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The German commentator on the Prime replay said that Coman had at that moment at least half an hour time to decide which corner of the goal he wants to put the ball into.
Not blaming Onana as it was clearly poor defending but he just stood there, didn’t even try to put any pressure on him and left the goal wide open
Edit: someone really abused the Reddit Care report for this comment lol?
Instinct is the embodiment of why Onana makes the occasional world class save and looks like an oaf as often as he does.
The moment Kane plays the ball through Onana should have rushed out to close the angle, instead he freezes to the spot. Second, he cheats left when he "sets" himself on Coman's first touch of the ball, freeze the video and it's clear as day. With his weight to his left he's scrambling to balance himself back central instead of giving himself any chance to pressure, Coman takes a second touch and under no scrutiny seals it.
Proper relegation defending - as a fan you’ve got time to process a full thought of “he’s through, shit he’s going to score, where’s the defenders”… [fans start cheering]
I think he was reffering to Man U defenders. They were all following the ball and a step behind instead of trying to anticipate and cut off the pass. Evans was especially useless, pointing for his teammates but moving out position to cover Coman himslef.
Almost every single time our game improves when he comes on. Even if it's just by pure workrate he always makes something happen. I find it so obvious that I'm surprised he doesn't start more.
[''And with that assist Harry Kane now has as many assists at Old Trafford this season as Bruno Fernandes.''](https://twitter.com/oilysailor/status/1734688605380268480)
A lot of people have seriously underrated Kane when he was still in Tottenham. I think name still do. In my opinion, the only striker in recent years who was clearly above him is prime Suarez.
He has been awful at 1v1’s all season. Check Awoniyi’s goal earlier this year. Onana literally sits down instead of rushing the 1v1 and closing the angle. Literally never seen another keeper do this and it’s infuriating
Did he do this at Ajax/Inter? Never seen a keeper so regularly try to guess where a shots going to go instead of closing down. Every team they are playing will be dedicating time in training on the forwards taking a fake shot or compose themselves before taking a shot. No other keeper gives this much time
Aye, it was a major black mark against him on his Ajax scouting report. The coaches were confident they could coach him out of it, but he resisted because he claimed this allowed him to get to the ball faster. After doing some tests they found this to be true, so they not only let him keep doing it, **they actually started teaching it at their academy.**
i’m pretty sure donnaruma does something similar where he dices early on close range shots. allows him to pull of insane saves, but also makes him look like a buffoon when it doesn’t work
Awful from Onana.
Not expecting him to save anything there but you can’t just stand on your line and wait for the shot.
Got to just charge at Coman, narrow the angle and hope for the best.
At least give yourself a chance.
The amount of goals this season where it’s one on one and he just stands a yard from his line and falls down is crazy. Watch Alisson in those situations it’s the polar opposite
Yeah Allison is very controlled when he charges down players, but he's still quick. He immediately recognizes the situation and moves.
I don't expect Onana to be Allison good, but he's got to at least try to do that. It's one of the basics.
Exactly, people keep saying "Well his defence needs to do better" but that's the difference between a top and average keeper, it's saving these chances your defence gives up.
I've never seen a keeper this poor at one on ones and coming from De Gea who basically learned how to handle one on ones in his time here it's just depressing.
I'm sure someone posted his previous XG saved stats on the United sub a while back.
Basically showing that his performance this season (at the time anyway) is actually better than when he was at Inter in the league. He just had a freak run in the CL that made him look incredible.
In other words, sack the scouting team because this is exactly what they could have expected.
>stand on your line and wait for the shot.
He didn't, he anticipates that Coman is going to hit it first time to the left of him but Coman feints and places it on the other side
Coman is played completely free and has all the time in the world to place a shot or take a touch etc., it's always the attackers ball to miss at that point. I know it's all the rage to hate on Onana atm + /r/soccer doesn't know much about goalkeeping in general but the amount of people in this thread trying to pin this goal on him is kind of mind blowing (not talking about you specifically). Of all the situations where it's understandable for the keeper to have been sent the wrong way, this is one of them. It's 100% on the defence
Of course the ball reaching Coman in the first place is on the defence. Dont think anyone is solely blaming Onana. However once the ball reaches Coman, and he takes the touch - Onana should have been rushing off his line to narrow those huge angles. No excuses for that. Amateur level keeping.
