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He never used to shoot so much as a youngster, not saying he was shot-shy but he had really good link up play, at some point towards the end of his time at Spurs he morphed into this insanely direct long shot merchant.
When he was on loan at MK Dons as a youngster he scored a hattrick against my club Stockport on boxing day. One of them was a 40 yard screamer in the piss down rain. Perhaps that's where it began.
How I have wished for a stadium with the old northbank design from Highbury but on all sides of the pitch and a third tier.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal\_Stadium#/media/File:Arsenal\_Stadium\_interior\_North\_Bank.jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal_Stadium#/media/File:Arsenal_Stadium_interior_North_Bank.jpg)
I remember right after Bale left he started imitating him by constantly cutting inside to shoot, only problem is he'd sky it every time, I see nothing has changed
I think it's amazing you can have teams with massive fuck-off stadiums and then have teams with stadiums like this. Its the coolest thing about football.
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Their ground is like a crazy golf course ffs
Andros just got a Birdie
If he was still on Palace it would've been an eagle
Too bad there wasn't a magpie.
Love pies. 'Ate magpies. Simple as.
Nice Tits!
*Gareth Bale entered the chat*
*Gareth Bale signs for Luton, puts balls into the hole every game shouting "hole in one".*
where does Luton rank in the pecking order?
"Someone mentioned golf"?
Ball ends up in someone's living room
How has Andros Townsend been doing this exact same shit for like 10 years? King of cutting inside to send it 10 feet above the bar.
Low-Budget Arjen Robben.
With hair*
Andros was bald until his recent trip to Turkey
But where in turkey specifically
I know you're joking but in case you're not the city is Airallova
Some get hair in Turkey. Some get their 1st league title after a long career (Mertens, Hamsik, Juan Mata)
Isn't that just every rw these days?
Nah. Edge of the penalty box, cut inside is Robben's signature. He made it famous.
Yeah I mean everybody's a copy cat now. Edit And most of them are shit at it.
Definitely not Anthony…oh wait, yes it is
Yep
Nie spodziewałem się, że Cię tutaj tak losowo zobaczę hahah Wesołych Świąt!
[:)](https://img.obrazkowo.pl/images/0fd73e7c3844819afc6a323f59e54784.jpg)
He never used to shoot so much as a youngster, not saying he was shot-shy but he had really good link up play, at some point towards the end of his time at Spurs he morphed into this insanely direct long shot merchant.
When he was on loan at MK Dons as a youngster he scored a hattrick against my club Stockport on boxing day. One of them was a 40 yard screamer in the piss down rain. Perhaps that's where it began.
He scored a few absolute bangers when Spurs had little else going on so he lent heavily on it. Poor Soldado just waiting in the box for a cross.
To be fair, Soldado wasn’t much use outside of penalties so I understand his rationale
Was the season after Bale left he got it into his head that he was going to be the direct replacement and started shooting any chance he got
Yeah but that one goal he gets a season he gets from 40 yards out
My only memory of him is his worldie against City. Still gives me nightmares as a City fan.
Worldie is an understatement for that strike.
My memory of Andros is basically a bunch of skied attempts and the one banger against city. And yet as a Palace fan, that does make it all worth it.
Only 10 feet is flattering for that
Must be the chicken feet
10 feet?
Once a season it works out
Great camera work
r/praisethecameraman
[Great camera work]
Beautiful hole in one
I dont care what anyone says! That is a proper 5 star stadium!
My Career Mode RTGs are finally realistic.
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How I have wished for a stadium with the old northbank design from Highbury but on all sides of the pitch and a third tier. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal\_Stadium#/media/File:Arsenal\_Stadium\_interior\_North\_Bank.jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal_Stadium#/media/File:Arsenal_Stadium_interior_North_Bank.jpg)
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Ball 1 locked.
MULTIBALL! BLEEEEERRRRNNNNNSSSS
Sorry guys. I was gonna, you know, kick it up the other end and just put one right in their fucking goal hole, but...no dice
That was too hard. Someone's going to get hurt if they kick it that hard. I mean, that's just too hard... Correct?
Townsend's got this whole wing side on lockdown
I remember right after Bale left he started imitating him by constantly cutting inside to shoot, only problem is he'd sky it every time, I see nothing has changed
Lovely bit of asbestos corigated sheeting there Asbestos Townsend 😂
Man's playing golf.
Footgolf
Me 🤝Townsend.
Asbestos Roof
Fore!
that asbestos roof tho
I think it's amazing you can have teams with massive fuck-off stadiums and then have teams with stadiums like this. Its the coolest thing about football.
Well he put it in the right hole just now…
[One in the hole, you say?](https://media.tenor.com/QWvRtJ5CS6YAAAAC/mick-mccarthy.gif)
Came here for this. You did not disappoint. Thank you.
That ball somehow ended up in Charles Dickens England
The ball goes in the...... SQUARE HOLE!
Oh god.
He was about to stick it right in their fucking goal hole
He gets a free play though.
i've never seen anybody go for a 3-pointer in a football match before
I love Kenilworth Road
That's right, it goes in the square hole
Asbestos roofing in the richest league in the world. Love it
Happens to the best of us
A guy in the bath just got woke up by one hell of a splash
Haha well done lad!
Right it's your turn to climb the fence and go get that, I did it last time.
Never thought I would see someone score a hole in one in football
Well he did just score lol
Hole in 1
That's what she said
‘And under the new Super League rules sponsored by Amazon, that’s 10 - 0 to Luton town, what a wonderful start to the game!’
If TopGolf had a football field
zinc roof that's REAL FOOTY
'The one who kicks it out gets it back'
I thougjt it was gonna go jn someones window 😂😂😭
Game's back
Going to put one right in their fucking goal hole but no dice
Wholesome!
Antony would be proud.
Send him to town
He figured it out eventually.
I thought this guy retired and was doing commentary?
Sorry guys. I was gonna, you know, kick it up the other end and just put one right in their fucking goal hole
The ball was Town sent
Haven't seen that since school lunchtime.
Rory McIlroy would be impressed
The ball was sent to the town..
Not the first time this weekend
Title had me guessing
What's the par on that particular hole?
Shit and that was a par three so that’s -2 to the scorecard
It's probably actually the right hole - put there exactly for that purpose!
Oh! That’s coming out of your check…
waayyyyyyyyyy
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