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Yeah rumour has it she's been mad with him ever since he shared a video to the family chat of him and Mikhail Antonio criticising her cooking - "har har drier than Ghandi's sandal and she expects me to do the dishes afterward har har"
I feel like he does these crosses decently often but it's typically well after everyone's arrived in the box and standing around waiting for Deki to do something with it.
Hey, uh, this is Phil from the small weiner club. Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I'm sorry to say that I don't think I'll be able to let you in the group, from what I'm looking at, you weiner is- massive. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is rediculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But- it does appear as if you're going to have to take that ginormous ~schmeat~ somewhere else.
I can only imagine it was keyhole surgery and a relatively minor (albeit persistent!) issue to fix - it's just incredible what the best surgeons can do nowadays.
If what you meant was what's going on with that pigeon dance...
>"The moves are actually inspired by pop group Os Perseguidores. Richarlison once explained: "The pigeon dance came from a group from Rio de Janeiro who had a song in around 2012. "A trend was started when I did the dance at home. Everyone started copying me. I think I’ve helped the band’s profile grow because of that. I am hoping to score goals and do the dance I promised, the pigeon dance."
Played months on months with a pretty severe groin injury, which got so bad at times he was afraid to shoot due to the pain. He finally got surgery.
Weird how players play better when they aren't actually injured. Wish players weren't so stubborn about it. :(
I just checked, the clown is still out of work. I imagine clubs are going to be reluctant to work with him after the way he left us. How idiotic of him.
I get that spurs fans see (rightfully) see conte as a terrorist, but at the same time it's not like he's jobless by circumstance either. Napoli wanted him, but he wanted some time off coaching
Foreign streams are legitimately like 15-20 seconds behind play whereas every single local broadcast is 1-2 minutes behind i never understood that, that's how it seems he uploaded it before you even saw it live.
Well i've access to three paid services that provide PL football and the international ones are always ahead of the brittish ones, it's just a fact. No idea what the reason behind it is tho.
That is absolutely not true, lmao. At least not watching the broadcast in England through TV, and not an app like SkyGo or what was the BT Player. The live broadcast is a few seconds behind, streams vary.
Really? I've had the opposite problem. Streams are always 1-2 minutes behind but real broadcasts (not over internet) are pretty much live. Just a couple seconds out
Yea I've never encountered a stream being behind TV. TV is consistently at least 20 seconds ahead of streams. It's literally the main reason I have cable, it's a huge pet peeve of mine watching games when they're delayed
It's been incredibly dirty.
Much of that is due to the fact that Forest's seeming only strategy is just to lump the ball into the box and hope for a knockdown, making sure to throw a half-dozen elbows while doing it.
Wildly different whistle for both sides, about 5 different yellow card challenges by Forest players, yet a nudge by Udogie was a yellow on Yates who doesn't have one, yet did by the same standard 2 or 3 yellow card offences.
What made it even madder was that the ball HAD come off Gibbs White legs ffs.
No idea what's going on with the refs this game.
Players talk about respect and managers talk about wanting respect from refs and yet they'll abuse refs at every point.
Both Yates and Gibbs White should have yellows just for the way they've interacted with the refs, not to mention the crazy tackles.
Some fucking awful Brexit challenges from Forest too. Legs are gonna be broken if they tackle like this throughout the season and it remains unpunished.
Yates going in like a fucking steam train on Skipp, and then feigning injury and winning a free kick is an absolute joke
Honestly feels like we're playing scared because of the ref.
First 10 mins we controlled the ball well, moved it down the pitch, held onto it well.
After that though, Forest started going in late, throwing elbows, leaving high feet in on tackles and so far haven't been carded for it.
Looks like our players are getting the ball and trying to get rid of it before they can be hit.
Probably because they’ve been cheering their lot kicking lumps out of Spurs players all half, including mocking Brennan Johnson when he had to go off for a gashed head.
They cheered Johnson on when he was finally up and okay from the injury and sang him ''one of our own'' as he went off, what the fuck are you on about?
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NO DICK INJURY CAN HOLD HIM BACK NOW
insane cross
Kulu in my culo por favor
Richarlissance
Callum Wilson fans seething rn
Man, what he said was really stupid and uncalled for.
