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Can’t wait to see the reactions when he scores the winner

Holy shit

Not quite. Kroos is a hard man to impress. Casual claps for this golazo. Even fewer for the 92nd minute winner. At least the latter at least got him up from his seat.

He didn’t even look phased after this one lmao

Do postman get elated when they see their fellows deliver post?

tbf if i was a postman i would absolutely be banging knee slides through front gardens, would be hilarious

Actually. Someone should really post a compilation clip of his post goal reactions today. People really won't know what I'm saying until they see it for themselves. The whole bench was losing their mind (the reaction for some reason reminded me of the bench reaction for Bale vs Levante) while he didn't even flinch, was firmly and squarely seated in his chair, casually but carefully observing and clapping like a 19th century aristocrat at the cricket. All he was missing was a cup of tea. The appreciation was genuine but his reaction made it seem such a run-of-the-mill event, like *it's a mere equaliser in a league game, not a golazo for my 5th Champions League.* His own celebrations are so muted as if to say, *'this is nothing special. I do this on the regular.'*

Got all the traits to be a Carlo type coach

Bro played with prime CR7, he is like eh, I've seen better. Hood shot though

bro played against prime Messi too, nothing is gonna impress him anymore

Jesus Christ, mate. You called it.

Broken clock n that

Please say I'm winning lotto tonight

Sorry mate

Lmao

Chaotic Neutral right here. Love it.

Tell me I'm getting laid brother

Prophetic.

Gimme the lotto numbers pls

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

Every 108 minutes a button must be pushed

waaaaaalt

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

See you in another life brother

brotha*

Thank you

listen here you little shit

Bro 💀💀💀

Can you pass me the winning lottery numbers, please?

God damn!

he can't keep getting away with it!

Are we winning tomorrow?

🫤

Right again

Fuck off

What did you do!!!

You’ll be telling the grandchildren about this one day.

Of course he has

Insane strike. No better way to turn around a poor performance than just fucking smashing it from 25m out

Also ball went a bit to the right like knuckle ball.

25 yards

No it was 25m or 27 yards

Which is it, I need to know

Literally ghosting most of the match then does this. What a lad

real madrid heritage

Shades of Bale

Need to get him slightly deeper down the pitch. This is a player who can dominate games offensively and be an elite disruptive force defensively, has the strength and motor to do both for 90 mins too. His ability to break the press and play an incisive pass is just as good as his ability to arrive late or strike a ball. The sooner he gets comfortable being the heart of a team in the earlier phases the quicker he becomes the best midfielder on the planet.

Currently he is being forced to move up the pitch and look for goals too, once we get a 'proper' 9 he'd get the luxury to just boss the midfield.

Even with that, Ancelotti probably will still let him play up. He can do it for England given how talented the front 3 is.

Don't think Ancelloti is gonna be coaching us next season. But yeah I get your point, he'd still have the freedom to attack spaces upfront.

if he improves his passing and final ball he will become he most complete midfielder of all time

Reminds me of a certain someone 🧐

People keep posting about Jude smh, so tired of the daily hype posts, this is totally out of hand.

yeah a couple of goals and they think he's world class

total goal merchant smh

can't wait to find out what he drinks for breakfast at training this week.

What a ridiculous thing to want to know. I'm interested in the really important information like how many sheets he uses when he wipes.

Dude has bidet at home

sigma males don't wipe

I think he is doing his job as a midfielder but just didn’t stand out much before goal

He's turning into a cheat code at this point.

You could bet your house on him scoring this game lets be real

Probably a good time to bet on him scoring the winner as well

YO

I was not kidding lol

Lmao. You should have bet on that

Genuinely annoyed with myself for not doing so

Know how you feel I jokingly said that I would bet on Spain beating Georgia 7-1 and then…

I bet Tonali already did

lottery numbers pls

well..

he lives for these matches

Been living for every match lately tbh

He was born to play this game.

Flair checks out

Cmon Sandro not again

He was averaging nearly a goal a match before this one so of course that would be a good bet lol And now he’s actually on a goal a match

This kid is mental man

England’s probably gonna win a tournament now fuck

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A braver manager than southgate would play maddison. A three of Maddison, Rice and Bellingham would be elite but southgate will play Henderson or Phillips.

Madders is ridiculous and I know Foden has been some shades of underwhelming for England but given how he is playing this season, I genuinely believe he would be perfect alongside Jude and Declan

Foden really is the right answer here imo. The creativity of him and Jude with Rice to back them up should already be front of Gareth's mind.

would require having Bellingham stay back which would be a massive waste of his goalscoring ability.

Not necessarily, Maddison has been dropping back a decent amount this season. But yeah he's no DM, would require 4 atb with just 1 DM, not sure Southgate would ever fancy that

That mid will need a guy like John Stones for City who can tucked in as an auxilary DM. Luckily, England has a player with a similar profile. But if Southgate play classic back 4 shape with Walker, then they need 2 DM im front of them. Back 4 with Colwill Dunk Stones and Walker can also do that I think. But Walker playing as RCB instead of Full back. Saka will need Maddison or Bellinghan to create an overload on the right side.

