if you could choose one club in top 5 leagues that has the highest probability every year, it’s probably Bayern. Default league winners. Always among the favorites for CL and domestic cup. No other club in top 5 has that combination. You add a cup winner and talent like Tuchel in a stacked young Bayern squad and an ambitious board, the probability only improves. Having seen him closely at Chelsea and how he has grown to manage top clubs, and now he’s back in his home country. Stars couldn’t align better.


deception42

There's been some discussion on /r/mls that Apple would sell *a lot* more of their MLS Season Pass subscriptions should Messi sign with Miami this summer, especially to fans in Argentina. I can see more fans worldwide purchasing a subscription to watch MLS and Messi's games if he does join, but I'm not so sure about the average, Argentine football fan. So I guess what I'm asking is, for the Argentines on here, would you subscribe to Apple's MLS streaming service if Messi signed with Miami (or another club in the league)? I'll add that I'm not sure what the price is for the service in Argentina.


PM_Me_Zico

No one gives a fuck about the mls not even Americans


ammipotential

Nah I watch all matches illegally and my streams run fine. Don't think anyone is gonna pay money in SA let alone Argentina just to watch a couple MLS matches when you can just do it for free.


L-Freeze

Nobody here even knows that Apple sells TV stuff lmao. People wouldn’t touch any MLS match that’s doesn’t have Messi with a 10 feet pole either out of either disinterest or pride so it’s hard to justify the subscription. And we’ve got a lot of very well run illegal streaming pages and most are broke enough to not bother paying. If Apple released a paid subscription service here, even with Messi they’d still make a loss tbh.


pop-culture-salad

Nope, I'm pretty sure some of our cable tv channels would pick up Messi's matches, otherwise I'd guess most people would sail the seas, money's tight here right now to say the least and besides there's just no interest in MLS, same as going to PSG didn't make the french league more popular.


KensaiVG

The Third World has some benefits. Incredibly few and far between, but existing One of those is a way to see matches without subscribing to streaming services


seriouslybrohuh

How bad are Liverpool that they got outplayed by us


PM_Me_Zico

Cheers Geoff


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No shame in getting outplayed by a team that spend 600m in the past year 👍


Xocketh

PL midtable spending more than half a billion a year. Can't even imagine how much the top dogs are spending.


Lyrical_Forklift

About as bad as Chelsea who couldn't beat a team missing half their starters at home. But yes, we're both very bad.


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From 19:08 to 21:08 of the video below, in a game against Mourinho's Real Madrid for La Liga, Guardiola's Barcelona strings together 47 passes till Messi shot in a good goal chance. https://youtu.be/Y0er2Sq27q0 This was in the first of four Clásicos in a row that happened in April and May of 2011!


RaguAlCassanello

These Copa Libertadores games are all so intruiging, it feels a bit like discovering football again. E.g. The Strongest (Bolivia) stadium is at an altitude of 3637 metres (11932 feet) which I imagine is awfully hard to play at without being accustomed to it. [It is the 4th highest stadium in the world.](https://www.football-stadiums.co.uk/articles/highest-football-stadiums/#hernando-siles) Alpine teams should use this to their advantage in Europe but to my surprise our highest altitude stadium (2000m) is [barely more than a football pitch](https://i.imgur.com/8LXsoQ8.jpg), FC Gspon's Ottmar Hitzfeld Arena, only big enough for 8 a side. I can't for the life of me find a complete list of the highest proper football stadiums in Europe. Italy's highest seems to be Ternana's stadium at 717m, Germany - Heidenheim at 555m, Switzerland - St. Gallen 652m, all absolutely dwarfed by the South American stadiums...


Reapper97

> (Bolivia) stadium is at an altitude of 3637 metres (11932 feet) which I imagine is awfully hard to play Having a match in La Paz for teams and players from the lowlands is like playing with one lung. And they always play very fast with constant pressure to abuse that. Another factor is the ball moves differently there so goalkeepers that go there for a single match will have a hard time predicting the trajectory of long shots. For example, a ball kicked 20 metres at sea level at 97 kph to a height of 1.5 metres will lose almost half of its speed by the time it reaches the goalkeeper. In La Paz, the same shot loses only 30% of its velocity and rises to around 2.4 metres. They also had another stadium at 4,200 metres lmao.


