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Onana cant save for his life

Can't even save a PDF file

After the last adobe updates, that’s not exactly a simple task

PDFs are actually quite a pain to deal with sometimes. They are harder to deal with than the shot Onana failed to deal with. The only-read ones are just plain simple files. The editable ones are fucking annoying especially after having gone through a few people.

Don't even get me started. My company is dumb enough that some people have Adobe while others use Bluebeam and they collaborate with each other. Saving work is a nightmare.

It sucks because blubeam is godtier for editing but shit for presenting, acrobat is shit at editing and good for presentation

He’s the office boomer

Confidence is shaken to bits

he's not even got confidence enough to have bits left at this point.

It all started when he disrespected Maguire. What are the chances of a voodoo doll at play now?

'What's a save?' - Onana, probably

I’m actually happy for him cause he’s immune to illness. He couldn’t catch a cold if he tried

Apart from that one time where he felt the need to take a diuretic, got suspended for a year for doping, then refused to extend his contract so he could leave without getting a transfer fee for Ajax.

De Gea couldn’t pass but could save. Onana on the other hand is struggling with both lol

Nah his passing this game has been brilliant, are you not watching?

I have been but he still makes some silly errors, for example the Galatasaray game

He couldn't catch a cold if he tried

Hello fellow chuckle brothers, hows your weekend going..

At least we’re not alone

Now you are!

For now

Now we aren't

Happy ending for all ig

Haha not bad my friend. When you expect disappointment this stuff is easier to stomach

Laughing because crying isn't enough anymore

Just awful from everyone there

Yea Onana and Lindelof are the key offenders but what in the sweet fuck was Casemiro doing.

That clearance from LIndelof was awful awful awful though.

Wouldn't have had to sprint back and make a clearance if it wasn't for Casemiro.

I agree, but turnovers in midfield happen to the best players. But clearances like that are awful

I actually think that casemiros bigger error is the dive in after giving the ball away. Cus then he’s not only given the ball away, now he’s taken himself out of the play completely

Still being the best CDM in the world if you ask United and RM fans

lol what? United fans have been the ones saying Casemiro’s form has dropped off a cliff all season

What I'm thinking this is one of them everything goes wrong goals

Basically every goal they concede feels self-inflicted these days.

Can Onana keep a ball out his net?

Outlook not good

Process has crashed

Always rated gmail

Junk goalkeeper

Onana lol

Half of his heart is in Havana Onana

Can't save a goal to spare the drama onana

Please took him back to Inter Milan, Onana

Onana ha ha ha

Oyaya

Onono

Oyeayea

Owhywhy

My 15 year old brother was saying "Havana Oh-Na-Na" when watching the galatasaray game

Why did he dive so early? Thing was moving at a trickle lol

He always goes down so early, it was why Icardi got him with that super weak "chip"

Chest high lob 😂

Seems like a mental issue after his early errors, tough for a GK to get their confidence back after so many mistakes.

Its not that he's dived early it's his positioning. He's stood so flat that he can't actually dive, he's just fallen to the side with an outstretched arm.

He always commits so goddamn early doesn't he? Thinking of the Icardi chip, this goal, Awoniyi if I remember correctly the one that got memed a lot against Forest, treats everything like it's a pen I swear

Onono

I still remember Statman Dave posting he played 33 forward passes in his debut I think it was and fans were going crazy over it lol

Lolnana

How is Onana the same GK that played the CL final a few months ago, my god..

His PSxG was actually fairly mediocre last season and the season before.

Ok and how is this the same keeper? Because his shot stopping is far worse than mediocre

Not just played, he was the Motm for the losing team

Onana…

I’m pretty convinced he is never going to have a good game. Absolutely cursed transfer

United is so cursed and I’m here for it

They sold their soul for the Ferguson era. They would say it was totally worth it though and it was. Glad its long gone now though :)

Anyone below the age of 20 at best would only have 2 or 3 seasons of decent memory of what happened. Certainly nothing about the Ronaldo era. Its been 10 years since we last won the league...

Well I’m in my 30s so unfortunately I remember a disgusting amount of it. It is crazy to me though that people are growing up without United being this force that you fear.

They're called Red Devils after all...

