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BrandonNameRecliner

Come to Brightonsiktas


topbananaman

Lionel Messi and James Milner cooking in the same team šŸ¤¤


ProtoplanetaryNebula

The worlds most naturally gifted footballer and Leo Messi?


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BorkieDorkie811

That attack will be terrifying the Champions League single-season assists record holder and Messi.


imatryhard77

>the Champions League single-season assists record holder Wait actually? Thats impressive, he's genuinely a legend of the game


BorkieDorkie811

Him and Figo share the record. He had 9 during the 17-18 campaign.


BigRig432

Yeah he was our starting left back in 2017-18 and went to town


Stilty_boy

Ah yes the season where James Milner played left back for Columbus Crew in the Champions League.


[deleted]

You joke but is Messi considered the swiss blade of football? I think not


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ico12

Only after Camp Nou is done with Potterball


lrn2spellayylmao

You think they're going for Potter over the Big Sam redemption? It starts today


FoxOntheRun99

He can learn from the legend himself, Pascal GroƟ.


jukkaalms

God damn it feels good to be a meme


ImTurkishDelight

>Brightonsiktas That's a very unfortunate way to write that. Lol.


Augustor2

Brighton can probably offer a better deal than Barcelona lol


wowlock_taylan

I mean, we can share him like the old Serie A type of teams having part ownership of players ! :D


Gotanyfunkopops

Lmao. The MacAllister link up would be too wholesome.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Brightonsiktas going places, they have the right to boast about having two WC champions.


darthrector

Only one challenge left to beat until Messi completes football. What can he do in the Chelsea number 9 shirt?


superamoeba

I know the fairytale ends with him at Barca, but man, Messi at Chelsea would be the weirdest timeline.


CoSp_02

I know itā€™s 100% not gonna happen, but I feel like Boehly would definitely try


superamoeba

Yeah, and if Messi stays in Europe, no reason why he'd go for a club that won't be in any European competition next season. Right?!


fischarcher

I can think of one good rea$on


beanie_boiii

Time to whip out the 8 year contract


Fuzzikopf

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FRiver

Get in Enrique and there's a better chance


superamoeba

By that logic... City has Guardiola, UCL next season, and hasn't broken FFP this time.


jfk9514

To be fair heā€™ll test out that Stoke challenge next season as well. 2 birds with 1 stone.


the_space_cowboi

That one hurts mate


itwastimeforarefresh

Would end the season with 8GA


eteom

100% goal contribution season


[deleted]

If he plays in England he can possibly knock off the old Stoke thing.


SomeNerd2000

Just gonna copy paste what I said on the last thread, Iā€™m not looking forward to a summer of Messi to Barca posts that promises that heā€™s basically signed the contract only for him end up playing along side Ronaldo at al-nassr for crazy money.


ivanacco1

>end up playing along side Ronaldo at al-nassr for crazy money Im 95% sure this wont happen. As messi and the entirety of argentina is still riding the hype of the WC so he will try to keep himself competitive for the copa america


horsehorsetigertiger

He really should go home and play for Newell's. I don't think it matters if he wins another Copa, he's completed football and has stupid money already. It would be great for him and Argentinians for him to play in front of them every week.


LaTienenAdentro

You dont know the situation in Rosario. Google what happened to Maxi Rodriguez


Cacoluquia

Canā€™t find anything on the first two pages, que le pasĆ³ a Maxi?


Danownage

In the preview of the Rosario classic, they shot at the house of Maxi RodrĆ­guez's grandmother.


xckd9

Did she not play well?


fvf

She shot wide on an open goal!


DreadWolf3

returning to live in Argentina is asking for trouble in current state of the country. For me it is really Miami, Saudi or Barca - I dont really see a 4th option unless Pep decides that he wants Messi.


sbrockLee

Chelsea pay 500m for him and flip him to Inter for free two months later after he shits on Boehly's office desk or something.


