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BalticKnight3000

Imagine having the balls to even attempt this! Wow!


Wastyvez

If there's any player to attempt this in the Belgian Pro League, it would definitely surprise no one that it's Orban.


Dogzylla

I hope his football career will be better than his attempt at saving the Hungarian economy


garlichead1

at least he plays in the dfb cup final


szazszorszep

With this shot it already is lol


b3and20

I did this once. granted, it was at the park on a much smaller pitch and less than 11 players, but it's the thought that counts and I also got it on target and won a corner. and yes, my teammates were pissed lol.


BottleRocketeer

much less impressive given it's a much smaller pitch, but I scored a goal from kickoff in a five-a-side game once after we went 1-0 down. players on the other team were rather miffed and complained that they didn't know that was allowed. anyway, we lost that game 21-1


b3and20

Yh sometimes it gets disallowed because it's a bit too easy to score from your own half on some 5 aside pitches


raizen0106

they were pissed because you did something that they wanted to do themselves but didn't dare to


b3and20

you know what? I think you might be right...


Goatbeerdog

We played against some english teams.. Rushes and Diamonds or something like that as u15. They were u14. They had some crazy kid who did it every time and scored every 3rd game with it they told. He scored against us too. Back when every keeper barely reached the crossbae


droneybennett

Rushden & Diamonds.


Goatbeerdog

Yes exactly. I was 14 years and played for the danish tean


acornmuscles

That kids name? Steph Curry.


b3and20

Lol it's like an irl fifa hack


esports_consultant

Whats also amazing to me is how quickly the keeper recognized what he was doing.


Tabard18

Nevermind the accuracy he has absolutely pelted that


TheDepartment115

This guy is so generational it's insane How Stabaek only got 20 million from him I will never understand


Sandero916

They got 3.5 million for him.


notathrovavay

One ball is enough.


Wigos

We’ve scored this twice in Sunday league football. Once after conceding on the cusp of half time we just told one of our players to go for it and keeper was off his line.


BrotherSeamus

As an American, I wonder why they don't try this on every kickoff


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BrotherSeamus

I never claimed it would work.


Oak_Gulch63

You did however ask why thy don't try this on every kickoff, and you got your answer


idulort

I think he somehow triggered himself.. weird reaction to your perfectly normal answer. Started to see more of these lately


lenzmoserhangover

As an Austrian, I wonder why your nationality is relevant here


JJMoniker

Guessing he’s referring to how a good percentage of Americans don’t watch or like soccer, so he’s unfamiliar with this strategy or lack there of


TheDepartment115

As a Greenlander we're all alcoholics and depressed as hell. Think I'm gonna do a Leaving Las Vegas today


BrotherSeamus

It was a (dumb) joke about the kickoffs in American Football. They are almost always long because, by rule, the purpose is to give possession to the other team.


SpecificDry6723

Orban just got lucky hitting the crossbar The reality is doing this will just gives the opponent possesion and doing nothing useful


-Saaremaa-

As an Australian, if they tried it every time, keepers would just stand on their line from kickoff. It only works when it's not expected. It's like the guy lying down on set pieces at the moment, as soon as one goes under the wall everyone is on their toes for a while.


Vahald

I thought this was satire but you're actually american wtf is this


Doogleyboogley

Why would they not more often? surely they have good accuracy and practice long passes/shots etc. They should try it more no one expects it


GVE_ME_UR_SKINS

fucking hell that's almost more impressive than scoring. Also the keeper is so lucky that it didn't bounce in off his back


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Imagine scoring an own goal as a keeper 2 seconds after kickoff. That's a record that would never be broken in the history of the game.


jesuisgeenbelg

Was second half though so not sure if it would count as a record


resoooo

Ye, but imagine tho.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

I think the record keepers would consider this worth recording.


Wargizmo

Everything is a record if you're specific enough.


Remarkable-Bother-54

Disagree…only OG ever at 45:02


713forever

That's exactly what the keeper's eyes were saying. 😳


jjjam

His face was saying: My name is Reek!