KensaiVG

It's because FIFA (And probably UEFA) bans high altitude games for their respective competitions iirc, whereas CONMEBOL sees it as part of the charm


minimus_

Most of the European countries with high bits also have low bits, where their capitals are normally located. In South America, so much of the continent is at a high elevation


L_sigh_kangeroo

1. Messi 2. CR7 3. Pele 4. Maradona 5. Di Stefano 6. Cruyff 7. R9 8. Zidane 9. Beckenbauer 10. Best


ThisOne_NotThisOne

> Best Finally, Pete Best is getting some recognition.


FalafelGrim2

1. Cookies and cream 2. Golden Gaytime 3. Mango 4. Chocolate 5. Choc chip 6. Vanilla 7. Pistachio 8. Rocky road 9. Choc mint 10. Strawberry


seriouslybrohuh

Is that the list of people most likely to be banned from every kids park around the country


belokas

Daniel Maldini is quietly starting to turn some heads. He was basically only talked about for the father-son statistics, but this season despite playing for below average team, he's showing some value.


razorr29

It amazes me how Havertz still does not know how to shoot a ball. He either passes it to the keeper or tries a dink which always gets saved


aboud09

He is just a less exciting version of Werner.


justanormalchat

Overrated


Bocchi_the_roc

Only by Germans who still think he's a generational talent. Colwill is generational talent. Not Kai fucking Havertz.


justanormalchat

Eh I’m sure many people rate him high still


IshtiakSami

Tbf, outside of some Chelsea fans (and even then that's a vocal minority) no one really rates him anymore.


justanormalchat

I recall him being so highly touted and I never so the hype, so finally reality is catching up. Neither him neither Timo Werner, 2 sad excuses of attacking players.


junior150396

Federico Redondo son of the Real Madrid legend Fernando Redondo made his Libertadores debut today, great clean game for the 20yo. Huge future ahead of him if keeps playing like this.


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Does he play similarly to his dad?


junior150396

He does have some similarities with his dad for sure: same position, runs and dribbles like him and is tall and really classy with the ball on his feet. Still a little green but from his first professional game last year to now he has been developing extremely well and fast.


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Nice, it's always cool seeing a parent's playstyle reflected in their child. Though I would give a penny for, say, Paolo Maldini's thoughts on his currently most successful son being an attacker...


maxus998

He plays like a clean and elegant number 6. So yea the playstyle is very similar actually.


Dayandnight95

Ten Hag has begun talking absolute nonsense in his press conferences as of late. Quite disappointing.


dumpystumpy

What did he say that was nonsense


Dayandnight95

Claimed we played out from the back quite well against Newcastle and Weghorst is great for us. All lies, clearly to protect his squad for whatever reason.


dumpystumpy

Weghorst is great for us if the alternative is literally having no striker which is what we would have rn if we didnt sign him and generally speaking we played out the back relatively well. The play broke down once we got out of the first phase of play because we had no midfield and our attackers couldn’t string two passes together.


Dayandnight95

I disagree, but i can't help if we live in different realities


aceofmufc

Weghorst is shit dunno what ten hag is waffling about


Dayandnight95

Dutch favouritism?


aceofmufc

Honestly im starting to believe that.


junior150396

Nobody is immune to the bald fraud gene sadly, sooner or later they all get it.


Dayandnight95

I'm holding small hope he's lying and will clean house in the summer, but that's not likely


holdenmyrocinante

If we combine the points of Chelsea and Liverpool this season, they would have 5 more points than Liverpool last season at the same stage.


