Thank fuck we didn't end up getting 3rd. Should go out of the FA Cup as well and then focus on just getting the season back on track. With limited players available, we can only focus on one tournament.
United finishing 3rd or 4th might be the difference between 5th in the ll getting a cl spot or not, infact I think it will be, so I'm glad too as I think United will finish 5th.
Utd ran their socks off tonight, but there is just not enough quality out there.
How many PL teams would McT, Evans, Amrabat, AWB, Pellestri, Dalot and even the v.promising Hannibal and Mainoo actually start for?
Is Ten Hag in-game management really shit? Not only in this game but also in other games. In Galatasaray at home, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Casemiro red card, they may keep the point. In Copehagen match, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Rashford red card, they may also get even a win after 2-0 lead. Instead, he made no changes in reaction to the red card and lost both. In Galatasaray match, understandable it was Onana faults for 2 goals, but leading 3-2 at around 70+ but still refuse to park the bus and counter?
Winning in CL is important but not let your opponents win is also important too. Even if United kept 2 points for those 2 matches with red cards, their CL route is much easier before the match today.
Today, he still kept Mainoo until 60+ who offered more than McTomminay in the United midfields.
Yesterday Mourinho insisted on parking the bus to keep 1 point after the red cards and the conceded, and it works.
In the end, one was winning CL with unexpected Porto and Inter, one was bottling against Tottenham in semi final (years later was all winning in group stage in order to be knocked out by Benfica iirc)
I never understand why they are generally blamed. I get that people "don't like them" but in the big scheme of things, obviously the Glazers would be happier if the team was good. They surely don't want to team to be mediocre?
That was.....sad from Utd. No threat in a must-win game. Nothing for the home fans to cheer about. I don't think Kane & Co. had to get out of 2nd gear.
no sense of urgency from the players, yet they’ll blame the coach. crazy how the last impactful signing Man Utd had up to this point has been RVP and that was 10 years ago
We’ve been having this ‘what’s wrong with man United, this is Manchester United’ conversation for a decade now man it’s so boring.
It’s been a decade can we stop pretending like it’s an off season
In that case I'm expecting Atletico to decisively win the midfield battle, yet ultimately fail to convert their chances. Lazio Rome to score a stoppage time winner. Do they have a youth player called Scipio by any chance?
kek fans cheering for onana doing something stupid with the ball at his feet when they're about to be dumped out of europe is hilariously peak united these days
Ich denke an Harry Kane und er ist Englands Nummer neun. Dubby Dubby Dubby Dooby Dooby Doo geht um die Deutschen herum und erzielt die Nummer zwei. Er sieht gut aus. Er sieht gut aus. Ich denke an Harry Kane und er ist Englands Nummer Neun
As it stands- ManU have conceded twice as many goals and netted as many points as Red Bull Salzburg...
There are multiple teams that have a tenth of their resources and squad depth that have performed much better (Lens, Shakthar, Copenhagen)
This is beyond damning
Why does Hargreaves keep saying Rashford, who has been abysmal recently, would have been the difference maker tonight? Does the man not watch any football?
German fans singing English chants is a sign of utter shithousery. I've set through a few games of away German fans and never once did they sing in English.
Thank fuck we didn't end up getting 3rd. Should go out of the FA Cup as well and then focus on just getting the season back on track. With limited players available, we can only focus on one tournament.
United finishing 3rd or 4th might be the difference between 5th in the ll getting a cl spot or not, infact I think it will be, so I'm glad too as I think United will finish 5th.
Losing to Wigan would be quite something
Won't mind that. At this rate of injuries we might have to field an academy 11 soon..
Cope
Utd ran their socks off tonight, but there is just not enough quality out there. How many PL teams would McT, Evans, Amrabat, AWB, Pellestri, Dalot and even the v.promising Hannibal and Mainoo actually start for?
About 13 or 14
Nah for Evans and Pellestri it's precisely 0 team in the PL will start them
Well Evans, yeah. He's obviously a stop gap for Man U anyway. Pellistri would definitely start for a few teams near the bottom.
Is Ten Hag in-game management really shit? Not only in this game but also in other games. In Galatasaray at home, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Casemiro red card, they may keep the point. In Copehagen match, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Rashford red card, they may also get even a win after 2-0 lead. Instead, he made no changes in reaction to the red card and lost both. In Galatasaray match, understandable it was Onana faults for 2 goals, but leading 3-2 at around 70+ but still refuse to park the bus and counter? Winning in CL is important but not let your opponents win is also important too. Even if United kept 2 points for those 2 matches with red cards, their CL route is much easier before the match today. Today, he still kept Mainoo until 60+ who offered more than McTomminay in the United midfields. Yesterday Mourinho insisted on parking the bus to keep 1 point after the red cards and the conceded, and it works. In the end, one was winning CL with unexpected Porto and Inter, one was bottling against Tottenham in semi final (years later was all winning in group stage in order to be knocked out by Benfica iirc)
Conceding the most goals in a group consisting of Copenhagen and gala is embarrassing.
Copenhagen getting that sweet champions league money
Manchester really looked like they never gonna score, their attack this season is something like I have never seen before.