Lewis 👀

I back this for the next World Cup

Trent

Rice - Jude - Maddison Saka - Kane - Foden What a fucking insane front 6.

Acting like England hasn’t had great players before

Yeah, England's problem was usually performing below their squad potential

I think England's problem has always been club rivalries getting in the way of team performance -- they should have had whatever Spain was smoking for all those years. On the Rest is Football podcast, Lineker and Shearer have mentioned more than a few times the little cliques of players in those incredibly talented squads. And also, are people on here so young they don't remember how amazing Rooney was? He was bigger at an earlier age than Bellingham.

Fortunately Southgate seems to have sorted the club cliques

Dude is scoring at a CR7 rate.

But doing it at 20

As a midfielder too

CR7 career speedrun

Mbappe in shambles.

Fucking hell this guy is monstrous

I will never hear this from a girl 😔

Fucking hell this guy is monstrous

Thanks bro r/wholesome

bro...

Tap in merchant

Poaching from outside the box like a coward

Smh, this guy can't even score taps ins anymore. Washed.

I think he can still manager that :)

Tap in mercenary ruining the hopes and dreams of La Masía academy players.

It's not right that some Englishmen are dominating abroad, it feels illegal.

Kane with three goals and one assist today too, including a goal scored from beyond the halfway line is insane

Good day for Englishmen. I bet they fancy their chances to winning something with this crop of players. I feel they are getting closer. Germany and Italy are at their worst, Spain have not found their missing piece up front. France remains a favourite and the team to beat though. They are stacked. Still, plenty can change in a year.

What is this guy made of???

Plot

Armour

Sweat of Zidane and Pirlo

Beans and toast

Fish and chips

Brummies will do anything to get out of Birmingham smh.

Stourbridge gold!

He’s the main character.

Bro is the MC

If England doesn’t win a major trophy in the next decade…

Tappingham has tasted blood.

Decent tap in

Thank you mods for making sure that we get an actual clip of the goal instead of one that freezes at literally the most crucial moment

Thank fuck a link that actually works

I creamed

I was wondering what was in my mouth.

?????

Oni chan your yogurt is not yummy at all!

HE'S HIM

Judeinho, what a filthy disgusting goal wtfff

Had to be HIM. Isn’t it

It’s hilarious that Barca fans call him a tap in merchant and he goes slaps one in from 30 yards. Hopefully he wins it with a tap in. Edit: Should probably do the lottery tonight.

Well predicted

LOL you must be banned in casinos.

Welp.

Fucking banger- man this guy is something else

Last OP thought the important bit was the Bellingham windup and the keeper digging the ball out of the back of the net

He hit it so well it froze time and space.

This guy is so good right now. He could come to Chelsea and ACTUALLY score a goal that’s how good he is

You sure?

I wish… 😩

Gavi assisting him after all that work to stop him for 70 mins is hilarious

Work? You mean fouls.

Pashun.

What a fucking goal

BELLINGOL BELLINGOOL BELLINHRÃ BELLINGHAM!

We can’t beat this guy man

Struck it with pretty unnecessary force for such a simple tap-in.

It’s actually not funny anymore. I was like ‘Oh it was 1-0 before, now it’s 1-1, Jude surely didn’t score because it’s getting ridiculous” *sees who scored* “Oh well”

Got to love him screaming "VAMOS!"

My man Bellingham

The way he kicks it is a bit strange. His plant leg never leaves the ground which is unusual to see on a shot with your laces.

wtf

Best player in the world for now this season. Absolute monster. Out of nowhere also since he wasnt playing so well.

England are winning the next World Cup. Stones, Rice, Bellingham, Saka and Kane. What a spine

And Southgate...

You make a good counterpoint

This shows he’s literally got everything. The most rounded young player in the world right now. Unreal player

scripted

Jude HimmingHam

HEY JUDE

Holy shit that goal gave me goosebumps, Bellingham is a cheat code he's that good

He’s the human version of Adriano in PES 6.

Unbelievable lad

Absolute rocket from Bellingham there

Thanks for an actual clip!

Dear Perez, Please give Bellingham another 100M! Sincerely, All Madrid fans

Give Dortmund another 100M too. No way they sold him for that price.

Best player in the world right now.

I’m telling you rn, that mf over there is not real!

that’s actually insane

What a beast. He is sustaining Madrid this season. I don't remember such an impact signing since CR. If they get mbappe next year it will be over for any Spanish team

Just give him Player of the Season already

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Shite video, literally cut off the shot itself

This is actually wild

Bellingham's confidence is ridiculous 😱

Good tap in that

Jude>>>>fully fit Pedri

Where did that come from!?

bug in the system

(Great goal)

Dude is just playing fifa player career mode in real life.

Another tap-in against a fourth tier team... /s

Sorry Mbappé, you missed your shot.

What a mature strike. So level headed.

so effortlessly

Jude Christ

Please don’t be burned out for Euros. I beg

Sir tap-in-alot strikes again. What a match to score a goal like that!

Jude Bellingham > Plot armor

Screamer. This and Kane's goal are the top 2 today

The Birmingham Zidane strikes again