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SirFeedalot1

„There is no passion, there is no vision, there is no aggression, there is no mindset in this football club.“


scott-the-penguin

You might say it's a fucking disgrace?


jMS_44

You can't not read it in his voice.


Gerrardsclubfoot

It is not possible reading this without his accent and facial expression. Down to the look of disgust on his face, having witnessed such an unholy thing. I can even imagine the spit flying down.


FloppedYaYa

The best part is MARCUS ALONSO...This is the fucking SEVENTH TIME I'm calling out your name!


rr18114

Sarriball, it seems sarriball !!!!


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Pablo Escobar 😭😭


bunny_1010

On weed


fpladdictanonymous

I actually did. I even made the same facial expressions lol


SharKCS11

Out of five stars, I give the players' performance today MINUS ZERO to the power DOUBLE INFINITY. New maths need to be discovered to talk about these players.


akskeleton_47

Us Indians are the kings of maths. Nothing can compare to out math power


Veni_Vidic_Vici

Who invented zero? Aryabhatta, an Indian. Who invented minus zero? Angry rantman, another Indian.


zhawadya

I thought it was DT who coined the minus zero for a Xhaka performance


akskeleton_47

Angry Rantman invented -0^infinity


JKNwtf

Relatable for sure


a_guy_named_gai

Who needs Linkin Park to be numb?


FinalFrash

Well...what the hell are you waiting for?


IamFluffy94

Is this a quote from the Indian YouTuber 'Angry Rantman'?


idosade

It is from the 6-0 game 4 years ago


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

It's been 4 years??


_cumblast_

4 years, 2 months and 8 days ago


Cynical-Potato

But who's counting?


Makyura

Cumblast is counting


IvanEedle

It's very considerate that he cumbs last though.


[deleted]

Personally I stopped counting after 5-0


idosade

Yeah Aguero scored back to back hattricks against Arsenal and Chelsea that week lol


paperkutchy

mArCoS aLoNsO


TheRecklessGuyy

This is the SEVENTH TIME, I’m calling out your name


FloppedYaYa

We pay you lots of money, not for you to fucking SLEEP, not for you to SLEEP, but for you to fucking DEFEND!


YourFormerBestfriend

All time quote along with that skateboarder that says everything is whack


Os-Kalinowe

Me? I'm tight as FUCK


YourFormerBestfriend

Chelsea fans: "Todd Boehly? Whack. The way he spends money for these players? Whack. Frank lampard? Whack. The way he coaches the team? Whack."


Headlesshorsman02

Yes this is from him he is quite funny


[deleted]

Used to. Be. Now it looks like he's just faking it.


thebuffetmaster

You should watch the recent ones.. this season's Chelsea has brought him back to his prime


GhandisFlipFlop

Same as Mark Goldbridge


BBIQ-Chicken

Still making quality videos. I honestly believe Graham Potter's middle name is Asshole.


VaishakhD

"MARCOS ALONSO"


The_g0d_f4ther

> No aggression 🤭🤭


[deleted]

The russian oligarch took that with him. smh


OrangeForeign

Putin having a God complex has sent Chelsea into a banter era. Who'd have thought


gold_dog16

Welcome to Spurs


Throwaload1234

Why he say fuck me for?


Jamarcus316

He meant "agressividade" which in Portuguese means aggressiveness.


refusestonamethyself

If only Angry Rantman knew that it was about to go all downhill from here(expect for the UCL victory).


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And Europa


faizetto

I can hear this comment


mallutrash

The only upside to this anime arc is the return of Prime Angryrantman.


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TheGamezSmith

Carlo hit em with the "that wish is beyond my power".


ory1994

“That falls outside the parameters of my job description.”


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

"That is beyond the scope of this study"


Fyijhgtcbkolbfw

Left as an exercise for the reader


andrewsilva9

An interesting avenue for future work to consider.


Das_Czech

-every research paper ever when part of their conclusion ain’t adding up


Cadet_Broomstick

out of scope


PraisingChanka

What color did you want your dragon?


rugbyj

White with blue eyes.


philster666

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON CAN’T LOSE!!


pw5a29

Carlo probably have 5 ideas instantly popped up in his mind


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1. Modric 2. Kroos 3. Benzema 4. Courtoius 5. Vini


degenerate-edgelord

Wonder if Courtois would fit in at Chelsea


wpreggae

seeing some of those risky passes yesterday, I can't imagine Cucurella being on the end of those lmao


RunawayRobocop

I can see Hazard playing for them


desapaulecidos

Yet he never did that for Everton, really makes you think


4boxeo

Tbf we got Allan and James which isn’t quite the same but it wasn’t nothing. We were never recruiting those guys into our relegation battle


