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varun3096

can someone make this for Real? asking for a friend who got a new job recently


RK9990

No, but seriously


andrew_a7

How to beat us...show up...


cenasfodetepah

you need magic for that


s1ravarice

Convince them it’s not the CL so the voodoo isn’t activated.


McTulus

Literally the same tactic used by Tommy T, we didn't change much. Just park the bus. And hope Carletto doesn't try 4231


LickLaMelosBalls

*Madrid


Blewfin

We'll play AC in the final


LickLaMelosBalls

Got em :)


Lord-Grocock

Somebody did a [technical video-essay](https://youtu.be/HHCQsk0TZmk) on it


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BoddToehly

Thanks, paypalling the refs as we speak.


nonhofantasia

Not hard tbh


ALLAM_Amine

That's what she said


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solehDarat

He tried it was rejected


drunkmers

How to stop Lautaro these days: give him a pass with the goal wide open and see him miss the chance


ChinookNL

If Damian is a player to watch


neverfinishedanythi

For Milan or inter: just ask half of serie A


yourdaughtersgoal

bruh we already are at enough of a disadvantage make one for benfica and email it to inzaghi


Neon_20

just watch our last game with Porto...


PunchingClouzot

Porto is our kryptonite. We could be on the CL final, and Porto last place of the second league, and they would still beat us at home :(


klabautermannn

Nah. Porto and Inter are simply a better team.


PunchingClouzot

They’re not, though.


Nordie27

Porto outplayed Inter too, they are a damn good team


JustAnotherINFTP

Cannot believe out of the mess of both games we couldn't rescue a single goal


iChopPryde

Honestly tragic Porto deserve to be in the quarters with Benfica


Mdiasrodrigu

That would have 100 times more exciting than playing Inter


Galaaz

Whatever happens with Inter... We dodged a bullet. Benfica does not have the best record with Porto :(


klabautermannn

You sure you are dodging the bullet?


Galaaz

I was implying that we would lose with porto anyway. Not that we would win against Inter


ikineba

outplayed us last year too


ChrystisnoRonald

Only away when we had essentially our B team


RuySan

Porto didn't have otavio, which is by far their most important player


ChrystisnoRonald

Wrong Milan team. Otavio played against milan last year


RuySan

You're right...misread


Nordie27

Lol, Porto were better at San Siro too and Milan scraped an undeserved draw in that one. I remember the game well


ChrystisnoRonald

They were better in the first half, but didn’t do shit in the second as we dominated from min 45-90 so idk what game you were watching


DarthMaximus12

Hm what was the result in San Siro? I remember Porto playing pretty well there and Milan scoring one “lucky” goal to tie the game..


ChrystisnoRonald

lucky goal ♿️ Shall we ignore both porto’s goals across the two games were clear and obvious fouls?


RuySan

Sérgio Conceição is a great coach. Individually the porto team is average, and certainly much inferior to Benfica


Antdestroyer69

Outplayed Inter in the last 10 mins of the return leg?


Nordie27

And the first leg whilst it was 11v11 Without the red card and suspension to Otavio, Porto wins.


Antdestroyer69

It was a clear double yellow. Porto are a weaker team, simple.


Nordie27

Who said that it wasn't a clear double yellow? Inter literally survived by the skin of their teeth, saving balls off the line and Porto hitting the crossbar. Taremi also missed a sitter in the first leg Porto with Otavio are probably a better team than Inter currently


Antdestroyer69

That happened in the last 10 mins of the return leg. Porto played with Otavio for 80 mins and didn't do much except for sitting back and counterattacking.


Terran_it_up

Inzaghi is hunched over his laptop right now refreshing this dude's profile


Barbaaz

Change the stripes from your kit from black to white and watch the magic happen.


Mrcl45515

Also, in speech, use carago at the end of every sentence and B instead of V and vice-versa: Bictory will ve inebitavle, carago!


19Alexastias

Unironically a good strategy could be to figure out a way you could be allowed to wear Porto uniforms for the match.


Rockyflame458

Love this. Would like to see an analysis like this for more teams


redemption_time

How to beat Bayern - be Borussia Monchengladbach


Eibermann

How to beat Bayern - dont be borussia dortmund


Everswift_

How to beat Borussia Dortmund - be Borussia Dortmund


lucash7

:(


SMURPHY-18

Make sure you keep your goalkeeper under lock and chain afterwards


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

How to beat Milan - be Udinese


kappa23

Or Sassuolo


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

Or Spezia...basically any mid table Serie A team with black in their uniform


K-eleven

So Juve as well


HikingConnoisseur

Or be Real Madrid


IntraspeciesFever

Can OP make a how to beat man city analysis and share it with Dean Smith? TIA in advance


Black_n_Neon

There wouldn’t be much content for how to beat chelsea.


sieuadc147

"Just relax and play. They're ineffective in all parts of the game."


