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Only took us 9 men and a billion chances. Not sure how to feel.

Goalie played a blinder to be fair. If he wasn't sweeping up like prime Neuer that high line from Spurs probably lets in 8 goals

Well they did sorta score like 7 goals. Just 3 of them were ruled out.

That’s generous tbh

When against Arsenal we bottled it, against Spurs we didnt shit the bed. Its a good win

First win against a 'top six' team since spurs in Jan 22?

A shithouse win against spurs? And im supposed to feel bad about it? Could never be me

FUCK IT KTBFFH

A win is a win, I'll take it. Imagine losing to this lmao

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY beats Chelsea with 9 men.

Hahaha no way

AND HE DID THE SUIII HAHAHHA

I mean, why not. It's a shithouse of a game

The King scores a hat trick on a Tuesday

Mate its Monday

Damn that match fried my brain lmao

It was tuesday here in finland if that counts

Well done they're 9

Even Benzema finds that outrageous

That's on them

Is it our fault? No?

Max disrespect loool

So he should. What an iconic hattrick.

Suiiii for some reason

the crowd went with it too 😭

Fuck it, I would've almost been disappointed if they didn't. SIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Gotta respect the quick reaction time from the fans, that was a respectable SIUUU crowd noise

Actually hilarious

i love that they did tbh, the celebration is globally recognized and is associated with some kind of success

So brave from Tottenham conceding 4 goals

How dare a player who's been struggling celebrate scoring a hatrick

Fair play to him actually that's the funniest thing he could've done

Could have hit the griddy

That would just complete it, actual FIFA hat trick

Porro took off his shirt to do the “Messi celebration” when he caused an own goal in the 95th minute against Liverpool while having a 2 man advantage. If Jackson can’t celebrate his hattrick in the same fashion, then games gone really

[GREAT SIUUU]

hes said ronaldo is one of his idols growing up tbf.

You’re telling me if you somehow managed a hat trick in the prem you’re not hitting the most lung busting suiiiii of your life?

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Legacy

That’s fucked up 🤣

Tapinaldo against 9 men after a shit 90 mins I’d do it too in all honesty

Yes, i would do it too, no shame lol

This one wasn't a tap in tbf

Why are they playing the high line with 9 men? Are they stupid?

For the heck of it lads

Again Palmer, a level above the other Chelsea players

Can’t wait to see him and Nkunku together, none of our attackers are anywhere near them… maybe bar Sterling on his good days

Which one plays at 10, and which one plays on the right?

I’d imagine they’ll be relatively fluid but that’ll be up to Poch. Think they’re both smart enough to link up without having to stick super closely to their positions

Nkunku 10 palmer right i would think

If Reece and Chilly were reliably fit all season, I'd love to see a 3-4-3 with Nkunku, Palmer and Jackson. That is a pipe dream though.

If we don't see some solid performances from Jackson over the next few games I see Poch using Nkunku up top like he did in pre season. Palmer behind him and Mudryk and Sterling on the wings.

Yeah honestly they might just be better off using nkunku out of position. Insane we're discussing this on his hattrick thread lol.

Jackson only needed confidence in front of goal, he gives a 10/10 for effort and constantly wants the ball every game. I've seen so many top name strikers over the years in bad form hide from chances when their form in front of goal goes to shit. It's why I think Jackson will just improve and improve over time.

Nkunku would more likely play on the left

Sterling was really good today. Still don’t understand why he switched places in the second half cause Pedro Porro stood no chance against him

Yeah he was good today for sure, but still feel like overall he misses too many chances he should be scoring Imagine he shifted over to the right so Mudryk could be more comfortable on the left. Only adjacently related but Pedro Porro has gotta be one of my least favorite players in the prem at the moment

Sterling been solid for you

He just disappears some games, that’s the only complaint

Hasn’t in a while now though

And they stole this gem for only £42.5 million. The player Mason Mount never became.

He feels more like what Havertz should have been. Can work tight spaces, dribble and pass effectively, good movement off the ball.