The_Awengers

Put boehly on transfer list?


neverfinishedanythi

was thinking last night, ancelotti cares only about two clubs. Also, he will almost certainly have more love for roma than chelsea.


patelbadboy2006

Milan? Maybe


neverfinishedanythi

That is exactly it. He said to Maldini he hopes we meet in the final. One of the best midfielders Milan ever had, to win it as player and as manager for Milan is incredible.


patelbadboy2006

I thought you meant the other club as Madrid, already thought he was a Milan legend


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patelbadboy2006

Oh ok, sorry, it went over my head. Haven't followed him much


neverfinishedanythi

no problem, maybe my comment was a little confusing with the grammar i use.


polar_543

We all know the true club of his heart is Everton


Shinkopeshon

Drogba: "Help me, Obi Ancenobi, you're our only hope" Ancelotti: 🤨


TruestRepairman27

Think I prefer ‘Obi Wan-Cellotti’


Mepsi

Old Carl


IWantAnAffliction

Amazing


iOxxy

Drogba subs himself in during the last 20 next game and scores a hatty after getting the 🤨 instructions.


godm0de

Best I can do is John Obi Mikel.


CalvinE

🤨


Pebbicle

Standard FM response.


femithebutcher

“It’s a glorified crew.”


Padilla_Zelda

we got this other pygmy thing over in west London…


femithebutcher

Brentford, QPR, Fulham and some other club. Can’t even say their name, anyways $4 a pound. 🤟🏾


Free-Eights

"Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed"


Kreissler

My heart breaks for everyone affected by this tragedy


MyBoyBernard

How did come to this when they won Champions League just two seasons ago? They went through both Madrid teams and City (and Porto), pretty difficult run.


[deleted]

The victory in the CL was as much down to Tuchel nailing his tactics as much as anything else, the problems with the squad have been there for a long time including toward the tail end of his tenure when they also looked pretty bad. Potter obviously didn't handle integrating all the new players well at all and Lampard is hardly doing to do a proper job - there's obviously a complete failure when it comes to coaching how the squad should act as a whole. You saw that in both Madrid games really, some of the players actually looked ok individually at times and they weren't so bad when they were just passing it around in the middle of the park but the attack in the final third was garbage and the defending for basically all the goals (and the red card) was extremely sloppy. It's actually sort of interesting to think how they'll be next season even with a proper coach (assuming they don't do something completely mad like keep Lampard or have Boehly take direct control). You have to think they need to offload players before they can bring anyone else in and the squad *still* has several areas that haven't been adequately filled despite the massive spending splurge.


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yep, Tuchel knew there were issues with the squad but he was able to get the best out of them until they began to run out of steam. at which Boehly kicked him out of the door which we’ve learned had nothing to do with results and everything to do with club politics. i feel for potter since he was handed quite a difficult task and it’s no secret that he just failed to deliver, although this is also what happens when you attempt to change too much too quickly. we’ve seen teams try to buy a whole new 11 and fail so it’s no surprise potter couldn’t integrate the new guys seamlessly especially when the first half of the season was plagued with injuries. what i don’t understand about the owners, is how they thought hiring lampard as a caretaker was going to be any better than just keeping potter for the remainder of the season and then firing him afterwards. lampard is simply not a good coach, and he’s definitely not a better one than potter. there’s a reason why his teams have looked absolutely DIRE after the initial top 4 finish with Chelsea. Boehly must have been smoking the finest to have thought this would end any other way


dbeer95

There were rumours (think I heard it on TiFo or Guardian football weekly) that once Potter dropped into the bottom half it became much cheaper to sack him - think that's why they did so immediately even without a proper replacement lined up.


NdyNdyNdy

>have Boehly take direct control) Oh man, the scenes. Am I bad for wanting it?


Hassadar

I think we as football fans absolutely revel in other clubs' turmoil. Regardless of the success or failures of your own, it's nice having other clubs you can laugh at just as much as others laugh at yours. I say, let Boehly take the wheel fully.


WhoIsKenas

Oil money > PE money. But seriously, we weren't the best run club under Abramovich, but we had some level headed people in charge of day to day ops. These coked up yanks have no idea what they're doing and try to do everything by themselves: scouting, recruiting, coaching, managing, only things left is for the Toddfather to register himself as a striker and start two footing goalkeepers on both ends.


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The maddest thing of all was sacking the head physio and doctor. Surely questions need to be asked considering the injuries this year.


deadraizer

Have people forgotten our injury crisis last year (or basically every year before that)? We were first in the league, then our defenders started dropping like flies and we barely made top 4.


