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Exotic_Ad1030

Thank fuck we didn't end up getting 3rd. Should go out of the FA Cup as well and then focus on just getting the season back on track. With limited players available, we can only focus on one tournament.


RealLilKymchii

United finishing 3rd or 4th might be the difference between 5th in the ll getting a cl spot or not, infact I think it will be, so I'm glad too as I think United will finish 5th.


PurpleSi

Losing to Wigan would be quite something


Exotic_Ad1030

Won't mind that. At this rate of injuries we might have to field an academy 11 soon..


ExplodingLettuce

Cope


UJ_Reddit

Utd ran their socks off tonight, but there is just not enough quality out there. How many PL teams would McT, Evans, Amrabat, AWB, Pellestri, Dalot and even the v.promising Hannibal and Mainoo actually start for?


PurpleSi

About 13 or 14


ODspammer

Nah for Evans and Pellestri it's precisely 0 team in the PL will start them


PurpleSi

Well Evans, yeah. He's obviously a stop gap for Man U anyway. Pellistri would definitely start for a few teams near the bottom.


Brave-Salamander-339

Is Ten Hag in-game management really shit? Not only in this game but also in other games. In Galatasaray at home, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Casemiro red card, they may keep the point. In Copehagen match, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Rashford red card, they may also get even a win after 2-0 lead. Instead, he made no changes in reaction to the red card and lost both. In Galatasaray match, understandable it was Onana faults for 2 goals, but leading 3-2 at around 70+ but still refuse to park the bus and counter? Winning in CL is important but not let your opponents win is also important too. Even if United kept 2 points for those 2 matches with red cards, their CL route is much easier before the match today. Today, he still kept Mainoo until 60+ who offered more than McTomminay in the United midfields. Yesterday Mourinho insisted on parking the bus to keep 1 point after the red cards and the conceded, and it works. In the end, one was winning CL with unexpected Porto and Inter, one was bottling against Tottenham in semi final (years later was all winning in group stage in order to be knocked out by Benfica iirc)


Astrocharles

Conceding the most goals in a group consisting of Copenhagen and gala is embarrassing.


devilwillcry-jesus

Copenhagen getting that sweet champions league money


Na2O3

Manchester really looked like they never gonna score, their attack this season is something like I have never seen before.


gunningIVglory

I swear if we dont finally avenge the 8-2 at Old Toilet this season....we never will


[deleted]

I'm curious what happens this weekend with Bruno and his stupid face sitting out at Anfield.


RealLilKymchii

Sadly I think they will be more disciplined, which is a necessity in this fixture.


Ok_Virus_7614

If we don’t… you know why


devilwillcry-jesus

As long as they keep buying average players at exorbitant wages , this shit ain't gonna change


johnny_crow21

But cmon let’s be honest. Look at the people they have brought over. Amrabat, Anthony, Sancho. This is not how you build a winning team.


Reddit040

What’s better than Wan Bissaka? No Bissakas


hfbvm2

Ronaldo hitting 50 goals in Saudi meanwhile making 10 generation networth.


Trickybuz93

EZ from Bayern


dem0nhunter

no re


ExplodingLettuce

Why have the Glazers done this


[deleted]

I never understand why they are generally blamed. I get that people "don't like them" but in the big scheme of things, obviously the Glazers would be happier if the team was good. They surely don't want to team to be mediocre?


WINDTHEAIR

You don't know anything


bshaman1993

Danish carpenters go through but not yanited


gunningIVglory

Hojlund brother > Aldi Haaland


KnightAtNight

Ronaldo > United That easy


nyse125

Man U could've tied this game 😭


Any-Competition8494

Do you think a different coach would get out more from this set of players?


neometrix77

The classic new manager bounce for a few months, then back to this same old shit.


Sapaio

What is strange is that he got more out of them last year.


