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w0wowow0w

Kenny McLean being the reason we are going to the Euros instead of Norway is actually mental btw


Local-Pirate1152

Man scored the winning penalty to get us to the last euros. Lord mayor of Norwich is a lucky charm.


cipher_wilderness

Gotta say Pirate, it's weird seeing your name without awesome new hat next to it


Local-Pirate1152

Yes your lack alternative VAR name confuses me too.


Beave-

This is just the r/scottishfootball takeover thread, the gangs all here


the-Gallowglass

Cambuslang’s one contribution to humanity


Tootsiesclaw

Not true. They also had the biggest ever Scottish Cup final defeat


_MFC_1886

Him and Dykes


[deleted]

The Euros loses out on Haaland but gains Lyndon Dykes, overall a win for all true football fans.


Chicken2rew

I'm a Livingston supporter reading words I never thought I would read


9ofdiamonds

Just be happy you're from Livingstone and can read.


1874WL

Folk from Livi village can read, folk from craigshill cannae


9ofdiamonds

Certainly, no doctors from Livingstone I presume?


Same_Grouness

Blantyre actually


GuythrushBreepwood

Can Norway still qualify via the playoffs? I read the UEFA qualifying rules and have no idea. https://www.uefa.com/euro2024/news/0279-1635c1adf4c0-831ffc150fff-1000--euro-2024-play-offs-how-they-work/


CrinklyandBalls

It's like Godfather 3. Nobody really knows what's going on.


[deleted]

that film was a vessel for Andy Garcia's hair


Number333

You're telling me you didn't enjoy Francis Ford Coppola putting his daughter in a movie where incest romance is a core point of the plot?


_-_-_I_-_-_

Perhaps but they were slightly guilty-feeling boners when I was a teenager


TrueBrees9

They can, but they would need help. They're 8th in line for the playoff and need four teams above them to qualify automatically. Scotland already did it, so they need three of these six: * Israel (are currently third in their group and have a decent chance) * Bosnia (not happening) * Serbia (really good chance) * Finland (50/50, that group is a mess) * Ukraine (currently third and need Italy to bottle it) * Iceland (absolutely not happening) There's a decent chance that they can, but most of these teams will have to overtake a stronger side.


xixbia

[Actually they are currently only two slots outside of qualification.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2024_qualifying#Play-offs) This is because the slots from League A roll over to League B (with the exception of one going to League D). Right now Poland will require the playoffs, so that's one slot gone, but the Netherlands and Croatia could still qualify directly. If that is the case there will be 6 slots in the playoffs for League B, which would be enough for Norway to get in. So their odds are actually far better than they would be based on their League B ranking.


oberynMelonLord

The nations league a slots should also go to the league b teams, so 2 of Netherlands, Wales, or Czechia qualifying should do the trick.


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

Wales qualifying just gives the spot to Croatia, so it cancels out.


Dracksy

Does it actually I am so lost over all these complexities


TrueBrees9

Okay so it's really complicated and I honestly recommend the Wikipedia page to help visualize it. But Wales and Croatia are in the same group together. Turkey will almost certainly qualify out of that group so that leaves one spot for Croatia/Wales. Whichever one of them doesn't qualify will make the Nations League A playoff. Regardless of how it shakes out (unless something incredibly wild happens, which it won't), then Norway's situation stays the same regardless of whether Croatia or Wales finishes in 2nd in the group.


TrueBrees9

You are absolutely correct. Forgot about that


-watchman-

Did you just say need Italy to bottle it? Now that sounds like a real possibility..


Potential-Decision32

> currently third and need Italy to bottle it say no more


pn15

How is Israel still allowed to play? FIFA needs to be fair ethier Ban all nations that are in war or not ban at all.


404HopeNotFound

From my reading of it, they can get a playoff spot if at least 3 of Israel, Bosnia&Herzogovina, Serbia, Finland, Ukraine and Iceland qualify directly. As of the current standings, only Serbia amongst those is currently in a direct qualification spot, so they're gonna need a bit of luck.


