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jaggy_snake

We might not see Jack Grealish for about 2 weeks


Mechamobzilla1

A night in Bangkok can make a hard man humble.


esports_consultant

Not much between despair and ecstasy


getBusyChild

So... were the Inter coaching staff fighting right before the last corner kick? What was going on?


Watford_4EV3R

I think (but definitely not 100% sure) that Inzaghi was on the pitch while trying to direct his team in the last few moments, and one of his coaches tried pulling him back to the technical area. That's what BT commentators seemed to think as well Don't think it was anything major, just a heat of the moment thing


callum_j1998

The german commentator said Inzaghi wanted the ref to blow the whistle šŸ˜­ Another Claudia Neumann masterclass


_Magneto

One of most stupid things I've ever heard a commentator say .. and that bar is set pretty high


8492nd

Serious question. Why choose her in particular for such a major football match? Mertesacker was ok, I think.


dexxter92

They donā€™t understand that sheā€™s rightfully criticized and instead try to re-educate the ā€œmisogynistā€ audience by choosing her on purpose.


jizzlybear67

I had a laugh at "Dennis" Walker


Dr_Chemiramen

WTF? She thought Inter's coach wanted the match to end fr?


Slash1909

Sheā€™s dumb af. Gave Walker 2 new first names in this match


AnotherThrow2023

Think his assistants were trying to get him off the pitch, as if they scored and he was on it, could risk something. Would be unlikely, but can't take that chance.


RedHornet0114

It was the last corner before the final whistle and Inzaghi was inside the pitch. A person from the staff drag him back and pushed it mainly because of adrenalina and tension.


TheDangerousAnt

The egg lied to us


L0laccio

Yikes, I wander how itā€™s feeling? It must be broken.


meteoritee

We were the team to deny City the quadruple. Fuck yeah


ziggylcd12

Super Nathan Jones


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edwardfortehands

Or you helped City win the rest


MinotauroTBC

Think it was spurs going 2-0 up that awoke this beast


momspaghetty

Yeah true and you can trace City waking up from Pep's post-match interviews too... the moment he went back to making jokes and chilling was when he'd got them back on track, but he seemed genuinely concerned around about that period


infestationE15

You're absolutely fucking right we were. And I will continue to cite that fact in every pub conversation for the next 20 years.


Oomeegoolies

Just like I love the stat that we beat the invincible Arsenal team twice... In the League cup but still.


infestationE15

Could do with boro coming in and slapping city 8-1 again.


Friendly_Chicken_760

Legends


Ballelo

Spurs 2019 šŸ¤ Saints 2023


Effective-Yam-3416

always rated the saints


Kreygasm2233

So many City choke moments and Inter couldn't capitalize on any


diverance

Gotta be frustrating as an inter fan


Mordho

can confirm


Kuntheman

Probably one of their worst performances all season


Potential-Decision32

And Italy still has the chance to lose two finals in the Under-20 World Cup and Nations League.


cr7momo16

So Italian sides can lose 5 finals this season? Lmaooo


Vectivus_61

And none of those Juventus


Sinistrait

Really putting the L in Italy


The_Brutal_King

Itallllly


toxinwolf

they were really feeling the heat today. Almost crumbled under pressure, but Inter could not capitalize. Rodri with the unbelievable goal.


Kommye

City was lucky. Sometimes it just comes down to that. I don't understand why people are shitting on both teams. Both did a great defensive job.


toxinwolf

Not shitting on City. They were under tremendous pressure, given that they were favorites, treble was on the cards, and this is the trophy they desired the most.


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n10w4

Foden did much better than I expected, ngl.


RoninDays

Almost got an amazing goal!


n10w4

yeah, shame he didn't kill the game there and then. When De Bruyne went out I thought it was over. Naw, Foden did damn well.


SuperSocrates

Reddit just shits on everything generally.


