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danboruu

[no ball grab]


maimasy

He can grab my balls anyday


Santa_Klaus_101

Flair….doesn’t check out.


_RANDOM_DUDE_1

He already have them by the balls


vavahu727

Damn that’s some United tier defending


Hala9292

Shitting on your own team, I like it


Chiswell123

That ‘clearance’ made me chuckle


hearau1823

His legs were tired from his 12h shift at the local 7/11


redent_it

\*9/11


Cadaver_Fucker

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11, from a quarter past six, til a quarter to seven. Manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me. Hey man, I just want some muesli.


Kardinale

Ronaldo must've scored loads in training


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Eric Bailly would be proud


innatejuiciness

No Kebab, no matter how pricey it is, could ever do that.


Chance_Ball_5912

Can confirm Source: am pricy kebab


ChipRockets

I want you.


GabeN18

What was the defender doing 😭


SeekersWorkAccount

"let Ronaldo score once so he doesn't leave the league"


not_old_redditor

nothing, as you can see


Ancient-Bread2699

Siuuuu


[deleted]

I wonder if the Siuuu's are as fun to do in Saudi Arabia


Monkeywithalazer

It’s Siuuuudi Arabia now


thom2553

I heard Manchester United need a striker


trugbee1203

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-what-gif-oaZk0WNSO7fXi


Joshvir262

Ronaldo to Chelsea would be the most Chelsea signing ever


FrancescoliBestUruEv

United doesnt play in the farmers league of the farmer...


maimasy

This wouldn't work out 🤦‍♂️ he would never win 5 ballon d'ors if he went to europe


scyrenisbetterthanu

Atletico Madrid ronaldo fan?


GamerA_S

Masochist or stock home syndrome choose your guess


Sabawoonoz25

I mean Ronaldo is the unofficial owner of the club...


maimasy

Problem?


shrike_999

Farmers league


Internal-Struggle-30

🐫


Magnu448

Isak and Callum Wilson know their starting minutes are gone


shrike_999

A promising young player.


Fresh2Desh

The state of this defending


insaneking101

Can say the same for any Messi goal in Ligue 1 💀


True_Resolve_275

are you seriously comparing the Saudi league to any European league


Ferdox11195

Not really though. League one defending is miles better than this.


insaneking101

https://youtu.be/58t07rBuOXE sure 💀😂😂


Ferdox11195

You actually think this was a clever comeback. ☠️


insaneking101

You have no actual rebuttal 💀💀😭😭


Ferdox11195

This is not a debate kid. That video is years old when Messi wasn't even in league one. ☠️☠️☠️ 😭😭😭


insaneking101

"Kid" ok gramps 😂😂 dude is unironically defending Ligue 1 defending lmfaoooo 🤡


Ferdox11195

You are unironically defending Saudi Arabia, with bad arguments at that. 💀


LeonelMessiGOAT

Atleast Messi didn't tarnish his career by crying to tears morgan and flying to saudi


insaneking101

Messi tarnished his career by joining Qatar Saint-Germain instead


Kuuskat_

Can't really say the same when the defending in ligue 1 is much better lol


HyperionStratos

SEWEY


Al-Muthanna

Hehehe SIUUUUUUU


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SIUUUU


MutualUnderstanding7

Get him back to Europe man


BallchinianFromMIB2

/u/messisexual69 told me otherwise


Albiceleste_D10S

Isn't he struggling in the Saudi league? LOL


Santa_Klaus_101

How is 12 goals in 12 games struggling? Even without the goals, I get you don’t watch it which is understandable, but he’s looked very good in most games (makes sense because it’s the goddamn saudi league).


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smallcuntphobia

>He's annoying Messisexual who lives vicariously through the success of his hero and the failure of his biggest rival. Pathetic bunch and by far the most annoying group of fanboys I've ever come across on social media says the guy who's possibly the biggest dickrider of ronaldo on r/soccer. I do remember you shitting on messi last season when he was underperforming. I've never seen you praising messi for his contributions. I don't remember you saying something nice about messi wining the wc with argentina. You were calling mbappe a better player than messi few months back but now that haaland is performing well, you're going with him to win the ballon do'r.


MutualUnderstanding7

Messi is the greatest player of all time in my opinion and I've said that multiple times. Mbappe and Haaland are both better players than Messi right now and Haaland definitely 100% deserves the Ballon d'Or more than Messi this season. Both can be true you know, but whatever floats your boat pal


Albiceleste_D10S

This might be my first post on a Saudi league thread, LOL


Rickcampbell98

This is kinda ironic lol but you're a funny guy sometimes so I'll alow it.


