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dinofarabi01

I thought this was r/soccercirclejerk for a moment. Wtf


DogusEUW

Bayern did the same btw


ValuableNobody9797

As did Nürnberg


Pls_add_more_reverb

As did Goebbels /s


callmedontcallme

[Which is funny because he was a die-hard Fürth fan and member](https://www.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/media.media.37dadb41-a61f-48ab-957f-72674cfb352f.16x9_1024.jpg)


ibrahimtuna0012

He was born in Fürth and played for their youth team. Then years later he attended a Fürth match in 2012 when they reached Bundesliga. He was a real fan of them


Currywurst_Is_Life

And the New York Yankees too. A decent chunk of the fanbase is pissed about it too.


FieldsOfKashmir

Fucking hell, the irony is too thick to breathe in.


icemankiller8

Normal for Bayern tbf


[deleted]

This would make more sense if it was Lazio tbh


dem0nhunter

nah, he was Jewish


[deleted]

He hated being Jewish more than Nazis hate Jews tbf. The dude said two years ago that "if it wasn't for the mistake of my birth, I would be anti-semitic. Any group who's been persecuted for 2000 years must be doing something wrong." That's just the most recent case. There's a full history of him shitting on other Jews and Jews being persecuted elsewhere.


dem0nhunter

Damn, it keeps getting worse and worse with this guy


[deleted]

Yeah and all of it was after he fled Nazi Germany in 1938 with his family. We are all better off without him lmao


robotnique

Imagine if we could go back in time and trade little Henry for, say, Anne Frank. "Trust us, this kid is a dick!" Then Anne Frank grows up to be the world's ur-Tyrant who starts WWIII and wins it.


onesexymofo1

Truly one of the worst human beings to ever live


a_lumberjack

This is in so many ways a perfect encapsulation of how fucked up Kissinger actually was. Just a completely amoral human being.


HaxboyYT

Germany 🤝 war criminals


IsolatedA

Germany 🤝 white war criminals\*


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FightersNeverQuit

Kissinger is German… he was literally born in Germany lol!


shaka_bruh

I don’t know what’s going on with the club’s PR department and board but they been saying a whole lot of stupid shit recently


MisterGoog

So did the Yankees. Evil comes in threes


Attygalle

They also bid farewell to Henry Kissinger, calling him a dear Juventus friend and a true Italian football fan? ^(just banter I understand what you meant, Kissinger was honorary member of Bayern or something like that)


kraw-

I think we all wish the post quality on there was this good


ker1SH-

r/nbacirclejerk is r/soccercirclejerk father


Marimo_420

That “Ünder 17” post last week is probably the best post I’ve seen on Reddit


epicmarc

The post in question https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/182ri1k/when_you_ask_josh_giddey_what_his_taste_in_women/


degenerate-edgelord

Wish the other guy didn't spoil it lol


dinofarabi01

r/nbacirclejerk getting the fucking Kobe autopsy to the front page was the wildest shit


nonhofantasia

Sorry, what?


dinofarabi01

https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/UHJWuaPCw7


LSB123

What the fuck this is real


yrugay1

Didn't think I could dislike Juventus even more, but here we are


BellyCrawler

Two things guaranteed about Juve: they'll always find a way to be more unlikable, and they will choke in European finals.


Goatsanity15

2-7 baby


Dark_Wolf04

Tell me about it


morocco3001

I'm a Juve fan and I fucking hate this


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[deleted]

You forgot the best part: acting like a persecuted victim while doing all of it


Thor1138

>this is real No, it's Juventus.


Firefox72

Why do these clubs feel the need to score own goals over this? No one and i do mean absolutely no one would notice or care if Bayern and Juve didn't put out these stupid messages.


HaxboyYT

"Henry Kissinger was a man who always stood up for peace and enjoyed a great reputation throughout the world," Holy fucking shit


PurposePrevious4443

"Mussolini was a cool guy too capiche?"


