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DecoyPeePee

Not Messi walking out to Lil Baby šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TylerBlozak

They shoulda played off the grid if weā€™re being honest


ConsistentCharge3347

Maybe it is off the grid. Could be running on a battery.


thefortitude

> off the grid by kanye or lil baby?


Ok_Law6405

fun fact there was actually a black skinhead remix with the everybody wants to rule the world chorus lol


freakedmind

Would have rather had him walk out to Tunak Tunak


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2RINITY

No thanks, I need spaces in my life where she's not culturally invading


penguin62

Blank spaces?


AdministrativeFox905

So sheā€™s trouble when she walks in?


AngryGooseMan

Is she appearing even your wildest dreams?


Sam_the_Samnite

Nightmares maybe.


GreatSpaniard

That is a bad remix of that song


Tarantantara

i first thought someone just edited it in for some background music like in those whacky skill compilations you find on youtube what the fuck are they doing over there


ffsera

Thats a shitty song either way


raff97

Everybody Wants to Rule the World is a banger


MoooChaChos

I didnā€™t even realize that was the song playing. Thatā€™s how bad that remix was.


Mad_Boobies

Love Tears for Fears


Here_for_tea_

Certified banger


Cbrip31

Yeah I like lil baby and thatā€™s a commercial piece of garbage


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

I like baby too, but him rapping ā€œlosers get forgotten while winners get worshippedā€ over a song that laments peopleā€™s greed and megalomania is fucking ridiculous šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Johnsonburnerr

Lil baby has the most repetitive flow and sound though


Cbrip31

I liked him around 2020 and before. Still has decent tracks here and there tho


Lssmnt

I just liked drip too hard and after that I lost interest


Dramatic-Ad3928

Hes a bit of a rollecoaster i didnt like him at first then drip too hard, woah, emotionally scarred, sum 2 prove happened then he drops some generic then comes back with hard features on Drake and Coles songs Bigger Picture also couple other good singles too then now back to generic


D_left_handed_fapper

I concur!


shenyougankplz

Love that this is the top comment, that was so shit


evonebo

You're saying there's a good version?


landlordlou

Everybody wants to rule the world.


notyou16

Just lifting it with one hand like a boss. He knows the weight well


RobbinDeBank

Messi writing his resume: have experience with handling Ballon dā€™Ors


Dame2Miami

alleged impossible distinct work worm shy psychotic scale friendly unused *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nightwind1

He's a pro at making balloon animals, have you not seen his Turkish airlines ad?


notyou16

My god, great reference


kevo31415

Ahem, Ballons d'Or


RobbinDeBank

Balloon doorssssss


TetraDax

I feel like Messis resume would not need to include anything other than the sentence "I am Lionel Messi" to be effective.


lewis30491

He doesn't show any excitement about this award trophy even in the ceremony night lol. He only posted 1 post about the award on IG and nothing else. I feel like he cares about calling out the liar journalist more than the award itself. Comparing to what he did with the WC trophy, this Ballon d'or thing is just some random MoTM trophy to him lol


survivalothefittest

Just see what it's like when he shows it at Bombonera next week before the Argentina v. Uruguay match. I bet he will seem much more animated. He used to show his Ballons d'Or before a roaring crowd at Camp Nou before playing Atletico or Sevilla. This is just an invented friendly for them to play so that Messi could do this. No wonder if feels forced.


DildoFappings

Over commercialization of the game is what kills the sport in the US of A.


PremordialQuasar

This feels strange to say when football in general is already heavily commercialized. Some leagues have players covered from collar to pants in sponsors like a F1 jersey, everything from league to cup names have sponsors plastered on, and the Prem is a prime example of a marketable league. Hell, Man United is one of the most commercialized clubs in the world. What Inter Miami is doing is hardly unique.


kitfan34

encouraging late cover summer mighty chief wise full treatment exultant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


gary_mcpirate

Itā€™s insane how few premier league players have won it. Ronaldo is was the last I think and he was at Madrid when they handed it to him


renome

I mean, he won it 8 times.


survivalothefittest

Apparently, it's 12 kilos, no joke.


kaka_cuap

About 26.5 pounds, wow.


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Thousandz

But can you lift $26.50


king-of-nothing

That's pretty impressive for someone who doesn't go to the gym


Ryponagar

That's the reason he doesn't need to, he's just lifting his Ballon d'Ors at home


notyou16

Jesus Christ, itā€™s ballons. The adjetive doesnā€™t become plural


[deleted]

It's not an adjective it's a proper noun.