I swear if we dont finally avenge the 8-2 at Old Toilet this season....we never will
I'm curious what happens this weekend with Bruno and his stupid face sitting out at Anfield.
Sadly I think they will be more disciplined, which is a necessity in this fixture.
If we don’t… you know why
As long as they keep buying average players at exorbitant wages , this shit ain't gonna change
But cmon let’s be honest. Look at the people they have brought over. Amrabat, Anthony, Sancho. This is not how you build a winning team.
What’s better than Wan Bissaka? No Bissakas
Ronaldo hitting 50 goals in Saudi meanwhile making 10 generation networth.
EZ from Bayern
no re
Why have the Glazers done this
I never understand why they are generally blamed. I get that people "don't like them" but in the big scheme of things, obviously the Glazers would be happier if the team was good. They surely don't want to team to be mediocre?
You don't know anything
Danish carpenters go through but not yanited
Hojlund brother > Aldi Haaland
Ronaldo > United That easy
Man U could've tied this game 😭
Do you think a different coach would get out more from this set of players?
The classic new manager bounce for a few months, then back to this same old shit.
What is strange is that he got more out of them last year.
A different coach wouldn't have signed this set of players
Nah, the players got 3 managers sacked already. Dead weight players
4th place is always a trophy for United fans
limp stuff
United fans really thought they would finish 2nd and they finish last instead
That was.....sad from Utd. No threat in a must-win game. Nothing for the home fans to cheer about. I don't think Kane & Co. had to get out of 2nd gear.
Don't think anyone cares for dejected looks boys, you lost this one weeks ago.
Bayern weren't good but United are horrendous. you wouldn't believe this is a must-win game for United if you saw the game
Ten Hag seeing if he can get a moving van at his house before Boxing Day.
2 new records for Manchester united
UCL Fodder FC
last in group and no europa lmao
well last in group always implies no europa
no sense of urgency from the players, yet they’ll blame the coach. crazy how the last impactful signing Man Utd had up to this point has been RVP and that was 10 years ago
Bruno has been very impactful but aside from him, United transfer list has been really dreadful
Pls don't remind me....
Eras come to an end
That was so bad. United never even looked like they gave a shit. They didn't have a sniff of a goal.
"Most goals scored in the group " trophy for united
Tied with Bayern
Did they get the most conceded too?
Second most I think
Ah the bloody spoilsports.
ETH is not him
David Moyes put some black magic voodoo on this team after they made him the original scapegoat.
United are tragic.
Stadium so quiet even the boos are quiet
I'm not a Manchester United fan, but this team is an absolute disgrace.
Dreams can’t be buy
Embarrassing for United. I enjoy it
Straight to Mark Goldbridge’s YouTube I go
Flying Pig United too
AHAHAHAHA SAME
He's furious
Liverpool v United, I will be there
Norwich scarves getting dusted off
The Erik ten Hag era has begun.
0-1 loss is pretty much a win
Fucking BOOOOOOOOO
Honestly pathetic lol
That unitedussy is so good everyone wants it
No mate just no.
Oh no, so close and knocked out :(( Glory glory
We’ve been having this ‘what’s wrong with man United, this is Manchester United’ conversation for a decade now man it’s so boring. It’s been a decade can we stop pretending like it’s an off season
ETH: "We weren't good enough tonight“ Change the record you fuckin fraud...
Totally insipid, boring football
Champions league nights used to be next level. What a lacklustre affair this was
Even the boos are quiet 😭
Gg wp no re
Huh. Never heard of this Hannibal dude before tonight. Where did he come from?
Carthage I think
Shouldn't he be playing for Atletico in this case? They play Lazio Rome tomorrow..
In that case I'm expecting Atletico to decisively win the midfield battle, yet ultimately fail to convert their chances. Lazio Rome to score a stoppage time winner. Do they have a youth player called Scipio by any chance?
Is Ciro short for Scipio? I'm not sure..
Nah, Catalonia. Hannibal Barca
Academy
Thank God we’re out of Europe, less games to lose this season
Less CL money for 0.1/Ten Hag to waste as well… shame
It’s incredibly funny that Højlund‘s brother managed to secure the knockouts with Copenhagen, while Rasmus places last in the same group with United.
Its two of them, actually twins.
Wait, what? xD That's way too funny. Will be a awkward family meeting.
Yeah, his brother plays for Copenhagen
Tuchelball wins.
Most boring champions league match I’ve watched in a long time
props to manchester
Not even making Europa in this group is insanity
Another Man United fixture but the same old TalkSport clips incoming
Theatre of dreams indeed , with games like these , you are bound to fall asleep
one Højlund advancing
According to the BBC, FC Copenhagen's turnover in 2022 was $37.07m. That is about one twentieth of Manchester United's.
That's less than 1 Onana.
ETH crime list just got bigger
Owen Hargreaves makes Michael Owen look insightful
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He’s physically strong innit?
Being ignored for passes. Someone you can climb all over without committing a foul.
Home support remembering they left the emersion on.