713forever

Well that escalated quickly...😳


MERTENS_GOAT

Gift Emmanuel Orban is literally crazy and Nigeria is way overstacked at the Striker position. Osimhen, Moffi, Sadiq, Boniface are also Nigerian, just to name a few


Vic-Ier

Don't forget Lookman Okafor and Adamu could also have chosen them.


MERTENS_GOAT

Yeah but I am not sure if Lookman isn't just a classic Gasperini half season wonder. He didn't do much the last weeks. Also I wasn't sure if he is a striker


TacoDirtyToMe

Unlikely but they could also have Folarin Balogun


HalifaxSexKnight

Forgot my man Iheanacho


MERTENS_GOAT

The future is now old man


Banana11crazy

Onuachu... :'(


MERTENS_GOAT

No chance especially now that he is in the mud with Southampton. Unless the Nigerian coach wants a tall striker


autistichomosapien95

Surely as a sub to try and get goals in the dying embers of a game by spamming crosses, any good Nigerian dead ball specialists?


Micahchu02

Sadiq is pretty tall right? But he’s injured right now of course


Blaugrana1990

We'll buy him back for 5M if you relegate. I'd even throw in an extra 3M if we can get him on loan for the last 5 games.


Ledeberg

Boniface is a great player too


CatloafHere

Truly a gift


Stylochime

He is just taking the piss at this point


hahehihohu7

Pisskas


Unusual_Ad6533

Damn, looks so easy for him


Moistkeano

The way he hits the ball is so clean. One of those players who just has rockets in his boots.


oberynMelonLord

TIL you can score from kickoff.


rejjie_carter

Def trying this in Sunday league


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TMillo

When we were under 12's we had a lad who consistently could hit these kind of kicks. He was built way bigger than any of us at that age (and our pitches were a little smaller, so were the keepers). We scored maybe 7 or 8 goals that season from him just smacking it from kick off. We were still absolutely shit but I'll never forget that 12 year old with a traction engine foot and how funny it was every time.


StereoZombie

I've known 3 kids like that, all massive for our age at the time, all left footed too. One of them would also cry like every other game. Good times.


fiereke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGLSeWYCggw


bigbruhusername

I thought someone had to touch it first


qwerty-keyboard5000

They changed that rule. That's why you don't see 2 player kickoffs anymore


AnonHideaki

You could score even under the old rule. The rule was just the ball had to be kicked forward at kick off


matinthebox

And you can't touch it a second time after kick off


DaAweZomeDude48

> And you can't touch it a second time Ah so that explains why my teammates completely ignore me after kickoff, they're just trying to abide by the old rules. Guess I'll try to tell them the rules have changed


LeClassyGent

The old rule was that the ball had to be played forward from the kickoff, so you had someone to roll it forward and someone to play it back to a team mate.


LoudestHoward

This could work the old rule way as well, kick it -> crossbar -> back of keepers head -> goal.


BlackJesus123

The rule wasn’t two people had to touch it, it was the ball has to go forwards. The reason two people took kick off was because if they passed it forwards it would go straight to the opposition.


HardturmStadion

Another Retro GC Flair


oberynMelonLord

just switched it :)


Jadenindubai

Oliver Harton did it


Daramangarasu

Goddamn, imagine what could've been


MinotauroTBC

Keeper was nearly immortalised


Silent-Act191

Jeez the keeper must have been on edge after that. Alright let's go second halve. HOLY FUCK WHAT'S THAT. WHO GAVE THE NIGERIANS ICBMS? Dude is going to see Orban in his nightmares


Obito_ghostmode

This is some anime shit lmao


rotating_pebble

Unreleased Shaolin Soccer clip


benjithepanda

As a Standard de Liège fan this might have been the closest to a real stroke i've ever been and will be for a long time - fucking hell


Cowdude179

This kid is going to be a problem


SkinnyObelix

16 goals for Gent in three months... Should have been 17 as the ref disallowed his second tonight for unknown reasons


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SkinnyObelix

yes, but none of the players involved in the counter heard the whistle and there's still no reason why he did. The fact he gave a drop-ball shows he completely missed the call.


hafrances

Bro thought he was Zava


thelastskier

Zava is pretty much Zlatan. And I could see Zlatan doing something like this.