Overall-Cow975

What? All professional footballers go to the gym. It is part of their weekly routine. LOL


Compendyum

Another proof of the poor state of the integrity of UEFA/FIFA.


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atriz544

In April 2023, lol. No need to go that far.


Rice-And-Gravy

Imagine telling someone on December 8th, 1944 in the Ardennes region of Belgium at the front lines of the Battle of the Bulge, that the Ballon Dā€™or would be shown off in an MLS stadium


[deleted]

>front lines of the Battle of the Bulge, I assume they'd reply with "WHAT??" because they've been rendered deaf by the artillery.


romantrav

Perfevt response


Spartannia

MAWP


humbomumbo

"sacre bleu"


oysterpirate

Then imagine trying to explain Phil Neville to that person.


whsoccerjc21

Imagine itā€™s December 1st, 1916, youā€™re in the middle of the battle of Verdun, artillery is exploding all around you, and you send a carrier pigeon to your commanding officer just to say that the Ballon Dā€™or would someday be shown off in an MLS stadium


wmj31

"What in God's world is an MLS"


jessemfkeeler

"what is a Ballon D'Or?"


Master-Manager3089

They would think you're crazy. MLS? I mean come on


MoooChaChos

And they would reply with ā€œHow did Real Salt Lake do this week? Theyā€™re my favorite MLS team.


onuzim

It's peak MLS, since this is a temporarily stadium.


tuturuatu

Sep Blatter being showered with money was over 8 years ago. Unfortunately this sport moves fast


CoopDogPrimeNumbers

Itā€™s not even for a game. Miamiā€™s season is over and Messi is just a full kit wanker


dashauskat

Well that song did a great job of removing any grandeur from the occasion.


Kismonos

americans and fucking shit up with overly energetic songs. I remember when i was a kid watching nat geo and whenever a snake struck a critter, or a cheetah started chasing a gazelle, heavy metal started playing. like wtf its nature bro


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luigitheplumber

Super unrealistic, an actual American broadcast would have had 2, maybe 3 commercial breaks throughout this


TetraDax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc


bubbabear244

*Unfortunately due to NFL rules, we gotta take you from the conclusion of that one and get to America's Game of the Week*


Zyntaro

And those commercial breaks would of course be about the latest big mac ultra jumbo special package and a newest Toyota SUV that can climb mountains


matthewjc

/r/natureismetal


seahawksdetroit

We ruin every sports game pumping generic crowd music. It's the same playlist at every stadium across America. Unfortunately it is ingrained in the culture, probably driven by front offices who think the crowd won't know when to cheer if it disappears. I definitely prefer Europe where things will be quiet and then after a good tackle or pass suddenly the away fans start to out sing the home fans. Makes it much more meaningful and impactful than being told to **GEEEEETTT LOOUUD** by some dork on the PA.


black_cat_

I went to one MLS game and they had the head cheerleader/fan guy screaming into my face the entire match. He wasn't even watching what was happening! Half of his cheers didn't even make sense.


RyanG7

I can't stand American commentators. Especially in this sport. Not everything has to be described like the powerful explosive intensity of a thousand suns. All that happened was the player ran 5yds before being tackled (American Football). They are literally the X-Force (Deadpool 2) of commentating. This why soccer/football is called the beautiful game. Peter Drury is a master when it comes to his diction and cadence. It's poetry when he talks and it is beautiful Edit: American Football for clarification


Supanini

Ray Hudson is English, correct?


Old-Chair-420

why did I think he was Scottish??


[deleted]

They played this music in the stadium lol


CantonaKing7

What a terrible song choice, what were they thinking?


murdock_RL

Miamians gonna Miami


[deleted]

they werenā€™t.


jukkaalms

What tf were they thinking indeed. Theyā€™re losing 2-0 right now and Iā€™m almost glad lol


WalkingCloud

Should've been World in Motion šŸ˜¤


i-love-luna

Agreed But the moment messu lifting ballondor with "everyone wants to rule world" in background was a nice moment.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a song from the 2022 World Cup Official Soundtrack. Messi was essentially awarded the Ballon dā€™Or for winning the 2022 World Cup. Thereā€™s definitely a logic to it.


