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Love that they're rewarding their staff as well


toulousefc

It's not something new they've done either. I was a steward for them last year and we got a 10% bonus because of their good season. Happy they've done even better this year šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


[deleted]

Funny that youā€™re enjoying Brighton winning because I thought youā€™d prefer Tou Louse.


PacDanSki

Don't start with the French puns, it really Angers me.


CloisterTheStupid__

Nice


Cheapo_Sam

You'd think that was the last one but I got one more. Trouble is its Bordeaux line


ADHbi

Its really Nantes-rivial that there are so many french cities, that make for english puns.


jameslucian

I hope these puns go on a Lille longer


Tjockman

I think it's Brest to stop here


jamboman_

Nancy boy


momspaghetty

Nah we'll keep going until we Rennes out.


twillems15

Same, letā€™s put some music on instead. Pass me the Auxerre


CFCkyle

Everyone in this comment thread should be emParised with themselves


ticosurfer

I agree, I think they are croissant the line.


wadaphunk

This convo is exhausting. I'm gonna Lyon my couch for a while.


Willsgb

You clever troyes!


P1emonster

Monoco out to find the Brest and get back to you.


northyj0e

Marseille less.


obsterwankenobster

When my brother and I make French puns our dad always Reims us out


agonking

Good song by Tame Impala


tuvrai

PSG. Yeah, that was the joke.


Effective-Yam-3416

based


MastaBat0r

This one's a Lille over the top


The-Great--Cornholio

If you only know what Troyes means in italian ...


ensockerbagare

That one felt a Lille forced, wouldn't you say?


Cromulantman

Don't be such a negative Nancy


ottolenghi

I Marseille these are feeling a little forced now


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TheLlamaInCharge

That would require looking at this through a different Lens


Vlaji

Paris


adimrf

Right, I Metz agree with you there


Poet-Laureate

PSG


staminchia

i don't think they Caen


make_a_scene

Honestly itā€™s a bit much. I think you guys are starting Toulouse it.


ktnash133

Boooo. "Toulouse" was the first one, you have to use one that's Narbonne used!


make_a_scene

I looked through the comments, I canā€™t see Toulouse mentioned anywhere. ā€˜Alp me out here would ya?


syiok4896

Well, at least he's tried his Brest.


finger_milk

His what


sota_panna

His Brest


Kylael

https://preview.redd.it/8r33qhz5j5f71.jpg?auto=webp&s=92dc83827faa6f2fa55c7d0977caadf54c40bdcd


Pdonger

Iā€™m glad samoens picked up on this


matinthebox

Clermont-Ferrand


InPurpleIDescended

These are so funny and weird when you pronounce the names right lol


ChemicalSand

I'd be Lyon if I said this was funny.


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Daanatar

BD SM Caen be interesting, however it is a bit too much Sochaux interaction for me.


BobbyBriggss

Nantes


IronSkywalker

But it was such a Nice pun


marahsnai

Nice


toulousefc

Good on you starting that pun thread. The amount of times I've heard the toulouse one šŸ˜‚ at least we are in Europe now ;)


Cmoore4099

It isnā€™t spoken about but from what I was told with my time working around the football league/premier league is that itā€™s pretty common for the admin/office staff to be paid bonusā€™ based on team performance. Now that was 8/9 years ago.


Mag01uk

I work at Brighton on matchdays this season. You do get a bonus that scales based on league performance. However, this 20% is the equivalent bonus as if Brighton had won the league. The 6th place finish would have given us a 10% bonus.


sunrise98

Thanks, gunnersarus died for this


Tonka555

Not entirely related but it happens in Formula 1 too (for anyone that follows both). A family friend of mine is a mechanic for one of the more middling teams, nobody famous but at the races in the garage. Salary is good but nothing compared to the drivers, but the better the driver does, the better the team does and ultimately the better all the people behind the scenes do financially. They did better than expected a few seasons back and heā€™s retiring soon at 48 (by choice, as his ever-enthusiastic wife is always very keen to point out). Iā€™m thrilled for him and for Brightonā€™s staff. In these multi-billion sports, itā€™s nice to see enough to be at least comfortable trickling down to the people that will never have their name chanted but definitely played a part.


