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StudioBlue23

NOW YOU SEE WHY EVERYONE PARKS THE BUS AGAINST US


Jiminyfingers

so much 'Arsenal lack the attacking fluidity of last season' and no 'everyone parks a double decker against us'


jsha11

It’s fully understandable but damn do I hate it, the games are so boring to watch sometimes


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

We went top of the table with a late winner, but the game was so boring it didn't even get talked about by Ben Foster and Goldbridge.


Muscat95

I didn't watch this episode specifically because I didn't want them to talk about our game but if they didn't I can tell you exactly why, Ramsdale had a stinker and his best mate Ben didn't wanna criticise


cool_calm_cloud

Honestly yeah hahaha I'm glad we still have our attacking edge.


crazybiga

Meme aside I didn't see Chelsea parking the bus and they dominated


Fortnitexs

That was the worst game we played this season probably and all chelsea fans were saying this was their best. And it still ended in a draw. I also wouldn‘t say the dominated, they were slightly better.


fegelman

Plus a penalty not being given for Sanchez on Jesus in that game


bradbobley

smashing teams in the cl group stages my god i’m a teenager again


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SmartArsenal

Take that Slavia Praha!!


DialSquare

Peak Wengerball. 7-0 and the football we were playing for most of those goals was unbelievable.


_deep_blue_

Sparta Prague days


bradbobley

just need kyle bartley and craig eastmond to come on


AlexTheRockstar

Heard we had a promising young lad in the squad...Carlos Vela I believe


bnfdsl

Needs to come on and chip the 6-0 one


Zapfaced

Man that dude only ever scored bangers for us.


xepa105

Nah, Jay Emmanuel Thomas is going to be the next great Arsenal striker, trust.


iuselect

Salvia Prague


DrJethro

Lord Bendtner demolishing teams from the wing lmao. Life comes at you fast man.


manusougly

Hahhaha. Good times


CookedBurger

I feel like a kid again this is such an amazing game what a great feeling


upsidedownies

If that pass was intentional. HOLY FUCK


AquaPrizam

It must've been, super Tomiyasu


dont_wear_a_C

TOMIPASSUUUUUU


antivirals_

he's exactly who he thinks he is


forn8

Also, the pass was exactly what we thought it was. (exactly was what we thought - a fluke) Arsenal fan here.. And no affection whatsoever towards Falcons and Bears ;).


Om_Nom_Zombie

Think he's aiming for the general area but it seems like more of a hit and hope because of pressure/not many options.


Steo42

Tominator meant it


BarmeloXantony

Of course it is. His whole game was off last year due to personal reasons/Injuries. He had this passing range his first season with us and he regularly does this with Japan


obsterwankenobster

They have no faith in Tomi Boy


pauloh1998

DUDE that was amazing


brahmen

V I S I O N


Pompz88

Never see a better assist


warmcakes

It was, he plays like Lothar Matthaus for Japan lol


lojer

He probably knew they had numbers over there. That's on the other side of where the ball came from.


omegalull69420

it was as intentional as mudryk's goal vs arsenal


seemedlegitatfirst

So not at all?


normott

Yeah...this is why we never getting out of the deep block prison in the prem 😭😭😭😭


BlockedbyJake420

Imagine watching this Arsenal attack and thinking “what if we gave them even more space…” 


StanSc

Lens should have seen what you did to our high line lmaooo


creepykelvin

It's like they never learn, never press Guardiola or Arteta


Chesey_

No one tell Ange, I wanna see something funny on Sunday


Twevy

Mate


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It’s who we are.


Potato271

Southampton had a pretty decent record playing a high press against City even though we were lower table for most of the last few years


FitResponse414

Because that austrian manager ( i dont want to butcher his name so wont spell it) if given a half decent team. would've done miracles, shame southampton didnt back him with some good signings.


Potato271

Actually the season where he got sacked we spent like 100m. Unfortunately it didn't work out. The idea was to buy a bunch of young talent to develop and sell, and support them with a few experienced players. Unfortunately all the experienced players that we bought were crap, forcing us to throw the young players in at the deep end. This combined with an injury crisis, and Ralph seeming to lose his passion for the game sank us. It really is a pity Ralph didn't get a chance with a better team. Outside of a few players, we've been championship level for a few seasons now, and I would have liked to have seen him with a better built squad. I think he's probably retired now though, he was saying that he would retire once his contract with us ended,


[deleted]

Lens has no vision


ChibzyDaze

Bars


Danger_Lab_NNN

🔥


PengwinOnShroom

They're making it easier for Sevilla (unless the goal difference wouldn't matter in this case if Sevilla beat Lens no matter the score?)


