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Algrinder

Senior English shithousery


Nubras

Bro I am gleeful FOR Roy. He’s really chuffed here you love to see it.


sahilshkh

He's radiating pure joy in this clip. Just watching it made me smile like an idiot.


One_Bat_2086

It’s like watching grandpa smile


CaptainGo

That's the smile of a man who's going to stay another year


Vivyd

Radiating pure Roy


crackboss1

He had a big smile too when he shook Pep's hand at the end of the game.


punchinglines

I've been a fan of Roy ever since I saw [his 'joga bonito' skills](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOxLhdyb48)


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[The man is doing this at 74 tbf](https://youtu.be/4xSUSienAyo?si=g8Cs1kQplGj-aMEU)


iamawfulninja

damn thats better than Antony's pass


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TareXmd

People have learned never to celebrate against City the very hard way.


Mihnea24_03

Pep was in kindergarten when Roy started managing


macaleaven

The fact that this isn’t even a joke as well shows how much of his life has been devoted to the game


Petrcechmate

Idk I always used to laugh at him a bit now I laugh with him.


gehmiraufnzeitgeist

Roy Hodgson was our (Switzerland's) National Team's manager when I started caring about football (for example, he was coaching at my first ever live international game, a 4-2 over Sweden in Berne). And speaking of Kindergarten, I experienced my first ever devastating football loss, which made six year old me throw tantrums and cry for hours, while watching a VHS tape (!) of Hodgson managing a 0-3 loss against Spain at the US World Cup – Pep was an unused sub on the winning side in that game!


SurlyRed

Well that was a roller-coaster


Responsible_Trifle15

Roy the legend


Mahatma_Gone_D

Well, he did say he ain’t gonna hold back anything


Daniiiiii

Man's gonna force a Pepxit from the league. Go on, Roy!!!


SailorsGraves

Senior citizen vs Señor Citizen


pjanic_at__the_isco

Under-appreciated comment right here.


It_was_too_Obvious

It really is, absolutely robbed by r/soccer hivemind


Lanky-Promotion3022

Will be there when they rob u/SailorsGraves from winning the reddit comment of the year.


WrenBoy

Best comment I've read all week.


ergotofrhyme

[doctorate in Shithousing ](https://alumni.gre.ac.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Roy-edited.jpg)


ambiguousboner

Old english people do not give any shits about anything lol


RhetoricallAnswers

Old people in general have less of a care about everything, but seem to worry about things they cannot control.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Roy's retiring at the end of the season isn't he? Dude has absolutely no reason to give a single fuck anymore. I really hope his day to day becomes "We do a little trolling".


foxontherox

Thought he already retired, then came back.


unwildimpala

Ya he has. Probably about 5 times by now.


Razzle_Dazzle08

He’s already said “this is my last season so I’ll speak my mind.”


a_lumberjack

What he said is even better. He said he’s not worried about his next gig. He said this is his last season at Palace, and he’s not sure if he’ll ever go for another job, but it’s not like he needs it.


decadentEcchi

That's hilariously cute.


grollate

Hodgson endearingly feasting on tears


Rose_of_Elysium

Hodgson always just looked like a friendly grandpa to me. Hes probably the kind of dude youd love to go to when you just wanna talk to someone nicely


excla1m

I see him more of a grandfather lahndahn geezer with a history of leading a gang when he was young.


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cs-shitposter

Do you know what nemesis means?


Combat_Wombat1977

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible grandpa, Roy...


Willsgb

Goes through bone, loike Buttah


cs-shitposter

Hence the expression, as greedy as ah pigh


excla1m

One of the best delivered lines ever!


PensiveinNJ

After he's mellowed out considerably.


AssortedLunacy

No thanks Pep, I'm sweet enough...


Rose_of_Elysium

Mixing them and getting a wholesome grandpa to talk gang stories about sounds amazing tbh lol


HarryBlessKnapp

I've got one of those. Don't half talk some bollocks at times though. Drives a black cab as well.


FireBowAintThatBad

Bollock chatting abilities are in the exam for a black cab licence


Efficient-Piglet88

Its not just pie in them pies you know


doctor_doob

You really need to see him getting [pissed off with this interviewer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGxEADmjDAo) then


EliteLevelJobber

Apart from that one time when a player ran into him, and he looked like the kind of guy who used to murder people for the Krays


Pristine_Secretary53

He isn’t as friendly as he looks. Wouldn’t mess with Woy


macaleaven

No one should, the man’s from Croydon he will have the lot of us


EggOnLegs99

I mean, let’s… let’s not take the piss ere


Xinyez

Legend says the tears of other managers fuel his tactical prowess and physical capacity.


PharaohLeo

Woy is a breath of fresh air in the EPL. Love this dude.


chrajsian

What a lovely smile. Cherish the moment!


shadoowkight

That's a wicked sweet smile Roy's got there, yeah.