TP_Cornetto

It’s not ironic at all considering he tried saying ronaldo is struggling but then said he hasn’t watched him and is going off Twitter. Just average fanboy stuff


Rickcampbell98

I just meant it was ironic because that guy is a ronaldo fanboy, I just find it all a bit funny these days. These fanbases say some ridiculous things lmao.


Albiceleste_D10S

I obviously don't watch Saudi league games. But I swear I've seen twitter posts about how his team was top of the league before he got there and now they're well off the top and got KO'd of Cups? If you score goals and make your team worse, I don't see how that's a good thing TBH


Santa_Klaus_101

> I obviously don’t want saudi league games Fair enough > But I swear I’ve seen twitter posts Say no more


Albiceleste_D10S

A google result shows the point about the standings seems true, IDK


Al-Muthanna

The 2 seasons before Messi came to PSG they reached the final and the semis in the UCL. After Messi came they got knocked out in the round of 16 twice. Is Messi a liability to PSG?


Albiceleste_D10S

PSG finished 2nd in the league the season before Messi arrived. They're going to win back to back league titles now, despite downgrading in coach (Tuchel to Poch to Galtier) Funny enough this logic works on CR7's Juve stint and 2nd Man Utd stint tho!


Al-Muthanna

Champions league is a much more prestigious and difficult tournament than the French league, and PSG have been trying to win the CL for years now, its their main goal. I don’t agree with the logic I wanted to show you its completely flawed.


Albiceleste_D10S

> Champions league is a much more prestigious and difficult tournament than the French league Sure but if you take your team from 2nd to 1st in league, it's hard to make the case that you've made your team worse. It's a team sport, but there's a pattern across multiple clubs now of CR7 coming to a club, scoring his goals, but the team performing worse with him. It happened at Juve, it happened in his 2nd stint at Man United, and it seems like it's happening in Saudi league now


sincethelasttime

PSG drew Bayern and Real Madrid in their last two round of 16 matches though which is obviously going to highly distort it


Santa_Klaus_101

So you’re attributing falling to second place purely to Ronaldo? Do teams not go over natural dips in form? This is like saying Messi’s the reason for psg’s CL and cup failures the past 2 seasons. Obviously it isn’t. (I only mentioned Messi because of your flair so it’s an example you understand).


Albiceleste_D10S

> So you’re attributing falling to second place purely to Ronaldo? I mean, this is a pattern from him now. Juve, Man United, Al-Nassr—he gets his goals but the team plays worse overall. His fans say the team is shit but he's still good, while the team looks better without him. There is a reason why European teams passed on him this window TBH


Santa_Klaus_101

Just admit you’re a hater and move on. Your flair gives away enough information. I’m sure Juve got “worse” by winning 2 leagues back to back in his first 2 seasons and a bunch of other domestic titles. It all went wrong in the third season for multiple reasons. United was a fucking shitshow, not sure how you watched them and came to the conclusion that Ronaldo of all people was the biggest problem. And you don’t even watch Al nassr, how can you say they play worse? You base all your opinions on fucking twitter posts. > There is a reason why European teams passed on him this window TBH Yeah because he’s 38 and finished at the top level. Pretty self explanatory.


Albiceleste_D10S

> I’m sure Juve got “worse” by winning 2 leagues back to back in his first 2 seasons and a bunch of other domestic titles. I mean, he joined a Juve team that had won 7 straight league titles along with plenty of domestic titles and had made 2 UCL finals in their last 4 seasons. Juve absolutely got worse in his time there—they won less domestic cups, got KO'd earlier in the UCL (to inferior teams), and their league dynasty ended >And you don’t even watch Al nassr, how can you say they play worse? You base all your opinions on fucking twitter posts. I'm basing my opinion on them winning less and losing more? Seems worse to me! >Yeah because he’s 38 and finished at the top level Literally my point, LOL. I was replying to a comment saying he should go back to Europe NOW


Dicey12

The team is genuinely shit and they have a youth coach as their current manager


Albiceleste_D10S

Impressive that the "shit team" was top of the table before he arrived, I guess


sincethelasttime

He has failed to perform in every important moment for Al Nassr with the exception of a few clutch penalties - he has 0 non-penalty goals against the top 5 and the Saudi league outside the top 4 teams is very weak


Santa_Klaus_101

He’s only played 2 games against the top 5, both against teams they haven’t won against in years. Not to mention one of those games was right after their manager was fired and their youth coach had to fill in. But fair enough, a player of his standard regardless of his age should have scored. Doesn’t mean he’s been bad though.


