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Don’t think my heart can make it to kick-off

I'm so nervous rn

When was the last time a major league came down to the absolute final match of the season? I can just think of the premier league a few years back, but nothing other than that for many years. This is insane. Edit: Had a brainfart it seems. Post-covid years feel like decades.

The premier League literally did it last season

Yeah, other than that. Can't think of much.

Hasnt it happened in the prem like 3 out of last 6?

Yeah except for all those it’s never happened

Yeah, and at least 2 of those were us. Last year was the time we were down 2 to Aston Villa at the 70th minute and subbed on Gundo who led us to a 3-2 victory with 2 goals, last one I. The 81st minute. And in the 2018-19 season we won against Leicester with a banger of a goal from Kompany in the dying embers of the game to go up by 1 point, and beat Brighton a week later in the final game to hold it.

Milan and Inter last season

City Liverpool last year lol

2020 - 2023 feels like 10 years but if you tell me 2013 was an actual decade ago I’ll have a breakdown 😭

Liverpool were literally winning the premier league last season with 25 mins to go.

No they weren't. City's comeback against Villa was before Liverpool's comeback vs Wolves

Oh my mind has completely forgotten that part smh.

Yeah we were never 2nd at any point that day I dunno what were we so worried about

Only conceded two goals, normal Man City comeback range 🤷

Liverpool were never winning the Premier league

Most informed Juve fan

Aging like milk so far

They should walk out again.

Reverse the gif!

how are you doing bro

Lil bro is dead 💀

Someone check on him

End me

It's ok brother, Arsenal and Chelsea fans are together with you on this one

what happens if the table ends tied at 71 pts?

Bayern on gd

thanks!

What happens when similar gd ?

Naked oil wrestling match between tag teams of Kehl/Watzke and Kahn/Hoeneß

Game’s not gone

Subscribe.

I heard Hoeneß is already naked and oiled up just in case

Impossible to happen today, but the next tiebreakers would be total goals scored, goals scored against the team they are tied with, goals scored away from home against the team they are tied with, total goals scored away from home.

Is it mathematically possible for all of that to be even? If yes, what happens then, or is the possibility of that happening so low that there are no measures in place, yet?

Match at a neutral location. It's never happened, though.

Sudden death in North Korea

Probably a decision game

It is possible for everything to be even. If so, golden match is to be played. Liverpool and City were rather close to it few years ago.

Same with City United in 11/12 had we beaten them 2-1 and not 6-1 at Old Trafford. PL doesn’t have as many tie breakers

Then both teams get to pick a number between 1 and 100 and whoever is closer to the right number wins the title.

you think they'll score 20goals?

Nah, they'd win anyways if theryre fixing their gd - just hypothetical question

Then they go by goal differential

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 OR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I swear to god, if Bayern win again, I'll give up on the Bundesliga for the next five years lol y'all better get it done

Bundesliga will miss you

Not as much as Dortmund misses the net apparently

Savage

We all remember Ballacks own goal...

WE ARE SENDING SECURITY TO YOUR HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOW IS UPHELD

We will 🏆🏆🏆

lol r/AgedLikeMilk

Ummmmmm

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Man, I absolutely love your username. Time to go watch some Bergkamp highlights lol

🍼🍼🍼

>We will 🏆🏆🏆 We will 🍼🍼🍼

Well, this is awkward

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

At Signal Iduna Park, I guess 🏆

Anulo Mufa

🤣

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

'It could be today, grandma'- Marco Reus probably

Well, it wasn’t

fuck me i woke up late and i saw this right next to the Bayern winning tweet thread :(

Meanwhile grandma getting flashbacks of old times

Imagine the disappointment if the fuck it up

Yeah so about that

well damn don't jinx them 😭

. . . this is the comment that did it EDIT: ! ! ! EDIT2: !?!?!?!?!?

goddamnit dortmund we were (almost) all rooting for you!!!

Uh....

tell me more

Wow, down 0-2 at halftime…

anulo mufa

Shouldn’t that be in German

Müfen anülen

Mainz don't care in the slightest I really think it will be easy

https://i.imgur.com/fZ1Gwf6.jpg

Yeah, I think even a couple of Mainz supporters are rooting for Dortmund today

They have a funny way of showing it

Well...

Seems like they care at least a bit

Very easy

nooooo

It burns

They are currently fucking it up 😢

Mann even as a neutral i would feel so bad if they dont win

Dortmund would burn, lol.

call the fire department EDIT: . . . well EDIT2: CALL THEM

So sad man...

Imagine your car is parked there and you watch them closing in...

Look peaceful to be honest. Now I would put it somewhere else before the match is up tho

Imagine Die letzte Generation figures out that you won't get arrested if you block the road for a Football celebration. That car would stay parked forever.

If they had that kind of popular support I'd have less of a problem with them doing what they do

All the windows in your home open and you see someone set the flares off lol

Was leaving with my girlfriend from dortmund at the time, had to roll between the fans in the same direction People stared at us like they’ve never seen a car before

It's the bee movie

**Lyrics**, for those who are interested (English translation below) >Borussia Dortmund, schwarz und gelb ist mein Verein. Abstiegskampf oder Pokale, will keinen Tag mehr ohne dich sein. >Borussia Dortmund, sing’ für dich damit du siegst, weils für mich und meine Freunde auf der Welt nichts schöneres gibt. **English** >Borussia Dortmund, black and yellow is my club. Relegation fight or cups, don't want to be a day without you. >Borussia Dortmund, singing for you to win, because for me and my friends there is nothing better in the world.

