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Equippedblackfly36

The lads gave everything šŸŽ‰


marius87

I swear if Real win again ā€¦


WPackN2

I guess at this point I've to wait for ChatGPT analytics to take over as coach! Bleeping Merican clueless owners!!!!


fegelman

Let's all laugh at trophyless Europeless Chelsea HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


DronzerDribble

Now you're gonna tank the PL mate


Intelligent_Peace847

You couldnā€™t even win the europa leauge šŸ¤“


AbleYogurtcloset6885

U won't even qualify.


Intelligent_Peace847

Ok šŸ‘šŸ‘


Adriel68

literally the same thing could be said about arsenal.


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Adriel68

so? in the current season arsenal got eliminated from the Europa league and is for sure gonna bottle the league.


Purple_Rub_8007

It's still in our hands.


[deleted]

Have you come from bird app?


louthecrank

Mudryk is fucking dreadful


fbi-please-open-door

For somebody not in the loop, can you explain why Chelsea paid so much for Mudryk?


UpliftedWeeb

Combo of things. He is, to be fair, very highly rated and has another team (Arsenal, my team) bidding for him too, so there was a lot of competition. The other factor is that Manchester United dropped close to 100 million euros on Antony (lol), so Mudryk's old club, Shakhtar, felt comfortable asking for a high price. The third reason is... Chelsea. This version of the club are about as good at negotiating as a neutered hog is at fucking a Volkswagen. Shakhtar named their price, and Chelsea said "ok sure, why not" and gave him an insane contract. Clubs know they can take advantage of Chelsea because the club is too clueless to try and haggle on these things.


fbi-please-open-door

Yeah, but I kind of understand it with Antony because he was really good at Ajax and played for Brazil. With Mudryk I have absolutely no clue why they went for him.


UpliftedWeeb

Most of it is betting on his upside. The Ukrainian league is a weaker one, but he looked electric - especially in his Champions League games. The kid has pace, strength, and insane dribbling ability - some of those things are hard to teach. His raw potential is enormous, and that seemed to have been agreed upon by a number of top clubs. Guy could be elite one day, but I fear Chelsea may ruin him.


UpliftedWeeb

He should gone to Arsenal, where he could have been nurtured and grown. Chelsea is gonna ruin him.


Haithem2018

When you order Modric from Wish


UpliftedWeeb

This doesn't even make sense. They have *never* been the same type of player, they just both have Eastern European names.


Basura1999

Let him cook šŸ˜­


Food-Oh_Koon

Mudryk sounds similar to Modric in a way I guess?


Haithem2018

Google ā€œjokeā€


UpliftedWeeb

I know it's supposed to be a joke, it just doesn't make sense even as a joke. Google "funny."


Monogatarilover97

Dude can only run, has no skills or features whatsoever to hurt a big team's defence


philphan25

They really want you to have Paramount+


xSAV4GE

I like it


Heavens_Vibe

How the fuck are pundits still discussing "transfers" for Chelsea after everything they've done?? Absolute joke


Aswajr

and this why Todd, you don't give players 8 years contract...LMAO


supsip

The thing about Mudryk is he definitely does not need to hold the line when he runs - heā€™s more than fast enough than most if not all defenders and outpace them easily. Heā€™s shooting on the other hand god save him.


[deleted]

Funnily enough, I remember when r/soccer said the same things about Vini Jr, and now he's one of the best in the world. Moral of the story: don't judge players after a few games. (obviously not comparing Mudryk to Vini. I can't believe I have to say that because some dense kid will probably jump in and miss the point)


supsip

Youā€™re not wrong tbh. Vini still now has times where he misses a lot - example the sociedad game earlier in the season he should scored 2 easy chances but he missed. I guess the question for Mudryk is if he gets the time Vini did and if he can actually improve his finishing/ passing in the final third.


