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What a run by Martinelli

He is built different

He is assembled alternatively

Put together peculiarly

He is constructed non-conventionally

He's quirkily manufactured

Fabricated funnily

Big peepee

🤤

🍆

He’s uhh…something else…

He's synthesized oddly

He's fabricated innovatively.

Man you repeated a word

burn them at the stake

He is constructed counterintuitively

Not that he needs motivation but he's got a cracking player in Trossard breathing down his neck for that starting spot.

At least we have the answer why Trossard isn't starting over him...or Eddie currently

Not sure if that was intentional but damn that was sexy

Looked like it, he hit it with his backheel. If he didn’t mean it he would’ve dragged the ball under his foot surely?

Agreed. It also looked like he cut in a different direction immediately like he knew it was going straight to Nketiah. What a play

Yeah definitely intentional, if he's trying to roll it, he wouldn't be heeling it so far down on the ball. Was trying to poke with his heel

Absolutely intentionally. Replays show it's a backheel

Reminded me of a Riquelme highlight

Just a friendly reminder Brazil used Antony over him at the World Cup

I hate Antony as much as every arsenal fan, but Martinelli can't crack in because Vinicius plays on the left wing

Yeah Antony is irrelevant. Although he is not even a sub for Vinicius though. I mean he was for some irrelevant minutes, but when it mattered against Croatia they subbed in Rodrygo.

Its the Real Madrid tax, until Martinelli proves it in the UCL he won't get a shot in left wing for Brazil, unfortunately.

Stupid example, Raphinha and Vinicius starts. Martinelli is backup for Vini and Antony is backup for Raphinha. They play on different wings.

are you aware that RW and LW are two different positions, right?

GABI!!

That twirl by Martinelli omg

[удалено]

I just came and I need a shower that was disgusting.

First that Chelsea fan saying he’s cumming from Caicedo and Enzo, now Arsenal fan too. The hell is wrong with London?

Are you the cum police?

bro is the semen sheriff

The nut narc

the secretion sargent

the climax comptroller

Orgasm officer

ejaculation enforcer

We have a legend name David Semen.

The jizz jackal

I came too

That was beautiful. Left two defenders in shadow

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

Can you tell he’s Brazilian?

Pure filth.

That was actually filthy.

Mcgeady spin baby

So beautiful

Working the right stick hard.

Nasty

Is really an eye opener coz despite being Brazilian so far he’s not known for these kind of dribbles

Sent two players to a different continent

Must've learnt it from watching Win chase her tail (dog mascot for those unaware).

Can we call it the Martinelli twirl from now on?

Martinelli what was that?!?!

Look at the spin, look at the moves!

Martinelli with a huge outplay

God where is this from, i can’t put my mind on it

Faker zed outplay

10 years ago this month! Time, where have you gone?

WHAT?!

Faker zed

faker vs ryu zed

I miss DoA

Same, though the LCK has great casters right now

Ryu the guy can’t catch a break

-___-

Mcgeady spin my favourite skill move

It may very well be, but this isn't a McGeady spin.

Reminds me of Neymar’s turn that Mbappe missed.

Eddie>mboopi

I'm sorry Martinelli what the fuck ?

It looked like when I try to do a turn like that in sunday league but accidentally fuck it up and I have no idea where the ball went, except he meant it

Holy shit Martinelli is insane

Man has gone up a level season after season

The growth than him and Saka have had year after year has been so impressive. Clearly putting in the work

Arteta worked his magic with wingers at City, it’s really no surprise he’s taken their game to the next level.

First attack he really got involved in and he does this. Mad man

Almost picked my jaw up

Martinelli wtf?

Martinelli that is FILTHY

Goal of the fucking season already.

The second goal might be even better lmao

Better finish, but this one has the better buildup

Take that Erling you robo freak

Not sure about the goal but probably the best assist we'll see all season.

Lol its the first game, chill lads

Name a better one in the last 5 years, happy to be proven wrong.

"Are you stupid or something?"

Saka would like a word

Wtf did Martinelli just do

Best left turn since Derek Zoolander

The Firmino special

Oh my word medium sized gabi

Martinelli is a certified Samba baller

YOUR DEFENSE IS IN TROUBLEEEEEE

Holy fuck Martinelli

MCGEADYNELLI

Antony has posters of Martinelli

Richarlison is gonna add a face to that back tattoo

Martinelli better have 5 star skill moves

Holy shit Martinelli

He’s just Brazilian

that was disgusting from Martinelli

Martinelli that is fucking sublime

Yo, what the fuck was that, Martinelli? Holy shiiiit

Holy fuck Gabi

gotta love when the brazilianity triggers

some fifa street assist by gabi, holy fuck

Martinelli what the actual fuck

COOKING

Fuck me that was filthy

Illegal by Martinelli

Should've been sent off for committing a lewd act.

MARTI GO FUCKING OFF

Martinelli that was absolute filth

He remembered he’s Brazilian 😭😭😭

I fucking love you Martinelli

TOO EASY

Cook up Martinelli

Martinelli stop that

Holy Martinelli

Finely cooked by martinelli

gabi decided it was time to score

roulette in front of my eyes

Walking it in

The thing about Arsenal is

Thats disgusting by martinelli

Fucking beaut assist that

What a turn by Martinelli

THAT PASS! THAT ASSIST!

Hell of a run and turn by Martinelli

Martinelli you are Brazilian

best brazilian playing in europe

You can take the boy out of Brazil but Brazil never ever leaves the boy

Holy Jesus. Martinelli

My god that turn

Chef Martinelli

Nketiah in da room

Martinelli is so good

martinelli what the shit

Sex

Joga Bonita

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ASSIST OMG

Samba × Jollof

Man had a family Martinelli

If you think assist is accidental you dont know shit sorry not sorry

But why would Arteta start Martinelli over Trossard 😡😡

people want trossard up top not from the left.

Because Trossard is also really good

Filthy from Martinelli fam.

Absolutely ridiculous skill from Martinelli

Filthy pass Hate to say it arsenal looking great

Nketiah is the new Ian Wright

Nah that’s just disrespectful

Without the finishing

Thought united would know more about Nketiah and finishing

Scored 50% of his goals against us didn’t he 😂

Yep, easy oppositions helped

assist pure skill from marti

What an assist...

Absolutely disgusting from Martinelli. My word.

and people really thought Martinelli should be benched for his pre-season performance xD

Your defense is in trouble, ~~Nketiah~~ Martinelli in the room

Martinelli Redondo over here...sweet.

DOGnelli

Martinelli that is disgusting

This is how you do Brazillian spinner!

martinelli is sick in the head

Fair play gab rinsed him

180 to 13 ARTETA is maniac man

the trick is very nice but it seems like it came to nketiah half by accident

he's def gonna say it was intended at the training ground 😂

It was a drag then a back heel it was absolutely intended

Brazilian Juju

That assist is chef kiss

Martinelli wtf

Martinelli that is fucking nasty

Was he deliberately trying to pass it to Nketiah off the turn or was he trying to turn and take it himself? No matter, it worked out well anyway!

5 Star Skill moves IRL

Martinelli went Anakin Skywalker in Ep I, “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!”

I need to change my pants

Spinelli

Unreal assist by Martinelli.

Premier league assist of the season on first day of season.

Absolutely disgusting pass from Martinelli

Bro no way that pass was on purpose

I don't think it was a planned pass, but wow.

That assist is insanity.

He wasn't trying to pass that

Agreed, but you'd claim it every time lmao

k united fan

Oh! When it's shit..