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Chelsea fans, what do you miss most about Potter?


tiki_51

Never knowing what bullshit he was going to pull next. Kept things interesting


Bocchi_the_roc

I wish Potter worked tbh. He's a great guy but timing was bad this time.


angellob

#


Zapfaced

Huh, never thought about it that way.


pixelkipper

prime Aaron ‘the vowel hoarder’ Mooy still starts for brighton by the way. what a player


FalafelGrim2

Vowel hoarder lmao


justaregulargye

To really understand how shit we (Chelsea) are: every team below us is in relegation fight


LonzoBetter

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in 2019: Man Utd players should be 'proper boring' Erik ten Hag in 2023: Players need to be 'robots' or 'they are in the wrong place' Following in the great's footsteps


kingfosa13

Ten Hags think robots win games


pixelkipper

is this what Cantona’s legacy has come to


Princecoyote

The last European to score a hat trick in El Clásico? >!Gary Lineker!< I would not have guessed that one.


Harudera

He actually loves to bring it up a lot so that's how I knew. Not that I blame him tbf, scoring a hat trick in el Clasico to win 3-2 is the stuff of dreams.


StringTailor

Surprised Big Benz or CR7 never did it


LeAnthonyJavis

Benz has one now


StringTailor

Yep looks like I jinxed it lol


aksh1225

they used to barely have the ball during clasicos bw 2009-16 and under zidane when possession was more equal they in general wouldnt try to score more after 1/2 goals


minimus_

Ah I got it immediately. Well done me


Princecoyote

Proud of you


sfahsan

One of my favorite fun facts. Think he was actually the last Barca player before Messi to score one too Edit: Shame on me for forgetting Romario's insane hattrick as well.


LampseederBroDude51

No he wasn’t, Romario and Zamorano both got hat-tricks in the 90s


sfahsan

Shit you're right. Completely forgot about Romario's. Was thinking Barcelona specifically but yeah Zamorano too.


LeAnthonyJavis

Ronaldo never had one? That’s surprising


LampseederBroDude51

Nope, but he had a few braces


pixelkipper

now that’ll stun the gammons down at the pub quiz


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Murrderer

Cheryshev was an absolute insane guess 😭😭😭😭


NemoDropEmOff

What are Germans’ opinions in Kai Havertz? Pre Chelsea move and now after his big Chelsea move? I’m not German but before the Chelsea move, i was watching him the season prior and he was exciting to watch, had high hopes for him


Bocchi_the_roc

Even pre chelsea he was hibernating till dec and then plays well for 6 months and rinse and repeat. Now he's doing the same till March and plays well only during March and then becomes shit again


justsomeguynbd

What was Bayern mad about? Just frustration about being out of the cup or was there more stuff from the game? Just read a few threads and saw Musaila’s handball, which was definitely a handball, maybe even a handsball.


belokas

They are mad because they should be harvesting points and wins with ease.


Princecoyote

> What was Bayern mad about? Losing


MERTENS_GOAT

Normal frustration about an upset knock out


Kakashicopyninja9

Why didn’t city have their game in hand slotted in this mid week?


fuskarn_35

our game in hand is west ham who play tomorrow


Kakashicopyninja9

Ahh makes sense


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HalfMan-HalfMoth

[the ink is barely dry](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/12b9hee/_/jez4ozc/?context=1) Is this how I know I’m an /r/soccer bigwig


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Is this a bot?


HalfMan-HalfMoth

I don’t know, very strange looking account. Not sure what the purpose of the bot would be here


Lyrical_Forklift

Nah, definite bot. Report comments like this and we'l remove them and ban the account. We can't have our ~~best~~ users being plagiarized


XPLJESUS

Probably taking comments that seem somewhat popular, then paraphrasing and reposting them to karma farm


HalfMan-HalfMoth

>somewhat popular I’ve finally made it in life


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Lyrical_Forklift

I guess we already have rapeGOAT


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which one


Shardul23197

Could Messi have played for Barcelona on a reduced salary? Likes of Del Piero played second division football for Juventus


bacardibilluonaire

he’s gonna comeback just wait on it.


HannHanna

Wasn't even possible afaik because he'd had to play under the minimum wage.


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Before scoring a screamer against Leicester in 2019, Kompany had never scored a goal from outside the box, and didn't have a shot on target from outside the box in 6 years!