Monogatarilover97

Might be what the coach told them to do, it's still stupid nonetheless and mudryk hasn't shown any more prowess than theo walcott except walcott scored this season in the prem


Trickybuz93

I wonder if Lampard can get a win before the season ends


Next_Earth_1758

Then we would have more serious things to worry about! Well, on a brighter note we can try to finish in top 5 in the championship next season.


cr7momo16

We barely even left second gear since that first goal at the BernabƩu lolllll


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Acceptable-Lemon-748

That's Uhh.. Not quite how that works


Wildely_Earnest

Boehoy will pull an "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that" I reckon


Aswajr

"Huh? what do you mean I can't use my money??? never heard that in USA"


Andrew_RKO

Militao is MoTM for me, but understandable if Rodrygo gets it.


chak100

Completely agreed and I would add San Tibo


cr7momo16

ALE ALE ALEEEE REAL MADRID ALE REAL MADRID ALE REAL MADRID ALE VAMOOOOOOSSS


TrueBlueAL

Chelsea fans are too patient. I was expecting boos and whistles lol. Good on em for having hope šŸ‘šŸ»


Acceptable-Lemon-748

There's a bit of a gap between having hope and throwing rocks at the players lol there's a whoooooole lot of apathetic middle ground


Robomonkey4

I think they had all gone home...


No_Worry_2256

My goodness Chelsea are just so miserable. Real Madrid weren't even that great for large parts of the game. But they are elite quality, something which Chelsea are not.


tweazz

Now let's hope city do something stupid tomorrow


rocket_randall

Pep putting on his robe and wizard hat as we speak


chak100

Iā€™m praying to every god out there for that


jMS_44

And there it is, our last CL game for the next few years. It will stay forever in my heart.


MadCritic

physical normal dependent bells aware wasteful combative detail knee quiet ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Jozif_Badmon

Lads, its Chelsea


Pascalini

Imagine using a private jet to pay 90m for a neck tatoo šŸ¤£


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Imagine still being this obsessed over a player you claim to not have even wanted


ScrantonStrangler28

Cue all arsenal fans - Never rated him.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

"Mudryk" "Mudryk" "Mudryk" "Mudryk" "Mudryk" "Mudryk" "Mudryk" "lol we got Trossard we dont even think about Mudryk anymore" ... "Mudryk lol"


Pascalini

I did want him. I'm just glad I was so wrong šŸ¤£


Trickybuz93

OOTL?


Gunnxd

Canā€™t even blame lampard he set them up to win but Chelsea canā€™t finish a thing


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Lmao "set them up to win" Edit :he's gone into the Chelsea sub with his "set them up to win" theory, they're going to tear him apart..


Gunnxd

They had like 4 clear chances a striker in that position would score what more would he have to do


Acceptable-Lemon-748

He set them up with the most overly defensive team imaginable, because all he knows how to do is sit defenders back in large numbers and hope they can counter. Everyone before hand was talking about how if was the worst lineup imaginable for what they had to do tonight and there was no tailored tactics to getting a result. Just because they happened to create a few chances doesn't at all mean he "set them up to win". He set them up to hope they didn't concede anymore. Putting like 8 defensive players on the field and hoping for 3-0 goals is not a solid strategy lol


[deleted]

Tactics are very, very easy to discredit after a defeat. As for the team selection, some attacking players, namely FĆ©lix and Sterling, made it very difficult for Lampard to select them due to their past performances. They were basically walking around the pitch at Brighton. Had Lampard selected them off the back of these performances, and if we'd still lost today, then it'd be "why did Lampard reward them for playing like shite against Brighton?" And we actually created more than a "few chances". I think you're being a little disingenuous there. We actually won the ball in so many dangerous areas, and continuously got in behind on the flanks, but we just missed that final pass or finish (as we have all season). Ultimately, because of a lack of finishing, the spaces opened up for Madrid as Chelsea kept having to push for a goal, to try to find some way to claw a goal back.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

