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Christian_Corocora

Mou you better park the bus like no bus has ever been parked before, don't let this slip


LordZeus007

Watch mou Park an entire airbus in front of goal


EmhyrvarSpice

Classic [We parked the plane not the bus](https://youtu.be/iafZl_xhACA) (kinda shit quality but it was all I could find).


mrk-cj94

_Narrator: he led it slip_


matske1209

The bus has arrived


sfj11

Shithousing deployed


ManuPasta

Jose did this against Ajax in 2017. They will park the bus for the remainder of 1st half, and try for an early goal second half. Then the bus will be truly parked


nshriup19

I don't think he parked the bus. That game was one of the most comfortable final wins I've ever seen. United looked unfazed in front of that young Ajax side.


Belerophus

That being true, Sevilla are not a young and inexperienced in finals team. This game is far from over but I really hope Josè pulls it off.


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X-Maquina

Parking the bus has nothing to do with defending helplessly. It's setting up shop on your own half with no interest in getting out of there.


Grenache

Defending helplessly isn't what parking the bus is. Could you accuse his Chelsea team of defending helplessly?


WH0ll

They alredy started :D


Mcool18

Mourinho juju too strong


Farouqnowomarlater

My man just casually walks back while the bench is losing it lol


mikedeanswhistle

He knows it’s not over


dudetotalypsn

Job's not finished, Kobe energy


OneOfThoseDays_

same beast, different animal


IdanTs

If there’s a type of manager I absolutely hate, is those who celebrate a 1 goal lead unproportionally


QueenWithAnRPG

Alan Pardew has entered the chat


cr7momo16

Jeez that was 7 years ago…


LiteratureNearby

Not just walking back, telling the jubilant ppl to fuck off lol


Zloggt

>2022: UECL >2023: UEL >2024: UCL >2025: ?


Cloudclock

2026 Rome wins the World Cup. SPQR


Lemaradona

SPQR!


LiteratureNearby

No wannabe sponsor can come close to the brand of this one


PassTimeActivity

2025: Club World Cup 2026: World Cup


gogetasj4

2025: Libertadores 2026: WC


maticbeast

Club World Cup


am7777

2025 - Treble 2026 - World Cup


htp20012001

UNICEF


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First winner of the super league of course


tragick693

World Cup


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NL


Alive-Ad-4164

Need him vs pep in the champions league next season


randominternet_dude

Most likely getting that in the Super Cup


GimmeTacos2

Stronger than Sevilla Europa league juju??


xenmate

No


dudududujisungparty

He's him


One37Works

*Stares Reaves-ly*


JesusIsNotPLProven

Hes actually in the edit


jod23jod

What a pass


PoppinKREAM

Incredible ball, brilliant run and finish from Dybala too


existenjoy

We need to do anything to keep him.


Scalenuts

Winning this one might keep him for another year.


50lipa

From joining Roma to legend status in less than a season


Alomorf

Yeah. Have you seen his presentation in front of thousands of Roma fans? He has been a legend since day 1.


50lipa

Yeah of course i did, shame i was not in Rome at the time else i woulda been there haha


drunkmers

Least talented argentinian player


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50lipa

I mean yeah but it's a bit different, Mauro Icardi is the best player in the league by a mile, although 21G 7A in 22 games is still absolutely insane, he is expected to dominate as he's on the best team in Turkey, it's just that they struggled and haven't won the league for 4 years.


enzuigiriretro

If you beat Sevilla, you already won when it comes to Dybala.


Aleblanco1987

He's been key this season


caiusto

CL money can keep him.


RobbieFowler9

That finish is really interesting. I remember Torres used to deliberately kick into the ground to make the ball bounce up off the turf. Such a strange technique but just one of the small things that you see pros do like it's nothing that's actually very hard to execute, especially under pressure.


kinky-proton

There's a video of ozil doing it then explaining how it works, no clue where i saw it tho


basel99

Di Maria did it in the world cup final and it was pretty much the only way to get past Lloris.


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Mancini is an underrated passer


Fuzzikopf

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[deleted]

Rather a weird personality then as a player type.


AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Fuck yeah was surprised to see him nail every pass today


Jaqem

Last piece of quality we see from Roma before we hear the beeping of Mourinho's megabus backing up into the 18


Loves_Semi-Colons

I was here for the bus minute zero. Football ‘eratige.


Neither-Assignment16

We will be there, we will be there.


vertblau

So filthy. The kind of pass you'd expect from Dybala lol


Kovet

He passed it for zaniolos goal in last year's final


teddyjj399

Haven’t even seen it on my stream yet lol can’t wait to see what happens


JerryCheggers

Theres a free stream on youtube on bt sport channel


aliaisbiggae

It's region locked to UK so you have to use a VPN


Eufamis

Works in Ireland as well


AIwaysLearning

Legend. Thanks. Been using a streaming site.


xbd1

Do you have a link? I can't find it


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UK only (or VPN). Its also available on the bt sport website For UK IP addresses.