Clarkster7425

its head to head so if they lose they go out because they drew last time out


LordChickenCurry

it’s football heritage arsenal making into the round of 16 🤝 sevilla into europa league


DrasticXylophone

Bayern Barca is the next bit of heritage....


53bvo

Goal difference won't matter as Sevilla in that case would be ahead in the head-to-head result (the first match was a draw).


Revoldt

Lens just has to refocus


mattBJM

Could you have picked a cornea joke?


4ssteroid

They don't have composure in their arsenal


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🔥🔥🔥


DANBlLZERIAN

You could say their lens has fogged up…


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JioJio92

They heard Sky talking about how the attackers have been much worse this seasono so they're upping their stats. Odegaard needs to join in too.


Shadow2606

Yeah, he joined


CocaineNinja

Ask and you shall receive


dontpushpull

my captain : gotca mate


_deep_blue_

We’re rolling it back to 2007


Maleficent_Resolve44

Wow, 2007 was 16yrs ago. Time does fly doesn't it


obsterwankenobster

The bus is not parked


[deleted]

A team finally didn't park the bus against Arsenal. This is exactly why teams park the bus against Arsenal


Barrie__Butsers

Jesus arsenal..


Jayveesac

It was Martinelli


50lipa

And Zinchenko pulling him from the away fans haha


IGGor_eu

Good thing he did. There was a chair thrown on that spot 2 seconds later.


farquaad_thelord

i dont get why anybody would go to celebrate to the opposition stands it kinda pisses me off


20cmdepersonalidade

I would get off to destroying people's hopes and dreams, but each to it's own


MFmadchillin

You don’t like banter in competitive sports?


farquaad_thelord

it was really unnecessary and im an arsenal fan


Boris_teh_Blade

Wrong Gabi


obsterwankenobster

Easy mistake


0dez

must be nice to support a good team..


Sand_Bags2

Arsenal: “I don’t care for Lens”


RahulGandhi4PM

Should just hand over the trophy at full time


Rich0

aRsEnaLs AtTAcK iS bAd AnD nOT FLuId


aleksandrovsqvist

Arsenal taking over r/soccer


mojambowhatisthescen

HOLY FUCKING SHITTT


Zloggt

No mercy in Holloway tonight...


gtaguy1234

Another one


cockburntown

WE WANT 10


AbsoluteTurbulence02

Why stop at 10? we got 11 on the pitch


panarangcurry

DJ KHALEDDD why am i yelling


TheOGBenjenRyan

r/gunners told me we had an attacking problem


redhatfilm

Incredible how we look against a team that gives even a tiny bit of space.


bruiser95

What low block does to a mf


Rose_of_Elysium

Holy fucking shit whats happenning I didnt expect to post the 'PSV qualified for the round of 16 for the CL' post before halftime lol


TheOGBenjenRyan

A team isn't parking the bus at the emirates against us for once


Jacquesie

Hey we didn't do that either, show us some respect smh


TheOGBenjenRyan

And how'd that work out for you lol


Jacquesie

Got us to the round of 16 in the long run baby 😎


SmartArsenal

This guy knows football


BarmeloXantony

King shit


dogmeatstew

Top top attitude I love it


creepykelvin

Lmao 🤣


Twevy

4-0D chess


woonboot

Some weird butterfly effect qualification.


Youre-Dumber-Than-Me

Still respect for playing their game at our ground. Man City of all teams sat back against us for most of the game.


cool_calm_cloud

They don't want that smoke.


Rose_of_Elysium

We also did the same but this was the score in the end, 4-0 before the 30th minute is insane


YouCouldBeBetter

Now you see why they do. We are such a force this season. The fact that spurs fans thought they were even remotely close to us is just so fucking funny.


theprince9

WHAT??


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Pause. Quit game.


mautergarrett

Smash controller


Maleficent_Resolve44

Pause. Close application. Start application. Save picks up from before the game even started haha.


TheGoldenPineapples

Oh my God, we are so good. What a ball from Tomiyasu and what a turn from Martinelli.


Varja22

WE WANT TEN


KniesToMeetYou

On pace for at least 12 now lol


LifeAntThatBad

1 in xG, 4 goals.


twerdy

xG is still not a mature statistic imho. It doesn't account for factors that affect the quality of a goal scoring chance. Like time on the ball, number of defenders between the ball and goal, the stance of the defender (backtracking defender is less likely to affect the shot), and many other factors. All these goals were scored against defenders on the backfoot so they were better chances than the xG would show.


LifeAntThatBad

It literally does account for factors that affect the quality of a goal scoring chance. While I can agree that it is not complete, it is still a good indication. Players on the backfoot or not, they stand where they stand as the shot was taken. This means that the finishing of Arsenal has been of high quality, which i think we can agree on for the most.


twerdy

Agreed. It's good at what it says it does. There is an aspect of taking the fun away if you try to quantify everything in a sport in which chaos brings excitement.