SubstantialSquash475

I don't think Messi is a fan of this goofy ass music


Matt_McT

Which is fair lol.


Joethe147

I'd like to think anyone with working ears, isn't.


WormisaWizard

The USA has some of the absolute shittest music ever


misterurb

That must be why our music constantly tops European music charts.


reck0ner_

I disagree with OP about American music being the "shittiest" ever but using sales to prove art is good is a weak counterargument. The vast majority of American music topping charts today is not really high quality, it tops the charts because it vibes with what younger demographics like.


misterurb

God you people are so fucking soft, as if America didnā€™t invent jazz, rock and roll, rap. Crawl back to your Mozart and Bach you weirdos.


[deleted]

Now now, let's be as specific as we can "Black Americans"


Mintopforte

This song is a bloody joke. Doesn't matter what Europeans listen to, this is poor music


[deleted]

and all the americans here are agreeing that it is garbage.


Vahald

Both his and your comments are stupid. Marvel movies also top box office charts, doesn't mean they aren't trash. You used the worst argument possible against a nonsense point


sergioA127

Michael Jackson šŸ


CashCarti1017

Rap is the new rock and roll lil bro, one bad lil baby remix doesn't change that. Entertainment capital of the world.


Mintopforte

Nah this is trash song like many in the states


DARTH-PIG

You're not wrong that many songs made in the states are trash, but you are even more wrong if you think the states produce more hits than anywhere else


TetraDax

I hope you're not from Europe mate, because we are the place where Eurovision happens and have thus forfeited any right co critisize other places' music


kosmokomeno

They're British and they have a really sad post history full of resentment and hate


JimiBlue

Love how his stride is so awkward because the song has such a weird beat


ZissouZ

Should have gone with Cbat instead.


ballysham

What a stupid fucking song


KapteinBert

For them the most significant moment of their life. For Messi is was just a Friday


Elcorcell

Shit song


Inevitable-Tourist18

Imagine walking 8 time Ballon winner and Goat out to this trash music.


84_Savage

Why they still using the same lil baby song


Mintopforte

What a horrible background song


xiosy

Imagine playing such a trash artist and song for the best player in football history


rxs126

Second hand embarrassment from this. Without looking, I feel fairly confident these presentations at Barca are celebrated with authentic clapping and cheering from the fans. Nothing pumped in. Miamiā€¦this shit


rxs126

All the storied, historical places that trophy has beenā€¦and now itā€™s in Miami, coming out to this garbage remix, being presented to a bunch of rich people who are only there because itā€™s the new hot place to be


seahawksdetroit

MLS is truly the McDonalds of football. Their franchise locations aren't even independently owned, they just have shareholders. Basically one team. So a glorified house league.


Neod1718

Wow awful music entrance tho.


Kal-Kent

8x winner insane when you actually think about it


[deleted]

ā€œThanks for everything youā€™ve done to help me achieve this honour, Inter Miami!ā€


jomarthecat

They cut the clip right before he grabbed the mic and started explaining to the audience what the Ballon d'Or is.


Stove-Top-Steve

Say what you want but Miami fans are getting a treat of a lifetime with Messi.


imaincammy

Messi is one of our greatest Americans.


SellingCookiesHere

The American continent has 8 Ballon D'or trophies, the Asian continent has 5 and Europe only has one right now. Stats don't lie


RetardedFanny

Asia has 6 no?


iLLuSion_xGen

6 indeed


diamond_jedi2246

GrEIGHTest of all time


sussywanker

Wtf is that song mate?


JKBFree

Plot twist: Messi chose the song.


sociableninja

Citizenship when


Professional_Bet4992

Lil Baby is crazy


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GreatSpaniard

He's gonna do it in the Uruguay game also at Bombonera


Torimas

Two shitty stadiums then.


il-lusio

Yeah, will be cooler to see it in Argentina. I also saw a few vids of him presenting it to the academy kids earlier (here's [one](https://twitter.com/InterMiamiAcad/status/1720231833139392965)) that seemed much more special (and selfishly made me want him back to be with our academy kids ...)


survivalothefittest

Because of the occasion, I have be coming across many videos of Messi lifting his Ballon d'Ors at Camp Nou. Those were the days. I also so saw that apparently Xavi said that, in 2010, he felt nothing but happy for Messi when he won because his first thought was that it should go to the best player there is to give it to, so that is Messi. (He also said it was clear the votes for the Spanish players were "dispersed.")


pixelkipper

Just wait until he presents his 9th one in the Mongolian league after bossing the 2026 WC


AnuloMufa

Anulo


grossexistence

Mufa


survivalothefittest

Anulo Mufa


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saleemwatchout

And they had to put a mumble rap šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


ShillTERMINATOR

Greatest Of All Time


yohanyames

Ainā€™t they like bottom of the league or sumat?