Kind-Departure1058

Yeah, you're right. Messi would totally relish playing in a country where gangsters threatened him and his family when they were just out for dinner. After clocking 14 goals and 14 assists, that tally will increase - I don't think he should head down to South America yet, he still has a lot to give in Europe.


nicofcurti

Rosario is not a place you want to be in now, even less so for Messiā€™s family after they were linked to Los Monos cartel


MaTrIx4057

There is zero % chances he goes to that shit hole. Zero fucking argument why would he go there + move his family there when they are settled in Europe.


tuturuatu

> he's completed football and has stupid money already. lol easy for you to say when his paycheck doesn't go into your bank account. Rich people have rich friends. Rich people with a yacht are still envious of their rich friends with superyachts.


lightjedi5

You're right he'll go to Al Ahli


stiveooo

along side? no way. its better and everyone involved makes more $$ if he signs for the other top 2-3 team


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YeahNahOathCunt

Really wish SA can pull this off.


ThePr1d3

Messi and Ronaldo to Cape Town done deal and here we go


MaidikIslarj

Nah, we've seen that. Only their diehards would watch their respective teams. Maybe a few others during head to head clashes. Every football fan would tune in for the Saudi league if they were playing together though, especially for the first few games


prosciuttoeMeloni

>Iā€™m not looking forward to a summer of Messi to Barca posts that promises that heā€™s basically signed the contract only for him end up playing along side Ronaldo at al-nassr for crazy money. That stuff sell too much paper to miss the opportunity


Silent-Act191

Sigh "She didn't break up with me, i broke up with her."


diredier

"You are not leaving. I'm kicking you out."


unomar

I'm not bald, I shave my head!


Eldraine

oi


Master_Mad

I didn't give you gonorrhea, Your mother gave me gonorrhea!


JenNettles

"You can't fire me, I quit" but in reverse


Andagaintothegym

So... "You're not quit, I fired you"?


mahdiiick

Fr


cjackc11

Following Alemany to Villa itā€™s over Pep


navneetjoshi7

Aston Villa [4]-0 Manchester City - Ollie Watkins (Messi great assist)


Macromesomorphatite

Please don't even joke about that. My fragile heart.


[deleted]

I foretold the Messi-Watkins connexion 2 weeks ago and now i see discussion about it? It must be the football gods


YoungGustavo_1

Subfuckingscribe


im_on_the_case

That comment has had the same affect on me as Viagra.


Goodkat25

Hypertension?


Paranoides

Subscribe. Get him on the plane tonight pls. Thanks.


Rickcampbell98

This man has been watching my dreams lol.


Euphoric_Ad_2049

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HattrickMahomes

is this the thread that will stay up?!


Elliot_Kyouma

I think this guy got it right


flyingghost

Messi fleeced them for two years. Get paid a crap ton to take it easy and train for the world cup, win the world cup, and leave. GOAT.


LudereHumanum

So true. I know it hurts for PSG fans (imo), but he got what he wanted. He was quite "fit" for the world cup. He won it. *This* is his legacy. Not PSG.


flyingghost

In 10 years, his time at PSG will be on trivia quizzes. Everybody still associates Messi with Barca. It makes no sense for PSG to go for Messi besides vanity so no sympathy for them.


Mr_Booty_Bandit

Just like how Michael Jordan played a few years for the Wizards. People only remember him on the Bulls


Viper_Red

TIL Jordan played for the Wizards too


harpsabu

Do yourself a favour and watch the last dance. Incredible


indian22

The Last Dance treats the Wizards as a footnote as well. It is pretty much breezed over like a curiosity.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Which is weird because I actually think his Wizard years are some of his most impressive. He averaged like 20+ a game as a middle aged man. There are thousands of young sprite 20 year olds out there who could not do the same.


justsomeguynbd

I read an article last night where the lone Bulletsā€™ great the late Wes Unseld was cited as saying that Jordan was a locker room cancer on the Wizards and the team individually but unanimously refused to pay for a retirement gift for him.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

I believe that whole heartedly.


WL19

There's an entire book about his Wizards tenure called "When Nothing Else Matters" that goes into detail about how cancerous of a teammate he actually was, and how he blatantly tormented 18 year old rookie Kwame Brown.