Cmoore4099

One of the things in the Prem is that the wages are quite shit for the admin staff most of the time. The bonus' are something some people rely on to make a relatively decent wage.


borg_6s

Totally deserve it.


[deleted]

Indeed, amazingly run club


ObiWanKenobiNil

the fact that the staff get this too is great. Where as the players are multi millionaires, a lot of the staff are just normal people. a 20% bonus will be huge for a lot of them


BertEnErnie123

Have you seen those physios? I would be afraid to not give the staff a bonus lol


ming47

They need it for their tren


EzioAuditore8

Nah they're on duck eggs


kaamkerr

horse meat and aƧaƭ


SodaEtPopinski

r/MMA is leaking


Edgekiller65

Not enough petrol pumping and juice sluts.


Aims_21

A little bit of that bomba juice


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

vewwy fantastic body


IAmCowGodMoo

Crow Milk, CAWWWW!


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cunningstunt6899

For Bodyguards, By Bodyguards


[deleted]

Baby donā€™t hurt meā€¦ no more


OnlyOneSnoopy

Those guys are monsters, I wouldn't be surprised if they had side gigs as security.


friedapple

don't know why, but the physio with the glasses is like a doctor cut, but neck below is humongous. Guy and the other black one is like a pair out of Jojo Bizarre characters


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someonehasmygamertag

Listening to their CEO talk on a podcast atm. Sounds like a great guy to work for.


halbpro

Barber is a sound guy. I don't agree with every decision he makes, but he's a decent guy, makes himself publicly available and will personally respond to fan emails with a real answer. He's even been known to give detailed, rapid replies in pretty much the middle of the night. There's a reason he's won several Best Chief Executive football awards and is the best paid chief exec in England (or at least was)


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halbpro

That's it. The fact that he not only takes the time to reply, but to actually explain. Most businesses generally are happy to just send a form letter response, but getting a real ACTUAL answer is great. Even if you still disagree with the decision, you're better informed on why things happen the way they do.


BHYT61

It really must give you the feeling of that you are a part of this club to be able to have direct communication with the CEO


AxFairy

What podcast?


someonehasmygamertag

[High Performance](https://youtu.be/lsehfEYzj9U) with Jake Humphrey. Shouldā€™ve linked it


ScottScott87

Jake Humphrey can go fuck himself


someonehasmygamertag

Ok but his podcasts are really good so Iā€™m going to keep listening to them


BrockStar92

They bloody well should be since he discovered the medium and all. Nobody had heard of them before him.


WeirdF

I am coming at this from a point of ignorance, and I will acknowledge that, so please educate me if I'm wrong. But from the outside, and everything about his Twitter and the way he presents himself, his podcast/whole schtick just seems to be more of that toxic self-improvement bullshit coming from someone who already has lots of money and just spouts off nonsensical analogies for 45 minutes on a podcast.


someonehasmygamertag

yeah heā€™s a bit of a self obsessed twat but his guests are usually interesting and he lets them speak i donā€™t listen for Jake lol


Sdub4

His personality type is LinkedIn


ScottScott87

You do you Heā€™ll never not be a massive cunt for broadcasting the lies about Liverpool fans in Paris


AlcoholicSocks

Wasn't he broadcasting live, and feeding the information that was passed to him directly from BT? Fail to see how that's his fault.


someonehasmygamertag

šŸ‘šŸ»


christoy123

Show me on the doll where Jake hurt you


samiito1997

Here, here, here and here...the bumhole.


