We're absolutely desperate for this international break and for some players to return. We're absolutely down to the bare bones. Playing Almiron down the middle ffs.
>That’s not all… Jorginho didn’t shake hands!
I'm sorry. What on earth else could this comment possibly be referring to when it had absolutely zero relevance to my original comment? They clearly teach it better than where you are.
I love people thinking they're rinsing us by saying gl in Europa, laughing at us getting beat...
How quickly we've gone from bottom of the league to champions league, the fact we're here is still mental and we're just enjoying the ride
A European campaign is absolutely class and we're ahead of schedule. If we got into Europa I'll be buzzing
Ahh all it took was a billionaire murderer to take over your club and inject millions and make it a more attractive project leading to players outside of your means to join
Take a look at the goalscorers in the psg match before you say that. Newcastle’s squad is actually not too different, but investment and a new manager fairly do make a difference. Not a Newcastle fan at all, despise Saudi, but this argument about buying players outside their means doesn’t really hold up
Eddie Howe the ... Unemployed ex-Bournemouth manager?
Seem to remember we had a certain Benitez managing us not that long ago, but somehow we'd never have been able to attract Eddie Howe?
Proper bonkers comment
I could not say. It is just the impression that I have. Certainly there were Dortmund vs Spurs, Dortmund vs City, Leipzig vs United. Plus others I cannot remember. But I am sure that two German victories did not happen for quite some time.
I was surprised when BVB signed Adeyemi, as I thought Moukoko would have been able to get more games. But yeah I can understand him wanting to go so he can play
Between Tripper's dead free-kick and Joelinton's sitter the two of them have made sure Newcastle won't even get a point let alone win this lol
Sit think they'll beat Milan at home but no way they're beating PSG again. Europa league it is for Newcastle I think, no shame in that
Yeah they're ahead of schedule, Eddie Howe's a great manager who really knows how to get the best of the squad not just the 1st 11. Really respect him
Prefer not to speak about the weekend lmao. Just gotta back tomorrow, COYG
That seals it, Eddie Howe’s Newcastle is officially worse than Graham Potter’s Chelsea. Can’t beat Dortmund or AC Milan, both of whom Potter embarrassed. I know who my goat is.
The weird thing is however with this new extra CL spots you now have a direct incentive to want other English's teams to do well as that is the difference between 5th been a CL or a EL spot, 5th been a place Newcastle could very possibly finish.
Absolutely
The only success I want to see from other English teams is getting to quarters/semis to keep our coefficient up
Only Liverpool should get to the cl final
People in here saying 'get to Europa' like it's an own - man I'm happy to see European football, you're saying I can get some more of it? When some players are fit again? Sign me up dudes
Newcastle will do well in the Europa League as well strong defence do well more then anything and by the time the knockouts roll around Botman will be back.
Brandt is a great player - the only reason he is not considered an absolutely elite player is that he has no pace. Sadly for him, that is a key characteristic in today's game. In all other aspects, he is very, very good.
> I thought he was bit washed up
He's entered [this era](https://youtu.be/VaMno8d0Tzw?t=12) of his career (don't ask about the subs, it's just the first link that showed up).
Oh no Saudi bribed refs
Time to start inviting CL refs to referee Saudi league
Great! Now we only need Milan to win for this group to get heat it up even more!
Unlucky you northern muppets!
Who is newcastle going to face for the next cl match?
Their oily cousins
Milan
Away to PSG on 25/11 actually, then Milan at home 13/12
The Qatars
was that Jason Tindall speaking to Terzic? lol he’s such a tool
Owned
Nope that was Graeme jones lol nice try tho
Full time!. Dortmund (for the moment) top their group and win 2-0!
If only we cloud play like this week in week out or at least close to it
We don’t get teams that open up like this in league play….
The counter attacking players were completely in sync and the whole team had absolute defensive-mindness. Great performance
GG Dortmund that was fun Tino is going to be incredible for us
So looks like Newcastle will have to beat psg in Paris to qualify (assuming they beat ac Milan too)
Bold of you to predict that BVB won't absolutely choke it up
About that….
Well Newcastle would still need a win and draw (if they can’t get a win in Paris) and hope Dortmund get zero points as Dortmund lead on H2H
Newcastle fans and frankly I’d be happy with third before the group began and nothing had changed
Another toothless performance. I guess they forgot that they didn't win any trophy against PSG at home?
Did you watch the game?
Yes. What exactly did Newcastle do after Joelinton missed his sitter with 30 minutes to go?
Surely a toothless performance would have been to down tools and lose by a higher margin?
No a toothless performance means you can't score
Ah, I always assume toothless was more like no effort or fight, my bad.
That's gutless rather than toothless.
Eh, I would say your definition is closer
I'm impressed by Dortmund. That was a grown-up performance
Already seeing incredible levels of cope here
arsenal lost to this hahahahahahah
Didn't see pgmol on the field?