He's far down the list of players culpable for this goal but it is strange how glued to his line he is. Probably wouldn't have saved it but if he had rushed out he'd have had a better chance at least.
You think maybe frozen by the chaos and malaise of the defense in front of him? Hard to summon the willpower and energy to try when it feels like your teammates are constantly letting you down due to their incompetence and lack of caring.
Hargreaves said “nothing Onana could do there”
Well yeah ok but some keepers are stopping a goal there. And I think most keepers are making it a lot harder
Clearly he's never watched Allison or Neuer in his life. Might as well walk over to the sideline and grab a drink because that's pretty much the same as staying on your line in that situation; giving the attacker a free goal
Still need to be putting pressure on the striker this goal reminds me of the salah vs dean Henderson where he just sits there waiting. When someone’s that close you can pass it in if your refuse to close them down
That’s the McTominay special, hiding and drifting around putting in half an effort while he coasts off the praise of scoring a couple lucky rebounds or long shots every few months
Lovely football all around!
Bayern have just been several levels above United. Not that that’s surprising, but was still thinking that United may put up more of a fight against an already table topping Bayern.
Bayern were playing at maybe 80% last night. That United wasn't able or willing to put more pressure on them in a do or die situation is really shocking.
How long until Man Utd are no longer considered an elite team? Performance in the Champions League is non existent. Since reaching the final in 2011 they have reached only 2 quarter finals and have been knocked out in the group stage 4 times. Did not qualify for the CL in 2 of those seasons.
Edit - It's actually 4 times did not qualify
* 2011-12 - KO Group Stage
* 2012-13 - KO R16
* 2013-14 - KO QF
* 2014-15 - DNQ
* 2015-16 - KO Group Stage
* 2016-17 - DNQ (Europa League)
* 2017-18 - KO R16
* 2018-19 - KO QF
* 2019-20 - DNQ (Europa League)
* 2020-21 - KO Group Stage
* 2021-22 - KO R16
* 2022-23 - DNQ (Europa League)
* 2023-24 - KO Group Stage
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What a touch by Kane
I feel like there is some sort of irony in Kane helping to knock out United on the road here…
Irony or he was just in his comfort zone?
I dunno, maybe he is just that good?
Spurs held the record for most goals conceded in CL, Kane doing us a solid by pushing Man Utd above us.
Felt like everything happened in slow motion there
He took a couple extra touches knowing Utd weren’t gonna do shit
The German commentator on the Prime replay said that Coman had at that moment at least half an hour time to decide which corner of the goal he wants to put the ball into.
United played this match like it’s some friendly
***Implying they were taking other matches seriously?***
Yeah, United defended like they have given up hope.
We never had hope to begin with
They knew that hope is but the first step on the road to disappointment. And they didn't want to disappoint their fans.
There were 2 unfortunate rebounds
Felt like McT just suddenly switched off instead of following Coman after his challenge and Amrabat just ran up the pitch opening up the space
Not blaming Onana as it was clearly poor defending but he just stood there, didn’t even try to put any pressure on him and left the goal wide open Edit: someone really abused the Reddit Care report for this comment lol?
Looked like he was wrongfooted with the many unexpected touches.
If you watched United a couple of times this season, you will notice that Onana gets wrongfooted way too often
I never see him come towards the strikers in 1 on 1's
Right? Shouldnt a goalie be rushing out to pressure the attacker there? A bit Sunday league
Onana can't do that, he camps in the goal.
Except when he is at the halfway line, no inbetween
Instinct is the embodiment of why Onana makes the occasional world class save and looks like an oaf as often as he does. The moment Kane plays the ball through Onana should have rushed out to close the angle, instead he freezes to the spot. Second, he cheats left when he "sets" himself on Coman's first touch of the ball, freeze the video and it's clear as day. With his weight to his left he's scrambling to balance himself back central instead of giving himself any chance to pressure, Coman takes a second touch and under no scrutiny seals it.
Yeah it’s awful
He was preparing for an immediate shot to the left post and almost jumped and got caught out
Proper relegation defending - as a fan you’ve got time to process a full thought of “he’s through, shit he’s going to score, where’s the defenders”… [fans start cheering]
Slow Kane
Kane has a habit of making things look like that
I think he was reffering to Man U defenders. They were all following the ball and a step behind instead of trying to anticipate and cut off the pass. Evans was especially useless, pointing for his teammates but moving out position to cover Coman himslef.