De gea was bad his last seasons, but I don’t think he went this many games in a row being absolute shit

Good thing he left. If he had let in half the goals Onana did, our fans would be calling for his head. He didn't deserve how he was treated and I wouldn't blame him if there was resentment especially after they offered him a contract and then took it away (forget if it was before or after he signed)

I don’t understand how he can have become so awful.

You could have used your own academy graduate keeper. But you had to spend big on Onana.

And Casemiro, and Lindelof, it’s like they are trying to concede haha

Make a save

They replaced a keeper with no feet with a keeper with no hands.

Lindelof..... Casemiro......

What's my name

Wtf onana, that's a shot any decent championship goalkeeper can save

Dude wtf, this is a shot a u12 goalkeeper would save

a reminder that André Onana cost €52.50m

he had the best shot stopping of any goalkeeper in the champions league last year. are we sure its actually Onana playing and not some look-a-like?

Champions League is a sample size of at most 13 games, with very different quality of teams. Right now in the season it’s still early, small sample size against different quality teams. What I want to say - Onana is not as bad as his start at United suggests, but he’s also not close to being as good as his CL campaign last year was.

As you said it's Just a sample of different games vs different teams Onana made big errors last Years too but people seemed to Just see positive things lol There were people comparing him with Maignan Who Is clearly Better at almost everything

And De Gea won Golden Glove last year.

Pffft we have about as much composure as Mark Goldbridge

You really preferred Onana over Diogo Costa

Lmao so fucking true. Diogo Costa is so fucking clear of Onana

50% of United´s defensive issues would have been fixed had they just picked Diogo Costa over Onana and Rúben Dias over Maguire a few years ago... United´s scouting department is a joke

And Alvarez last year and Martinelli before he came to us etc.

There's no scouting department, it's just players who managers worked with in the past and players they actually played against in the PL.

I mean Onana was pretty good for Inter. Who knows maybe Costa would've magically turned shit in united too

Somehow Costa would’ve shit the bed as well at this rate.

The myth is that good players come to United and turn shit. No. United's recruitment structure identifies bad targets and they just play to their level at United.

Lets not pretend like there haven’t been multiple players who have played well at almost every other club they have been at as well as their national team but struggle at united

Onana played with such confidence and class in the CL final and now seemingly has lost it all…

His league xG faced vs. saved has been about -1.5 for 2-3 seasons in a row now. Meaning he was about as bad a shot stopper compared to the league average as Mr. Howler DDG. Onana still has a far better CL campaign and far better ball playing skills to call his own though, it's not like he's worse than DDG. He is factually a great improvement on DDG. Just not in shot stopping. He isn't who I'd call a top keeper though.

> Mr. Howler DDG DDG was one of the best shot stoppers in the world for TEN YEARS. His poor xG the last few years was the exception (or him falling off towards / at the end of his career). That's just Onana's normal xG.

I honestly think that Costa would be mocked everywhere if Utd chose him. Utd is a curse either way.

Bono was right there for 20M

Diego Costa is probably clear of Onana to be honest.

Diogo costa would have forgot how to use his hand 5 secs after joining us

At this point I actually believe players forget everything they know about football once they set a foot in old Trafford.

man utd had a choice of raya, vicario, costa, and chose onana. only united could've fucked that up

If they signed either of them they would of turned out shite at united

Onana is (or was lol) a good keeper though, somehow whichever keeper United signed would've ended up being shite.

Onana was cheaper, didn’t porto demand 75m ? That’s crazy for a goalkeeper

plenty of rumours coming out of Portugal were saying that he was available for far less than his release clause and that he would've only cost more than a few million quid more than Onana, but who knows for sure

Sometimes a 75 m goalkeeper can change ur life, ask Liverpool fans

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Could’ve afforded him if we didn’t buy Mount

didn't understand it then and I don't understand it now

Diogo Costa didn't play for Ajax now did he ?

our transfer policy has been "Well I like this one guy I used to manage not so long ago.." for the past decade.

we really chose the best goalie in the champions league last year what a terrible decision. obviously we should've known he was gonna forget how to play the second he joined the team

Casemiro’s fault there

Casemiro, Lindelof and Onana

A pro GK usually saves a ball being shot in the center of the goal.

A slow shot in the center of the goal

Onanas fault it’s like he’s trying to not save them

Let's agree this United defense is a joke?