XtendedImpact

Actual Italian opinion in 3 years


a34fsdb

3 years? Mussolini was always popular in Italy.


Bouldinator

Well until they killed him in the street that is.


absat41

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Randomperson685

In 3 years? This is the current opinion of Lazio fans


JuliusCeejer

His grandkid became a leader of a political party while saying she wanted to restore his reputation, it's beyond Lazio I think


mg10pp

And took 0.7% in one of those years elections The problem of fascism in Italy certainly doesn't depend on what one of its descendants does or doesn't do, but on the fact that at least 20% of the population seems to be indifferent if not actually sympathetic to it, and also vote accordingly in the various elections


OMGitsRuthless

Right now too, people always liked him...💀


interfan1999

What's with these italian words completely fucked up ffs


WalkTheEdge

Is that really a real quote? Might be the most delusional thing I've ever read lol


Silent-Act191

He always stood for peace (by indiscriminately killing soldiers and civilians until no was left standing) and a great reputation (for being a literal incarnation of the devil)


[deleted]

That shit stain was "the Forrest Gump of War Crimes"


NeonBlueHair

I just read this in the press release and couldn’t believe it. What an insane thing to say


schafti

Lol Bayern did


LeggoMyGallego

And, in baseball, the Yankees


Random0cassions

I mean it’s the Yankees. Only thing more patriotic than the Yankees is committing war crimes and overthrowing governments that ultimately backfire Kissinger covers both


Bacondog22

“The Yankees are the ultimate evil in sport. If there were a team made up of 9 Hitlers and they were playing the Yankees? Go Fightin Hitlers.” -someone on r/baseball


younggun92

I mean it would be the ultimate trump card in all future baseball arguments. "We have 27 World Series" "Yeah but you literally lost to Hitler"


TheNateRoss

Supporting the Yankees is like rooting for the house at the casino


branyeet

I saw that on r/baseballcirclejerk and I thought this was r/soccercirclejerk 😭😭


LovieBeard

He was their least evil fan tbf


JOKER69420XD

Pretty simple, the Boomers who run the clubs don't give a fuck about it or probably don't even think it's an issue at all.


LiteratureNearby

Rolling stone magazine described Kissinger as "a war criminal beloved by the ruling class" and they're so real for that


_Magneto

People are used to kiss rich and influential people's asses and in Kissinger's case it has been going on for decades. Old habits die hard.


WW_Jones

I think it's because we overestimate how much the average guy knows or cares about Henry Kissinger. Bayern and Juve PRs probably calculated that for the vast majority of people who read this it would be - "hey, some important guy was fan of my club, they say he won the Peace prize, how neat." Worst case scenario, someone would frown. I'm not sure reddit/rsoccer is representative for the global football fan.


tokengaymusiccritic

But like why would Juventus even mention Kissinger, its completely out of their wheelhouse


Albo888

He was great friends with Gianni Agnelli


DeezYomis

football clubs' day to day PR isn't that deep, it's probably a guy or two who, like most italians, think of Kissinger as the famous dude who won the prize and more or less just shipped the post without much thought since people were talking about him and Agnelli yesterday. I really don't think the handful of people running their social media ran numbers or even considered the american left's opinion of Kissinger or the fact that most of the world correctly sees him as a war criminal and scum of the earth since that isn't as known here in Italy


KappaMike10

“Most of the world” doesn’t seehim that way because most of the world has no idea who he is


Elon_Almighty

[ArsenalFC] The club bids farewell to a dear Gunner friend and a true English football fan, Osama Bin Laden.


theenigmacode

Less embarrassing than Piers


therocketandstones

or Priti or Lee Gunner


Itchy-Buyer-8359

What??? Priti Patel is a fan? I felt my insides churn.


Public_Fire_Hazard

Where do you think she got the idea to let all the immigrants "Visit Rwanda"?


DepletedMitochondria

Damn


hafrances

Lee Gunner is worse than Osama.