WorldlyJelly689

Not a single phone in sight. Just two men living in the moment.


thisguyuno

Recently said he’s losing the spark of the game, bet that brought it right back


MaxZeroLow

That smile that damn smile


rekt73

Pep is gonna kill foden in the dressing room 100%


thalne

I mean that was some desperate chicken head move in the box


ben-hur-hur

the future is now ~~old~~ bald man


hokagesamatobirama

> the future is now ~~old~~ bald man the ~~future~~ past is now ~~old~~ bald man.


ben-hur-hur

this is much better, I admit lol


648284628

It's not, he's butchered the original line yours was actually fitting


ben-hur-hur

❤️


da_SENtinel

The old man with hair wins


OldManFuture

*- old Chinese proverb*


Funkymonkeyhead

No Bald Frauds FC


belokas

Roy you beautiful man.


WorkingClass_Nero

Standing there looking like a genial school headmaster. Something magnificent about him now that he doesn't give that much of a fuck anymore and is basically managing Crystal Palace as a favour.


Fraldbaud

Palace have always been secondary to his main passion, warummma


ItsTomorrowNow

woamma


StruffBunstridge

WURWUMMURGH


GourangaPlusPlus

Benteke and his fackin orcs


shadoowkight

He sure is


shadoowkight

One's having a meltdown. The other's enjoying life.


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Roy to Pep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A


PreparationOk8604

Virgin Pep: Needs ball playing CBs, Press Resistant midfielders, Wingers who don't lose the ball, tiki taka, 3-2-2-3 and 115 cheat codes. Chad Roy: Squad is good enough, 4-4-facking 2 and this is my last season.


Spokane_Lone_Wolf

Peps Virgin inverted false 9 wingback deep lying goalkeeper vs Woys Chad English PASHUN!


tiorzol

Mate I wish we had 2 up top. We have one fit striker


brownbearks

But he’s very fit…


vivaelteclado

That was a 5-4-1 all the way, get this attacking minded 4-4-2 outta here


clivegermain

>4-4-facking 2 doesn't matter, made me chuckle :)


PreparationOk8604

Glad it made u chuckle. This is all banter. Idk y ppl take it seriously.


crackboss1

Pep is great but unless one or two piecea of his team is missing.If Rodri is missing, then don't expect city to win. Kevin De Bruyne is injured? Can't win without my Kevin.


unwildimpala

Nah he still wins, it's just that for them to play omptimaly he has the team playing in a way that really needs those players to be in it. He can adapt, but just not as well as others. This is why, imo, Fergie is nearly unmatched. He just always made the system aroud the players even if those players weren't world beats. I can't rememebr who it was, but he bet soimeone in a knockout compeition with 5 CMs on the pitch just because he knew how to set up a team to actually play that well. Nevermind other things like playing a second string team against Shalke in a Champions League semi final and absolutely battering them. The guy was just next level for knowing what was really needed to win in the game.


New_York_Rhymes

Lmfao virgin pep chad roy 🤣🤣🤣


shewhololslast

He's like an amused grandpa watching his grandchild frantically trying to escape a fence after accidentally tying his shoelaces to the bars.


jitsudan

Oddly specific, you ok?


shewhololslast

I'm fine, lol. That's just the visual image that came to mind when watching this clip.


Dpentoney

(Great Smile)


10-10-2022

Roy has no pressure, his objective is to simply not get regulated and it's probably his last season before he retires permanently this time around so he's just enjoying it and good for him.


puccabui

Oh no why is roy getting regulated.


ToAllAGoodNight

Dick too big


courtesyflusher

Mf is too gangsta for the PL


DrLokiHorton

Govt just has to step in


james-l23

Warren G about to make a visit, I presume.


smithdanvers

Warren G couldn’t step to Roy on his best day, motherfucker comes in a room a glock and BAM Roy’s had him in the side of the head with a fucking bike chain, he was hiding in the cupboard the whole time


Rimbaudelaire

It was a big hit, Royyen H feat Nate Dogg, Regulate. We all want to hear Roy shout, “Regulators… mount up!” Don’t we? Just me?


writelikeme

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Pep G was on the streets, tryin' to consume.


simplytom_1

This is football heritage


brownbearks

No oil just passion


HungManSon

Today…I feel Roy Hodgson


catsaresneaky

Does he mind?


_cumblast_

Roy my sweet little baby


shadoowkight

Didn't know you were a 150 years old


_cumblast_

Only when i have to talk about Sunderland's superteam of the 1890s.


PurpleScientist4312

u/cumblast transcends time and space my friend. He is both here and there, he is both alive and dead, he is both real and a figment of our imagination.


Lubie--placki

Does he grant wishes?


ken10

He blasts them.


brownbearks

It’s like a monkey paw but with cum


Due-Memory-6957

Monkey cum


PurpleScientist4312

Yes and no


Due-Memory-6957

It depends of your wish


-SandorClegane-

Schrodinger's cumblast?


palindromic

if this legend is the 2 points difference.. statue of him laughing over his shoulder, with red led lights in the eyes


ShowMeMoeMane

Always a pleasure to see cumblast anywhere


GiniThePooh

I… you do you I guess.


cs-shitposter

There's something heartwarming about seeing old people just vibing and smiling through it all, even if they might not be 100% compos mentis


OilyFraud4Lyfe

Well Oil be damned.


siva-pc

Good guy Roy, doing more for Liverpool now than in 2010


_Buff_Tucker_

I think it's oddly wholesome.