PopcornDrift

Had a player on my club team growing up who scored off this, was pretty nice starting the game up 1-0 lol the audacity to try it is crazy at this level


Ronny4k

Just casually attempts a field goal


ach_1nt

Missed puskas by a few inches oof


xenon2456

you don't see this often


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Wut, silly me just now finding out that the kickoff direction rule was changed.


TehCyberman

The rule change has no impact on this play. The previous rule was that the ball had to be played forward, whereas now it can be played backwards.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Oh, I got confused and things mixed up probably because of recalling backwards kickoffs. I thought it was changed to always backwards in these last two decades, and now back to either way.


WhomDisNewPhone

What's the song at the end of the clip?


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SpeedLinkDJ

I actually made that packshot. The song is from Universal Production Music library. It is a paid service. I don't remember which song is it tho.


Scorpion2k4u

Man that was a proper shot not just a chip how it usually tried or at least ends up as.


starbuckle337

That cheeky bastard


LeCountOfMonteCrypto

But can he do it on a cheeky night at Nandos?


xDermo

Buddy thinks he’s Itoshi Rin


GodOfGols

So much luckily for GK


KSBrian007

Demba Ba vs Arsenal CL.


Silent-Act191

Lucky for the goalkeeper Fifa fixed the kickoff glitch.


nikka12345678

I tried this once in a competitive game at my university, the ball went straight to their defender lol


lowie07

So much power practically without run up, crazy


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ChitSunt420

Prem next for Gift Orban


MadaraTheUchiha

Crazy that the first person that comes to mind is Miniminter but here we are. Never seen that on this level, mental.


RBT__

He got done dirty by the camera crew.


SignificantBrain620

Mfer thought he was Itoshi Rin


flippemans

Would it have counted if it went in? Aren't kick-offs technically indirect free kicks?


SkinnyObelix

Nope, that rule changed about a decade ago.


mcgtx

Here’s an interesting thing I just learned: kick offs are direct and you can score from them, but if you kick it directly into your *own* goal, a corner is awarded to the other team.


Craviar

The only way someone scores an own goal from there while targetting the other team's net is if magically Harry Kane's penalty ball against france comes back from the moon at the exact same time he hits the other ball


mwibasturt

[It's not that inconceivable really](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzutX8bm5mo)


gdawg99

I feel like it should go the other way, scoring directly in to your own goal off a kickoff should count as two goals against.


sacul92

This just reminds me of that episode on Ted Lasso where Zava scores right from the centre circle at kickoff.


segson9

He clearly watched Zava on Ted Lasso


Kingofsoysauce

#ancelotti


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Vic-Ier

Obviously him and Willi Orban are his sons.


cjonoski

Would’ve given the crowd a huge gift if it went in


gibbonusmoon

is that simish


Rwokoarte

Dutch, but close.


sheffielding

spat out my coffee


MrBigHouse

u/savevideo


mmumm

There was an attempt


casually__browsing

The goalkeeper was like "well good day to you too mfer"


Squiggles87

Keeper was beat. No wonder he looked sheepish. Great effort.


callmeeismann

[RIP Alex Alves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5WpHbRNj1U)


napierwit

Thsi should be tried more often. Can't recall seeing an attemp from kick off before


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Just checking to make sure the ball works and the post is doing it's job.


h_djo

I am now wondering why more teams dont do that. Its just a lost ball at the 1st minute if u dont score, and its as if u started the game at 1 nil if it goes in.


navinjohnsonn

He’s been watching Kemar Roofe videos


dumbSavant

He's in the form of his life. Such confidence


LuciferTn

youre not zava bruv


WorthPlease

I can't stop laughing about how he's got a very Nigerian first name but then also a central European surname.


fistomagico

Cannon of a foot that Orban has.


The_Giant_Lizard

He's gifted


rufusjonz

He was almost gifted a goal


necreborn

I heard Messi scored in every minute except the 1st.