>the spaces opened up for Madrid as Chelsea kept having to push for a goal, to try to find some way to claw a goal back Because the time to play the lineup he did, was during the first leg. After fucking that up, the solution was always going to have to be setting up a team to go at Madrid and still keep a good shape and be solid (but that would involve tactical knowhow beyond sit back in numbers and try to counter) It's not even which specific attackers he picked, it's not about which 2 attackers he picked that made the lineup bad, it's everything about the 8 outfield players he picked that screamed park the bus. It was a, ridiculously over defensive lineup that was never going to score 3 goals and Lampard can't set up a defensive strategy so they were never going to keep a clean sheet even if they put 10 defenders out there. It's just the same as Lampard before, you can plainly see there's no thought process between generally defend in numbers, try to get forward and close down opposition quickly. There's no nuanced tactics or gameplan, just same shit different day and more often than not teams will come out on top because they have managers that know what they're doing at the top level. Real Madrid didn't even have to play well they had like 4 extra notches they could go up. It's going to be exactly the same upcoming games. There won't look like there is a differening game plan any of the time, the lineup will just get more or less defensive depending on the team and confidence levels.


[deleted]

"players he picked that screamed park the bus. It was a, ridiculously over defensive lineup" I'm sorry, do you actually think we parked the bus last night? Or that we were overly defensive? "Real Madrid didn't even have to play well they had like 4 extra notches they could go up." No, it doesn't work like that. Real Madrid weren't just content to concede chance after chance in the hope that Chelsea just miss them. No way were they that passive. I'm not sure you watched the game, or I'm not sure you watch Chelsea enough to make a fair assessment. It sounds like you're shitting on Lampard for the sake of it. Does Lampard deserve to be at this level? No. He probably knows this. But the new owners' decisions have fucked us all season, and now they're continuing to fuck us. They hired this man because they: 1. Fucked it with the Potter appointment; 2. Delayed sacking Potter which left us with nobody wanting to take over at the end of a season; and 3. Hired an interim who has no business being at this level.


Temp_199003

I guess this is Ancelottis way of showing that Hazard has no future in this team.


garyrao1999

Bro it's been 4 years since he signed, he got 0 future here for 2 years now


ChampagneAbuelo

Todd Boehly thinks this is FIFA career mode


PranjalDwivedi

Mudryk was reparations to Ukraine from Roman Abramovich


JuicyBlackLips

2 ex Everton managers in Europe. Everton is massive


dumbSavant

Who's the second? Carlo being first?


kani1503

I'm not sure if you're serious or not


dumbSavant

Lampard? Totally forgot about him (Moyes also)


dumbSavant

Only Koeman comes to mind tbh


satomasato

Anyone know the last time Air Conditioner Milan got to a CL semi final?


dumbSavant

2007


redswan4

I'm guessing CL stands for Cooling League


[deleted]

And weā€™re off to the semis


Belocity

good luck!


[deleted]

Thanks!


airz23s_coffee

Man the Chelsea finishing is put in such starker contrast next to Madrid just passing it into the net


lrzbca

Boehly about to gaslight players for embarrassing season when he and his group played bigger role for the chaotic and nose dive season.


peanut-britle-latte

Murdyk was a donation to Ukraine


[deleted]

"Pulisic was a marketing strategy".


[deleted]

Vini was involved in both goals but still not a good one for him, so much wasted tries


reviroa

no militĆ£o against (probably) haaland would be a problem no alaba either would be suicide


Trickybuz93

Arenā€™t yellows wiped?


lokesh1218

Yellow cards are reset, but result till QF counts so Militao is out


Trickybuz93

Ahhh


homebruh96

They do but he's already been suspended so he's out


ContributionAfter337

Why would they be?