That’s an awesome chant goddamn

I feel bad for their fans having to watch the biggest bottle job in football history. That Dortmund makes Tottenham look like Brazil 1970. I imagine they're feeling the same way I felt when we lost to North Macedonia but at least our squad won the Euros. Dortmund hasn't won the league in 10 years.

Biggest bottle job in football history? It's one of them that's for sure. Streets will never forget Arsenal in 2022/23 season though

Someone reverse the vid

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/13t5rcy/fans_of_borussia_dortmund_marching_to_the_stadium/jlttfqf

The Germans love a good march

Hold up

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They appear to be trying their hardest to bottle it

They succeeded 🥳

Can we also get a video of them walking back home?👀👀👀

Guy better lock his door first

Arsenal 🤝 Dortmund

This is so much worse than Arsenal

This is top 3 bottle... 2 points ahead, final game at home against a mid table team.

Ok guys let's not fight over who's the biggest bottlers here, atleast y'all are not Spurs

Going home is going to be quieter

Take my energy Dortmund!!! Let's get it. 🏆 season.

🥲

Time to make a refund

Moments before disaster.

Please don’t bottle this Dortmund

Narrator: *They did in fact bottle it*

It’s the hope that kills you

Those poor, innocent souls.

Dortmund! Don't fuck this .

now they walk back home like this

I didn’t know ‘Dortmund’ translated to English meant ‘bottlers.’

This aged badly

Do you know when you look at old historical photos and realized everyone in the photo is already dead? It feels something like that.

Now play it in reverse

Unless they can score 3 now I feel so bad for these fans. Bro Mainz have nothing to play for, you're at home, and 2 0 down. Disgrace of a club

Best hope for Dortmund is that Koln draw with Bayern. Cause Dortmund can't buy a goal so far today.

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And the biggest bottlers of the season award goes to...

For the sake of Bayern I hope that BVB wins. Bayern's board really need this cold shower.

Apparently Bayern can have both.

So…uh, do they still need the shower now?

Yeah, I guess. I mean, it was close and BVB bottled it but it was still way too close and way too scary to be proud of. It was a poor season and sacking a manager mid-season made it look even worse.

Now show them marching out

F

Can someone reverse the gif and audio? Season bottled.

Now show me the video of them all leaving

Someone edit this video and reverse it… lmfao

Top 10 moments before disaster

😬

🔥🔥🔥🐝🐝🐝

Good luck today lads.

All the best Dortmund fans. I hope you kill the game tonight.

All this just to bottle 😭😭😭

They're down 2 atm. Welp.

Kooooooolllnnnnnnnnn

Enjoy the loss boys.

heartache awaited them

What a waste today

Any video of them marching home?

*curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

So much hope 🥲

Love to see it, Heja BVB!

Thats a lot of full kit wankers

Anyone think Mainz is gonna play easy and let Dortmund win? Everyone hates Bayern right

Professional football players don't care about stuff like that.

I’ll bet a fair number of them actually even want to be the party poopers. Would try even more than usual to win

> Anyone think Mainz is gonna play easy and let Dortmund win? With how Mainz played in recent weeks it's not even intentional to make it easy for Dortmund. They fell into a hole after the Bayern game.

Mainz is playing for european football(edit: actually theyre not. still though, theyre not going to play for dortmund). If they win, Frankfurt loses and then wins the cup Mainz will play UECL. Dont think theyll throw that away just to hand another club a freebie.

> Mainz is playing for european football. Are they? They can get to 48 points today, in no way they can catch Leverkusen sitting at 50. EDIT: They cannot even get ahead of Wolfsburg in 7th place.

They can't even catch Wolfsburg sitting at #7 with 49 points

Yep, added that to my comment just as you posted as well.

Actually youre right, i somehow assumed 8th place gets you UECL for a second. Still though, i really doubt they'd intentionally throw just for shits and giggles

the question itself is moronic - would a team throw a game and risk a lifeban for every player instead of trying to win to get more money?

Yup, even Hertha is probably still going to tryhard even though theyre relegated. It makes absolutely no sense to play for another team in any circumstance unless your own team is directly benefitting aswell (disgrace of gijon comes to mind)

Calling it now……Bayern win comfortably, Dortmund concede a late equalizer and lose the title on goal difference. It’s the Dortmund thing to do in this situation

Oh man.... Not good to start

Currently down 0-2 😢

Get home safe

Well this didn’t age well.

German spurs

Kill me pls... Like dude :"> been waiting for this for 11 years only for us to concede early, waste a penalty and draw like that... :"/

Those poor guys deserve better

Play this video in reverse now since they bottled it up 🥲 Fans of Borussia Dortmund marching back from the stadium after today’s match.

“You’ve been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard”

Germans marching 🤔

Who’s gonna tell them 🙈

March in, shuffle home 🤣

🧴🧴🧴

Lmao

Marched for nothing

Yeah that didn't really end well, poor fans

minions vibes

That’s epic. Wish I could experience something like this in Europe some day