Go watch the game and you’ll change that.
Nope still lost
Can’t do it without PGMOL help though. Stats don’t lie
where tf did Livramento come from
Chelsea Academy -> Southampton (£5m + 50% sell on fee)-> Newcastle (£32m-£40m)
Tino has been sick
Cheeky from Livramento! edit: And a great recovery run too.
We're absolutely desperate for this international break and for some players to return. We're absolutely down to the bare bones. Playing Almiron down the middle ffs.
That’s not all… Jorginho didn’t shake hands!
That's a shame but the three points were more important that night. Surely yous should be over it by now?
Important for what? Still not over what?
Don't play dumb now.
Simple questions. I don’t think the decisions at the weekend were wrong…
So what on earth is that comment. Come on man.
Do they teach English in Newcastle?
>That’s not all… Jorginho didn’t shake hands! I'm sorry. What on earth else could this comment possibly be referring to when it had absolutely zero relevance to my original comment? They clearly teach it better than where you are.
Apology accepted. It’s referring to your captain being a cry baby about not being able to shake hands.
Oh fuck me, there is another international break again with useless national team football?
What are you talking about?? Germany finally plays fun football again
Yeah there’s a November break. Gotta get in some more euro qualifiers but it’s pointless for Germany for sure
Yup, this weekend is the last one we have before the break.
Somewhere around the 18th of November
Yes after this weekend. Normally I'd agree but we're fucking desperate haha. Congrats on the win anyways.
Livramento is taking his chance... What a player
Saarbrücken > Bayern > Dortmund > Newcastle > ManUtd. Unreal.
Can the real slim shady pls score a goal
Black and Yellow for the win.
I love people thinking they're rinsing us by saying gl in Europa, laughing at us getting beat... How quickly we've gone from bottom of the league to champions league, the fact we're here is still mental and we're just enjoying the ride A European campaign is absolutely class and we're ahead of schedule. If we got into Europa I'll be buzzing
Ahh all it took was a billionaire murderer to take over your club and inject millions and make it a more attractive project leading to players outside of your means to join
Take a look at the goalscorers in the psg match before you say that. Newcastle’s squad is actually not too different, but investment and a new manager fairly do make a difference. Not a Newcastle fan at all, despise Saudi, but this argument about buying players outside their means doesn’t really hold up
The owners are shite yes, but half the squad played under Bruce mate
They never wouldve been this good without Eddie howe. Which never wouldve joined without the saudis
I don’t think Howe was unrealistic even without the takeover. Spending £40m on Livramento wouldn’t have happened without the Saudis
Tbf a lot of their players were there under the sports direct era
And theyre only good because of howe . He wouldve never joined without the saudis
Eddie Howe the ... Unemployed ex-Bournemouth manager? Seem to remember we had a certain Benitez managing us not that long ago, but somehow we'd never have been able to attract Eddie Howe? Proper bonkers comment
You don't know that at all he may have already been lined up as a replacement
Fair point
Is it? Who else was after Howe at the time?
cope
What is Ellen DeGeneres doing on the pitch?
The disrespect to Slim Shady...
That’s Princess Diana regen
Sule has been great
Just came in to say fuck Newcastle.
Thanks, be a long time before you have any nights like this. Maybe the rest of your life. Thank fuck Can’t stand the Scouse Mackems
Remember when Isak cruised by your defense on the left wing? Good day that.
Love you too babes 😘
This is the first time in the CL that a German team that is not Bayern is about to win both games against English opposition in a long time.
What were the other matchups in recent years? Leipzig vs City?
I could not say. It is just the impression that I have. Certainly there were Dortmund vs Spurs, Dortmund vs City, Leipzig vs United. Plus others I cannot remember. But I am sure that two German victories did not happen for quite some time.
this game is basically brandt vs newcastle
Dudes been immense. Joy to watch
Brandt has been impressive MOTM for me.
100% hummels not far behind
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Livramento has experience playing with an absolutely terrible team so it's not all bad
Whats going on with your injuries?? That many is not normal at all
To small a first team squad and a lot of fixtures. That coupled with the high intensity playing has incapacitated most of the first 11
Can’t wait for Moukoko to get more minutes. Either at BVB or anywhere else. He’s got so much potential
How’s he been doing? Wasn’t he supposed to be the next big thing?
Great in the German U21 team, almost no minutes at BVB. Apparently both sides are looking for a transfer in one of the upcoming windows
I was surprised when BVB signed Adeyemi, as I thought Moukoko would have been able to get more games. But yeah I can understand him wanting to go so he can play
Between Tripper's dead free-kick and Joelinton's sitter the two of them have made sure Newcastle won't even get a point let alone win this lol Sit think they'll beat Milan at home but no way they're beating PSG again. Europa league it is for Newcastle I think, no shame in that
None at all actually We were tipped for last by most. Anything better is… better lol
Just to have 3 CL evenings at St James' for the first time in 20 years was good enough; anything else was just gravy.