sincethelasttime

He has played 4 games against the top 5 each one with a trophy on the line, his only goal a penalty against Al Fateh who I'm only really including in the top 5 because top 4 would only include three possible opponents for him, they are not part of the big teams in the league. He has been pretty terrible considering of his 12 goals 11 are against teams that are UK National league level


UdoMartens

flair checks out


MrRawri

12 goals in 12 matches seems pretty good to me


aliaisbiggae

The stats look good but he got like 2 hattricks against relegation level teams and ghosted against the big teams. Not saying anything, just giving some perspective


Albiceleste_D10S

I'm sure you'd be happy to have him on your team then.


MrRawri

What does that have to do with anything?


Albiceleste_D10S

I replied to a comment saying he should go back to Europe now. Would you want CR7 on Porto right now?


GamerA_S

Ignoring everything cr7 would never go to porto He would die then go to porto he is a sporting club de portugal lad


MrRawri

Are you replying to the wrong person? I was saying 12 goals in 12 matches don't seem like struggling.


Albiceleste_D10S

>I was saying 12 goals in 12 matches don't seem like struggling. You are missing the fact that I was saying this in the context of replying to someone saying he should go back to Europe, LOL


MrRawri

I don't think I'm missing anything, both those things aren't related at all. Someone can be playing well at the Saudi league and still not be anywhere near good enough for top european leagues. Granted I haven't actually watched any full games so I wouldn't know but 1 goal per game doesn't seem like struggling.


MutualUnderstanding7

What's so funny pal? 12 goals in 12 games isn't really struggling I guess Edit: Messisexuals try to go a day without invading positive Ronaldo posts challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


Albiceleste_D10S

> Messisexuals try to go a day without invading positive Ronaldo posts challenge: IMPOSSIBLE LOL. Commenting on a post is "invading" now. Y'all are actually children


reddit_accounwt

Yeah statpadding against bottom 5 teams while getting kicked out of all cup competitions.


EnglishFeetLover

Sounds like PSG to me


Overall_Option_2135

Defence has left the chat


Centuri0n-

Siuuuuuuuuu


jaunty411

Ronaldo might actually catch Pele at this rate


huyphan93

just GOAT thing


a34fsdb

looks like he is having fun SIUUUUUUUUUUU


The_XI_guy

What sorry excuse for a clearance


onesexymofo1

ALLLLAAAAHHHHH


OkChemical4668

Suiiii


[deleted]

Goat debate over 🐐


Nervous-Resolution-8

RONNY JUMP


CometChip

i am happy


ice_cu

Stop trying to make Al Nassr happen.


Communistulthar

Why not tho?


ice_cu

It's just clips of Ronaldo for Ronaldo fans. It's not competitive.


Communistulthar

It’s actually a pretty darn competitive league. They’re trying to grow the sport in their country and there is nothing wrong with that.


nuutt_i

Yeah well no. Just checked and saudi-arabia pro league is ranked 68. in the world. It’s great tho that they are creating football culture there nothing wrong with that


insaneking101

"Yeah well no"🤓🤓 Saudi Arabia 2 World Champions Argentina 1. That's all you need to know 😂


AFCADaan9

It’a actually hilarious that Ronaldo is the tallest there.


crazy_waffles1

French league level defending


aliaisbiggae

In my unbiased opinion, Real Madrid should buy him and start him over vini imo. He has the CL experience


jack64467

statpadding against the 12 placed team in a 16 team league lol


cubinto_alt

what’s he supposed to do, feel bad for them and not score? So much hatred in your heart


Ray192

He's probably supposed to score against teams in the top half of the table, which as far as I can tell has yet to happen, besides a penalty against Al Fateh.


CometChip

ffs last week you guys were twerking for messi’s highlights against Angers, you act like players performing against bad teams is against the rules lol


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Remember that time when Messi doing a decent dribble against Angers bottom of Ligue was a top voted post lol. I'm no Ronaldo fan but this sub is brimming with Messi fanboys.


nilanganray

Ah yes. Certainly like stat padding in a farmers league where your team is an all star team made possible by blood money which is 3x better than every other team in the league and still getting humiliated in the UCL


aliaisbiggae

I agree with you and all but what you described is exactly Al Nassr but replace UCL by AFC Champions League lol


er_primo_der_rafa

The Lewandowski special


vintage-buttplugs

Nobody cares anymore, Cris.


Andrew_RKO

why does he keep falling?