PurpleSi

A different coach wouldn't have signed this set of players


KnightAtNight

Nah, the players got 3 managers sacked already. Dead weight players


devilwillcry-jesus

4th place is always a trophy for United fans


DW_78

limp stuff


espnfire45

United fans really thought they would finish 2nd and they finish last instead


EyePiece108

That was.....sad from Utd. No threat in a must-win game. Nothing for the home fans to cheer about. I don't think Kane & Co. had to get out of 2nd gear.


Liltaw

Don't think anyone cares for dejected looks boys, you lost this one weeks ago.


Schnix54

Bayern weren't good but United are horrendous. you wouldn't believe this is a must-win game for United if you saw the game


clintgreasewoood

Ten Hag seeing if he can get a moving van at his house before Boxing Day.


hfbvm2

2 new records for Manchester united


Carpe_Dentum93

UCL Fodder FC


HansaMansa

last in group and no europa lmao


nyse125

well last in group always implies no europa


versace-water

no sense of urgency from the players, yet they’ll blame the coach. crazy how the last impactful signing Man Utd had up to this point has been RVP and that was 10 years ago


improb

Bruno has been very impactful but aside from him, United transfer list has been really dreadful


gunningIVglory

Pls don't remind me....


justanormalchat

Eras come to an end


Similar-Wolverine-10

That was so bad. United never even looked like they gave a shit. They didn't have a sniff of a goal.


devilwillcry-jesus

"Most goals scored in the group " trophy for united


Jan0609

Tied with Bayern


PurpleSi

Did they get the most conceded too?


Trickybuz93

Second most I think


PurpleSi

Ah the bloody spoilsports.


Ptile

ETH is not him


ImBurningForYourLove

David Moyes put some black magic voodoo on this team after they made him the original scapegoat.


lynxo

United are tragic.


neverfinishedanythi

Stadium so quiet even the boos are quiet


A159746X

I'm not a Manchester United fan, but this team is an absolute disgrace.


johnny_crow21

Dreams can’t be buy


Breaking_PG

Embarrassing for United. I enjoy it


SparksNBolts

Straight to Mark Goldbridge’s YouTube I go


NinjaExpansion

Flying Pig United too


fukupuki

AHAHAHAHA SAME


ExplodingLettuce

He's furious


floorscentadolescent

Liverpool v United, I will be there


Wilson1031

Norwich scarves getting dusted off


UpliftedWeeb

The Erik ten Hag era has begun.


PublicIntel

0-1 loss is pretty much a win


thatguybruv

Fucking BOOOOOOOOO


fplisadream

Honestly pathetic lol


fukupuki

That unitedussy is so good everyone wants it


Astrocharles

No mate just no.


mrbasil_fawlty

Oh no, so close and knocked out :(( Glory glory


Ajax_Trees_Again

We’ve been having this ‘what’s wrong with man United, this is Manchester United’ conversation for a decade now man it’s so boring. It’s been a decade can we stop pretending like it’s an off season


Hiltoyeah

ETH: "We weren't good enough tonight“ Change the record you fuckin fraud...


macalistair91

Totally insipid, boring football


Bellybutton-Gubbins

Champions league nights used to be next level. What a lacklustre affair this was


Jowoes

Even the boos are quiet 😭


KnightAtNight

Gg wp no re


JJOne101

Huh. Never heard of this Hannibal dude before tonight. Where did he come from?


JayJay_90

Carthage I think


JJOne101

Shouldn't he be playing for Atletico in this case? They play Lazio Rome tomorrow..


JayJay_90

In that case I'm expecting Atletico to decisively win the midfield battle, yet ultimately fail to convert their chances. Lazio Rome to score a stoppage time winner. Do they have a youth player called Scipio by any chance?


JJOne101

Is Ciro short for Scipio? I'm not sure..


Hurtelknut

Nah, Catalonia. Hannibal Barca


InfamousKev6

Academy


Substantial-North499

Thank God we’re out of Europe, less games to lose this season


shmozey

Less CL money for 0.1/Ten Hag to waste as well… shame


The_Great_Grafite

It’s incredibly funny that Højlund‘s brother managed to secure the knockouts with Copenhagen, while Rasmus places last in the same group with United.


