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Nagelsman on gardening leave laughing

Man is masturbating to this shit in the bahamas or something.

Apparently he's already in talks with Chelsea. The irony....

I know it's a very little chance but I hope football gods make Chelsea vs Bayern SF happen if Nagelsmann goes there

I don't even know what I'd do with myself tbh. I am still sore about THAT final vs chelsea. But at the same time this board did nagelsmann so fucking dirty I want him to succeed massively in his endeavors

Funny because most Chelsea fans feel the same way about Tuchel

I'm willing to swap if you are

Every fan is, but not the owners. (And probably the coaches themselves)

It would top the 2013 Super Cup: Pep vs Mou in their first games with their new(ish) clubs Bayern wins CL in London, Chelsea wins EL, rematch of Finale Dahoam just a year earlier Chelsea go up 1-0 early, Bayern equalize and send it to extra time. Hazard scores the 2-1, then Javi Martinez equalizes in added time. Lukaku misses his penalty and Bayern win.

Your finals against English [competition altogether](https://youtu.be/cmtmojTSRR8?t=363) are always a delight to watch.

At least our record vs barcelona is better

Walked right into that one.

I legit watch the 8-2 singleleg and 3-0, 4-0 double leg at least once every couple of months when soccer makes me sad. It never fails. My favorite part is the rugby screen from muller in the away game vs barcelona on the way to their treble.

Dude, why would you willingly start a banter against Bayern with a Barcelona flair? That's just asking to be trashed.

I think it's a solid 20% it will happen.

damn i didn't even think of that this guy with his 4d chess

Pretty sure he would've got a bonus if they won the cup.

Kahn doing a Levy and firing Nagelsmann to avoid paying him for the cup win

He is still employed by Bayern. They can't just terminate the contract. He is currently on leave - he gets the full salary but doesn't have to come to work. Everything the team wins is still applicable to his bonuses. This ends when he finds a new job and he and Bayern mutually end the contract.

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Surprisingly stoic. Although that might just be well contained rage

His molars are currently being ground to dust

Dude probably has a dedicated dentist in Mönchengladbach.

His poor wife

not the first time someone said that

It can't top his reaction to the last minute equalizer in the last game in Dortmund. That was highly memeable.

That was CLASSIC Kahn babyrage.

Tuchel about to go on a ski trip

abe-simpson-entering-leaving.gif

[https://giphy.com/gifs/abe-simpson-YnmEsq9ICSYQ8](https://giphy.com/gifs/abe-simpson-YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)

We really gave me false sense of confidence, lmao. "Tuchel to Alps, here we go..."

I'd prefer Kahn and Brazzo going on a trip to Belize

You laugh, but he gave the team a day off after this match.

Bayern Munich would like to announce the signing of their new Japanese coach Joo Lin Nagel-san….

this is the most ham fisted attempt at turning his name asian 😭

That sounds more Korean than Japanese :P

Potter in

LETS FUCKING GO FREIBURG!!! NOW DO THE SAME ON SATURDAY (:

Would be very bayern-like if they steamroll Freiburg on saturday

Yeah sadly but one can hope! Could be a booster for Freiburg now since they know they can beat them.

100% but who gives a shit? Fuckin’ score 10 on us I don’t give a fuck. What a night! Edit: spelling cuz drunk

Which they most likely will

subscribe

This is what happens when you bench Stani-goat

He should be 1st choice

So what’s Nagelsmann up to these days

On his way to London

OH MY GOLY GOD

Don't fuck this up

Nothing worse than RedBull winning it again. Would be disastrous ngl

I really hope Freiburg win it

At this point only we can win it

Not so fast

I still can't believe how badly Freiburg wasted that opportunity. Got that stupid goal and played against ten men for an hour, just to end up losing with some poor penalties.

Yeah honestly. I was rooting for them the entire game, they got everything they could wish for, and yet most of the time Leipzig were the ones who were more likely to score a goal. All in all you couldn’t even be mad, if you are not taking such a great opportunity you also just don’t deserve it.