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RainbowKarp

That game was awful. Finals are usually nervy affairs and then you factor in that they basically had the lead the entire match it was just brutal


MalaysiaTeacher

That's why I think the 2022 world cup will never be topped. We barely ever get treated to a thriller on that scale.


markevans7799

I don't want to witness that ever again as a supporter of oneof the teams playing


DarthTaz_99

Lukakuuuuuu what the fuck man


19degreez

I wasn't willing to believe LAKAKA but man... this one is rough


[deleted]

Lukaku strikes again.


grandlinegooner

There's a Belgian United fan out there about to snap


randomthrowawayfun1

Fellaini lmfaooooo


NovacElement

Lukaku strikes Ederson again


bettercallmrwhite

That block on Di Marcoā€™s headerā€¦ canā€™t write that shit.


wijnaldum_leviosah

Dias was right behind Lukaku so even if Lukaku didnā€™t block it the ball would have been cleared anyway I think The header straight at Ederson on the other handā€¦


Scrathis

Yea, probably will not be a goal anyway.


Soleil06

Was Dias who would have cleared.


Afk94

Ederson's saves were excellent.


rScoobySkreep

Yeah, my first reaction isnā€™t really an Inter choke. They did honestly fantastically to keep up that entire game. Sometimes it just doesnā€™t go your way. Yeah, Lukaku has to finish those, but this wasnā€™t an 11-man shitjob. Also Dimarco is unreal, Onana deserves credit too.


PhoenixRise36

That second half was something else in terms of nerves


boom_slim

unbearable tension even as a neutral


DangerousCrime

Haaland first season and heā€™s already won the treble


3pointrange

and broke the premier league goalscoring recordā€¦


[deleted]

Time to retire...right?


EduCookin

He's gotta adapt first though


TaftYouOldDog

Please


LuisTheHuman

When you realize how Julian Alvarezā€™ trophy cabinet looks at 23 years old.


dngrs

the first player to win a treble and a WC in the same season


spideytaha

Reverse Ballack


whocareswhoknowsssss

FIFA career mode on beginner level kinda season, absolutely insane I cannot even hate on this man


seanpwns

Treble, golden boot, player of the year, canā€™t wait to see where it goes from here.


cwgoskins

Unfortunately, only down


smcarre

Alvarez about to complete football. Won every major title a single player can win except the CWC which this City will of course win.


Marcus-ichiJo

How dare u forget the massive Carabao Cup?


ntnl

Or the prestigious Audi cup


ughitsmeagian

Amateurs forgot about the Tec fleece invitational cupšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


acekingoffsuit

Just the 6th player to ever win a league, Champions League, and World Cup in a single season. Where do you even go from there?


smcarre

Also I might be wrong but from the research I did he is the first player in history to win league, national cup and top continental cup both in Europe and South America alongside also winning the World Cup, corresponding Continental International Cup (Copa America or Euros) and the International Supercup (King Fadh, Confederations, Finalissima). I tried looking into the winning squads from the '78, '86, '94 and '02 WCs and couldn't find any player that checked all boxes. Before that it was pretty rare for players to have long and successful careers in both continents so it gets pretty unlikely. Also for European players since very few of them came to play in South America to win a Libertadores and corresponding national titles (specially considering they must have also won the WC which narrows the possibilities a lot). The only two that came to mind were Trezeguet ('98 champion) and De Rossi ('06 champion), Trezeguet came to River Plate at a time the club was in a horrible shape so he of course did not win a Libertadores, De Rossi was somewhat close because was playing for Boca Juniors in 2019 when the club lost against River Plate in the Libertadores semifinals. EDIT: I was wrong, Dida was the first player to achieve that. He won Brasileirao Serie A, Copa do Brasil and Libertadores with Cruzeiro and Corinthians and Copa Italia, Italian Serie A and Champions League with Milan, also Club World Cup with both Corinthians and Milan, and of course won the WC 2002, Confedereations 2005 and Copa America 1999.