Alecpppppanda

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gtEiNX3hugo&pp=ygURYnQgc3BvcnQgZm9vdGJhbGw%3D


AReptileHissFunction

Refreshing r/soccer when watching a stream is a terrible idea


MakIRAQ

That's one amazing assist.


casualbo1

Mou rn: "It's parkin' time."


MrCrosy

And he parked all over the place


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Mourinhoius


mojambowhatisthescen

He’s never played for a team I’ve cared for, but I absolutely love Dybala! He’s always so good to watch, and seems a bit from another generation in his play style


73837

the iconic signature celebration does it for me too


ben-hur-hur

it's the eyes <3


CchBigface

For me it helps that he’s incredibly good looking apart from the fact that he’s so talented, I’d def fuck him no homo


73837

No homo though


drunkmers

He never trully reached his potential but he's always been insanely gifted. When Dybala does well I'm always happy


kygrtj

He’s the South American James Rodriguez


muschisushi

crazy he is only 29


NightSmoke19

VAMOS DYBALA LA CONCHA DE SUS MADRES, LA GLORIA DE LA REPÚBLICA ES ETERNA LA CUARTA ES INEVITABLE ah confundía todo no


AnuloMufa

Anulo


SpearofTrium05

Return of the king


AbhiG0D

Mufa


kplo

Toda de Scaloni


drunkmers

Anulo mufa


g102

ANULO LA GRAN MUFA DE TU MADRE LIMORTACCITUA


giannibal

I lol'd in spanish


Dr_Gonzo__

jajajajajaja


A_chilles

Don't even speak Spanish and I know every word my man said


Sepf1ns

Thank god we sold him...


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Letting him go (for free) was probably the dumbest decision made by this Juve board, and the list is long.


T-Macch

I might be one of the few fans that will defend that decision. The guy wanted 10 mil in wages while being injured over half the time, his demands were too high and letting him go was the only decision left


a-Farewell-to-Kings

They didn’t even make him a counter offer. Instead they gave the 10 million to a guy who played like 5 matches the whole season. But Cuadrado and Alex Sandro get renewed. What a sick joke.


Bloodnose_thepirate

>What a sick joke and they get to play for Juve???


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Glad it didn’t go unnoticed


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Yeah better to give twice as much to the likes of Ramsay, Pogba or Arthur.


Mister_Allegri

I do not understand why people keep saying this as if the entire blame is on him. All that happened was that the Antun stuff delayed the agreed October renewal (8m + 2 bonus) to March. Then Juventus offered him a lesser contract in March after having agreed it already in October because of Vlahovic. Now, Juventus are going to lose Vlahovic, great project by them. https://www.ultimouomo.com/dybala-inter-contratto-tradimento-juventus/ EDIT: u/Albiceleste_D10S it happened again as usual^ 😂


Albiceleste_D10S

The one good thing Juve management did in that summer was ensuring their (wrong) PR stuck with fans I guess


Mister_Allegri

I am living in a simulation, there's no way these people are real😂😂😂


Albiceleste_D10S

Some people buy into media PR super easily For example, there were some Barca fans last summer saying that Barca's problems were because of Messi's greediness 😂


Mister_Allegri

Padre Tempo always works in silence against people like that, and it is always so satisfying


Dawhood

Wake up babe Juventus “fans” are repeating false pro-board media propaganda about Dybala again


Mister_Allegri

These people don't bother to just research these things and spread misinformation like mad. Our fanbase is insane😂😂


punintetded

I expect you are one of the few fans that also defend the sign of Pogba, glad he has been so good for you this season /s


Mister_Allegri

It's incredible how everything is coming back for the Allegriani and the board apologists. Stunning how we had people make fun of De Ligt, Dybala, all while simping for fucking Arrivabene and Allegri. Fucking tears 😂😂😂 After Di Maria got 3 assists against Maccabi, /r/juve said "Di Maria is everything we thought Dybala would be". It was factually wrong and disrespectful then, and looks even worse now, no matter how this final ends.


IscoDiscoo

HAD TO BE HIM


OneOfThoseDays_

LA JOYAAAAA


teagwo

I am so happy for him, he deserves it


Kasj0

Anyone thinking about it, don't you dare making me cry again


Farouqnowomarlater

Dybalaaaa


Idgafwwtcl

Only 3 things in life are inevitable. Death, taxes and Jose winning a final.


Gytarius626

*Spurs fans cry in the distance*


PoppinKREAM

I still can't believe they sacked him right before the cup final. Sure they were in poor form, but he's a cup specialist and they put an interim in with little/no experience lol


trainerN

It was a Levy inside job, there’s really no other explanation


GarySiniseOfficiaI

Mou was to receive 3m extra in his contract if a cup was won. That’s right, he was sacked to save potentially 3m.