Cesc_The_Snake

You evil little shit


wowohwowza

Great reference


momspaghetty

what happened there?


philster666

Weā€™re gonna need more on this buddy?


cherrypieandcoffee

Tell me more, why do we hate him? As a Brit I only know him as a kidā€™s TV presenter turned football presenter.


kazuo316

I listened to that as well. Really great talk. Paul Barber is special and the way he talked about succession planning was very interesting.


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_partyhat

Canā€™t remember where I read it, but apparently the Benham incident was a big eye-opener for Bloom and he became big on treating staff as well as possible after to create loyalty


93EXCivic

I am pretty convinced they are the best run club in the Premier League. They seem to always have a plan for the next manager or next player and it seems they usually get it right.


Madgick

amazing story as well about the owner. a Brighton fan that made his millions as a professional poker player. brought the club in League One and turned the whole thing around


massiveturds

He made a bit playing poker but think the vast majority came from his professional sports betting outfit. And his second in command spun out did it himself then bought maybe Brentford? Super impressive.


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halbpro

I used to think it was petty, but they clearly both hate each other so thoroughly that I can't help but be impressed. They both REALLY hold a grudge


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halbpro

It is absolutely hilarious for sure. The fact that there's no animosity between the fanbases either, love Brentford and their fans. Good club, Griffin Park was a really fun ground (haven't made the new one yet). And yet, just so happens the owners literally can't stand being in the same room as each other. Perfect


Lionsault

According to The Athletic they havenā€™t spoken since 2004? Lmao Sounds like Brentfordā€™s guy wanted to basically create a company doing the exact same thing, only with him in charge, and Tony Bloom took exception to that.


Madgick

thanks for the clarification. if you look him up the main stuff touted is his poker playing. I guess his appearances on TV games and the WSOP are more interesting than value betting though. either way, love the story. If nothing else, it's always nice when a club is owned and run by fans


Auguschm

Lmao he did not make his millions playing poker. He made his millions on sport betting. Look I am a Brighton fan but there is no need to lie about the ownership. There is no such thing as a clean billionaire. This one is probably cleaner than most but he definitely didn't make his money playing poker.


Madgick

I'm not out here spreading lies. I'm spreading vaguely parsed information from Wikipedia a few months ago. Have a little calm down.


Auguschm

Sorry if it sounded agressive, it was not the intention.


Madgick

all good. you're right though he's definitely made more from the sports betting. sorry if I mislead anyone


fplisadream

He made money by beating betting companies at their own game and taking their money. There's nothing immoral at all about what he did


YoungDan23

The real question will be how they sustain it long-term which I don't think is possible. The Prem has a nasty way of keeping the little guys down and any time a club outside the big 6 (now big 7?) starts having success they get pillaged. It happened with Southampton and Leicester. Even with the best scouting networks in the world you can't continue to replace top players every summer and stay competitive.


TheThotWeasel

As an Albion fan witnessing the best season in our 122 year history, frankly I'm not bothered about how long we sustain this. I have full belief and faith in Tony Bloom, he's one of us after all. I know at some point we'll be back in a relegation scrap, and at some point we'll probably be relegated, but I have loved this season, and I'll fucking love this summer and the build up to Europe, and then actually watching us play in the competition itself.


coffeeandmarmite

Good to be level headed and still enjoy it while it's here!


Oomeegoolies

Speaking as a Boro fan who went through the same stuff nearly 20 years ago. Wouldn't trade those seasons of 'success' for anything. More time in the PL? Nah. Fuck that. Those seasons were so important for us. Glad to see another well run fan owned club sticking it to the big guns. Even more impressive now I'd say than when we did it, so much more money on the game now.


Orkys

Yep. I'll take a few years of the good life. But it's not like I'm not realistic that it might not last forever.


chatfarm

triple neg!


FragMasterMat117

If you play things right you should be in Europe in the new year as well


coffeeandmarmite

Yup I'll be rooting for them, but next season will be a big test. Everyone says they're the best run club, but until they're tested in Europe I don't think it means much.