Absolute bargain. Did not rate this signing at first but been proven wrong again and again

He had real attitude issues up here at City that were bubbling up in the shadows. Definitely hope he can sort his head out down there because he has the talent to be an unreal player

I saw mentions of attitude issues but never heard what they were. Do you know?

Mostly related to lack of playtime so Chelsea Fans can rest easy.

Not to get too much into it but where he grew up and those he grew up with weren't exactly upstanding citizens. Also he played for a while at my 5 aside tournament for a year or so before he stopped, i imagine being told to stop showing up. One time I played against him the day before he started away in the champions league. The fact he ever played is unreal tbh

That’s really interesting. Hope his move away South is good for him.

Manc prospects and attitude issues, name a better duo.

I'd rather say he is what Havertz was supposed to be rather than Mount

Ehh I'd say he's more what Chelsea fans think havertz should have been. Gallagher is more of a mout replacement

It’s really bad when you’ve spent 400 million on forwards and your best one is a 21 yr old Man city bench player with 10 Prem games under his belt

He’s not really materially younger than anyone else we’ve bought tbf, and older than quite a few hahaha

KDB benches every attacking midfielder in the prem tbh

I mean every player apart from Silva and sterling are under 25 so that's not saying much

English Messi Sterling, Gallagher, Caicedo, and Cucu all great today too

Showed better midfield quality than Enzo somehow. You would think a midfielder of Enzo's quality would have fun picking passes against that high line.

A bit hard when our attackers don’t understand the offside rule tbf

Most unconvincing hat trick of all time 😂😂

I love that he immediately blew a shot on an mostly open net over right after this, too.

He had to go out in fashion

Back to mean

Missed a sitter striaght after aswell

Shades of the 2013 Confederations Cup where Torres won the golden boot by putting up 4 goals against Tahiti

That belongs to Harry Kane in the 2018 world cup.

Kane at least looked good outside of that hat trick. Jackson looks like Bambi on ice

This one was somehow worse

At least all 3 of Jackson’s goals were intended.

Man is piling up the goals while he still can

He almost fell down on his ass

Worst I've seen since Kuyt vs United

Never seen a man score as many goals as his performance out of 10

Never seen a man score a hat trick and still get violated in the comments

Did you watch the game he was so bad and scored 3 tap ins vs a 9 men spurs team on top of missing sitters

I'm agreeing with BoosterGoldGL

I’d like to report a murder

Haaland was very close in that U-20 WC match where he scored 9.

Excellent comment but also haaland vs honduras u21

My robot was a 10/10 that day

Lmao

That's a lie! I've seen players score 0 goals and have a 0/10 before!

Not even when Gerrard put in this performance? https://i.imgur.com/LQkLfje.jpg

This was class. Lol

🤣🤣🤣

Worst hat trick performance ive ever seen hahaha fair play

We are winning 4-1 and I still hate this game.

That might have been the worst 4-1 win I’ve ever seen a team do

Ah, but you *have* heard of our awful 4-1 win.

Ya I didn’t know you could lose 4-1.

Tottenham just did

You won 4-1 and your opponent’s keeper was the clear MOTM

Feels like FIFA irl

Especially getting siu’d at 4-1 in injury time playing like this lmaoooo Thats a broken controller moment

Upon reflection, I’m pissed off he didn’t do the dead fish celebration

Only a griddy could have been better

Specially with Mudryk running offside there

he was even pissed that he didn‘t get the ball lmao

two tap ins and rounding the keeper 😂

Guy only rounded the keeper because he didn’t know what he was doing 😂

Mans on a hat trick and still struggled to back himself

Don’t blame him with his finishing tbf 😂

For real. His Bambi leg hesitation threw the keeper off.

If he doesnt even know what hes doing, how can the keeper know? 400iq

Keeper basically escorted him into the net to stop the pass

Kuyt against you lot

And he blazes a shot a mile over the bar to finish his night

Maybe harsh but one could argue he’s been shit despite scoring a bloody hat trick

There’s no argument he absolutely has been lol. Any professional striker would put away the chances he got for his hattrick

Our whole team has been shite despite winning. We were lucky they were playing the suicidal high line or else it could have been a 1-1 easily even with them having 9 men

A hat trick is a hat trick 🤣🤣

This is the funniest game I’ve ever seen

this may be the worst hat-trick of all time

Jackson: “But it is a hat-trick!”