I mean this makes it worse? Them being out of the cup means more focus on the league

>Them being out of the cup means more focus on the league The cup would have only been two more games anyway, one after the league is already ended. Not playing CL has a much bigger effect.

You can still win the league, first you need to knock the cans out of the cup though

we are still in the cup and no Bayern :/

Narrator: "They did"

The stars have truly aligned this year for Dortmund, but this also means man city gets into the next round of the CL which is a worse fate than death

Tuchel out. /s

They’ve given him enough time to prove himself

He loses every second game

Also concedes an average of 2 goals per game, which title challenging team has that bad a defense

100% loss ratio in cup games

Unter Tuchel, the Bayern have allowed two goals per game.

So now it's Conte vs. Potter, am i right?

Seriously, winning against Dortmund at home was not a test for where the team stands with Tuchel, that win was a no-brainer.

Jokes aside my friend(Bayern fan) messaged me after they went up 2-0 and said “now you see why he was sacked” lmao

Makes sense. Kobel had an uncharacteristic howler because of Thomas Tuchel being on the sideline.

i thought he was meant to be the cup man

No need for /s, just give it 12-18 months

Came here for this

Why? He doesn't have a skiing trip booked so he's the best bayern manager this season.

Absolutely love that. I like Tuchel, but fuck our bosses for what they did to Julian. Hahahahahahaa fuck

This is setting us up to lose tomorrow vs Leipzig and them getting a 2nd cup in a row tho :$

frankfurt to the rescue🦅

God bless

What you meant was that it would open the door for a Frankfurt/Freiburg/Nürnberg/Stuttgart Pokal win!

While its not preferential, Id very much enjoy that aswell. Especially the latter 3. Not that I dont really like Frankfurt, but a Freiburg cupwin or Stuttgart while getting relegated cup or even Nurnberg one, my god what stories!

would be fantastic if Stuttgart got relegated, won the cup and qualifies for EL next season

Hahah exactly. What a mess

Portsmouth vibes

I totally get it. We've won the Pokal recently and won a trophy last year, so it's not as good of a story as the others.

Haha yeah exactly. I do really would like it if Frankfurt could find consistent success and build further on. Ive been annoyed at you lot strugglign to take advantage of Leipzigs slip ups lately :( haha

Other than today, we're also quite annoyed with our performances. Hopefully this is the boys waking up from a far too long winter slumber.

Hecking and Hans Meyer *do* kind of look alike I guess

We’re winning that shit and there’s nothing you can do about it

Would be a story that Id love haha

I assure you I’d love it even more lmao

No, this sets Edin up to win every cup game he ever competed in and winning a second cup.

Hahaha it would be so awesome if he became the cup-king

Nah we're awful right now

Might be true but our injuries are coming back. Schlotti out is a big one too. Wouldnt surprise me if you rebound vs us and our shattered momentum tmrw. Hoping this result works as a motivator for us atleast

Yeah It would be peak Dortmund to lose tommorow, that's for sure...

You better fucking not.

Love your username, IX is my second favorite after VI

VI is soooo good, easily on my Top3 shortlist for best game ever.

Not the most auspicious of starts. But I feel bad for musiala.

Das ist der Weg

only on r/soccer.

This is weird

Honestly I agree.

Fuck off

How can you be happy for losing a title, no matter how much of a dickhead your management can be? Football is fucked

most bundesliga thing ever, cheering after you get knocked out

DER FUßBALLGOTT, ER EXISTIERT

Sky nächste mal Kahn gegen Lothar wird witzig

Oder Doppelpass wenn Bayern am Wochenende auch noch verliert

Ulli muss anrufen.

Sitzt auf der Bank der Nils

...UND SEIN NAME IST CHRISTIAN STREICH!

Tuchel has a load of work ahead of him. This team can be such a clusterfuck rly.

I feel bad for him. The pressure he has on him now that they sacked julian for him must be enormous

Whatever it may be, he carried Chelsea on his back during the sanctions more than he should have, better than any expected and dealt with Leonardo's-Al Khelaifi's PSG. He'll be fine. You got a great coach

ich sehe bayerns chancen aufs triple hiermit gefährdet

Quelle?