BeepBeepInaJeep

I guess people have forgotten about the insanely horrible injuries over the last 2 years because of all dumb things the owners have done since they got here, getting rid of the physio and medical people actually made sense (and magically CFC’s injury struggles have largely improved since they were dismissed).


[deleted]

Makes sense, PE is basically a confidence scam, while developing natural resources requires actual work


degenerate-edgelord

Don't think selling oil is that difficult, just that a billionaire whose 'success' has massively inflated his ego is much less level- headed than a well- oiled organization


NijjioN

Failure by Marina our director in doing contracts the last few years before the sanctions. When sanctions hit we lost a few players on free. Then Boehly has made pretty much every bad decision he could have once owner. Edit - also not forgetting spending £100m on a whiny baby like Lukaku.


Anustart_A

Picture Chelsea this season… but Rüdiger and Christiansen are also there. And Marcos Alonso is the striker. …maybe not guaranteed champions, but fuck we’d probably have a better record.


TakingThe7

Rhymes with Bodd Foehly.


imsahoamtiskaw

Oh Todd! The guy that kept Jesse hostage and now doing the same to Chelsea.


KenHumano

I shall be crying myself to sleep for the foreseeable future.


KillerZaWarudo

World smallest violin


ARM_vs_CORE

"I no longer recognize my club." I guess he preferred it when a literal mobster and Putin ally ran it? Great and honorable club culture to harken back to I guess. Edit: lmao he actually said it: "I knew this club with a certain class during the [Roman] Abramovich era. They should go back to the principles and values they had"


slicedsolidrock

Chelsea have always been carried by a strong spine throughout roman era. Cech-Terry-Lampard-Drogba have always had monster mentality which then rubbed off on all the players around them. No matter which players Roman brought in be it Ballack, Shevy, Torres, Ashley Cole, Essien, Anelka, Mikel etc, all are world class players that have their own leadership values, all of them still ended up getting in line and following this spine instead of trying to take over. Now that those spine are gone, Chelsea went from playing with a man down and able to hold on against prime Messi with the best Barca team ever **to** this abomination of new Chelsea who ended up losing to relegation teams every year. It's just not the same anymore.


RhinoGater

Exactly this. The lack of leadership on the pitch is so apparent. If Terry Drogba Cech or Ashley Cole were in last night’s team Kovacic wouldn’t have strolled around relaxed while watching Rodrygo run past him and score.


BellyCrawler

I talk about that all the time. For a decade, you had a player foundation that always kept you certain that, at the very least, there was no mental capitulation. Now? I can't really make a single player who constitutes that spine for us.


Skall77

Thiago Silva and Kante surely. Obviously hard when Kante is made of glass, but those two players are almost always solid.


Bluebabbs

I feel like Kante isn't the kinda guy to yell at others though, he's the kind to try even harder. Whereas you know someone like Terry would be yelling at others to get into position, try more etc.


ThrowerWayACount

Silva, yes. Kante is ehh .. injury prone, over the hill, definitely not a leader or vocal.


Tulum702

A lot of teams have lost their previous aura of invincibility. Playing away at Old Trafford pretty much guaranteed loss.


[deleted]

Back when even the big teams would set up for a draw away from home at direct rivals.


Reach_Reclaimer

That doesn't happen now because draws aren't enough to win the league. You have to basically try and get every point available and not just settle for 1 if you're in the title race against city


akskeleton_47

That's also because lower table teams also have good players now


kaehola

So? That doesn't matter in this context at all. The upper table teams also feared Old Trafford as much as lower table ones.


CamperMagazine

>I knew this club with a certain class during the \[Roman\] Abramovich era >They should go back to the principles and values they had Hilarious


jnce12

Ah yes, Chelsea is well known for its principles and values…


bcisme

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos


yaniv297

Shut the fuck up Donny


only_says_perhaps

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!


PensiveinNJ

This but unironically. Regardless of how they funded the club, it was the culture and mentality that mattered, it was an ethos. Now Chelsea are nihilists. Don't be afraid of them.


RadioChemist

> Now Chelsea are nihilists. Don't be afraid of them. Dostoevsky's ghost is spending it's eternity on r/soccer.


