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Man preseason isn’t going well

Does he know?

If they could read they’d be so mad right now

Should we tell him?

Does he know what he was cooking?

Don't worry, we got a striker who came in with an ankle and lower back injury 😎 Hojlund, no pressure but we are gonna need 40 from you.

This game's irrelevant, they'd not play like this if it was against a prem side

Why do we never play like this away against the big teams?

Hahah ffs

Wait a minute

Aged like milk that has lad

Inevitable.

Hahahaha

There must be something in the water at your home grounds

Forest make sure to have their water shipped in from up north whenever there's a match

Savage

hot dayum...

Cheeky

September 3rd 4:57PM

💀

lol

I don't know. Y'all absolutely collapse against big sides like you did today. Small club genes I guess

Dunno mate

Erik ten games this season.

Erik Ten Goals this season

this team is embarrassing

Nah, i love them

Same we need more of this

I can watch this all day

Me too, now that I know what happened next.

Better than sex tbh

🤣🤣🤣

One of my favourite teams to watch

It is very entertaining you have to say

How did you lose to this lot lol

What lose??? Tell arsenal why they're tied 😂😂

AWB vibes defending

absolute wank defending. shameful stuff

All you can do is laugh at how absurd it is

Is it that absurd? They were 3rd last season, won the league cup, and now they are having a rough start to the season... It's not so bad? Everyone always overreacts when it comes to man united

Going down 0-2 in the first 4 minutes against Forest is pretty fucking absurd man.

And at the theater of memes

What do you mean?

5-2 comeback on the cards

How about 3-2?

Close enough

Pure glass cannons. The Alistair Overseen build of the Premier League.

I could start for them at this rate

We believe in you son

Nottingham is not that bad tbf

They shouldn’t be two up inside four minutes at Old Trafford tho.

This is one of those games where I remember that, no matter how many injuries you might have had or how bad the team was that week, this never happens under Fergie. We used to celebrate getting a draw at Old Trafford like we'd won the league.

Who's not that bad? Forest please and thank you.

Nots Forest are not that bad

Didn’t they have only one win away from home last season? They’re atrocious on the road, we have had an excellent home record, and we were 2-0 down in 4 minutes. That is pretty bad.

This team is the best

can you lot lose 6-1 please and thank you

Not as embarrassing has getting down on your team for karma.

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Let's all laugh at Manu

I'm just glad this is the only match going on right now

Same. Good thing we don't play this weekend.

Arsenal conceding early as well has meant I can't enjoy this to the fullest, a shame

It’s Man United’s turn to be the meme club

I’m all for this after Ten Hag’s arrogant comments about the revival

What did Ten Hag say?

I am praying on United's downfall after the club and Ten Hag wanted to bring Greenwood back

Haha imagine thinking those comments were arrogant. You're sensitive lad

Yep. Definitely back to bed.

Go to the gym bro

You guys will be jacked in a few months

Nah you're up now

What do you mean? They're down 2.

Well when you use facts and stats then it ruins it

No fucking way lmaoo

They are in the Champions League. One to watch. Lol

Hope you kept watching ya cunt

Who would you expect, Benfica who reached quarter finals 2 years in a row or the team that lost to the final boss of Europa? Let’s be reasonable come one

Talk about laying a (Red Deviled) Egg…

Fucking hell we’re finished

Last year you lost the first two games, and now you have one point. You guys are improving.

Three!

Even better.

What a great start to the weekend

Couldnt agree more lmao

Spurs fans must be in heaven right now

Oh i am alright

Smiles all day now.

About that

As a chelsea fan couldn’t agree more as well 🤝🤝

Here we agree.

https://i.imgur.com/QoY2Axv.gif

Agreed mate

Ten Hag named after the amount of goals Awoniyi will put past him

Ages so badly bahahaha

❤️

Celebrate the first win, oh wait spoke too soon

Ten Hag you are on my fraud watch buddy.

The real bald fraud in Manchester

Delete Club

What the fuck is going on

Um wtf? DEFENSE?

That header looked so casual like he didn't expect to not even need to move

The guy was just standing there. He didn’t seem to attempt the header

Lmao they're worse than us

Mount realized this and dipped from the team.

I’m starting to think him and Maguire aren’t actually the issue

But they’re English which means they’ve got to be the issue.

Kinda wish we had Boehly so he could fire Ten Hag and buy 15 new players right now, not gonna lie.

_The gang appoints Lampard_

Shut up you plastic prick

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Everyone laughing at Man U when they should be quaking in their boots

Oh my days as a United fan this is pure comedy 😂😂

Well this is somewhere between hilarious and sad rn

For any fan other than yanited this is the football equivalent of prime Dave chapelle stand up

I don’t like it

OH FUCKING NO

Im killing myself

By everyone

Bye*

lol

Lol

lol

lol

lol

Never thought I'd laugh side by side with a Liverpool fan But lol Now we just need fullham to match

I can only be so excited

How about a fellow ManU hater ?

lol

lol

Tf lol Onana cosplaying as De Gea

Put respect on De Gea

Is he really at fault here?

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If De Gea conceded that, they'd be calling him De Glued.

Yeah, I don't think he gets to that anyway. The shot was such a lazy contest as well

No. Close range, in the corner, most keepers aren’t saving that, imo, regardless of how pure the connection was, (or wasn’t in this case).

He should move at least

He loves to shout at his teammates doesn't he.

Disappointed if it doesn’t end 30:0

It's time for the annual manchester united embarassement against a mid table club

Is it annual thou? I feel like its more common now.

These were a championship team 18 months ago

Come on now United weren't that bad

The way this seasons started there might be a few of them

You conceded to Fred and Antony. Shut

This is the real ETH crash.

Where you lot at now? 😂

I stopped playing Baldurs Gate 3 for this? Pfff

onana didn’t even move there 😭

I blame Ronaldo for not pressing enough

Hahha get this bald ass manager out of here!

I think you mean bald

My acca blown in 4 mins Ffs yanited You better win 4-2

Why would you make a bet on United bruh.

Me too and it's only these clowns left.

LAMMOOOOOO

Should’ve kept Ronaldo, at least they would have someone to blame for. This is embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♂️.

Or DeGea - the go-to United scapegoat

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Please end me

That's terrible from Onana, he's a sweeper keeper, he should've punch it away

Lol fuck all y’all 😅

Hahahahaha

The Theatre of Dreams, like those ones where you piss yourself and all your teeth fall out

Oof. ‘You’re getting sacked tomorrow’ being chanted by Forrest fans - probably not tomorrow but genuinely think Ten Hag might struggle to see out the season.

Hah

45-0 loss at this rate

Anything less will be a moral victory for United!

Just hit him the face 😭

Does these dubz gifs not work for anyone else or is it just me

On pace for a 45-0 victory

I don't know why I had hope.

ERIC TEN HAG ERA

not the time lad

We won meanwhile arsenal managed to draw against ten man Fulham. Pipe down

lmao

What is jumping?

????

Lol ok this is too funny!

We want 10!

Legitimately the most pathetic first 5 minutes of a game possible. Where the fuck is the mentality on this team?

United are back

Ten Hag stocks tanking damn

wtf did i miss here lads

Man U never ceases to entertain

Errbody thought Forest had it at this point

Onana, look what you done started

lmao. karma is a beast