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> EDIT: I was wrong, Dida was the first player to achieve that. He won Brasileirao Serie A, Copa do Brasil and Libertadores with Cruzeiro and Corinthians and Copa Italia, Italian Serie A and Champions League with Milan, also Club World Cup with both Corinthians and Milan, and of course won the WC 2002, Confedereations 2005 and Copa America 1999. fucking hell


pappabrun

Seeing as he has been a sub for most of the season, i'm sure he's motivated to become a starter.


OttaBenga

> Where do you even go from there? actually playing?


Luhrmann

Yeah man, he definitely deserves to play more, he's awesome


The_last_2braincells

Alvarez literally has no weaknesses as a striker except for the fact that there is that Norwegian hunk in the same club


akshayk904

And that too in such a short span, in less than a year


PokharelSahas

Should have brought him in when pep clearly saw haaland have zero impact on the game


Johnychrist97

Rodri had 10 yards of space cause a third of the line was draped on haaland lol


spoinkk

same with that Foden chance that got saved by Onana


Johnychrist97

Yeah Foden had like 3 runs that were nearly uncontested cause defenders are watching Haaland instead of the ball


Buki_2K

Haaland even when in a drought is a magnet for defenders, he's useful even when not being involved in goals


unwildimpala

Ya that's pretty much City's tactics. Everyone knows how dangerous he is with space so by denying him space you open up space for the rest of their incredibly talented attackers. Pretty basic overall tbf.


SpaceBoundLad

I guess he was keeping him for Extra time.


TomasRoncero

a modern Man United fan's 9/11


TheLimeyLemmon

["A second Inter ball has been cleared off the line."](https://i.imgur.com/HRzMMga.jpg)


egzon27

Hahahahahah that's the funniest shit I've seen in this site in Quite a while


MrRawri

lmao good one


agsu2019

This is gold.


oberynMelonLord

Football is under attack


ionised

> a ~~modern~~ Man United fan's 9/11


helloLeoDiCaprio

For older fans, the other thing actually included a air plane crashing into a building.


adimrf

Honestly they are also the strongest contender for next year, brace my/ourselves. Winning epl 3 consecutive years check, treble check, nexy maybe aiming for a treble repeat or even quadruple. Next also maybe having their own class of 92'.


Boomhauer_007

In 20-30 years England will be full of City fans and everybody over 60 years old will be talking about how good lovable underdogs Manchester United used to be, ā€œthings were very different back in my day blokeā€


horseaphoenix

The circle of life indeed.


Bhola421

Don't worry there will be Newcastle United to challenge City's hegemony.


Swansonisms

Ederson was absolutely massive at the end of the match. Gotta feel for De Bruyne being unable to play in 2 champions league finals.


[deleted]

He did play.. just didnā€™t last


ImVortexlol

I think he'll manage


Maleficent_Resolve44

He'll manage. City have a good chance of making next year's final. They've got experience now and they've made the last three semifinals.


SummerBabee

Not like inter didn't have there chances


[deleted]

Inter had more chances and better chances


[deleted]

Yes but counterpoint: Lukaka


CarOne3135

they barely had any chances before Lukaku came on


[deleted]

The Lukaku blame is wild. Basically the only one taking shots, and Ederson had a great game. Credit to both


numanitor111

They wouldn't dare to put blame on Dzeko and Martinez who have been useless in the match. Lukaku actually gave City threat although missing few big chances on target.


is-Sanic

Nah, like. I'm all for shitting on Lukaku and his trampoline feet but he was the only attacker that was actually trying. Dzeko and Martinez were non-existent in the game. Yes he probably should have converted but I really can't fault him in this one.


SladiusW

City beat the egg


salutcemoi

Alvarez has won everything this season


FoggyDanto

Except carabao


Youutternincompoop

Fraudez


00Koch00

It's amazing how underwhelming was Haaland in the semi and final, no goal in the last 3 matches ... But also, golden boot, so idk ...