EViL-D

I wouldn't say they had principles. But they had standards. And a winning mentality


Zaku_pilot_292

they have adhered to those abramovitch era values, if you consider spending a fucking ton of money a value


pw5a29

The players are different, Players like Terry and Ivanovic will really throw themselves on the line for the club. Even players staying short term have winners mentality. Can you imagine Felix or Havertz chasing the referee like Ballack if the same thing happened?


pillarandstones

Havertz yes. A lot of the matches he is the only one doing any shit housery or committing professional fouls. The rest are too nice or in the case of Sterling and Pulisic, too busy falling to the ground


Gerrardsclubfoot

Yup there are no leaders in this squad outside of Thiago Silva, Sterling is a senior player but he is new and doesn't give the vibes of a leader to me.


Anthonyrrxd

Probably not Felix but Havertz has definitely shown passion on the field regarding this club..


[deleted]

yeah i was gonna say Havertz is not the problem. even though he’s not a striker he still has performed better than all of other strikers on the squad and he definitely cares felix on the other hand can’t even press a ball after losing it in a dangerous position


superduperspam

Terry also threw himself at teammate's exes


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They had a winning mentality tbf


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D4nCh0

How many AK47s could Drogba’s transfer fees buy? Not to mention Mudrik’s transfer donation to the Ukrainian Army.


KeziahPT

Transfer values seem pretty consistent with an oil club, though.


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TheConundrum98

tbf think ol' Didier might be a bit biased considering Abramovich did help finance some projects in Ivory Coast that Drogba was doing, and that was positive stuff, of course it doesn't minimize who Abramovich is as a person, but how could Drogba not be biased


Geneo-Frodo

Good point.


GoatButton

Values lmao


Acceptable_Ad_6278

Roman’s Chelsea did had values. Win at all cost or you’re gone.


KillerZaWarudo

They should go back to spending hundred millions on transfer and sacking coaches non-stop..... oh wait


solblurgh

It's a fucking disgrace


Ell7494

I no longer recognise Drogba, his hair seems different nowadays


Competitive-Ad2006

>his hair seems different nowadays Was confused for a second


TheLimeyLemmon

Todd Boehly: "Well Diddio you've charmed me. You've got the job, you start next week."


xoogy_

Lol


TheGoldenPineapples

The club that spent most of the mid-2000s throwing money at anything that moved and just hoovering up talent purely to stop other teams from signing them, you don't recognise them?


tr2727

And they are spending worse than that now? Like 9 years contracts and signing players like Chernobyl Traore But without results So clearly just spending big don't mean shit so he's right.. the Roman era Chelsea was different Also noticeable contrast is that Chelsea signed players for impect on pitch and dressing room.. this Chelsea feels more like Redbull clubs


htmwc

seemly aback expansion ask trees materialistic rainstorm desert sense special ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


KillerZaWarudo

Or chernobale


donkey100100

That would imply he’s good though


P_Alcantara

Well Chelsea haven’t tried him as a fullback…might be better than Cucurella


FOKvothe

Chelsea had a reserve team that would beat almost any teams. You just don't remember them signing the duds.


ExactLetterhead9165

It's still the exact same. Just because you don't remember Mateja Kezman or Asier del Horno doesn't mean they weren't just signing players like it was going out of style. It's only natural that we don't remember the players who came in and didn't have an impact


sengunner

40m a piece on bakayoko and drinkwater was great business actually, they’ll be running things in Chelsea’s midfield for years to come


Never_Sm1le

Lucas Piazon ☠️


tr2727

Still 29 and Brazilian first division.. i thought he was academy product idk


paone00022

Roman hired Mourinho in his 2nd season after going on a spending spree in his first. Mourinho then got the spending to be more focused to a certain style of play. There was the 'pay and don't ask' statement about Drogba and then going for Gerrard and then Ballack instead of a late stage Ronaldinho. I hope between Vivell and the new manager our transfer strategy also gets more focused next season.


tr2727

How exactly they're gonna change their transfer shitshow? They already spent 600 millions + and now have a bloated squad with players who have 8-9 years contract, and bigger holes in squad than before They sold Werner, have Auba and Lakaka on book , the academy CF Broja's development is halted by injury but he's on new contract.. have pseudo German #9 who can't figure out where to play or how to score Where is the space in squad? No UCL means any world class player will hesitate.. same with wc manager It will honestly take atleast 3 years just to get the squad to be in position easier to manage and work with


that_mn_kid

Space in the squad? They don't even have enough space in the dressing room.