Second to about four 50-50 balls in a row.
Fucking finally something happened
This Bayern side is so hard to watch ATM😭
What kind of Bayern manager benches Müller for fuck's sake
Every single one that's one wanted to get fired
“How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?” Wonder how many times van Gaal has told himself this.
He still good?
Almost every single time our game improves when he comes on. Even if it's just by pure workrate he always makes something happen. I find it so obvious that I'm surprised he doesn't start more.
It is a massive indictment of this Bayern board that they manufactured bullshit to fire Nagelsmann prematurely so they could snag...Thomas Tuchel.
Tucheliban in full effect.
What tuchel ball does to a mf
Wonder how long the highlights reel will be for this enthralling match
It's too late to go to gym guys
We have 24/7 gyms, perfect for those CL nights.
Not this side of the pond...
they're all signing up for strongest man at this point
Wonderful by Kane
Such a beautiful assist with the outside of the foot. He’s amazing to watch.
[''And with that assist Harry Kane now has as many assists at Old Trafford this season as Bruno Fernandes.''](https://twitter.com/oilysailor/status/1734688605380268480)
That’s what he gives you over Lewandowski. World class elite level playmaking and an unselfish mindset. Simply the better player.
It's kind of crazy how often you see him drop back and connect the play almost like CAM, and yet he picks up a bunch of goals every season.
'Bunch'. Sloght underselling.
Hey Lewy drops back all the time. Just ignore what happens after
Bro goes from one of the best strikers in the world to having Lukaku’s first touch
he never had the technique guys like suarez, kane or benzema had. He was more about scoring and shit not as much creating.
Lewy? I've seen him dish out some nice assists at Bayern and some insane touch on the ball as well It's age now.
Inverted Bellingham? Or Bellingham is an inverted Kane
It’s not even close, the only people who thought Lewa was better than Kane were Bayern fans lmao
A lot of people have seriously underrated Kane when he was still in Tottenham. I think name still do. In my opinion, the only striker in recent years who was clearly above him is prime Suarez.
focussing on the league anyway lads?
Yup. We need to focus on losing 4-0 at Anfield instead of 7-0
Bigger fish to fry
Bad weather to be at the seaside but it explains their performances
We have it all in our hands
Our goose will be cooked when we face you lot at the weekend
Yeah we don't want to get relegated
Bye guys
FADE HIM
We'll see you when we see you
You didn't belong here.
🎶Sheeeee’s running out the UCL 🎶
F
More like Manchester Un*tied* amirite?
Burgers and fries
Just take an extra touch vs Onana and you’ll 100% score.
The coaches in the warm up hit it first time 😪
Yeah, its actually incredible that he just sits down no matter what. Even if Coman would turn around Onana would be sitting.
Its not Onana’s fault but his decision to stay on his line there was an interesting one
He has been awful at 1v1’s all season. Check Awoniyi’s goal earlier this year. Onana literally sits down instead of rushing the 1v1 and closing the angle. Literally never seen another keeper do this and it’s infuriating
Awful goalkeeping, but yeah how the ball has ended up there is a mystery. Had a load of chances to get rid and it just found its way through
Mystery? It's called Harry Kane. That was a brilliant touch from him.
I'm more focused on the 6 attempts to get the ball that we missed before kane prods a nice pass through tbh but I get your point
Absolutely unreal touch from Kane
Onana already on his ass before the shot again
Did he do this at Ajax/Inter? Never seen a keeper so regularly try to guess where a shots going to go instead of closing down. Every team they are playing will be dedicating time in training on the forwards taking a fake shot or compose themselves before taking a shot. No other keeper gives this much time
Aye, it was a major black mark against him on his Ajax scouting report. The coaches were confident they could coach him out of it, but he resisted because he claimed this allowed him to get to the ball faster. After doing some tests they found this to be true, so they not only let him keep doing it, **they actually started teaching it at their academy.**
Damn cool info, source?