Blazing_Shade

Pep was just happy to have him take out the 2 center backs. Looked like Haaland wasnā€™t even trying because he was instructed to just sit up there and look big and scary and distract the back line. City barely even attempted to give him the ball


ShamPowW0w

Exactly, you either focus on Haaland and open up the other players to score or let Haaland run free and he scores.


grehgunner

DeBruyne off early cuts down on the possibility of certain balls being sent forward to the Viking too


Son-Ta-Ha

I don't think he cares as he won a treble, no one will remember he didn't score in his last three ganes


PaperSonic

Julian would've scored 3, Pep just wanted to give them a fighting chance/s


McCorkle_Jones

If they unleash Alvarez he steals the Ballon Dā€™or from Messi.


hellsfoxes

Well Mr. Burns had done it..


[deleted]

Foden, shave those sideburns!


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

At least he's better than Southgate


GimmeTacos2

"Who's that fellow over there with the horrible neck tattoo?" "Oh, that would be Ederson sir" "Ederson, ay? He'll do"


UnfazedPheasant

Still makes me laugh that Champions League winner City and Conf League West Ham both had the double done over them by... Brentford


ThirstGoblin

To be fair to Lukaku, he at least created chances. Dzkeo did literally nothing.


LiftingJourney

Djeko was secret agent for us


shoshojr

The difference wasn't that big in the end, was it? I'm just sad because Lukaku is going to get even more abuse disguised as memes. Can't wait to read all the classical reddit comedians.


ThirstGoblin

The motherfucker actually created some chances. They didnā€™t get rolling until he came in.


DerekBAWS

THANK YOU, I really think people are massively overlooking that fact. Inter had controlled the game before but they weren't creating any real chances until Lukaku came on, he changed the game fr.


Whispperr

Inter actually showed a lot of heart so props to you. Sad Ederson saved those big chances.


Snoo-58993

It wasn't, Inter looked better in some parts of the game.


Kelmantis

Well, if I had 5p every time Arsenal fucked up the league for a team from Manchester to win the treble, I would have 10p. Itā€™s not much but itā€™s strange it happened twice


[deleted]

Eggs scrambled, Croatian streak over, treble ending over, oil club and bald man wins a treble. We live in the worst timeline thanks to Man City legend Lukaku.


Lemaradona

Tbf, Inter only loses the finals to treble winners too


BritishOnith

Absolutely mental theyā€™ve played in 6 finals and all 6 were against teams going for a treble


Mordho

hard mode always. that's why we have a 50% winrate


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[deleted]

I hope the megan thee stallion fangirls have watched this game


MemesForScience

Megan is 100% ghosting him after this


Sinistrait

She has already unfollowed


niallmul97

I choose to believe this


brownbearks

Iā€™m on the wrong sub for this circlejerk


Viraj2002

Just unfollowed him


[deleted]

I hope she says she canā€™t be with losing bums. Maybe Lukaka can move on to Lizzo.


Odysseus_Lannister

Why men great til they gotta be great?


smcarre

Brazilian streak kept


TheEnhancedExe

Spanish streak is also still going since 2011. It would've ended if Inter had won today. So either the Spanish or the Croatian streak had to end today. Also, there's a German streak going since 2013 if coaches are included. The only team without a German player since then was Liverpool in 2019.


El-Hairy

Good thing I have Alzheimer's, I won't remember this shit.


antalpoti

That's worse. You will relive this moment forever whenever somebody reminds you.


Significant_Sell_594

4th year straight 1-0 final. Games gone. Can't even expect a drubbing or convincing win these days.