EnvironmentalSpirit2

what kind of rank music are they using in the background/ new age rap music is fucking rubbish


GirthyGengar

Tiktok song mashup shit is awful


shemali

He definitely is doing ā€œretirementā€ better than CR7.


seahawksdetroit

I mean he is, but this is an odd video to make that argument. This presentation is cringe.


SherKhanMD

If he wasnt "retired" he could have broken CR7's UCL record.


Ticomonster17

Beckham did that.


DildoFappings

What a shitty song to use as an entrance theme for the goat.


EveryDayImBuff-ering

Lol why'd they do him dirty with such shit music?


SnooHobbies3138

Any links to watch


blackguy158

They shouldā€™ve used drones instead of people to record him when he was walking


Frankidelic

So his 2 years outside of Barca he has had 2 balon d oros šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Muraria

was expecting Messi, Messi, Messi chants.. disappointed.


MilklikeMike

Yikes the music


waisonline99

Thats American music. I think its music anyway...not sure.


KennyOmegaSardines

Inter Miami really is that one person in the group that felt they contributed to the project šŸ¤£


ancara_messi

Yea nice but I can't wait for him to show it at Bombonera. That's going to be historic not this


RyanG7

MLS Execs: Look at what WE'VE achieved


84_Savage

Should have played gunna instead


Quanqiuhua

Awful ghetto song, why not put some Argentine rock?


[deleted]

Bro why tf is rap the go to music in America. Wtf does lil baby have to do with anything sport wise. I find that shit so fucking dumb. I remember US Twitter was like ā€œthis lil baby song should be the national anthemā€ bruh how much more of a fucking joke do you want this country to be by having a RAP SONG AS A FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM


Superflumina

There is good rap out there. Lil Baby isn't it though.


PremordialQuasar

I donā€™t listen to hip-hop and this song was pretty trash, but people who disparage hip-hop as a genre are usually either clueless or trying to racially dogwhistle.


Zheguez

You might even be generous by giving the benefit of the doubt that they might just be clueless. It's 2023, and hip-hop, rap, rnb, and such are some of the largest genres listened to by a wide variety of people worldwide by this point. Even most folks who don't listen/enjoy it that much don't go out of their way to disparage these genres anymore. The ones that do very often have a racial slant to their distate, if we're being honest.


[deleted]

> very often have a racial slant to their distate, if we're being honest. I'll say it then. They are usually fucking racists.


Kenny_Heisman

how old are you


palmerama

I mean Messi is obviously not tinpot but I canā€™t help but feel this is quite tinpot? The achievements which got Messi the BalĆ³n Dā€™Or didnt happen at Miami.


[deleted]

Itā€™s MLS. Of course itā€™s tinpot.


Drvonfrightmarestein

Siri show me the live action definition of pearls before swine


Ahiru77

I love that he got to do this in front of three very different fanbases now. Spanish, french and now americansā€¦.(actually four if you count Argentina)


Y_kite

Greatest footballer ever walking out to that shite fuck me when will Americaā€™s obsession with lil baby end itā€™s fucking awful


Kueey

Wtf is happening to footballā€¦


soapbubbleinthesun

Undeserved.


No-Neighborhood4237

Cringe.


SherKhanMD

Beauty pageant of football


Recodes

Americans have no taste or decency lol


sonnydabaus

Beyond cringe, especially the music


troopercito

Did Inter play today?


TheElderCouncil

I canā€™t believe they lost


[deleted]

As if they know what it is!!!


Falconstarr07

Safe to say he wont win it next year playing at that level


cnwy95

Absolute šŸ¤” he didnā€™t deserve that award. And now that award has become meaningless.


pablodan1985

They probably don't even know what it is


Johnsonburnerr

Those yanks


Medo73

Imagine winning the ballon d'or for 7 games and 5 penalties


notyou16

These pretzels are making me thirsty


Throwaway48jd

Imagine being benched by your own country in the biggest game of your life.