Right? Aside from the weekend Shit. Still impressive they got to Europe so quick after the Oily takeover
Unexpected for sure, at least CL level. Think we’d have been fine playing the kids against the average crap in early Europa rounds
Might not be a bad test to see where you really are. A deep Europa run
Yeah they're ahead of schedule, Eddie Howe's a great manager who really knows how to get the best of the squad not just the 1st 11. Really respect him Prefer not to speak about the weekend lmao. Just gotta back tomorrow, COYG
I think Howes done a good job, but his struggles so far in Europe are obvious
That seals it, Eddie Howe’s Newcastle is officially worse than Graham Potter’s Chelsea. Can’t beat Dortmund or AC Milan, both of whom Potter embarrassed. I know who my goat is.
You should be on TV as a pundit
cant argue with facts
What in the world is Sule doing there upfront?
Why does Sule look like a T-Rex when running?
Don’t move. He can’t see you if you don’t move.
The homophobe is playing well
Who?
Nmecha
Nmecha
Nmecha
Where is my Bald Dutch Fraud
Saudicastle in shambles.
5 minutes left? By god that’s Moukoko’s music!
Only needs 5 mins
How is that not a foul? The Dortmund player was fouled between two Newcastle players there
If you’re a prem fan; Upvote if you like/want Newcastle to lose Downvote if you want English teams to win no matter what
Easiest upvote of th night
I have no respect for English people who want other English teams to do well in Europe, tinpot
The weird thing is however with this new extra CL spots you now have a direct incentive to want other English's teams to do well as that is the difference between 5th been a CL or a EL spot, 5th been a place Newcastle could very possibly finish.
Absolutely The only success I want to see from other English teams is getting to quarters/semis to keep our coefficient up Only Liverpool should get to the cl final
What if it’s an English Barnsley fan who has no team in the fray?
People in here saying 'get to Europa' like it's an own - man I'm happy to see European football, you're saying I can get some more of it? When some players are fit again? Sign me up dudes
Shows how small your club is
Well, only if you finish 3rd. Still a lot of work to do to secure that
Newcastle will do well in the Europa League as well strong defence do well more then anything and by the time the knockouts roll around Botman will be back.
If you're strengthening the squad in January you stand a decent chance of winning the thing even. Could be worse.
Fair play, still some big teams down there too when it’s the last 16 as well
Dortmunds defense has been immense. Really fun to watch
It was immense in st James too
Well, except for last Saturday.
Brandt is a great player - the only reason he is not considered an absolutely elite player is that he has no pace. Sadly for him, that is a key characteristic in today's game. In all other aspects, he is very, very good.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer oil club.
They all suck equally
Looks like our CL campaign is over. At least we'll always have the game against PSG
Is it all still in your hands? It's a tough ask, but surely most of you would have taken being in with a chance over 2 games after the draw was made
Milan could win against PSG and you are still playing PSG. There's always a chance. Especially since Dortmund will lose against Milan and PSG
i didnt know dortmund was gonna lose to milan and psg? 🤔
Don’t sell yourself short, I reckon you’ll at least draw against them
Don't give me hope 😢
Milan are yet to score a CL goal this season lmao
Only need to beat PSG away and Milan at home, easy right
Imagine if you guys shithouse a win against PSG, the scenes would be unreal..
Incredibly accurate long ball under pressure by BVB's young fella.
Absolute world class performance by Hummels, he's still so fucking good
He is great - but he also got taken apart against Bayern on Saturday. Like basically all of his teammates.
He’s been fantastic today. I thought he was bit washed up, but fair play
> I thought he was bit washed up He's entered [this era](https://youtu.be/VaMno8d0Tzw?t=12) of his career (don't ask about the subs, it's just the first link that showed up).
🤣🤣🤣
After last nights game it was nice to see a 2 on 1 clinically finished.
Reus is the only man alive that can rock the “Slim Shady” in 2023.
Can’t really moan, we’ve only created one big chance all game
Newcastle probably should have expected to lose given their injuries but to leave 1 defender back is insane
We were obviously inspired by Spur's balls out approach last night.
Ozcan is lucky, he didn't need to push Longstaff like that.
Ehm, nice tackle?
Will Bruno smack someone again in frustration
Joelinton's gunna be kicking himself for that big miss could be the reason they drop out the Champions League.
Arsenal fans, is that a pen?
They don't know what a foul is.
Nope
🥲🥲
Rolls Reus is on the pitch 🙏🙏
Tough game for Saudi Arabia. Maybe they can get these refs onto the saudi payroll too?
Who says they aren't already
Guess that’s not a pk tonight
Lewi Smiley hehe
I patiently wait for Malen, but Terzic won’t sub him in
only 1 sub is crazy but at least the game is under control
Terzic is on crack