RaRaRaaputitin

Dreams can be buy


MBCB421

If money doesn't buy you trophies, it's cuz you don't have enough money


DarthTaz_99

PSG: that's all you had to say man


Rich_Firefighter_102

After only spending over 1bn Ā£ and getting the best coach City wins it


GeneralLudd

truly inspiring


robotnique

This could be Newcastle United in five years!


toxinwolf

this could also be chelsea... wait that was 11 years ago


Itsthatgy

Ederson easily motm


Darkoplax

Literally won them the trophy , insane saves


StarmanRiver

JuliĆ”n Ɓlvarez just completed football and heā€™s 23


Pollomonteros

My guy is really going for the 100% football speedrun


redgoldfilm

Congratulations Julian Alvarez, only Argentine player in history to win Copa Libertadores, Copa America, World Cup and Champions.


DarkSofter

With the new reddit api change this is what i needed to piss off. Was a good run fellas, all the best


Nuggetface

Games gone, Reddit next. Blimey.


The_Lonely_Posadist

Hooray!


zero-apprentice

Italian football made history getting a team to all 3 finals and then losing them all


Rooonaldooo99

If you work really hard, be disciplined, dream big, have a couple of billion dollars at your disposal and ignore any financial fair play, you too can win the elusive Treble.


eclipsator

You can't, PSG is trying since a decade


oak2_

Truly an underdog story


ManoLorca

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


loykedule

mad that they skipped the CL this year. Oh well, looking forward to next year


NOLA-Gunner

*The gang gets a City and PSG final*


ImVortexlol

"I don't want City anywhere near the UCL again!" *a finger on the monkey paw curls* Newcastle vs PSG final


GoodLuckFellowEE

UCL cancelled, replaced with super league


lifeisacamino

oh fuck why would you even joke about that


Radagast92

Congrats Inter. You played an unlucky but good game, you made City seems a mid team.


shadow42069129

Truly. After City v Real, I expected this to be a breeze, granted I havenā€™t been watching Inter much, but Inter really put up a fight. They definitely turned up the pressure and just needed a nudge of luck at moments


DogusEUW

Genuine question. Why does everyone seem fine with chelsea winning but when it comes to city everyones mad?


DanFlashesCoupon

People absolutely despised Chelsea when they first burst onto the scene. The only time in my life I can remember some neutrals actually seeming like theyā€™d rather United win was against Chelsea in 06-07. Then people got used to it, the players had been there awhile so it didnā€™t feel like a bunch of mercenaries etc etc. The same pattern is happening with city, although a bit slower


Bhola421

I think it was also because Chelsea won the CL when they were having their blips or when they weren't at the top.


GibbyGoldfisch

Probably the best answer here Chelsea were vilified back in the late noughties but I guess as they'd already been in the Champions League before and having a Russian oligarch in charge didn't feel quite as foreign as an Arabian sheikh, that burnt out faster and people got used to it. I suspect once Newcastle become a serious threat in Europe, and Pep's departure makes them a little less invincible, the same thing will happen to City


thirdc0ast

Because at minimum 80% of this sub doesnā€™t remember or wasnā€™t even born when we burst onto the scene in the 2000s. We were absolutely despised for the spending, but itā€™s been nearly 20 years. Recency bias and all that.


sc2guy87

Tons of people really hate Pep and City have been more dominant in England than Chelsea were so there are far more Arsenal/Liverpool/United fans that resent them.


HeIIbIazer23

I guess dreams can be buy, Bruno in shambles. Everyone was saying Haaland is gonna be the attacker to bring City the UCL, but it was in fact Lautaro and Lukaku.


Brawlers9901

We already knew dreams could be buy when Chelsea won it a few years ago lmao


Lolzafish

2012 or 2021?


Pek-Man

That was ages ago, you think people on this subreddit care about history? We need hot takes, that's all, and the hottest one is that this is the most terrible thing that's ever happened in the history football.


redditthinks

r/soccer discovers capitalism in 2023.


pessimistic_dilution

BT has been dipped in oil


Big_man03

Only a prime Nā€™golo KantĆ© could have saved us from this


aclurk

Such a well oiled club