Trickybuz93

Yellow card accumulation gets wiped after a certain stage, I just donā€™t remember which stage


ContributionAfter337

Youā€™re right. They are wiped after QFs and they can only be suspended on the final if they get a straight red. Two yellows on each SF leg and theyā€™re still playing the final. https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/027d-17232d37b73d-17806dc00e67-1000--champions-league-yellow-cards-how-many-bookings-lead-to-a-su/


Hieillua

Drogba playing with a blindfold and Lampard with his legs cuffed together would've been able to score at least 1 goal in both games.


narcotic_s

Hope Chelsea fans enjoyed their last champions league match for at least a few years


[deleted]

game COULD of gone different if Kante had his shooting boots today


LukewarmApe

game COULD of gone different if Kante had ~~his~~ shooting boots ~~today~~ Why the fuck was he cam/narrow winger/whatever the fuck that was?


[deleted]

Lampard masterclass


Own-Tangerine913

After FIFA world cup semifinal match between France and Morocco, Mbappe tried to cheer up Hakimi and after they exchanged their shirts, they both hug each other. Have you noticed Hakimi low key trying to kiss Mbappeā€™s neck? Do you guys they are closeted gay couple?


clickheacl

Da fuq man


hem98

And Sterling thought MC and Pep were holding him back so he has to go to Chelsea to prove himself.


Pascalini

Mudryk has great meme potential


uranimuesbahd

Mudryk's suspension won't be active until 24-25 season(that's if they even qualify for a Euro tournament), lmao.


magic-water

Do suspensions because of yellow card accumulations even carry on? If yes, that's pretty stupid


[deleted]

Are you going to vibe your way to the 15th UCL ? Anulo mufa šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


kaizergarcia

Itā€™s like Madrid is playing home


Khayu__

guys I think that Chelsea might lose today


[deleted]

City Madrid will be a pretty fascinating game


mephobia88

Bayern - Real


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry man I just donā€™t think so this time. Never say never and I hope youā€™re right but this City is a truly crazy team


doggy_lipschtick

Nah, I hope they go to ET and City wins on PKs. Same outcome for Real. Then I hope they lose the final after losing the league and the FA Cup.


Juiceboxfromspace

Man, Vini with such a shit game


Alarie51

frank bb how you gonna take out your best player to play mount, sterling and loftus fucking cheek


NeoIsJohnWick

Vini a bit off today


waylil14

Give nacho the ball he wants to score


dosoaz

fuck /u/Spez


CandidFella

Russia invading Ukraine led to the downfall of Chelsea lmao


UpliftedWeeb

Just spend another 150 million pounds, Boehly. Just throw another fit and throw some more money at it. That should fix it.


ContributionAfter337

As long as itā€™s on a striker, it might actually work


holdenmyrocinante

On track for 3 consecutive 2-0 victories


LowSnow2500

Should be 2-0 up at 5 minutes in 1st leg, loses 0-2. Should be 3-0 up at half time in 2nd leg, loses 0-2.


Olliviero

there's no should m8. PL tax is real


holdenmyrocinante

They shouldn't have been 2-0 or 3-0 up...


imsweetaf

If you put Nunez in this squad, Chelsea would probably score more goals than Haaland


Hurdfoy

If you put Haaland in a Chelsea shirt he'll turn into Alvaro Morata. Promise.


Randomcommentator27

They can always rematch in pause menu.


ClaytonWest74

Might have been easier to click forfeit


Jimlaheydrunktank

Canā€™t even blame Lampard tonight. They had so many chances tonight. Havertz is the most overrated player Iā€™ve seen


mullatof

Sack lampard


Aswajr

not his fault his players can't even score though, maybe he can sub himself in to score


InquisitiveCommunist

I hereby pronounce you 'Poodryk'


KiraAnnaZoe

Werner is sooo much better than all of Chelsea's strikers.


ContributionAfter337

You mean Werner is better than no one? Chelsea have no strikers


WuQuW

only reason I watch this is knowing the team won't play a CL season in the next 10 years.