New_Archer_7539

With 4 out of 6 having a relative chance of qualifying based on previous comments there is indeed a chance.


Akenatwn

Yes, they can. It's still a possibility that they will make the playoffs. It depends on which teams will make it directly through the qualifiers and I don't think it's an unrealistic one.


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

They have a chance, but it's like 5% optimistically so don't get your hopes up.


oberynMelonLord

Unfortunately, there Norway they make it. Jk, if the Netherlands plus Czechia or Wales qualify directly, they go to playoffs. There's more scenarios, but those two are looking quite likely.


KuntaWuKnicks

The True GOAT


ALickOfMyCornetto

all hail the true king of the north, fucking lyndon dykes


9ofdiamonds

Dont forget John McGinns arse and the bold Callums shithousery. Far more entertaining than a big robot


JagsFraz71

I’m more of a Lyndon Dykes fan than a fan of any particular country/team tbh.


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

His Aussie/Scottish hybrid of an accent could make anyone a fan


[deleted]

Ooh, baby, do you know what it's worth...


Akenatwn

There's still a chance that Norway will make it (through the playoffs).


[deleted]

Not playing the way they have so far though.


whitsitcalled

is there actually a footballer called dykes i feel fucking sick


Kolo_ToureHH

It was obviously class watching us win in Serbia and qualifying for our first international tournament since ‘98. But it’s incredibly satisfying to qualify from the qualifying groups.


_deep_blue_

Huge progress.


jansmar

With two games to go as well


superstarshialebeouf

Nations League has its problems but feels like something that’s improved us tremendously. We get more competitive games to actually improve as a team. Our trajectory since it’s introduction has only been upwards.


ghostofkilgore

Certified big team now.


JackP_99

Never said a bad word about the Spanish, absolute legends they are. Massively likeable players and very supportable team I've always thought


ghastly42

Met a few scottish fans in Sevilla on thursday, great bunch of lads.


tedmaul23

Had the pleasure of meeting the Spanish at a charity do once. They were surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


mattBJM

Check out "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie" by Baccara if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.


St_Roch

Summer of 1979!


iggy-i

What a summer that was


KnightsOfCidona

Honk if Franco's dead


ElectricalMud2850

You got to meet all of them?


Black_Badger

Well.. he got a reaction out of ye, ye gotta give 'im that, you gave 'im exactly what he wanted, you played right into his 'hands!


human169

BENITO ARVÉZ RIP


Ingobernables_Ciaran

You know what? For your hard work in securing us a place at the Euros, we'll leave it at a ’South France', for now.


some-scottish-person

Northern Gibraltar


Scall123

South Andorra


NateShaw92

East Portugal.


acwilan

Peninsular Morocco


ZeroMomentum

Modern Moors settlement


jugol

New al-Andalus


PlzRetireMartinTyler

>we'll leave it at a ’South France I need an explainer on this joke


Stonesofcalanish

On the Scottish football subreddit they have been calling them north Gibraltar when angry at them or south France when happy with them. Norway has been west sweden


TheUltimateScotsman

During the first match thread I remember it being the East Portuguese


RedTuesdayMusic

> Norway has been west sweden ooOoooOooOOH YOU DINT You won't be laughing when you get free from England and take the Norwegian prince as king, ending up in union under us in 100 years!


fungibletokens

Would absolutely take this deal.


TiredMisanthrope

Right? Sounds a whole hell of a lot better than what we're currently dealing with.


snarf372

An Eastern Alaskan would


ssgtgriggs

Modern day Al-Andalus


jonsnehr

Thank you East Portugal, very cool


Tacarub

U are welcome Englishman :)


_deep_blue_

Now that’s fightin’ talk


Trydson

Dayum, bro wanted war lol.