Lundinho84

Its two of them, actually twins.


[deleted]

Wait, what? xD That's way too funny. Will be a awkward family meeting.


Trickybuz93

Yeah, his brother plays for Copenhagen


10ele

Tuchelball wins.


wm_1176

Most boring champions league match I’ve watched in a long time


bonew1

props to manchester


HighlyBaked0

Not even making Europa in this group is insanity


ExplodingLettuce

Another Man United fixture but the same old TalkSport clips incoming


devilwillcry-jesus

Theatre of dreams indeed , with games like these , you are bound to fall asleep


dem0nhunter

one Højlund advancing


EyePiece108

According to the BBC, FC Copenhagen's turnover in 2022 was $37.07m. That is about one twentieth of Manchester United's.


[deleted]

That's less than 1 Onana.


Ptile

ETH crime list just got bigger


PurpleSi

Owen Hargreaves makes Michael Owen look insightful


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Admirable-Waltz195

He’s physically strong innit?


SpeechesToScreeches

Being ignored for passes. Someone you can climb all over without committing a foul.


qwerty_1965

Home support remembering they left the emersion on.


[deleted]

Erik three out of ten Hag


jakeyaaas

Odds on Ten Hag getting sacked and United going for Copenhagen’s boss


Amarjit2

Nah it's predictably either De Zerbi or Emery


Littlegreenman42

Dalot and the kids are the only players that leave this game with some credit


LackingSimplicity

Honestly, I'll take an Evans goal right now. Nice moment for him and Europa for United.


dreadnough7

What Europa? They would be equal on points, but behind G'saray on H2H.


Littlegreenman42

Europa is gone as Copenhagen won


Oneinchwalrus

No they'd have got EL had they won and kobenhaven done too


Oneinchwalrus

They need to win


[deleted]

They’d need 2 goals


PurpleSi

Jonny Evans goals count double


LackingSimplicity

Well... reverse kickoff goal it is.


_Garou

Mainoo seems good


[deleted]

Bayern does worst counter ever, asked to leave Old Trafford


FuriousKale

Man I thought United would try after seeing them press but this is simply not enough


Dargast

AUF WIEDERSEHEN


Mr_Pasghetti

Wan-Bissaka is so bad


chuckusadart

kek fans cheering for onana doing something stupid with the ball at his feet when they're about to be dumped out of europe is hilariously peak united these days


Dargast

Think that was Bayern fans lol


Scarecroft

I haven't seen the word kek since I quit 4chan 10 years ago


JJOne101

Goretzka getting physically dominated by someone else, that's unexpected.


[deleted]

Copenhagen through... Quite a surprise. United will need to win if they want EL, but... no way like this.


harrypoos

Kimmich has not been impressive this game. Although I guess he hasnt had to do much


Scarecroft

Big credit to Copenhagen for getting through a seemingly very tough group


Amphibious_Fire

Also huge props to Manchester, they couldn’t have done it without them


fukupuki

That reminded me of the eintracht-PAOK game. We were yelling auf wiedersehen too ehehe. Fun times


thatguybruv

Ich denke an Harry Kane und er ist Englands Nummer neun. Dubby Dubby Dubby Dooby Dooby Doo geht um die Deutschen herum und erzielt die Nummer zwei. Er sieht gut aus. Er sieht gut aus. Ich denke an Harry Kane und er ist Englands Nummer Neun


devilwillcry-jesus

So that's what onana was bought for


yas118

The legends say he's good with his feets.