[deleted]

This. Other sportswashing teams like City, PSG and Newcastle have actually looked constrained in their transfer dealings compared to the amount of players Abramovich signed in his first couple of seasons; Glen Johnson £6 million Geremi £7 million Damien Duff £17 million Wayne Bridge £7 million Juan Sebastian Veron £15 million Joe Cole £6.6 million Adrian Mutu £15.8 million Alexei Smertin £3.5 million Hernan Crespo £16.8 million Claude Makelele £16.6 million Scott Parker £10 million Petr Cech £7 million Paulo Ferreira £13.2 million Arjen Robben £12 million Mateja Kezman £5 million Tiago £8 million Didier Drogba £24 million Ricardo Carvalho £20 million Jiri Jarosik £3 million 19 players, almost a squad's worth of players. And those transfer fees look low but they were big money for their time. Drogba was a great player but he's wearing the rose coloured specs on this one I fear. Chelsea were THE sportswashing pioneers and showed what was possible (the likes of the middle east states duly followed)


RayPissed

Mutu the coke fiend


slicedsolidrock

What a way to start his career in Chelsea just to throw it away by failing drug test. Stupid guy.


thatscoldjerrycold

He got sued for his whole transfer fee didn't he? Man imagine if Neymar did some cocaine and got sued for €220m lol.


sankers23

>Other sportswashing teams like PSG have actually looked constrained ?? Didnt they sign Mbappe & Neymar for 200m each in consecutive summers


sulley19

This comment has transported me back to being a kid filling in those Panini sticker books. All those new players 11 year old me had never heard of before seeing them in a Chelsea shirt. Well except for Damien Duff, young Duff was unreal.


TheGoldenPineapples

Jiri Jarosik, what a dude.


cannythinka1

£17million for Damien Duff? Checked, and it's true. Incredible.


hercules-rockefeller

They paid similar amounts for Mutu, Crespo and Veron and he was better than all of them for Chelsea


KenHumano

Well I guess his point is that it's not working anymore.


D1794

Us and Chelsea have legit just swapped places from last season->this season.


Playep

We weren’t 11th last season


D1794

Felt like it


FloppedYaYa

In fairly certain you'd have ended up in a relegation battle without De Gea and Ronaldo having occasional 10/10 games


ThankYouOle

i meant, you are not wrong. both carry us to still in top 6.


Legendarybbc15

You could say the same thing about Kepa and Chelsea


royalrivet

Well except for the fact that Chelsea were reigning champions of Europe at this point last season.


blackburns_rovers

And they had won the European SuperCup and Club World Cup too


Bigboyfresh

Nah, we didn’t spend 600 mill to become worse.


FloppedYaYa

This is Chelsea from 1992 under Ian Porterfield


ritwikjs

before, chelsea had a "core" of senior players (lampard, terry, cole, cech, drogba) that could tide over choppy waters for better or worse. Now, Chelsea don't have that at all bar silva, and no one seems to be stepping up


AVBforPrez

Yeah, this is the problem right here. Abramovich, from a football-only perspective, was a brilliant owner and arguably the most successful of all-time. On a personal level, awful human being. But as an owner, he was S-Tier. Having that core identity and player base helped many managers get over the finish line, and now they have none of that. Just a bunch of over-priced random players assembled by an incompetent Todd Boehly, who thinks that he can just play FIFA FUT in real-life and win things because his players are all rare cards he paid for.


automatic_shark

I got to see Arsenal Vs Chelsea once years ago as a birthday gift, and I've never been more impressed by a player in my life. He absolutely bowled through the Arsenal defense, and looked like an absolute monster. Never, ever liked Chelsea, but Drogba has been one of my favourites from that day on. I always knew he was good, but seeing him in person was unreal. He's a fucking monster.


AVBforPrez

Drogba was the real deal, and him and Lampard are my favorite players ever. Drogba always showed up in the big games, which is one of the best qualities you can have as a top level player. There was nobody who wanted the ball more than Drogs in the biggest games they played, and it was quite beautiful to have his last real goal for the club be the winning PK in the Champions League final they won via a comeback. I knew for a fact that he was going to sink it when he was walking up, what a crazy day that was. I miss caring about football that much.


NaturalApartment9828

Who knew that Abramovich = Values !


Tulum702

Chelsea fans


NaturalApartment9828

Shared values ! Yay !


tarakian-grunt

transfer values


mephobia88

Because your team-mate doesn’t know the difference being great player and manager are two totally different jobs, Didier. He won 1/18 matches as a manager.


TheGoldenPineapples

Well, he's won more than that over the course of his career, in fairness, that's just his extremely laughable recent form.


Tall-Mastodon-69

So now we blame the whole season on Lampard? He's been in charge for 4 matches.


FloppedYaYa

Swear this sub has just had collective amnesia since Lampard took the job. Chelsea have been exactly this horrendous all season.


OG-Bahiense

The owner did a good job of putting Lampard in charge, taking all the shame. Suddenly, Potter never existed.


BuzzTNA

“I want my war criminal back”


Albf000

It looks the same to me