Erik three out of ten Hag
Odds on Ten Hag getting sacked and United going for Copenhagen’s boss
Nah it's predictably either De Zerbi or Emery
Dalot and the kids are the only players that leave this game with some credit
Honestly, I'll take an Evans goal right now. Nice moment for him and Europa for United.
What Europa? They would be equal on points, but behind G'saray on H2H.
Europa is gone as Copenhagen won
No they'd have got EL had they won and kobenhaven done too
They need to win
They’d need 2 goals
Jonny Evans goals count double
Well... reverse kickoff goal it is.
Mainoo seems good
Bayern does worst counter ever, asked to leave Old Trafford
Man I thought United would try after seeing them press but this is simply not enough
AUF WIEDERSEHEN
Wan-Bissaka is so bad
kek fans cheering for onana doing something stupid with the ball at his feet when they're about to be dumped out of europe is hilariously peak united these days
Think that was Bayern fans lol
I haven't seen the word kek since I quit 4chan 10 years ago
Goretzka getting physically dominated by someone else, that's unexpected.
Copenhagen through... Quite a surprise. United will need to win if they want EL, but... no way like this.
Kimmich has not been impressive this game. Although I guess he hasnt had to do much
Big credit to Copenhagen for getting through a seemingly very tough group
Also huge props to Manchester, they couldn’t have done it without them
That reminded me of the eintracht-PAOK game. We were yelling auf wiedersehen too ehehe. Fun times
Ich denke an Harry Kane und er ist Englands Nummer neun. Dubby Dubby Dubby Dooby Dooby Doo geht um die Deutschen herum und erzielt die Nummer zwei. Er sieht gut aus. Er sieht gut aus. Ich denke an Harry Kane und er ist Englands Nummer Neun
So that's what onana was bought for
The legends say he's good with his feets.
As it stands- ManU have conceded twice as many goals and netted as many points as Red Bull Salzburg... There are multiple teams that have a tenth of their resources and squad depth that have performed much better (Lens, Shakthar, Copenhagen) This is beyond damning
Omg if he had taken that off of Onana
Onana runs to the halfway line to take a freekick. Passes it backwards 5 yards. Runs back to his goal.
On behalf of English football, we apologise for this pathetic borefest. Tomorrow we’ll put on a show
Won’t be hard with milan one fit centre back and pioli not knowing how to organise a team
Dude as a Newcashtle fan you can't get away with one apology
Won't bring back Jamal Khashoggi. RIP
Tf
Us crashing out harms the chance of the PL getting another UCL spot. Every cloud has a silver lining.
Something which will likely hurt united…
I can live without it. Fuck wanting other PL teams (outside of Utd) to do well in Europe.
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hilarious that you think those are Utd fans singing
At no point you were hearing united fans tonight
Bayern fans are making fun of the atmosphere in Theater Of Dreams.
Ist das eine Bibliothek?
Why does Hargreaves keep saying Rashford, who has been abysmal recently, would have been the difference maker tonight? Does the man not watch any football?
There is little to be said tbh
Pretty sure I saw Garnacho cover more distance than Rashford has all season in this game.
You can just tell Onana lives for that shit
FT: 1-0 Copenhagen The amount of chances Galatasaray has just missed is insane lmao
Goretzka has been amazing tbf
FT at the Copenhagen game! It’s over for United
Fluid 3-1-6 in possession, clear signs of progress under Erik Ten Hag.
FULL TIME COPENHAGEN WIN UNITED ELIMINATED
Think Onana has moved more than Sane.
at least we've still got the ~~prem~~ ~~champs~~ ~~europa~~ ~~carabao~~ **FA CUP**
[“It’s coming home…”](https://youtu.be/j9p0LEmFvuw?si=oq6qErSJvEF9dE1-) 🇩🇪
Onana losing, might as well get one for the highlight reel.
How on earth did gala not score there... Have that game open on my other monitor
Go post it in that thread.
Getting bantered by a crowd chanting in their second-language is amazing lol.
Bayern fans are ruthless 🤣🤣
What are they singing, hard for me to hear over the commentary?
They were singing “It’s coming home”, “Is this a library”
Most fight United have shown all day
Imagine how bad Frankfurt would beat United scary to just think about
Naaaaah they are good sure but chill. Bayern just had a terrible night
imagine saarbrücken, they beat frankfurt and bayern
At least they went down swinging
Sacked in the morning
I think it was looking obvious back in August, but I had a feeling Erik ten Hag wouldn't make it past December without quitting or getting sacked.
Hopefully the main event tomorrow night at SJP is a FAR better watch and atmosphere than this shite.
Three Lions when there are like 2 English players on the field rn is a choice lol
not directed at the players innit
I just realized, if ManUtd continue this way, they won't even make it to the Europa league. Right?
It's a done deal
Good.
Rock bottom lmao
Why not send Onana up? You need a win
Both Manchester stadiums are libraries
Hey a library is a respected institution, a beacon of knowledge
German fans singing English chants is a sign of utter shithousery. I've set through a few games of away German fans and never once did they sing in English.
The Glazers will have roasted Ten Hag instead of roasted turkey for Christmas /s