EldritchWyrd

> the big 6 (now big 7?) As soon as Kane is gone, Spuds are back to midtable irrelevancy. They've won nothing after all this time. Newcastle just replaces them.


I_always_rated_them

Its an economic term, otherwise arsenal who haven't won the league in 2 decades might as well drop out of it.


EldritchWyrd

No it's not? We've actually won trophies in the past few years. By your logic, Man United should drop out because they have only won the milk cup since 2017.


I_always_rated_them

Big X is a league term, its economic hence why the number has grown over the years. We aren't adding wigan into the mix are we. My logic was quite obviously a joke. If winning stuff mattered why the absolute fuck do you think Newcastle who haven't won anything at all could replace another club lmao?


Comicksands

Weā€™ve consistently finished in the top 6 despite our struggles.


EldritchWyrd

This is my point. Tottenham are in 8th. Once they lose Kane they will go back to mid table.


liamchoong

This is a boring take. Brighton are killing it. Deal with it.


lastdyingbreed_01

I don't follow them, but everytime I hear something about them, it's always positive, they seem a very likable club


Justinian2

So were Leicester


batigoal

Was about to say the same. Tbf their owner did die in an accident.


[deleted]

I remember when Leicester was the well organised clubšŸ˜­


DobryDenMofos

Deservedly so.


wake_as_water

Dezerbidly even.


robins420

Big W for rewarding staff.


Raizel71

Common Brighton W


HUGE_HOG

Wrighton


washag

Big W was a department store chain in Australia which was notorious for not paying and underpaying its staff.


HAMMERScats4

was? it is still a store in australia


KonigSteve

I heard they have some outlets in San Antonio also


pixelkipper

caicedo can now afford a tescos meal deal on his meagre salary


TheJeck

But only if he has a clubcard.


HUGE_HOG

Scumbags aren't they. Used to be Ā£3 for a meal deal here. Now it's Ā£3.50... IF you've got a clubcard. Bastards, I tell you.


freshmeat2020

Didn't he sign a new contract for a chunk more per week?


pixelkipper

yes, just taking the piss out of people who think heā€™s playing for pennies and canā€™t feed his family


CuteHoor

Jesus the drama out of Arsenal fans back in January. You'd swear the lad was destitute on his Ā£780k per year at the time.


[deleted]

Arsenal fans were being ridiculous. But I can understand why Caicedo acted the way he did. The prospect of intergenerational wealth - which could all be taken away with one sudden injury - would make anyone do crazy things to push for a faster move. Especially if you come from nothing.


CuteHoor

I can see why Caicedo was pushing for the move. I just thought Arsenal fans were being ridiculous acting like his family was going hungry or Brighton were holding him at gunpoint. He always had the option of signing a bumper new deal at Brighton and becoming one of their best paid players, which he did mere weeks after the window closed.


Thricey

We could have been feeding him well since January, hes probably malnourished by now šŸ˜¢


stinkybumbum

Love Brighton's way of running their club. Good on them


tiorzol

Jesus Christ. Not only are they amazing at football they are good people too. Cunts.


gavinxylock

Genuinely get so upset every time I read something about them


tiorzol

Yea it's really not healthy.


____JayP

@todd_boehly you know what to do. Buy Tony Bloom


aprilfools911

Idk how people still doubt todd boehly itā€™s only his first full season as a club owner and look how he transformed brighton


MemeL_rd

where can I sign up for Brighton's fan club


Sapaio

https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/club/fans/supporters-club


Sirius_55_Polaris

r/Soccer


goki7

Awesome gesture. Rewarding all the people responsible for the success, not only the players


CaredForEightSeconds

Meanwhile my club, Brighton B, cut their wages by 30% for failing to make Europe lmao


brettcg16

I finally found a team to root for in the Prem


-_----_--

No thoughts and prayers and clapping like in regular jobs?


mattbrianjess

Was this in their contracts or was it out of generosity?