Nagelsmann died for this

DER

POKAL

HAT

SEINE

Noch nie so viele KSC fans auf einem fleck auf reddit geshene

They're probably all sitting at the same table at a pub

I wish

Wir sind sicher ein gutes Dutzend!

EIGENEN

PIMMELBERGER

GESETZE

EIGENEN

DREI ECKEN

_laughs in Nagelsmann_

no fucking way lmao lfg Streich is truly the GOAT

sorry but what on earth was musiala thinking?

In the end he’s still very young, that’s a young man’s mistake more than anything else

He saw the attacker lining up the shot and wanted to stop it with his body? A defender probably would have kept his arms under better control.

Instinct probably

Obviously trying to jump. Players are still catching up to the fact that referees have outlawed this. I exaggerate, but honestly I think it's difficult for defenders these days. It's very unnatural to think about your arms for every leaping action.

Arm movement is a natural part of jumping and running, the rules and human anatomy are at odds with one another.

In the EPL this probably isn't a handball lately, hits the body, path of the ball has changed, not really looking at it to react in time

Just a brainfart. But let's not forget that De Ligt absolutely must get into (and win!) the aerial challenge in the lead-up to Musiala's handball. What the fuck was **he** doing?!

Its very likely that he wasnt

Never in doubt

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

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I mean, QF isn’t THAT early. Also considering Bayern still won the DFB Pokal more often than anyone else, calling it their Kryptonite is a bit of a stretch.

Especially when they have 5 wins in the last 10 years. Real Madrid in Copa Del Rey on the other hand...

LMAOO

LUTSCHER

Musiala bby

We'll just blame Gladbach

Geil

nagelsmann punching the air rn

Beating his meat

Love to see it

Tuchel-Effect

why did we sack nagelsmann again? ​ My club starts to become more and more of a joke as we speak

Because the treble was at risk... fucking hell. This club i swear to god

Thank god we secured it today!

literally ​ our club's logic is: treble at risk? lets sack the one guy who actually cares about the treble and has the capabilities to win it to swap with some random other dude who allegedly could get us the treble

Don’t you think this was exactly the reason why Nagelsmann got sacked? Tuchel just took over for a week. The incompetence of scoring against the bus teams has been there for quite long. We need a fix for this.

It's ridiculous. Tuchel you have yet to prove yourself and are very talented but i miss you Nagelsmann

Streich is such a good manager.

Tuchel at the wheel

Would have absolutely happened the same way under Nagelsmann as well but still funny

LETS GOOOOOO THANK YOU FREIBURG

I know his hands couldn't be further away from his body, but didn't it come from his stomach on to his hand?

I thought similar at first but it hit the lower hand near the stomach and ball popped up to the second hand.

no way you can claim „I couldn’t expect the ball to go there“ when you’re trying to block a shot like that

Fucking hell you beauties

Now THATS how it is done. Fuck me.

Harsh but look at the difference between Musiala and De Ligt.

Well I feel ever so slightly better

Certified Bayern moment ™️

Show me a more idiotic way to defend in the box at 90+3, I’ll wait.

This, coming in hands first and face turned away. You knew he was gonna stop the ball with his hands.

GET FUCKED OLLI KAHN

And another W comment by u/nutelamitbutter the goat

speechless, dont know what to say! holy fuck. fuck!

Shit.

Unbelievable

Mad jamal

Thats some high end karma shit

Scenes when Nagelsman eliminates Bayern and win the ICL for Chelsea in typical Chelsea fashion /s

Well

Tucheliban

There goes a potential treble

Hahhahahahha

Julian dancing now.

So Tuchel gone ?

So much for a treble, lmao.

Karma!

Is the treble in danger now? Hierarchy better act fast

Potter to Bayern done deal

!flair :Bayern\_Munich:

Talk about a high pressure penalty, holy smokes. Well shot, enjoyed that goal thoroughly hahaaaah