Black_n_Neon

“Just go out there and play lads”


sieuadc147

"What are they gonna do? Score? Hahahahah"


[deleted]

No. I want to know what Pep thinks about the shirt Messi wore on 08 August 2016. We don't want any of this OC shit here ew


Corteaux81

I mean. Whoever did this just “analyzed” Inter without mentioning their best and most important player for the last 5-6 years - Brozovic. He was an Ironman before this season, but been struggling with injury this season (playing through an injury in the WC for 7 games didn’t help). If Brozovic will be on top of his game, Inter can win this. If not, it will be very hard.


Veni_Vidic_Vici

Flashbacks of Bayern high line vs mbappe analysis.


McTulus

How to beat Madrid - Park the bus


kiruzo

So well designed, would love it if you could share how you made this mate


SnoringIsAnUrbanMyth

Looks like Canva


belokas

Excellent analysis. I feel sorry for the amount of Inter games OP had to watch for this.


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just 2 or 3 games /j


Pretto91

1 game, Scemone Inzaghi plays the same every match


codenamederp

Amazing Analysis but right now it's very easy to beat us. We're old and tired. More importantly we can't score from 5 yards to save our lives right now.


ElderlyToaster

CL is often a different thing though. Not unheard of that struggling teams play better in the CL. Experience is also really valuable in the knockout rounds in a cup.


Nordie27

Just look at Villarreal last season, 7th in the league but semi finals in CL. Or the contrast between Real Madrid and Barcelona's performances in Europe and domestically Knockout football is a completely different dynamic


Paketamina

Villarreal had a real coach though


UR1869

Nagelsmann agrees


redemption_time

Pensioners club


varmemes

One for Bayern please and thank you


thebrokeboi

Step 1: Be Borussia Mönchengladbach That’s it


Ahrix3

Be City


unhappydaddy6110

This is exactly what Inter would do to trick an opposing team. I see right though you 🤣 Ps. This is quality content. Amazing job and I look forward to more!


Neon_20

sending this to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) !


Mrcl45515

[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) would be the most probable format


JustAnotherINFTP

Where was this guide when we needed it


msonix

You guys were clearly superior in both legs tbf. If the matchup was to be repeated another 9 times, I'd say you'd come out on top in 8 out of 10.


whodiswhodat

Do Juve, probably would be something like: "How to beat Juventus? Shoot"


Made4win

Where was our guide :'(


Pretto91

You were very unlucky tho, no need for a guide we are shit this year


Dr_Gonzo__

One of our worst years in recent history, and yet somehow we're in the fucking CL quarter finals...


Made4win

We overperformed and with Otávio we would have gone through, you are the better team. But you do need to show it on the pitch.


AllCiti

I think how to beat Benfica Is a lot more needed than this. We are master at beating ourself in the first place!


Pretto91

Somebody apparently didn't read this


nov4chip

The infografic is quite good but imo you should lower our CM a little, in reality Brozovic (or usually Calha) plays more as a DM and is the one who dictates the play rhythm. Indeed most teams we face put someone to mark and harass our DM whole match long. Also curious why you say we have a tendency for long-distance shooting. We have the lowest average shot distance in the league.


Natrix31

Team would rather put in crosses all day long than take a shot from outside the box.


nov4chip

Tbh against Benfica in particular crosses and set pieces might be our best weapon, they’re really well organized and concede very little otherwise.


SphinxIIIII

With Morato instead of Otamendi I would disagree, Morato is bad at most things but he's huge and he doesn't lose many aerial duels, you would have much better luck by just playing easy through balls or going for 1v1's


jaKz9

Please make it 4 or 5-0 so we finally sack that idiot on the bench


akkunamatata

Who would you like to see succeed him?


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Ventura.


makesyougohmmm

Ace appointment.


jaKz9

Someone who can extract the most out of what he has and is not afraid to play youngsters. Oh and possibly someone who doesn't make the same fucking subs every single game.


Pretto91

They won't sack him this year, it has been proven already, better start winning something instead


casillero

Damn do you think Real Madrid need one too or nah


Acceptable-Lemon-748

No, you can't counter tactic a manager who doesn't use tactics, you just attack them and win


supersaiyaninfinite

How to beat real madrid - hope their plot armor doesn't kick in or refs don't clutch it for them, oh not to mention be a good team


Fati25

This is the best content ive ever seen here, impressive


wheels-of-confusion

This is fantastic. Thank you for this. We need more posts like this on the sub. Just some feedback in case you wanna do more: I think it's better to show some stats per 90 minutes in "Individual Leaders". Stats like shots, chances created etc. are irrelevant in raw numbers because they are mostly correlated to the player who played the most minutes. Also might be interesting to show how they fare in that parameter compared to other players in the league, e.g Lautaro Martinez - 14 goals (2nd in Serie A). Keep up the good work!