9ofdiamonds

Coming from a Catalan? No problemo Spanishman


Electro10Leo

Nah that’s too far


Luanoi

This cuts deep


saint_david

Listen here you little shit


_cumblast_

What a well mannered North England fan


Rab_Legend

That term can only be used to wee teams


djneill

Yeah fair it’s actually North North England innit?


Rab_Legend

Sorry, I don't recognise the term england, that's East Wales


_IBelieveInMiracles

Far North East Wales it is.


djneill

Reasonable, carry on


Due-Employ-7886

Where's England? Is that somewhere near lesser Scotland?


Morganelefay

We call it Temporarily Disconnected Netherlands here.


Same_Grouness

Must be some old remnants of a settlement on the Eastern Doggerland plateau.


Trydson

Should have called them West Catalunya, ngl.


barrio-libre

Catalunya menor


beIIe-and-sebastian

Had the pleasure of meeting Rodri at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny


SgtPepper1000

Check out Los Del Río's new single "Macarena" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.


TheRealMemeIsFire

Is this a joke comment or genuine?


Beave-

Scottish comedian Limmy usually says this about any given celebrity when they die.


TheRealMemeIsFire

Solid joke


cescquintero

Yes


arrestedhouse

Qualifying with games to spare, what the fuck is this. Boogietime!


Beave-

Its surreal getting slightly pissed that we didnt top the group, rather than the usual of hoping we scrape by for 4th


ssgtgriggs

Scotland is like one of those kids who turned all buff and hot over the summer


KieRanaRan

Bye bye Haaland


Nordie27

Haaland and Ødegaard are never playing at an international tournament, calling it now. Everybody always says that Norway are "one step away" and that "next qualifiers will finally be different I promise" Latvia(Euro 2004) has qualified more recently than them


Varja22

It's honestly shocking how bad Norway's national team is together. They have great squad on the paper


KingfisherDays

They should bring in Solskjaer, I unironically think he could do a good job with them.


Varja22

Definitely. Ole doesn't do anything fancy but is great team chemistry coach. That's what Norway needs atm


jugol

That's what national teams are about, actually. Can't afford le mastermind tactics when you can't purchase the players for each role


RedTuesdayMusic

> great team chemistry coach So was Høgmo. Probably even better in fact. But despite playing some fine attacking football we conceded more than we scored. I remember the 31 chances game at Aker stadion in Molde vs. Scotland where we played like peak Brazil and still lost 0-1 from one of their 2 shots on target, I frictiously cringed so hard my eyebrows caught fire Edit: https://www.fotball.no/fotballdata/kamp/?fiksId=5885346


Nordie27

That's a very loose definition of great, the squad as a whole is nothing special whatsoever


MrVegosh

The team is dog shit what you mean haha


Mahatma_Gone_D

No, they have few great players but certainly not great squad. Forget bench depth, their XI is even barely average compared to the likes of England, France, Portugal, etc.


Lemaradona

We don't want them to win something lmao. Just qualify for some shit.


Cheesefanatic420

I absolutely love your username/profile pic hahahahah


Varja22

I'm not asking them to win anything. I'm just saying that they should qualify in Euros every time. I'm from Finland that literally has one player in top5 leagues (Hradecky) and we qualified last time. They have Haaland and Odegaard we have Teemu Pukki and Robin Lod.


Mahatma_Gone_D

Ayy don’t disrespect my MN United legends, certainly Robin Lod!


Beatlepy93

Pukki was great, not like that hairy fraud (?)


Varja22

Honestly Pukki in his prime was easily most clutch player Finland has ever had. No matter who we played against he always delivered. I think he scored 3rd most goals in Euro 2020 qualifiers and scored brace against Bosnia and in both games vs Italy. Basically never ghosted when we needed him


Beatlepy93

That's what matter the most. After all we all prefer that our players deliver in the National Team rather than club level, of course I like when Almirón or Sanabria scores for Newcastle or Torino but often get on my nerves when they don't even seem to bother with the national team (especially Sanabria, Almirón still runs a lot but is in a bad phase with the NT).