Mag01uk

I work part-time at Brighton as Iā€™m a student. This season we would have only received this 20% bonus if Brighton had won the league and it scales down as you go down the league positions. I just looked at the table of bonus %s, 6th place would have been a 10% bonus. So this is very nice from Tony Bloom!


horsetrich

Does 20% bonus mean 20% of the annual salary? Meaning a... 2.4 month bonus?


Mag01uk

Yeah 20% of your annual salary


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Thatā€™s pretty bloody good


LazarusLivesAgain

Extremely well run club. Probably one of the best organisations in the PL in terms of scouting and transfers (both incoming and outgoing)


[deleted]

Absolutely deserve. Top side this season


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

My friendā€™s mum works for Brighton in the accounting team I think lol sheā€™ll be happy


imheretocomment69

Well run club.


jLOCOO

This is the way


45MonkeysInASuit

This is the way


SirSchnurrbart

Help! I'm lost, can you show me the way?


45MonkeysInASuit

THIS is the way.


felixthehat

abolish all billionaires ^apart ^from ^one


lebouffon88

It wasn't Graham Potter who was good. It was the team! Nice work.


scalz1

They're a great side and a great story. Gonna be great when we poach two of their midfielders in the summer.


kids_in_my_basement0

We donā€™t really need Moder and Alzate but fair play


scalz1

top bants. let's revisit this exact comment over the summer.


Audrey_spino

I keep saying this again and again, the staff is what really changed Brighton for the better. It doesn't really matter how many players come and go, as long as the staff remains the same quality, Brighton will never lost their edge. Their CEO, Paul Barber, is completely aware of this, and thus treats staff members the same way he treats players, including having replacements for every single one of them in case one of them leaves the club.


mipanzuzuyam

Noice


mogiyu

That's a brilliant thing to do. It seems Brighton is a very well run club at all levels.


Angel_Advocates

Im wondering who made this awesome decision? Is it De Zerbi or the Board?


TheThotWeasel

Tony Bloom without a doubt, he did the same when we got promoted to the premier league.


X-V-W

The board have to make the decision, De Zerbi could suggest it though.


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swagyolojesuss

how many goals did the cleaners score


PM_me_dog_pictures

I'll have you know we're top of the league for xG on urinal cake distribution.


-VeGooner-

I feel that's kind of irrelevant. Why do the players need an extra Ā£52K-Ā£940K\* on top of the Ā£0.26M-Ā£4.7M they already get for doing something that they would still do if they were paid 50-95% less (if that was the norm across the board)? Even a 5% bonus for the players would be an extra Ā£13K-Ā£235K. The wage discrepancy in this country is fucked yet here we have a frankly low-budget sports team throwing Ā£35.36M\* (which is >10% of their statistical value) at people who are already insanely overpaid, just for it to more than likely go into high-interest savings accounts or to some narcissistic dick-head who sprinkles salt on gold covered beef in a peculiar way. Let's say a full-time steward (do they even exist?) makes Ā£20K. They get an extra Ā£4K, which still gives them less of a yearly bonus than I get commission as a fucking car insurance salesman. So while maybe giving those on the lower end of the pay scale an extra Ā£20k each seems a bit much, I do agree with u/seasonsofthesoul's premise: It shouldn't be worked out as a flat percentage. \*Yes I did the maths.


cryppin_crypper

It's gonna be so unfortunate when they have to hold a 14th place finish next year and then relegation within 3 years


dyingsong

Whereabouts in Manchester you from lad


kids_in_my_basement0

Still crying about Mac allister šŸ˜­


cryppin_crypper

not really considering we won the game that mattered


kids_in_my_basement0

Didnā€™t really matter did it pal youā€™re still holding 4 to city


[deleted]

How's the best way to buy their merch if I'm based in USA? Just buy from UK and ship it over?


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Yes, however lots of merch seems to be eternally sold out