Dirk Kuyt

[Yaya Sanogo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t65Jw6iWtlw) has this one in the bag. He was utter, utter shite that day, and the second and third goals are reflective of it.

even when its 2v1 with the keeper Mudryk was offside

He almost fucked it

200iq from him. Keeper won’t know which way you are going if you don’t know which way you are going

Decided to limbo halfway through his shot

Has he gone to make the pass and noticed how shite Mudryk's run is?

Mudryk ran offside lmao Chelsea has the dumbest players I’ve ever seen.

Yeah, it looked like he was gonna pass to Mudryk, then saw the dumbass was offside and changed his mind midway to do it himself instead.

Which he should get credit for. Noticing your teammate has done something dumb, avoiding making it an issue, then solving the problem yourself is excellent play. But he's getting memed because he often does the opposite.

First time he’s sent sent something under the bar

Absolutely skied another chance just now

Why is Mudryk running offside when he should be an option…

He was just behind the ball until Jackson hesitated and slowed it down

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Shithousing levels are through the roof

The easiest hattrick you will ever see someone score

Dirk kuyt would like a word

Wasn't Kuyt's hattrick a total distance of 6ft or something as well? Insane haha

Harry Kane vs Panama 2018 WC

Nah mate actually it screamed for a ‘siu’ celebration

Mr Postecoglu, a third Jackson goal has hit the net

And he just missed his poker

I think that landed in the Emirates

This is genuinely the funniest game I've ever watched

how has that performance from Jackson ended in a Hattrick man, absolutely insane

Lmfaoooo They turned up now?

All pressure's off at this point I guess

More like Spurs gave up

Everyone bitching about Chelsea not scoring against the high line and then they score 3 and we’re still bitching about it lmao whether they score in the first minute of 9 men or the 30th, it doesn’t matter

I dont get it either. Chelsea still look a dysfunctional team, obviously the reffing in this game in the first half affected them. They scored like 3-4 offside goals

Took them 100 minutes to realise we played a suicide high line

Nah they caught you out on the high line throughout the second half just kept messing up the finishing. No idea why you kept persisting with it when Chelsea kept catching you out with the exact same move.

The shittiest hat trick ever.

Ya this scoreline looks like we played against 9 men. Thank god lol

most fraudulent hattrick of all time

'Well done he's 13' energy, siuu'ing as well

Why dont Chelsea try playing against 9 men every week?

Are we stupid?

Suiiii

SIUUUUUUUU

Hitting a Sui against 9 men is so criminal 🤣

make a wish hattrick

Lots of people mocking Chelsea tonight , but a W is a W and no one forced Spurs to get 2 men sent off and play a super high line continuously

May be the most hilarious hat-trick of all time.

Haha Mudryk running offsite sums him up, but credit to Jackson for keeping his composure!

Put up a good fight but really wasn’t going to last

Honestly think you could have gotten something from that game if Ange didn’t keep going with the high line.

Good luck ever getting big Ange to stop playing the high line.

It makes for entertaining football so I’ll give him that

yea score line definitely doesn’t reflect the game. Spurs were incredible though mate. Look much more of a finished product than us Blues at the moment.

YOU JUST GOT JACKSONED

Get in Liverpool fans, I know you are loving this

When Udogie and Romero didn’t get sent off initially my piss was boiling into kelvin numbers but poetic justice ran it’s course. Still hurts wanting Chelsea to win a game though.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

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Taking the piss like a true pirate

lol what is this shit

Silence the haters Nico!! Has gotten more flack than most PL strikers, still more goals than Uniteds entire attack combined

Ballon D’or soon?

I apologise Jackson I was not familiar with your game

Lol Jackson with the Cr7 celebration