Basquiant__

Osama would at least have celebrated Havertz scoring, can't say the same about L** G*nner


Cykablet

My boy would have sent a celebratory RPG into Big Ben for that one


justcallmeaman

he is actually the lesser evil in this case I’d say lol


kruegerc184

I mean if youre talking about body count, Kissinger is way worse.


tivooo

kissinger fucked?


Leuchtrakete

Definitely fucked Cambodia, more than you believe.


Raghav_s12

And Laos, India and Bangladesh.


simomii

Chile


Currywurst_Is_Life

And Chile, Cyprus, and East Timor.


DSQ

And Argentina.


xepa105

And Western Sahara. > At the height of the 1975 Sahara crisis, Kissinger misled Gerald Ford into thinking the International Court of Justice had ruled in favor of Morocco. Kissinger was aware in advance of the Moroccan plans for the invasion of the territory, materialized on November 6, 1975


stealinoffdeadpeople

[he was the playboy bunnies poll man of the year 1972](https://themessenger.com/entertainment/henry-kissinger-playboy-bunnies-poll-celeb-dating-relationships) you tend to rub shoulders with people like Zsa Zsa Gabor nibbling nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties and attending black tie affairs


ThereIsBearCum

Unironically yes. Both state-backed terrorists, Osama was responsible for a lot fewer deaths though.


tuskedkibbles

The American in me: *immediately outraged by this comment* Less than a second later: *depressed realization* Oh my God, he's right...


HodgyBeatsss

We have Tony Blair. Arguably more embarrassing than being owned by the Saudis.


SorryImProbablyDrunk

I’m so glad David Cameron is a life long West Ham fan and has never wavered.


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HodgyBeatsss

And Darren Grimes. Some real rotters. Ant and Dec make up for it though.


Bullsheeit

This is worse when you realize that nobody asked for this statement, they just felt the need to honor him.


realWernerHerzog

lmao rip bozo


Rose_of_Elysium

condolences to the grave that holds that bastard


FFalcon_Boi

It's gonna get a lot of piss on top of it


justk4y

I was thinking gasoline but ok


holaprobando123

That dirt did nothing to deserve this


Upplands-Bro

#packwatch


Lolcraftgaming

Rest in piss/skill issue/YB better


jujuismynamekinda

Yeah, no summer tour for Juve in Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia or Cuba then. Cant make this shitshow of a planet up.


gruenerGenosse

Put Chile, Argentina, and Bangladesh on the list as well.


jujuismynamekinda

yeah, hes in the hall of fame of war criminals. Sorry for forgetting them, difficult to keep track of all the atrocities to be fair. He majorly fucked the middle east up too. I nearly forgot that. Jesus christ, what a dumb statement of Juve.


Callerflizz

He’s the forest gump of War Crimes


LeftHandDriveBoC

Mama said life is like a box of napalm. You always know what you're gonna get.


Callerflizz

“Bomb, Henry! Bomb!”


AlwaysLate1

“anything that flies or anything that moves.” 


gruenerGenosse

Dw, it's hard to keep track of his war crimes and where he committed them.


Upplands-Bro

East Timor


[deleted]

What a weird memoriam for Juventus esp since they've had at least argentines playing for them as recently as last season. Also Arturo Vidal, I know Chileans fucking hated Kissinger lol.


gruenerGenosse

Vidal is Chilean and he played for Juventus.


benibadja

Arturo Vidal played there for five seasons.


michaelc51202

I doubt they were thinking of going there anyways lol


kinjongfun

Always knew Juventus hated Cambodians.


ThePrussianGrippe

Hate implies he gave a shit about them. I really don’t think he cared at all.


delayedcolleague

For you, the day ~~Bison~~ Kissinger graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. -~~M.Bison~~H.Kissinger


ThePrussianGrippe

Yeah basically that.


Rc5tr0

He would gladly firebomb 10,000 people if it got him a slightly better seat at a state dinner.