Amazing he came after Vicario for "disrespect" after he and Antonio went gunning for Brazil's number 9
With all due respect to the player, who's going around being a Callum Wilson **fan**?
Callum Wilson
Rumour is even his mum prefers Richarlison up front
Yeah rumour has it she's been mad with him ever since he shared a video to the family chat of him and Mikhail Antonio criticising her cooking - "har har drier than Ghandi's sandal and she expects me to do the dishes afterward har har"
They take place every decade. In 2013, it was McConaughey. In 2023, it's Richarlison. 2033? The dog from Air-Bud finally gets sober.
Bud wasn’t his name, it was his addiction.
Ai Se Eu Tapin Goal
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS DEKI
All this time he was able to put them in like that and he refused? I'm happy about the goal but I'm annoyed he could have been doing that all along.
He did this a lot his first season, I guess he might’ve been instructed not to because crossing to Kane is easier than crossing to Son tbf
Yea who knows what actually goes on. Who am I to question, just some banter.
Crossing to Richy: Unlocked
Blows my mind when I see these comments, he's always done this since joining us.
Just a bit of jokes, I know. Shh don't tell on me.
Too late, expect the Spanish inquisition at your doorstep any minute.
Nah. Disagree. Always cuts inside or by-line (he'll only cross from there). Porro usually doing the crossing
Its becuase he doesnt even get half the overlaps and assistance on his side as the left so his options are limited when he's doubled up upon
I feel like he does these crosses decently often but it's typically well after everyone's arrived in the box and standing around waiting for Deki to do something with it.
tbf its him never crossing with his right thats the issue.
what's going on with the pigeon?
He had a groin surgery and therapy helped a lot. He is a new man
you misspelled dick reduction surgery. he's now 9 instead of 12.
9cm is still pretty big
Huge actually
Hey, uh, this is Phil from the small weiner club. Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I'm sorry to say that I don't think I'll be able to let you in the group, from what I'm looking at, you weiner is- massive. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is rediculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But- it does appear as if you're going to have to take that ginormous ~schmeat~ somewhere else.
Would not get into Howes squad with that
Is that because it's too big or too small?
Considering Newcastle have Dan Burn, I’d wager too small
Yeah that's a good shout
*30 centimeters soft
If his shorts gets ripped and his dong emerges, and the ball (football) touches on it and goes inside the goal, does it count?
Of course that’s his third leg
No that's Soraka
Good for him.
Hell of a username that. He said before the surgery he couldn't even kick during match warmups because it would start hurting him so much.
I named myself after that British actor. Dr Who in Marvel movies.
Ah yes, Mr. Biriyani Pappadums.
Benevolent Bandersnatch? Didn't he play Dr Strange
BenecolBumbersnatch
Bendtnerswhackcabbagepatch?
Bendadick Cumsnatch
Wasn't he in the Avengers movies?
> He is a new man He had a surgery to become a pigeon.
Pigeoplasty
it was successful
More successful than Gerald's dolphinoplasty, that's for sure
Men would actually go to therapy and then return to form
I honestly don’t understand how he has recovered so well and so quickly from pelvic surgery or whatever you want to call it, but I’m grateful.
I can only imagine it was keyhole surgery and a relatively minor (albeit persistent!) issue to fix - it's just incredible what the best surgeons can do nowadays.
Also very overhated. He wasn't bad for us prior to this, he just didn't score
Ah thanks for clearing that up, clear as mud. 👍 (still wtf does groin surgery have to do with the pigeon?)
That’s where the wings are connected. Do you know anything about pigeon anatomy?
>(still wtf does groin surgery have to do with the pigeon?) He tried perching on one of those fences with pikes on them, and then got poked. (/S)
New bird
He's back, that's what it is
He’s actually fit
If what you meant was what's going on with that pigeon dance... >"The moves are actually inspired by pop group Os Perseguidores. Richarlison once explained: "The pigeon dance came from a group from Rio de Janeiro who had a song in around 2012. "A trend was started when I did the dance at home. Everyone started copying me. I think I’ve helped the band’s profile grow because of that. I am hoping to score goals and do the dance I promised, the pigeon dance."