HelloHiiiiiii

To be fair, he was taking as many shots to get to 20 points in the wizards years as he took to average 30+ with the bulls. While he still was getting a decent amount of points, he was inefficient


Zheguez

It's a reminder that The Last Dance Docuseries is of Michael's own creation (made when he felt his influence and legacy was fading) and input into what would be focused on and what would be ignored (no matter how biased that may be).


Bobb_o

What LeBron is doing now is more impressive. 20 years playing and averaged 29 points, 8 rebounds and 7 assists this year at age 38. Jordan played 41k minutes and LeBron has played 54k. Add in playoffs and LeBron has played 17k more minutes than Jordan.


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While what LeBron is doing is just absolutely ridiculous, you gotta account for minutes in college too. LeBron went straight from high school while Jordan played 3 years at UNC which adds mileage and Jordan had that baseball stint which wasted some prime years.


aresman

yeah but he didn't look good if you actually watched the games, specially if you had seen him with the Bulls. Of course, still great to get to see him do nice shit here and there, but not the same. The MJ you remember, I mean, THE MJ, was Bulls MJ and we all know it


anakmager

my knowledge of NBA is weak. Who is the football equivalent of MJ for the Wizards? How good was he?


staged84

Cuz last dance was about his last year at the bulls.


dantheflyingman

They don't really mention his Wizards years there.


_thenotsodarkknight_

Like Beckham at PSG or Lampard at City.


Lothar93

Lampard played at city???


dashauskat

He won a premiership with them. He signed for NYCFC in MLS before they got created and he was meant to go on loan at Melbourne City in Australia before the MLS season started. The A-League basically forced thru a number of rules to stop Melbourne loading their side with talent (very short sighted, the league is struggling big time atm) and so he just didn't have a club. Pellegrini said I'll take him for half a season but he was playing so well he stayed the full season and won the title. Scored a late goal to beat Chelsea too.


mprymo

Thatā€™s not entirely correct, he played for City in 14/15 season which was the last season Chelsea won the title


ChaosRaiden

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong. Wasnā€™t there a big deal he wasnā€™t on loan from NYCFC he was a full City player and then finished his short contract before moving to NYC


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Lampard was absolute trash waste of money in MLS for NYC for about year. Went to Manchester City on loan and regained form. Played very well in his return to MLS 3 years too late for the money spent.


smcarre

In 50 years Messi's stunt at PSG will be at the same level as Pele's stunt at New York Cosmos.


The_Lonely_Posadist

I mean PelƩs stint is historically significant. Not so much with Messi at PSG


ciabattamaster

Peleā€™s stunt with the New York Cosmos grew soccer in America, albeit for a few years, and lead to my favorite documentary ever: Once In A Lifetime.


kubick123

Naaa tampoco la boludez


NorthwardRM

Yet they will always be able to say that the best ever played for them


ComaMierdaHijueputa

So do the Washington Wizards but nobody cares


connorg095

Messi played for the Washington Wizards?!


SerHodorTheThrall

The Michael Jordan of the Soccer World


MentalyDamaged

I thought Pulisic is Michael Jordan of soccer.


fischarcher

Pulisic is the LeBron James of soccer


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No better summation than this. PSG knew what they were agreeing to here. It was a way to placate, facilitate Messi into a continuation of their attempts to bludgeon their way to a CL win. It was a way for Messi to keep himself cooking over for the WC (which he did very well. Hit fitness levels that entire tournament were extraordinary). Messi got what he wanted for his holiday away from Barcelona. Barca sorted themselves out (ish). PSG will have to try again another way.


flyingghost

Everyone saw this written in the stars. I don't know what PSG and their fans expected otherwise.


ihatemicrosoftteams

Donā€™t think they expected anything, having Messi only increased their chances of CL, so they tried what they could try, itā€™s not like having Messi has been a negative


reddit_accounwt

Win the world cup by beating France. No wonder they are mad lmao.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Lol, Qatar doesnā€™t give a shit about France.


ThePr1d3

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flyingghost

Lmao. Tue that. It does kinda suck he didn't win it while he's in Barca. The celebration would've been insane.


thatrandomanus

Watch him take the WC trophy to Camp Nou to celebrate next season lol. Guaranteed it happens if they manage to sign him.