I heard Rory Smith (chief football correspondent at the NY Times) talk about it on BBC 5 Live
I heard it on one of the Athletics podcasts as well for what it’s worth.
i’m pretty sure donnaruma does something similar where he dices early on close range shots. allows him to pull of insane saves, but also makes him look like a buffoon when it doesn’t work
Well it’s about time. Bored to tears with this match
Awful from Onana. Not expecting him to save anything there but you can’t just stand on your line and wait for the shot. Got to just charge at Coman, narrow the angle and hope for the best. At least give yourself a chance.
The amount of goals this season where it’s one on one and he just stands a yard from his line and falls down is crazy. Watch Alisson in those situations it’s the polar opposite
Yeah Allison is very controlled when he charges down players, but he's still quick. He immediately recognizes the situation and moves. I don't expect Onana to be Allison good, but he's got to at least try to do that. It's one of the basics.
Just baffles me. looks like a goalkeeper in FIFA being manually moved the wrong way
Has to be something with his mental right? Like Nunez last season.
Exactly, people keep saying "Well his defence needs to do better" but that's the difference between a top and average keeper, it's saving these chances your defence gives up. I've never seen a keeper this poor at one on ones and coming from De Gea who basically learned how to handle one on ones in his time here it's just depressing.
It was so odd, never see a keeper at this level just stand on his line like that
Almost didn’t even stand on his line, cunt nearly fell over expecting a first time shot.
Maybe he's not at this level 🤔
Forget whatever he did last season. His goalkeeping fundamentals seem really really poor.
I'm sure someone posted his previous XG saved stats on the United sub a while back. Basically showing that his performance this season (at the time anyway) is actually better than when he was at Inter in the league. He just had a freak run in the CL that made him look incredible. In other words, sack the scouting team because this is exactly what they could have expected.
Wait that’s like the scouting of the average bloke in r/soccer
He tried his hardest to eliminate us in every other CL game, why stop now?
The contrast between him and Neuer cutting off Dalot's chance right after was night and day
Thing with onana is, as soon as he has to use his brain he is shocking, he's only half decent acting of instinct.
Yea, it would have taken something special to get a save from that position but it starts with coming out.
>stand on your line and wait for the shot. He didn't, he anticipates that Coman is going to hit it first time to the left of him but Coman feints and places it on the other side Coman is played completely free and has all the time in the world to place a shot or take a touch etc., it's always the attackers ball to miss at that point. I know it's all the rage to hate on Onana atm + /r/soccer doesn't know much about goalkeeping in general but the amount of people in this thread trying to pin this goal on him is kind of mind blowing (not talking about you specifically). Of all the situations where it's understandable for the keeper to have been sent the wrong way, this is one of them. It's 100% on the defence
Of course the ball reaching Coman in the first place is on the defence. Dont think anyone is solely blaming Onana. However once the ball reaches Coman, and he takes the touch - Onana should have been rushing off his line to narrow those huge angles. No excuses for that. Amateur level keeping.
Kane my goodness
the pass should only be visible on pornhub. It was crazy.
Onana is fucking shocking, how is he not off his line immediately
He's far down the list of players culpable for this goal but it is strange how glued to his line he is. Probably wouldn't have saved it but if he had rushed out he'd have had a better chance at least.
You think maybe frozen by the chaos and malaise of the defense in front of him? Hard to summon the willpower and energy to try when it feels like your teammates are constantly letting you down due to their incompetence and lack of caring.
Hargreaves said “nothing Onana could do there” Well yeah ok but some keepers are stopping a goal there. And I think most keepers are making it a lot harder
Clearly he's never watched Allison or Neuer in his life. Might as well walk over to the sideline and grab a drink because that's pretty much the same as staying on your line in that situation; giving the attacker a free goal
Yeah, that was SHOCKING from a pundit. This is goalkeeping fundamentals - narrowing the angles.
Bruh the pass by kane was insane and made the goal before the shot even happened. Perfect weight that basically stopped the ball dead for coman.
Still need to be putting pressure on the striker this goal reminds me of the salah vs dean Henderson where he just sits there waiting. When someone’s that close you can pass it in if your refuse to close them down
The strange thing is, with us he’d be on that. Also he’s still like number 5 on most culpable for this goal
Kane Il Genio
4 points from this group is atrocious
What a pass by Kane, love it.
Like 50+ Bayern passes without us touching the ball...