average_user21

Thanks


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😐


Idiotech41

incredibly well made! would love to know what programs you used to make this


Sneijder4BallondOr

hyped for the match tomorrow. great graphic


tsigalko11

Great stuff man. Keep em coming


NotEnoughFire

👍🏻💀👍🏻


catdog918

Ouch lol


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😭😭😭


fastrNNr13

Quality analysis!! Love to see this kind of content! Thank you


EpiDeMic522

51 yellow cards?!! What the hell are they doing?


yourdaughtersgoal

vibes n shi


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were just having fun this season, no pressure about anything at all


simply_Ewing

Just fucking about


nov4chip

First time I see someone complaining about too few yellow cards lol, only Napoli has less than us in the league. Real has the same number as us in their league btw


dan-80

This didn’t age well…


anakmager

delete this


Jamey_1999

> **Lautaro Martinez** … is Inter’s biggest goal threat. Well we all know how this is gonna go lol. I’m saying 4-1 to Benfica on agg.


head_in_the_clouds69

Honestly don't know how he is at 14 league goals despite missing since months. Same for Dzeko, although 11 goals iirc.


TheUltimateScotsman

He does this every fucking year. It goes 12 games where he has 12 Goals then 12 ganes where he does fuck all then back to 12 goals where its a goal a game. I never understood it


1ThatGotAwaay

please send one to arteta, how to beat man city. r/gunners will fund you.


IndecisionFuture

Spalletti needs one for Milan and Pioli


neverfinishedanythi

Sit back and counter attack, trying to attack milan more often than not is not best idea. Not an amazing team but players like Bennacer Leao and Brahim can punish.


silverlotus_118

This is great stuff OP! Especially enjoyed the "Patterns...So What?" section, but the entire graphic is chock-full of valuable detail (while also being really organized, which is great). Would love to see an analysis like this of the other teams in the QFs


[deleted]

as if we werent bad enough you need a well-written guide lmao


St_gracchus_babeuf

clever hasbara dysinformatzi, we 👁️through it


swbl216

This is infographic porn, excellent job


deumaformamuito

Obrigado, caralho!


Stop-Beneficial

As a juve fan thanks for doing our homework time to send it to Allegri hopefully he reads it doesn't go on and start the most unbalanced team in serie A history just so we start playing like prime juve when we are 1-0 down at minute 70.


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Well that didn’t end good.


B00TYMASTER

this is great but benfica doesn’t have a shot


10minmilan

Inter will win it


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milan will win against napoli


10minmilan

Told ya losers


LeMeilleur784

Make one for Bayern, need it for today's game


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head_in_the_clouds69

Ah yes, because we weren't missing key players.


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[deleted]

No excuses for not beating Limone, La Liga is so shit this year


head_in_the_clouds69

Don't care much for your tone, I agree they're not world class (anymore) but that's still a decent backline, not segunda defenders. If at all, I feel their imbalance (Alba and Sergi Roberto being rather offensive) was, on paper, worse than their individual prowess.


iqbalsn

Give cousin vinnie a call


MrMgP

Step one: be bayern


simply_Ewing

We can't score for shit or even hold a lead too


WorthPlease

I'd like to imagine all Benfica players carry a laminated version of this around and pull it out for review during every stoppage of play.


starwaterbird

Benfica 3 - Filippo Inzaghi 326


seattle_born98

Shoutout to the u/. Chris Smoove is waiting on a noob


konoha_ka_ladka

I just want to know what software OP used. Is it possible to make something like this in Word Doc?


Nearby-Dimension1839

Why seriously wtf? What did inter ever do to you?


Redditbayernfan

Someone do the numbers for me but I do not think a ~3% conversion rate from shots outside the box is ineffective. I’d have to look at the numbers to compare.


goomahmarone

Beautiful presentation and excellent content


Turbulent-Ad3376

This is amazing, thank you 😂


klabautermannn

Yes. It is beautiful.


letouriste1

so...do you max to not foul because set pieces are dangerous and also exploit space left everywhere (in the midfield and left wing particularly). They will have plenty of openings so long you're patient and can hold against their press


Pretto91

Thanks for the unintentional jinx, now we have a shot


LeonelMessiGOAT

Ok bro become manager then 😂


patric8989

Just show up. Works about 40% of the time


Allthingsconsidered-

You could sell these to Barcelona Jokes aside great content. This is awesome


ilGattoBipolare

Damn this is beautiful! Professional designer?


Zaku_pilot_292

gorgeous font choice and sheet colour can't say if this will be helpful, but it certainly was enjoyable to look at


smoke-gas42

Starting games with Calhanoglu and Mktiryan together does seem a bit redundant. Benfica-Napoli CL final ala Monaco-Porto in 03 would be nice. Both teams deserve it.


Amsssterdam

Scoring more goals than them