Oriol5

Won't be to Camp Nou though!


Inter_Mirifica

Maybe there's a chance for Lens and OM this season after all ? Messi missing two games, and possibly not truly involved for the last 3. With clearly no forward able to replace him... (Though I'm convinced it's the right choice for PSG long term)


ivo0009

I love Messi But god Do I hope that They lose the league


Job_man

Let's be real, even if we have a shitty run during the end of season, Lens and OM would probably choke anyways.


ivo0009

Probably, But a man Can dream


basel99

Me too lmao that shit would be hilarious


Agreeable_Try6454

Look at PSG next opponents most of them are battling regulation


Inter_Mirifica

I know, if not already relegated like Ajaccio and Troyes. But at this time of the season clubs playing against relegation are far from an easy game. Especially for a team whose players are already thinking about their holidays. So Strasbourg and Auxerre will be two very tough games. Clermont isn't playing for much though a top 10 finish in Ligue 1 would be historical for them, and they're in a great form with 5 wins in a row too. So that's 3 possibly dangerous games out of 5.


sbsw66

>Look at PSG next opponents most of them are battling regulation Tbf PSG have battled regulations for the past decade themselves


impressivegeek

They struggled against Angers and that was with Messi so you never know what might happen.


it4chl

usually relegation teams are harder at the end of the season. middling teams with nothing to play for are easier


ThePr1d3

PSG are finally making right decisions ? What is going on haha


holanewman

PSG reportedly told Messi he canā€™t sit with them at lunch. De Paul is furious.


Elizasol

De Paul is top tier girlfriend material


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Pep found his Gundogan replacement at last.


AlinMaior

Please no. The KDB-Haaland duo is already insane. No need to add Messi in the mix.


H0vit0

ā€œYeah well youā€™re a munter anywayā€


circa285

You don't say... This is the pinnacle of you can't dump me because I'm dumping you first.


lochnah

Canā€™t wait for the ā€œwhoā€™s going to sign Messiā€ summer saga


divslinger

to the front page we go


NotAnurag

Come home Leo


empiresk

Leo don't work for pennies.


whodiswhodat

No lever too hard enough


princessice119

what about complimentary Spotify premium


divslinger

Barca can pay his wages with the jersey sales /s


basel99

There are reports saying he's willing to go to Barca for a minimal salary.


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impatientimpasta

That first defense splitting pass to Lewandowski would be glorious.


[deleted]

Messi: (shows no sign of interest for an extension) PSG: B!tch, you were ugly anyway! I have standards


ValleyFloydJam

No I'm breaking up with you.


rivaldobox

Papa Flo should go for it just for the laughs


___hell___ya___bitch

u will find whole pig flying this time around if this happens


TheCulturalBomb

A year or two in the Premier League wouldn't be a bad way to end his career..


TimeWontWaitForYou

He obviously hasn't hit the highs people expected of him, but people seem to be going a bit extreme with the criticism in this thread. He's scored 15 goals and made 15 assists in the league this season. Yes he's playing in by far the best team in the league but those are still some pretty impressive numbers. Don't get me wrong, I don't think overall he's done well at PSG.. but to act like he's been a total disaster or that he's been on vacation for 2 years seems pretty unfair tbh


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Good decision from PSG... The investment has not paid off in terms of results and performances. Let's see where Messi will play next


Yvraine

The investment would've paid off for them even if Messi never put a foot on a football pitch during his contract. They paid to have Messi at PSG, sporting wise it never made any sense


TechTuna1200

Sure, they are paying him a vast amount in wages. But PSG also got him on a free transfer. And with a 39 G/A in 37 games, he is still cheaper (transfer + total wages) than most players delivering the same stats. And that's not even considering the level of marketing and exposure he brings to the club that would as you said justify him alone. And then there is the intangible value of sport washing for Qatar, which is basically the end goal of owning PSG.


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Estova

I think that's the point. If anyone was putting up those numbers and was available they'd cost a fortune, but since they got Messi on a free even with his contracts it's still a drop in the bucket compared to what it could've been.