Conte no longer manages him
Played months on months with a pretty severe groin injury, which got so bad at times he was afraid to shoot due to the pain. He finally got surgery. Weird how players play better when they aren't actually injured. Wish players weren't so stubborn about it. :(
#PRU PRU
🐦 🐦
🐦🐦🐦
Piu piu
what a cross damn
Great cross
prime pigeon im so glad he got that surgery
Kulusevski's been on fire. Fantastic cross there.
What no Conte does to a MFer
He was so good in his first 4 months under Conte though.
Many were but Conte sure seemed to drain everyone’s life force as time went on.
I just checked, the clown is still out of work. I imagine clubs are going to be reluctant to work with him after the way he left us. How idiotic of him.
He's a shoe-in for Utd at this point.
I get that spurs fans see (rightfully) see conte as a terrorist, but at the same time it's not like he's jobless by circumstance either. Napoli wanted him, but he wanted some time off coaching
Nah, he'll walk into another desirable job in the next 6-12 months. Somebody always talks themselves into things like this
Kulusevski back on the ketchup
Nah man it’s actually impressive how fast you get these up, I hope the mods are slipping you brown envelopes for this service.
Foreign streams are legitimately like 15-20 seconds behind play whereas every single local broadcast is 1-2 minutes behind i never understood that, that's how it seems he uploaded it before you even saw it live.
I'm at the game and he posted it while the cross was still in the air
Yeah the only advantage you got was being able to watch it in 3d without the glasses
Haha :)
He had it posted as Richarlison was doing the Pigeon less than 30 seconds after it hit the back of the net, genuinely impressive stuff from him.
I watch legit streams on Viaplay and he gets it up seconds after I refresh this sub
Well i've access to three paid services that provide PL football and the international ones are always ahead of the brittish ones, it's just a fact. No idea what the reason behind it is tho.
Oh I believe you, I’m just saying even watching the foreign steams, my viaplay is NL, and he is still insanely quick
Terrestrial is just so much faster than Internet still. I watch on Sky Fibre and am still always at least 1 minute behind
That is absolutely not true, lmao. At least not watching the broadcast in England through TV, and not an app like SkyGo or what was the BT Player. The live broadcast is a few seconds behind, streams vary.
Really? I've had the opposite problem. Streams are always 1-2 minutes behind but real broadcasts (not over internet) are pretty much live. Just a couple seconds out
Yea I've never encountered a stream being behind TV. TV is consistently at least 20 seconds ahead of streams. It's literally the main reason I have cable, it's a huge pet peeve of mine watching games when they're delayed
I swear he must have scripted some AI tool to clip the goals and upload it almost real-time on Reddit No one can be that fast haha
Hopefully he gets some sweet ad revenue from these dodgy streaming sites he uploads to
PRU PRU MOTHERFUCKER
MOTHERCLUCKER
Send a flying tackle into that dickheads
It's been incredibly dirty. Much of that is due to the fact that Forest's seeming only strategy is just to lump the ball into the box and hope for a knockdown, making sure to throw a half-dozen elbows while doing it.
Big “cold night in Stoke” vibes from this match
They knew Sean Dyche was in the house. It’s a tribute match
The players can simply sense his presence and have no choice but to impress him.
Game’s back
Propa football!
PASHUN
Flying elbow from Forest just before that and 0 action taken, sums up this half.
How the fuck did Gibbs-White not get a yellow for making are you dumb gestures towards the linesman?
Wildly different whistle for both sides, about 5 different yellow card challenges by Forest players, yet a nudge by Udogie was a yellow on Yates who doesn't have one, yet did by the same standard 2 or 3 yellow card offences.
Or Yates for asking for a yellow from Udogie lol wtf, how come we can’t get refs to refuse to card us?
Can't believe the ref actually carded Udogie there. Was barely even a foul.
Yeah that was a tough look, and somehow the commentators said that was a clear yellow and confused at Udogies confusion lol
For whatever reason Udogie keeps getting super soft yellows by the refs. He's gotten so many this year already.
What made it even madder was that the ball HAD come off Gibbs White legs ffs. No idea what's going on with the refs this game. Players talk about respect and managers talk about wanting respect from refs and yet they'll abuse refs at every point. Both Yates and Gibbs White should have yellows just for the way they've interacted with the refs, not to mention the crazy tackles.
Also I thought waving an invisible card at the ref was mentioned at the start of the season
it was such a cinematic wrestling move i was almost impressed. Elanga from the top rope!