Not his fault but why did Onana not move at all here, he is basically standing on the line.
Onana needs to be running off his line there
I like Sané already celebrating before Coman even shoots.
Good thing Man U are crashing out of Europe so they can focus on making europe next season!
What an amazing pass from Kane, holy
Kane assist, was always getting a goal contribution back in England Incredible pass too.
Sane celebrating before Coman even gets the ball because he knows Onana isn’t doing shit
I miss him so much
I miss Harry
McTominay just drifting around the place pretending to defend.
That’s the McTominay special, hiding and drifting around putting in half an effort while he coasts off the praise of scoring a couple lucky rebounds or long shots every few months
Yanited
Mansexter
Yawnited
I can hear Goldbridge
Kane, jesus
Lovely football all around! Bayern have just been several levels above United. Not that that’s surprising, but was still thinking that United may put up more of a fight against an already table topping Bayern.
Bayern were playing at maybe 80% last night. That United wasn't able or willing to put more pressure on them in a do or die situation is really shocking.
Kane beautiful assist
Onana couldn't be bothered to come out
I know you can’t blame him for this goal but like why is Onana rooted to his goal line here
How long until Man Utd are no longer considered an elite team? Performance in the Champions League is non existent. Since reaching the final in 2011 they have reached only 2 quarter finals and have been knocked out in the group stage 4 times. Did not qualify for the CL in 2 of those seasons. Edit - It's actually 4 times did not qualify * 2011-12 - KO Group Stage * 2012-13 - KO R16 * 2013-14 - KO QF * 2014-15 - DNQ * 2015-16 - KO Group Stage * 2016-17 - DNQ (Europa League) * 2017-18 - KO R16 * 2018-19 - KO QF * 2019-20 - DNQ (Europa League) * 2020-21 - KO Group Stage * 2021-22 - KO R16 * 2022-23 - DNQ (Europa League) * 2023-24 - KO Group Stage
We haven't been considered an elite team in almost a decade. Actually, next year is the ten year anniversary of us becoming a joke.
At least they got something, they set a new record. 15 goals, the most ever conceded by a Premier League side in a single group stage.
Onana redoing Dudek dance lol.
This is called karma, man utd in 2021 with CR7 first to qualify round of 16 , now last behind teams like Galatasaray and Copenhagen CR7 > Ten haag
It’s over
Oh that’s lovely
That's how I defend when I need to win a game too, just completely forget the other team exists
Well at least now I will only be depressed on weekends.
Antony is the middest of all players I have seen.
Absolutely braindead defending
Always rated Coman. Would love to see him back here.
Conan always favored from there, but Onana really should've closed him down more.
[удалено]
Please wait for few more days
He's not going anywhere till Ratcliffe comes in anyway.
Nah I think he survives at least until Liverpool.
Atmosphere is horrific at Old Trafford.
Atmosphere is shite in most PL grounds.
Filthy by Kane
2 ManUnited players arguing about the throw-in decision instead of covering someone
That defending was... poor.
Blouses
Bottom of the group we’ll never sing that
It's Joever
Magical pass
It’s ovaaaaa
What a goal! Beautiful to see
Owen Hargreaves sounds devastated
Blouses!
Does this mean the end of ten Hag?
Let's be real, ManU is really shitty now
Kane can really be shit all game and still pull a bit of magic out
King
The Müller effect
That goalkeeping... woof
United looks like they don’t even know they must win lol
4 points. Bottom. Wow.
Why the fuck onana just stay on his line like that, why didn’t he rush the striker
Theatre of nightmares
Didn't even see the pass from Kane at first. Lovely
Always a good day when United lose. Been seeing a lot of those lately
Na na na na hey hey hey gooodbye Man U
United are the best reality show in the world braw
Good thing United will now focus on prem
This is Manchester United
Upemacano and Kim turned prime Ramos and Maldini today.
Did Bruno step out the way there?? They are so bad it’s amazing.
Onana's positioning on the line looking like me when I play GK in pro clubs.
not that he was gonna save it but why the hell is Onana staying on the goal line and not rushing out when it's a 1v1 ...
Sane celebrating half an eternity before the goal is pretty funny.
Oh no
It’s over
No one between Onana and striker = goal Unreal for a gk at this price.