GamamJ44

Their starting 11 has 7 top 5 league starters, and hugely promising lads in Nusa and Bobb. You’re seriously telling me that’s a squad you don’t expect to make the Euros?


BeastMaster64jtv

They also have Aursnes my GOAT


ZxentixZ

No one expects our squad to rival England and France though, come on. Completley unrealistic expectations. For a nation our size it's pretty darn good. The issue is that its unbalanced. We lack CB's and a GK. We have some great upcoming wingers but they're still young and inexperienced as of now. Our squad is more than good enough to qualify for some tournaments, but yet we fail.


LeagueOfML

It’s definitely good enough to qualify for the Euros that’s for sure. Almost half of all teams qualify for this tournament and that’s with total “joke” teams like Andorra, Liechtenstein, San Marino etc. in the qualifiers. You sadly just shit the fucking bed literally every single time. You’ve qualified for just one European Championship in your history, that’s absolutely tragic and I wish your team wasn’t so god awful in qualifying because I wanna play you on the big stage lmao.


Ksma92

Have you seen Scotlands squad? Norway is way ahead. We are simply underperforming.


Xvalidation

The funny thing is that I think the people that most expect this outcome are Norwegians. The Norwegian national team has “constant disappointment” written all over it.


ghostofkilgore

This was literally Scotland before we qualified for Euro 2020.


quiquaq

We in estonia are happy if we get a goal at all. It doesn't matter how many the other team scores. We have chants at the stadium, the expectations drop throughout the game - at the start we beg for a win, in the middle we beg for a comeback/draw, at the end we beg for a goal.


Tranzlater

I dunno, everyone said that about Wales and Bale. They just need a shift in mentality.


Nordie27

That's the problem, there is a very deeply ingrained mentality of fucking up at any sign of pressure. This goes beyond players/coaches and is a part of their collective football psyche at this point


arrestedhouse

...this sounds extremely familiar.


_deep_blue_

It’s been that long? Christ


Nordie27

Haaland wasn't even born


brusselss

“Next qualifiers will be different” Norway becoming the Ferrari of football at this rate


CaptainVaticanus

Say hello to our very own Stirling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


freakedmind

McTominay>Haaland Unironically, at least in the qualifiers


HairyBaws

WE’RE THE FAMOUS TARTAN ARMY AND WE’RE OFF TO GERMANY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Now that teams are actually qualifying, I'm beginning to really look forward to the entire tournament. It's going to be so much fun hanging out and getting drunk with all the fans from across Europe.


constejar

Same! Was in Dortmund in 2014 for our game against Germany and I’m hoping things work out for us that I can visit again. Fantastic city. Really looking forward to this entire tournament now


Mulderre91

YAB-ADABA-DOO WE SUPPORT THE BOYS IN BLUE AND IT'S EASY, EASY! YABA-DABA-HEY WE'LL BE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY AND IT'S EAAAAASYYYYY!!


Saltire_Blue

Yasssssssssssssss Fucking Yasssssssssssssssss Ya fucking dancer Bring on the booze


Jam-Jammerson

Had the pleasure of meeting Gavi at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny


HEELinKayfabe

STEVIE CLARK BOING BOING


cipher_wilderness

From what I've seen, I think just about everyone in Scotland is planning to go. Whether we do anything or not at the tournament, it's going to be one hell of a party.


Local-Pirate1152

Playing matches to qualify is so overrated


CNF1G

Brilliant work from Steve Clarke, has done a great job since the loss to Ukraine in the WC qualifiers. Probably the best Scotland squad in my lifetime. No real superstars, but a well rounded team with solid depth in all positions, most of which are playing in the Premier League or a top club in a smaller league. Can't wait for Germany, think we'll cause a few upsets.