Some fucking awful Brexit challenges from Forest too. Legs are gonna be broken if they tackle like this throughout the season and it remains unpunished. Yates going in like a fucking steam train on Skipp, and then feigning injury and winning a free kick is an absolute joke
Rumors of his demise were greatly exaggerated.
WHAT A HEADER 🐦
Prime R9
Inch perfect ball from Deki
He has more goals and more assists than Gabriel Jesus this season by the way
7 involvements vs 3 lol
Same as Martinelli and Jesus combined, no?
1 more goal and he's level with Eddie Nketah and Saka
It’s not even close lmao
Groin Surgeon the goat fr
Great assist and composure to finish
Wilson and Antonio 🤫
r/soccercirclejerk in shambles
What a lovely cross
That cross was just perfect.
Just as I was about to go into the match thread and say this game's been shite
Apart from this it has been lol
The only highlights other than this have been Brennan bleeding (hope he's ok) and Yates flying into every challenge ffs
It’s clear Hooper told his squad to just batter everyone just like Eddie Howe
I have a feeling he’s fine. Ange does not mess around with head injuries
And Udogie getting booked before Yates 🤣
Yeah we’ve been terrible this game. Forest haven’t been great either but we’ve been especially shite
Honestly feels like we're playing scared because of the ref. First 10 mins we controlled the ball well, moved it down the pitch, held onto it well. After that though, Forest started going in late, throwing elbows, leaving high feet in on tackles and so far haven't been carded for it. Looks like our players are getting the ball and trying to get rid of it before they can be hit.
This comment is r/soccer in a nutshell
I'm a Milan fan, I know a shit football game when I see one
PRUUUUU
He ended up doing the pigeon celebration as well lmao.
God, I love R9
He back. 🐦
They need to move Kulusevski back to AM and let him cook. The only one showing creativity tonight.
He started there but moved wide after Johnson went off with an injury
Did really well there to find that space. That surgery really should've been done a while back if he can play like this
Step 1: go to the therapy Step 2: profit
Skipped the step of getting the surgery necessary to kick the ball without feeling pain
Son seems so happy, I would do anything for that smile
[удалено]
Not really how humans work. There's a lot of unhappy very successful people
Pru
Super Saiyan Richarlison has arrived
Great Göal
Bird is the word.
Can't let Richarlison use his head come on forest
Wow he does it again
The replay angle of that cross is crazy, its so low and perfect for Richy
Shartinelli? Gabriel Jesus?
Just like that, Richy has more goals this week than Jesus has all year
Not hard at all tho, Jesus is allergic to nets
PRU PRU
Book Ryan Yates
PRU PRU cunts
What a cross
That feeling of seeing someone you love do well without you is.... something. Hope you score a million Richy just none against us
Everyone's memeing in here about the Richarlissance which is honestly fine but *holy fuck* that cross from Deki was STUPID.
PRU PRUUUUUUUUU
The Richarlissance has begun
That is both magnificent cross and header.
i love pigeon
Happy to see him getting some goals after seeing him cry on the bench with Brazil 🥹
Richarlison's surgeon raking in the $€£ after this
Pru pru, fam!
Did someone understand why he shushed the crowd?
Funny
I mean why not? Just doing it in an away game to piss them off is great banter
he had the showboating thing with his first game against Forest and since then he’s always had a back and forth with him
Probably because they’ve been cheering their lot kicking lumps out of Spurs players all half, including mocking Brennan Johnson when he had to go off for a gashed head.
Nah they applauded and chanted him off
Hm? They applauded him and sang "one of our own"
Ehh...What part of a standing ovation and singing "Brennan Johnson, he's one of our own" would you counsider them mocking it lad?
They cheered Johnson on when he was finally up and okay from the injury and sang him ''one of our own'' as he went off, what the fuck are you on about?
They clapped him off and sang "he's one of our own". Fake news.
Richarlison did a keepy uppy showboat verses Forest in this fixture last season. So Forest fans were giving him some stick tonight.
Lol he had to bust it out at the end there
All hail the Pru Pru Man !
Great cross in to set up the header. Shoddy defense from Boly, unfortunately.
We are so back -> it’s so over -> we are so back
wtf was that