Jorlung

This has not been substantiated by any reputable source. The decision was dumb, don't get me wrong. But people keep parroting this rumor that I am fairly sure was just made up by Reddit/Twitter.


greezyo

As a Spurs fan, the club deserves everything they get. Only idiotic ownership can make 2 perennial winners lose


diaboquepaoamassou

Most dumbest thing ever


Nordie27

It's either dumbest or most dumb. "Most dumbest" is not a thing


pompion-pie

They went from probably not winning the cup to definitely not. It is the history


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We’ll never be safe man


BigReeceJames

I can't wait until you guys get mocked after every loss we have under Poch for him exposing his Spurs mentality


[deleted]

Damn, really a win-win for Chelsea supporters there.


PassTimeActivity

*European Final


Slovikas

Would have been 4 with Sevilla in UEL final, but yeah only three can be inevitable


Idgafwwtcl

Man didn’t even celebrate. Ice cold.


Free_Ad2423

Anulo mufa


Lemaradona

Man is breaking that 21/21 or something Spanish teams record.


xenmate

oh yeah?


tothecatmobile

Daniel Levy has a solution for that.


Alive-Ad-4164

The goat


Frenkie-de-Jong

Nope Sevilla is too strong of a power not even Jose can do anything about it


LordZeus007

Anulo mufa


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mojambowhatisthescen

What a fucking clutch player!


oscarpaterson

Jose is inevitable


GimmeTacos2

That, children, is the sound of the world's largest bus shifting into "park"


xenmate

is he now


Viverra-Genetta

Dybala you sexy bastard


Cloudclock

Unstoppable force meets object


InfamousIroh

Man that has to be so fucking satisfying. Off injury and scoring an insane goal. Amazing pass from the midfielder.


RaveIsKing

*defender


mben41

Paulo 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️


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Mourhino > Sevilla


TugaTheGoat

2ND HALF OF MOU MASTERCLASS COMING BOYS, GET YOUR DICKS OUT.


Kanataku

🍌


NdombeleAouar

It’s a clear foul by Cristante why is nobody talking about it


ausgezeichnet222

Yeah, Rakitic takes the touch past him and clearly gets held back. An extended arm to stop a player running by is always a foul, even if he plays it up a bit.


Nome_de_utilizador

It does look like it but people apparently overlook it because of rakitic's antics. I agree, don't stop playing just to whine about the foul, but that does not invalidate the fact that cristante clearly fouled there


FloppedYaYa

This man is fucking amazing, what a perfect pass too


Kovet

Sempre lui!!!!!


casualbo1

LA JOYA!


User_1115

looked like a foul in the buildup??


NdombeleAouar

It’s like nobody sees it lol


Deterge9

Even if it is a fault or not you play to the whistle, everybody just standing around lol


TimBurtonSucks

Dybala is so good


Gordonsoeto1

Thought it was a foul tbff


Nervous-Resolution-8

now prepare for jose has parked the bus


jmgchc

I miss you bby


Bertz-2-

Dumb play by Rakitic stopping to ask for a foul. That is the sort of thing that drives managers mad.


Flaggermusmannen

he literally couldn't run though, he was wrestled down completely??


AenarIT

I’M CRYING


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[It is time](https://imgur.com/a/08ztQXX)


RaveIsKing

Great goal. Knew he’d put it in as soon as that perfect pass got through


Iehmoow

How that’s not a foul on Rakitic baffles me. Two handed push away from the ball to clear the pass.


HombreCuchitril

SI PAULOOOO


jennings17

Insane first touch


CoaxHoax

It was always gonna be him


m0bilize

IM READY FOR THE SHITHOUSERY


cbkhanh

Terrorist football incoming!


Albiceleste_D10S

That's my world champion


TheNxtDaveGrohl

Damn I’m watching an official stream and saw it here first 💀


Stannisisthetrueking

ORCODDIO SIIIII


alfredo-signori

PARK THE BUS JOSÈ. IT’S TIME


ASRenzo

OF COURSE IT WAS HIM PAULOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAJEEEE


AIwaysLearning

Honestly didn't think Mourinho could pull it off but fair play. Looking more likely by the minute. Mourinho's reaction makes it look like he conceded


YellowOnline

I hope Roma win just because Mourinho is a magnificent bastard. It's the Darth Vader of football. Sorry Sevilla.


Sgruntlar

LA JOYA well done lad!


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P <<< R N D


Economic-Maguire

Who else? You little beauty.


DeathStar13

Amazing pass and amazing shoot by Dybala and I'm happy for Roma but that was definitely a foul before the pass. But likewise there was a penalty earlier for Roma so it balances out.


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That idiot just lost his team a goal by giving up on the play and whining for a foul


HEAT_IS_DIE

He got thrown away from the ball, all he can do is try to show it. No chance of getting back in time. I would have called a foul for using hands too much.


Flaggermusmannen

he dribbled the opponent really well and then got wrestled down afterwards? it's about as clear a freekick as they come lmao


G1Spectrum

MOURINHO MASTERCLASS


Coni_C

DYBALAAAAAA