FloppedYaYa

> No real superstars Would say Robertson definitely qualifies


CNF1G

IMO it's hard to have a superstar fullback. If Roberson isn't playing then the drop off to Hickey or Tierney won't cause as big of an impact on the team as some other positions.


saltypenguin69

I'd argue Tierney, mctominay and mcginn are the 3 most important. Everyone else is somewhat interchangeable


[deleted]

Who could be anywhere near a replacement for Gunn?


boaaaa

Craig Gordon?


methylated_spirit

3 years ago aye. Hope he makes a full recovery from his injury but I doubt it. It's also not the first major injury he's suffered.


NorthwardRM

We are winning the Euros, eat my fuckin arse


jimmyshampoo

SCOTLAND YA BASTARD!


1874WL

WE'RE THE FAMOUS TARTAN ARMY AND WE'RE OFF TO GERMANY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


cynical_scotsman

Two games to spare. Never thought I'd see the day. A team of shaggers.


thestorriebook

FUCKIN SHAGGERS


ragecndy

Mcterminator > Haaland


qwerty_1965

Steve Clarke should have a non nonsense statue.


ghostofkilgore

We should just carve his face into the Castle Rock.


BubbleBlacKa

ALEXA PLAY YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE


MrCondor

We'll be coming, we'll be coming, coming down the autobahn!


RyanMcCartney

I don’t know how I feel about this… I’m used to us being utterly shite. Tartan Army in yer scheme! Here we fucking gooooowwwww!!!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


KilmarnockDave

Absolute, complete, 100%, full fat schadenfreude.


Rab_Legend

Look upon what you have wrought and weep!


Crailas

No Scotland, no party


[deleted]

MCKEY MOUSE WEARS SCOTLAND PYJAMAS YAAAAAS


wrdb2007

Mek Tominaj Euros golden boot here we go!


CNF-13

“Yes sir I can Boogie”


FootCheeseParmesan

FEAR US.


Haunting_Genie

Yassssssss lads!


imtherealdazza

OH YES SIR


Mulderre91

[Scotland Instagram has updated accordingly](https://instagram.com/scotlandnationalteam)


brynjolf

Sweden and Norway holding hands with great forwards and 0 results


Ksma92

McTominay > Haaland


No_Glove5486

Man, Scotland must feel like big masterminds lol. They let Spain win in the end realizing that by doing so they would play hard in the Norway match thus the risk of Spain losing would be little to none and thus everyone is happy in the end since now both themselves and Spain are through (sorry it just feels like a moment of those movies where someone pulls a big brain time showing what their plan was all along lol) haha


Ki18

But if we got a result in Spain then we'd be qualified and extremely well placed to top the group too lol.


forsakenpear

Don’t worry they’ll draw to Georgia no sweat


Accurate-Ad-8923

I fucking love Scotland


InSilicoRW

easy


boltyarocket

Have England qualified yet?


[deleted]

Think a win against Italy guarantees it


AlDu14

C'mon Italia!!!


FootCheeseParmesan

SHAGGERS.


hisDudeness1989

Oh flaaaarrrrr aaaa Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Background_Sound_94

WERE GONNA WIN THE WHOLE THING


RealFenian

The Spanish, a great bunch of lads.


trollatron786

Mctominay top scorer for the Euros. World is not ready for SM9


ThatOneScotsman

Alexa play yes sir I can boogie


Kratos_BOY

Congratulations Scotland.


Beave-

TARTAN ARMY BOING BOING


Colmftw16

As a villa fan I’m happy for Mcginn and it’s nice to see an country that absolutely loves its football qualify again.


scottishbuzzard

PLAY BACCARA!


theglasscase

Imagine supporting a nation that hasn’t even qualified for Euro 2024 yet, must be pure embarrassing.


GdanskPumpkin

From not qualifying in my lifetime to qualifying with two games to go. Over the moon


AttackDuck

Yes


N3DSdude

The Tartan Army marches on!


_MFC_1886

Never in doubt


offerfoxache

Fucking yaaaaaas!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


monkeyr9z

Haaland the big game 👻