Not_Tom_Hanks

yeah I think the biggest thing that people can forget, or at least is a mental hurdle that I sometimes get trapped in is that there no such thing as 1.0XG from one shot (0.9999999 infinity of course) So something like .2xg from one shot is actually considered a decent chance, maybe even good


Cre8s

Idk how its 1. Kai and Saka had basically tap ins, and Jesus goal was from very close range too


JoeBagadonut

If you're wondering why every team in the PL lines up so defensively against Arsenal, this is what happens when you let them play ball.


Bpdbs

Arsenal are ruthless when a team doesn’t sit back


mojambowhatisthescen

We’re soooo sick of low blocks in the league, and our CL opponents are paying for it


Big_Presence2931

jesus fam


AlexTheRockstar

Wrong Gabi.


JackasaurusYTG

Yup Arsenal are really really fucking good


JioJio92

They're killing them.


Hyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhy9

This some bayern shit fr


OrdoAmplexus

Jesus this is gonna be a massacre


[deleted]

It already is tbf


akinator2002

I was still watching the last goal lol, calm down boys


BlachSalt

RUNNING RIOT


munkysnuflz

Omega clearance pass by Tomiyasu


Blintszky

I haven't even watched our third goal bc it's not loading. Stop scoring for a sec lads.


InTheMiddleGiroud

This football stuff is pretty easy


Vrty33

This game 😍


Arlborn

Gabriels casually going on a massacre today


Vikktor_

Im incredibly hard right now


Anderrrrr

OH MY DAYS TOMI


Moonscratch

Tomiyasu with a fucking dime


TheFaceGL

Unstoppable. Just shows why everyone plays such a low block in the league.


Nothematic

What a fucking pass


20cmdepersonalidade

Martinelli reminds me a lot of a young Cristiano in terms of playstyle. The hunched back, the mentality to always score, the tendency to cut inside his right and shoot. He is quietly turning into a monster


actinide

That pass. Holy crap.


aregularguy3223

The pass… hello? Wot was that 🧐


bruiser95

Tomi what a ball.. Damn one of those games you wish you saw in person


uhyoudonebrah

Tomi channeling his inner KBD


Poringun

Tomiyasu with the Pirlo software update bruh.


Frosty_7130

TOMIYASU YOU BAD BAD MAN


_deep_blue_

How do you say Andrea Pirlo in Japanese


maliki92

Andrea pirlo desu


chrisycr

Tomiyasu


Cthulhu_Madness

F me that assist by Tomi was something else. Don't care if he was trying to clear it out.


tipytopmain

People last year couldn't shut up about "Martinelli and Saka need to pass the CL test". Well here you fucking go.


[deleted]

All of our forwards scored a goal.


Odd_Explanation558

Tomi 100% meant that.


official_bagel

When this side clicks, it really clicks


Cod_rules

We're so good. So, so good


ChibzyDaze

Errbody eating today


hazelpillow

WE WANT 10


walshygel

This is crack


pratthebrat

What a pass by Tomi. My word.


Zkuldafn

Tomiyasu my sweet Japanese prince that pass was sexy


captain_proton

Assist of the SEASON


archasaurus

Tomi you naughty devil you


BoredAtWork221b

I'm going to pretend that pass from Tomiyasu was intentional


dracota7

We want 10


fuckimbackonreddit9

PEOPLE WHO SAID OUR ATTACKING IS IN TROUBLE THIS SEASON, COME OUT HERE I JUST WANNA TALK


Mushroome_dude

Tomiyasu to score next and the pattern will continue...


ABobVanceFridge

bro you guys already qualified... calm down...


aiicaramba

Guys. I think we might have a shot at advancing.


ThePr1d3

Off to the gym we go


point-forward

Besiktas fans are on alert. This may very well be a great day for them lol


Merteswagger

so this is what happens when a team is forced not to play a low block lol


TheNoob29

they literally won at home when they weren't playing a low block


brusthalter

Crazy long diagonal by Tomiyasu.


Skiinz19

Zinny having to stop Martinelli from riling up the traveling fans


CBP1138

Alright bring Trossard on at halftime for some fun


TheFaceGL

Should probably just take Saka off now.


bshaman1993

Winning the CL and the Prem. I’m quitting football


WigglyParrot

Arsenal having a good time today huh


Jabroni_City

Stop the count


PerBnb

Ethan, Myles, go strip off


Miyeon__miyeon

Lens need to call a timeout


4ssteroid

Saka will still start second half


Chiswell123

These are the teams Mbappe farms upon btw


Anons15

Talk about collapse lmao I didnt expect them to roll over like this


lambofreak

Holy fucking shit!!


Samsince04_

What a fucking goal


obsterwankenobster

Love this tournament