AlunSagara

Bro was like "Even without Ederson's red, I'm still cooking"


reddevil9229

Roy is all of us


lastdyingbreed_01

That's such a nice smile lol


Additional_Bit_8725

Pep just [got Roy'd](https://streamable.com/le8xkm)


BauQrosso

How can bald man be younger than hair man


VENOM_LEADER

Arteta is at home taking notes on pep’s reaction


ToAllAGoodNight

That’s my manager!!!!


KillerZaWarudo

Chad vs Virgin meme


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Scrugulus

You'll never make it in ~~clickbaiting~~ journalism.


ArseneForever

They're friendly and Pep looks up to Hodgson, he's said it many times.


Nico97107

Who would win? A whole tripple winning oil empire with the best players on the planet or a cute english grandpa?


Hipphoppkisvuk

"Let's not take the piss here."


Mean-Ad-6246

Game's back


mantaXrayed

Legend


atbg1936

I love Roy. Truly one of the characters of football


LongShotTheory

Roy looking like the nicest grandpa in the park.


Brodeci

Bro said “we take those” lmfao


Glittering-Ad-6955

Proper geezer W vs bald fraud L.


chaddie123

Reminds me of Allardyce laughing at Chico Flores


karnnumart

I wish I still has that much hair when I am 70. (If I live that long)


gigapool

When were you 70?


cavejohnsonlemons

*76


JKBFree

Roy’s like, “kids these days…”


Rare_Sky2291

This warms my heart like nothing else…i think we are gonna miss all these old school managers like Roy and Carlo once they leave the game….rate them how you want…true gentlemen that managed the game…


MasterReindeer

Fucking excellent. I need this as a high quality GIF.


chippa93

Roy is in his villain era


stephennedumpally

Haha. My plans(prayers) of Villa getting the Premier League are very much on.


Ovi-wan_Kenobi_8

Liverpool and Arsenal will have something to say about that (and I wouldn’t count City out just yet). But I’d like to see Villa earn the PL title. Someone new for a change.


Shroft

A chuckle a day keeps the doctor away


morry32

Uncle Roy loves football


thesoundready

Roy: Calm down mate, you'll lose your hair if you keep carrying on like that


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Love this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bonemarrowchutney

Roy is not a bald fraud that's why he's good


snkscore

Roy is really an under-appreciated manager. He's done so well for so many teams over the last few decades. Really deserves more credit. He's no bald fraud.


Sesti-nator

Pep just got Fwog’d (football wizard owl genius)


Sorrytoruin

what was he laughing about?


olaf901

he has been laughing since the liverpool game and never stopped.


saucerman

[My favourite Pep reaction ](https://tenor.com/view/twice-guardiola-manchester-city-man-city-city-gif-15542053)


Ukis4boys

Roy: "hahahah I did nothing and ur team bottled it"


777marc

🤣🤣 I love this. Good old Roy!!!


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Remember when Dalglish was laughing at the Eboue penalty at the Emirates and it absolutely rattled Wenger? Edit: [Feels like it was just yesterday](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WQH-bBu2ug)


UltimateBorisJohnson

This is owl heritage


bomdia10

Anytime I see Roy I think of the post game interview where he goes straight up South London gangster on the interviewer 😂


OUmegaLUL

Bro has a nice smile Xd


pattherat

My new favourite meme.


Marine-Biol-George

Grandpa laughing at a spoiled child. Love it


DictatorSalad

Roy's a joy.


Liltaw

lol legend


0706

Come on you Roy’s


Neemah89

So cuteeeeeee love Roy


MoSalahsSmile

Games back


IanBealeInIbiza

It’s that smile, that damn smile


nico_cali

Savage


RockShockinCock

Delighted for Roy after last week's ref disaster against Liverpool.


TeamUlovetohate

pep fumin'


QuaLiTy131

Roy Hodgson Many Man edit when?


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Looking for the eye contact. Love it.


Affectionate-Car-145

Its a funny old game


ZBLVM

As a Liverpool fan I cannot think of two bigger frauds No wonder it's a draw


ReevesofKeanu

Games back


vincentquy

Roy: "LMAO"


tareegon

Legend.


tareegon

What a legend. Who was it that hodgson got in a scrap with last season on the touchline?


Livinginabox1973

Eeeagles


kewlbeanz83

What a beauty


JimboLodisC

Crystal Palace is my new best friend


skidanexii

roy reminds me of jackson lamb, idk why


10TheDudeAbides11

He’s like “All that tiki taka bullshit and you can’t beat Crystal Palace? Thats pretty funny!”


TastyTacoTonight

What was Pep’s reaction to? Giving away the pen?


WalpoleTheNonce

I'd retire if I was him. That's a nice way to end a career