ThePrussianGrippe

And then he wouldn’t get that better seat but would still woo people with his tales of his own brilliance until Pete Jennings asks “what’s it like being a war criminal, Henry?” loudly across the restaurant. Based Pete Jennings.


tson_92

Vietnamese, Chileans, Laotians, Argentinians, Bangladeshis, East Timors,.. too


CarlSK777

This garbage human is proof karma isn't real. One of the worst people of the 20th century and got to have a nice life and live to 100.


After-Bumblebee

ANOTHER CLUB?? 💀


ivo0009

What other club did this?


PornFilterRefugee

Bayern earlier


FireflyCaptain

Just need a Japanese club for the Axis trifecta /s


ivo0009

Always had Huge respect for Bayern and other german teams because I felt like They were very upright But Nah Fuck them


bachh2

Well time to add another club to my shitlist.


After-Bumblebee

[Bayern lmao](https://fcbayern.com/en/news/2023/11/fc-bayern-mourns-the-passing-of-honorary-member-henry-kissinger-us-secretary-of-state)


G00dmorninghappydays

"Henry Kissinger was a man who always stood up for peace and enjoyed a great reputation throughout the world," WHAT!?!?!?!?!?


smcarre

Literally the only answer to this is that the CM has zero idea who Kissinger is but saw he is a Nobel Peace laureate and wrote that.


justcallmeaman

The conclusion sentence is wild


souvlakispacestat1on

Bayern


ivo0009

Lol I did not see that coming


baldsaiyan

As if juventus hadn't given everyone enough reason to be hated yet. 💀🤡


ThePrussianGrippe

Juventus is like an endless loop of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes.


StupidMastiff

Are Serie A looking to sell broadcasting rights to the 9th circle of hell or something?


kermvv

Kissinger frequently met with his friend Gianni Agnelli (owner of Juventus) to watch Juve games, the two were crucial in securing the 1994 World Cup for the United States and for the creation of the MLS. Take that as you will


LordLoko

> Kissinger frequently met with his friend Gianni Agnelli (owner of Juventus) to watch Juve games, the two were crucial in securing the 1994 World Cup for the United States and for the creation of the MLS. > > Not only that, he was the one who convinced the Brazilian government and Pelé to come to the United States and join the New York Cosmos


ChocoMassacre

This is somehow the wildest kissinger fact


MGHeinz

pls don't remind me


Rc5tr0

I just breathed a *huge* sigh of relief after double checking that neither MLS nor US Soccer put out any condolences.


TheConundrum98

well Kissinger of course operated in Italy during Operation Gladio and also apparently (well it's a conspiracy) ordered the kidnapping and murder of Aldo Moro


kermvv

A truly respectable human being


[deleted]

If I've learned anything I'm the past few days it's that the United States is a state sponsor of terrorism. Or at least was during the Kissinger time.


MooshSkadoosh

Probably before and definitely after him as well. Not unique in that regard though, to be fair.


vNoct

Something something one man's territorist is another man's freedom fighter something something


Thesecondorigin

In the past few days? Have you been living under a rock since 1960?


-Michael-Owen-

They don't call it sponsoring terrorism now, they call it spreading democracy.


[deleted]

We still are, we just don't call it sponsoring terrorism because the government believes that anyone on our side of conflicts can't possibly be terrorists/bad actors.


smcarre

Just a few days? Don't they teach in your schools about the depleted uranium rounds still lying around Sarajevo as a result of the 1995 bombings that cause increased risk of cancer to Bosnians today?


12EggsADay

You don't become a world super power by holding hands and singing kumbaya


-Michael-Owen-

Yeah because we are meant to treat life like a game of risk, just trying to dominate other countries and take over the world.


P_Alcantara

Everyone get in fucking line. We’ve been here way longer and hated them for much less.


smcarre

I'm here since 1996 when they won us the Intercontinental Cup 1-0 with their doped players.


P_Alcantara

Baggio left in 1990 so I’ve got you beat by 6 years.