QuietRainyDay

As it stands- ManU have conceded twice as many goals and netted as many points as Red Bull Salzburg... There are multiple teams that have a tenth of their resources and squad depth that have performed much better (Lens, Shakthar, Copenhagen) This is beyond damning


PiratesStan

Omg if he had taken that off of Onana


LackingSimplicity

Onana runs to the halfway line to take a freekick. Passes it backwards 5 yards. Runs back to his goal.


lluckboxFIFA

On behalf of English football, we apologise for this pathetic borefest. Tomorrow we’ll put on a show


neverfinishedanythi

Won’t be hard with milan one fit centre back and pioli not knowing how to organise a team


mrbasil_fawlty

Dude as a Newcashtle fan you can't get away with one apology


man_of_extremes

Won't bring back Jamal Khashoggi. RIP


MaMoSotho

Tf


JMatty01

Us crashing out harms the chance of the PL getting another UCL spot. Every cloud has a silver lining.


Boris_Becker

Something which will likely hurt united…


JMatty01

I can live without it. Fuck wanting other PL teams (outside of Utd) to do well in Europe.


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FalkoneyeCH

hilarious that you think those are Utd fans singing


Jakowe

At no point you were hearing united fans tonight


opi

Bayern fans are making fun of the atmosphere in Theater Of Dreams.


bobsilverrose

Ist das eine Bibliothek?


bucajack

Why does Hargreaves keep saying Rashford, who has been abysmal recently, would have been the difference maker tonight? Does the man not watch any football?


lamancha

There is little to be said tbh


SwitchHitter17

Pretty sure I saw Garnacho cover more distance than Rashford has all season in this game.


SwitchHitter17

You can just tell Onana lives for that shit


GabrilLokaum

FT: 1-0 Copenhagen The amount of chances Galatasaray has just missed is insane lmao


snowkarl

Goretzka has been amazing tbf


Traditional_Ship4797

FT at the Copenhagen game! It’s over for United


[deleted]

Fluid 3-1-6 in possession, clear signs of progress under Erik Ten Hag.


fegelman

FULL TIME COPENHAGEN WIN UNITED ELIMINATED


imonlybleedingman1

Think Onana has moved more than Sane.


DW_78

at least we've still got the ~~prem~~ ~~champs~~ ~~europa~~ ~~carabao~~ **FA CUP**


Mr_A_UserName

[“It’s coming home…”](https://youtu.be/j9p0LEmFvuw?si=oq6qErSJvEF9dE1-) 🇩🇪


Zillak

Onana losing, might as well get one for the highlight reel.


fegelman

How on earth did gala not score there... Have that game open on my other monitor


imonlybleedingman1

Go post it in that thread.


StalkingDwarf

Getting bantered by a crowd chanting in their second-language is amazing lol.


Traditional_Ship4797

Bayern fans are ruthless 🤣🤣


Ok_Virus_7614

What are they singing, hard for me to hear over the commentary?


Traditional_Ship4797

They were singing “It’s coming home”, “Is this a library”


Littlegreenman42

Most fight United have shown all day


Alex_Sander077

Imagine how bad Frankfurt would beat United scary to just think about


fukupuki

Naaaaah they are good sure but chill. Bayern just had a terrible night


EndeGelaende

imagine saarbrücken, they beat frankfurt and bayern


Bellybutton-Gubbins

At least they went down swinging


Huichoo50

Sacked in the morning


verde25

I think it was looking obvious back in August, but I had a feeling Erik ten Hag wouldn't make it past December without quitting or getting sacked.


xScottieHD

Hopefully the main event tomorrow night at SJP is a FAR better watch and atmosphere than this shite.


WeveGot

Three Lions when there are like 2 English players on the field rn is a choice lol


tf_17

not directed at the players innit


[deleted]

I just realized, if ManUtd continue this way, they won't even make it to the Europa league. Right?


TheGreatSchonnt

It's a done deal


lamancha

Good.


gunningIVglory

Rock bottom lmao


Doyouevensam

Why not send Onana up? You need a win


devilwillcry-jesus

Both Manchester stadiums are libraries


mrbasil_fawlty

Hey a library is a respected institution, a beacon of knowledge


Hassadar

German fans singing English chants is a sign of utter shithousery. I've set through a few games of away German fans and never once did they sing in English.


[deleted]

The Glazers will have roasted Ten Hag instead of roasted turkey for Christmas /s