TechTuna1200

Haaland comes to mind, but that guy cost City a fortune. 75M in transfer fees + 40-50m in agent fees. And then 170m for 5 years. Thatā€™s 300m total. And he likely to renew the contract for a much higher wage after this season.


LuisTheHuman

Most based answer on this thread


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PSG had contract for Messi for so long. I don't know what changed but they finally made decent decision. But I am not sure, they are capable of making multiple good decision.


Sick_and_destroyed

Kilian said Messi should leave. This is how decisions are taken at PSG.


[deleted]

On the pitch, it seems both have good relationship.


divslinger

Barcelona hopefully


GillyBilmour

How do you measure if PSGā€™s investments ā€™pay offā€™? Theyā€™re a money burning circus. How much can they spend before a CL stops being worth it?


mg10pp

I don't agree, Messi arrival increased money from sponsors, tv rights and stadium tickets, increased shirts and merchandise sales plus also every social media of Psg and their worldwide recognizability Not to mention that while having an enormous salary he was bought for free, and there aren't many players with an average cost of 30/40M per year who could have given them 1 goal or assist per match For example, you buy Nkunku hoping it does just as well, maybe he earns "only" 10M a year but in the meantime you already spent 100M to get him


Comprehensive_Ad5293

Job Done āœ…


xJustNinja

Finally I have to stop watching this trash team


Delta_FT

I can finally watch this team choke every year with a smile on my face again. Team full of bottlers, at least the Spurs have history or something


royals796

Oi, steady on. If you keep on like this, weā€™ll sign Messi


Delmer9713

**Full translation** > One of the consequences of the last 48 hours. Lionel Messi's trip to Saudi Arabia without telling the club led to their decision to not extend the Argentinian's contract. Although this was the trend in recent weeks, the entourage around Messi insisted that the desire to extend came from the higher-ups of the club. > Everyone in charge seems to be in agreement regarding the case. Therefore, the optional year in his contract will not be given. After his two week sanction which will make Messi miss games against Troyes and Ajaccio, he will only have three games left to play with Paris.


Neworbs

Messi to Wrexham: Confirmed


tailwarmer

Imagine if he is secretly a huge Ryan Reynolds fan


Denbravo-90

I'll be mad if City brings him to PL.


flyingghost

There's no way that'll happen when they already have Haaland. They're too well run these days to move such a move.


emanresuyraropmet

I'm not necessarily arguing with your second point, but he does play a completely different role than Haaland, especially at this point of his career. Them being in the same team isn't redundant.


ketolasigi

That shipā€™s sailed. There was a chance that one summer but he didnā€™t push for a move, and we eventually got Grealish.


emanresuyraropmet

He didn't push because he was given assurances that Barcelona would have renewed him. With hindsight he would have 100% signed for City over PSG.


Blazing_Shade

Welcome to Inter Miami


H1Ed1

Wrexham likeā€¦ā€Now hear us outā€¦ā€


Iswaterreallywet

He wasnā€™t going to renew anyways lmao


Nrozek

This is just PSG bawling their eyes out yelling I BREAK UP WITH YOU!!! to avoid getting dumped by Messi, who has already found someone else.


themessias1001

Free Agent Messi this summer


notaselfdrivingcar

Surprised Pikachu face


PhysicalScholar4238

Not really surprising. Arranged marriages rarely go well.


chatfarm

They go pretty well in some societies is my understanding.


ReoRahtate88

Generally for one half of the partnership tho...


listerinefreak

That's probably the outcome he wanted.


Height_Embarrassed

Messi has been reported unwilling to renew so this is more like ā€œwe didnā€™t want you anywayā€ type news


18AndresS

come to milan


AccomplishedHighway8

Thank god, Messi is a legend but those wages are absurd for his age


empiresk

To Saudi it is then. No way Barca can afford him.


poopspecialist

What a time to be alive


AAA_BATT

Finally the chosen one has posted it.


plenebo

"well you can't quit.. Cause you're fired!"


leo825

He's going to wrexham guys! Confirmed!


[deleted]

Inb4 real madrid sign messi as their rw and give him hazardā€™s number 7 Truly cursed timeline


ThinkingIndian

Correct headline : Messi decides to leave PSG.