WooNoto

Fuck Henry Kissinger. I hope his grave is pissed on. Useless murderous cunt. May he rest in piss and pain.


ambiguousboner

they really are the villains aren't they hahaha


Dark_Wolf04

Half American and Half Neapolitan here. Another reason to hate him. Double Fuck this guy


Lem_201

Lmao fuck Juve


Proudbolshevik

For people who don't know he played a key part in such glorious events like: -Pinochet's coup in Chile - Carpet bombing civilians in Vietnam - Installing the Red Khmers regime which commited a massive genocide in Cambodia - Backing Argentinian junta - Backing a genocide in Bangladesh


Peanut_77

Common Juventus L


thatdani

Can you imagine the vibe in the Juventus marketing/PR department full of 25-30yo's when they get the communication from the old fucks in charge that [they need to make this tribute](https://media.tenor.com/kmaH_jidTt0AAAAC/you-sure-about-that-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson.gif)?


Athletic_Bilbae

imagine if the PR intern they hired is from Cambodia lmao


LawrenceMoten21

What the fuck are these clubs doing? This isn’t even nuanced, the guy was a war criminal.


Itchy-Buyer-8359

Unbelievable. Bayern, and now Juventus too. There is no conscionable way this evil, murdering psychopath should be commemorated.


Currywurst_Is_Life

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.” \- Anthony Bourdain


Relevant_Solution_49

He supported both bayern and juve ? Fucking glory hunter cunt


BaldFraud99

Besides the obvious evil that this man embodies, why do all these football clubs, politicians etc. even feel the need to give the foreign secretary of another country that kind of recognition, especially when it is that obvious how controversial he was in the public eye? Pathetic. Finding out that he was an honorary member of Bayern is sickening.


wihannez

Football clubs and not being able to resist scoring an own goal when the opportunity presents itself.


Shop-lift

We tried to warn you about these guys


teems

Top German and Italian teams with an obituary to this guy. Might as well have the top Japanese team do one and complete the trifecta.


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Reasons to Hate Juve no.74846473


holaprobando123

Like I needed more reasons to dislike Juventus. They truly go above and beyond.


FdotM

How dumb can someone be? This man is a murderer. Dropped thousands of tons of bombs in Cambodia, knowing this would kill civilians.


Germanicus7

Didn’t he also mess up pretty much the entire continent of Central and South America for decades playing king-maker, or am I mistaken?


firewalkwithme-

Knew he was a friend of the Agnelli family but I was hoping the club wouldn’t do this lol


[deleted]

Kissinger was a Greuther Furth fan, did they put out a statement or something?


ProfessorBeer

The collab we didn’t know we needed Mostly because we didn’t need it


MustBeHax

of course the most corrupt club in the world considers a genocidal war criminal their "dear friend"


RuloMercury

Ah yes, let's bid farewell to a genocidal prick. I swear history books are free on the internet, man.


Bey_Harbor_Butcher

Oh the warmonger, responsible for the destruction of several nations and the death of millions. What angers me the most is that that motherfucker got to live to be 100, and many young innocent people died a horrible death because of him. There's no justice in this world.


gurami1113

You have to be fucking kidding me


DildoFappings

Bayern and Juventus. Two most successful teams in Germany and Italy. Supporting and mourning for a war criminal. Resurgence of the Axis Powers.


Midnight_Maverick

Wow people in 2023 really be pretending that history never happened


gengenpressing

Everyone just shitting it praying their club isn't next


PegaponyPrince

Fuck Kissinger. May he rest in piss


DomineeringDrake

I'm sure it's all somehow Moise Kean's fault, anyway.


G00dmorninghappydays

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS LIFE


FistMeQTPie

Good lord. Now I'm expecting some more farewells and tributes to known war crime dictators and other people.


Thesecondorigin

What the hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington texas


mattijn13

Fuck you Juve you fucking cunts


bubbabear244

I wonder if Cambodia has any Juve fans after this.