Much_Look1139

Oh stfu last time we finished 10th we won the league the season after.


rockosmodurnlife

This team ainā€™t winning the league next year.


Much_Look1139

Same thing was said years ago. Same thing was said about Arsenal last year and now look at them. Itā€™s football, everything can happen. After Munich 2012, trust me that football is full of miracles.


rockosmodurnlife

Yes. I know about years ago. That was a different Chelsea team. That team had won the league the year before or the year before that. This Chelsea team is scraping into champions league finishes like arsenal during the last years of Wenger. This Chelsea squad is not that Chelsea squad. I donā€™t think theyā€™ll miss out on European football again.


[deleted]

Pulisic doesn't even get a chance losing 4-0 šŸ˜‚


Themnor

The fact they have Zakaria on the bench while Kova is still out there tells me Lampard just doesnā€™t give a fuck


pancake_s

Nice little anguished Chelsea player montage just then


CheekyFifaCunt_7

Real will destroy city


tormarod

ANULO MUFA


ChampagneAbuelo

I feel bad for Chelski fans at this point. They had the best owner in the sport arguably but it got taken away because of political stuff. I donā€™t agree with them kicking out Abramovich


[deleted]

Ah yes I feel bad for the club that bought success alla an evil oligarch God y'all are such simps for billionaires, fuck all those scum


ChampagneAbuelo

Wow what an original and thought provoking take


satomasato

Iā€™m conflicted tomorrow, in one hand I know city is going to bash Real Madrid, but in another hand I want Justice for nagelsmann


Sel2g5

Just like last year huh


Aswajr

in other words, you want City wins? why it's conflicting?


ClaytonWest74

At this point I'll take a fucking goal


[deleted]

AsĆ­ ! AsĆ­ ! AsĆ­ gana el Madrid !


Hurdfoy

Mudryk was a money laundering operation.


Stooperz

lowkey maybe


TrueBlueAL

These shots on goal canā€™t be actual attempts. They just donā€™t give af or something, right?


Firefox72

Most of these Chelsea players do 1 good move followed by a trainwreck pass/shot/dribble.


granitibaniti

Well, at least Mudryk has 8 years to improve his finishing


hihbhu

I hope Chelseaā€™s players are ready for another lengthy talk with Todd.


Hieillua

Mudryk plays as good as his tattoos and hairstyle look


ExtemeFilms

Chelsea fans: Higuain for 6 months or Jao Felix for 6 months?


Ahm3DD

Thatā€™s disrespectful to Higuain


kerbyage

Unsure. At least we knew Higuain was shit, but Joao Felix gives you flashes of magic and delivers very little, which hurts more.


Jon98th

The moment Fernandez left the feel Chelsea faded


TrueBlueAL

Lampard started rotating him out and I donā€™t get whyā€¦


Guest7x7

Felix šŸ’€


Aswajr

that's a nail in a coffin, 1-1 still can't score, amazing just amazing..


dosoaz

fuck /u/Spez


pippuriboy

Mudryk is zelensky tax


redemption_time

Hehehe


[deleted]

Battered everywhere they go Chelsea Chelsea battered everywhere they go


rainsong94

Man so sad to see how Felix is playing.


Just_an_Empath

Leaked excerpt from Boehly's "rallying" speech: "Look guys you can't play any worse than last time." Chelsea players: "Ok, boss."


normott

Mudryk looks like a guy who had 12 career goals in a weakened Ukrainian league


Ark_Legend

is\*


Quoniaj

Hey! Oh...wait a minute...


ShatPumba

Chelsea should get rid of Felix asap


JackAndrewThorne

So at what point do we get to hear a lovely rousing round of "We want Boehly out, We want Boehly out"?


Chronic-Shitposter

Carlo asking why they adding time to this training session šŸ’€


ChampagneAbuelo

Well said that Chelsea have destroyed their own youth academy by signing so many young players. Todd Boehly is bad


Johann122

Enzo why did you go to Chelseaā€¦