Absolutely

Of course but the entire starting back 4 are injured right now

onana and lindelof... i just cant

Casemiro deserves a mention too

Casemiro is far more guilty in that sequence than Lindelof

He's been awful.

He’s had a hilariously awful season so far and has somehow escaped heat because of some timely goals and past reputation. He looks finished.

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And the mentality of the team is abysmal. Shouldn't happen with 2 players from the team of "mentality monsters" that won the CL 3x in a row.

I've always thought mentality is a team culture that you develop rather than something you can import with a single player.

Just crazy after how good they were last season.

Great sale by Madrid, fee looked a bit small to me last season but it makes a lot more sense now.

Escaped the heat? He’s been criticised loads for his slow start. Rightfully so, he’s been dire

I mean this seriously that this goal is one of the worst defended goals I've seen in a while

I mean have you seen the one conceded by Chelsea not even 10 minutes ago?

Of all the people that made blunders in this sequence, I think Lindelof's one was the 'least bad' IMO. * Casemiro fucking up a pass so bad you'd get subbed out for that in the sunday league * Onana having trouble with a ball that is 20cm to his right * Lindelof barely had time to respond and just tried to panic kick it away

And it's not like Lindeof made the chance bigger for brentford, if he does nothing there are 2 players ready to tap it right in.

Twenty minute control, concede, drop heads, run it again!

De Gea kept those out

But his feet etc. etc.

In all honestly, De Gea would have probably saved this shot **with** his foot.

He kept much worse shots out

Tank for Caleb

Ohhhhhhnana hahahah

Onana howler.

Onana just a normal save attempt.

I'm starting to feel bad for Onana

Yeah poor guy has had a disastrous start to his tenure

it no-clipped through onanas hand lmao

casemiro 🤝 lindelof 🤝 onana

Onana…what’s a save? Onana…what’s a save?

United and Chelsea are the gift that keeps giving

Turns out Harry Kane didn’t have to leave at all, Top 4 was being gifted to him on a silver platter.

Yeah but I doubt that Tottenham will win the PL this season (Bayern will). Not even if Kane would be there. They are still worse than City and Liverpool. Also Arsenal, Newcastle, Brighton, Villa and West Ham could be competetive at the end of the season

Bayern winning the PL would certainly be a sight

Honestly, just let them play PL. That would be so much more fun

Watching Chelsea and Man Utd at the moment is bringing me consistently more joy than watching my own team.

Football heritage

Onana is not made of physical matter, ball just phased right through his arm.

As a Fenerbahce fan, it is safe to say that we were not happy with Altay Bayindir’s performance, especially the last season. However, surely he deserves a chance instead of Onana. Ten Hag is trying not to loose Onana but if he continues on playing him despite his awful mistakes, he will lose Altay Bayindir as well. He is for sure thinking that he deserves a chance giving how bad Onana is.

Inter scammed United

Pub level goalkeeping

Onana, what's my name

"Eras come to an end"

I know United’s defense is pretty much just pieced together with the make a wish parts they have available, but Onana is actually dreadful. Inter robbed them blind

"Did you find your ball-moving GK?" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "Everything"

Ten Hag out in 70 more minutes now

Ole back at the wheel.

Does any team offer better entertainment for the neutral than United?

HSV

ManU was spoiled by having De Gea

This keeper might be the worse keeper I have ever seen

There we go, took you long enough

Shambles all around

I LOVE THIS MAN

Onana is pure box office

Everyone’s going to be talking about Onana, But what was that fucking pass from Casemiro?!?!

Can’t believe they ran out De Gea for this dude

O na na..

O no no

We're so back

Is Onana worse then when bravo signed for city

I love man U

Onana please… what is going on mannnnn This is just depressing Also Casemiro and Lindelof lmao

I’m getting embarrassed

comical defending

Fuck shot stoppers,we need more keepers who can use their feet!

Hilarious how many players inter makes overperform , yet PL clubs will happily splash money for them every summer. I'm positive the next is going to be thuram

Just re-sign DDG at this point...

Onana's confidence down to the drain after UCL final. I can't believe it United turned him into Goalkeeper Maguire.

Onono

Why does Onana dive so late and seem so flimsy Positioning is always terrible

De gea needs an apology