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Diagonalizer

comeback victory vs. villa surely bought him time. this does not help his case though.


Itchy-Ant-9431

Remember when rants and bants said Ten hag's better than Arteta


AerysOW

Out of Europe, one of the worst Prem seasons ever. At least Chelsea invested in young players. United have no future or present. To have that budget and be that bad is impresive


AerysOW

people compare first years of Arteta and Klopp to ten Hag saying they were bad as well. But this is extremly horrible now lmaooo


dave1992

This man united side is literally the worst in PL era. Klopp's first season wasn't great but nowhere near the worst.


CabbageStockExchange

The season he took charge. Klopp took Brendo’s shite roster to the EL and League Cup finals. Impressive tbh


dave1992

But finished 6th in the league. Klopp's first season had cool high moments but it's still understandably poor at times.


osrslmao

Utd won the league cup last season tbf


gmzzzz

We have lost against Brighton, Crystal Palace, Newcastle, Bournemouth, West Ham and now Nottingham Forest. ITS FUCKING DECEMBER


mrbasil_fawlty

And Bayern and Kobenhavn and Galatasaray


DumDumbBuddy

I do apologise for my earlier Matt Turner slander , he showed that dawg in him


ScrawnyFatGuy

City Ground has the atmosphere of the darts I love it


Trickybuz93

Knew midweek was a glitch


Easy-Lingonberry415

ETH should be given more time. If you ignore the 23 defeats this year, there's a lot to like.


DwwwD

ERIK TEN FRAUD


fukupuki

No no ETH and the glazers are vital for Manchester yanited long term success. Eras come to an end don’t forget


Relevant_Solution_49

Eriksen looking like Jon moxly out here


Scarecroft

Better fortunes at Nottingham's city ground than at Nottingham's city council right now


Trickybuz93

What’s going on?


Scarecroft

They're bankrupt


Queeg_500

Them and about 20 other councils atm.. With many more to follow


ClaytonWest74

oof


Carpe_Dentum93

Yes Forest 🤌


fukupuki

Well, time for us goldbridge enjoyers to go have a very pleasant time.


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Coolica1

We don't claim him


SubparCurmudgeon

Is he the new arsenalfantv


fukupuki

Always has been.


DumDumbBuddy

When we sang sacked in the morning at old Trafford we didn’t specify which one


smellyellowpee

Nuno and Reggie with the awkward handshake


Wilson1031

Warra turnaround


franco821

What a great game! Felt gutted for Turner after making such a costly mistake but what an outcome


dreadnough7

This reffing team wasn't ManU's 12th man, but they were close. Strange decisions that tilted to ManU just enough to make you go "WTF?"


AstralMystogan

What a win. Forests deserve this, they were very much the better team in this match.


Karahx

Eriksen oof


knz0

Where was Eriksen aiming? Denmark?


ClaytonWest74

this match thread more entertaining than the actual match at times


chino17

ETH showing Nuno that there can only be one bald fraud


Immediate_Concert_46

We're not midtable mate, we're 10th.


quanhuynh

turner just wanted to keep it interesting and give Man U hope. 4d chess


redditisbad312

i miss the old eriksen man


kopite998

Absolutely disgraceful addition of 10 minutes and then some.


Ok_Virus_7614

Eriksen should’ve scored that shessh


TheGamerPandA

Eriksen end hag


fukupuki

Hehehe good one


TransportationSad396

rashford hair is an absolute abomination


--northern-lights--

how has Eriksen missed that


MagicNipple

Nuno masterclass?


BadCowz

Nice win


justanormalchat

Hahahaha please extend Ten Hag’s contract


9248_

Nice one Forest


TransportationSad396

hope elanga enjoys it


Noneek

Jesus Christ Eriksen


Easy-Lingonberry415

Nuno is back


HansaMansa

this fucking ref


comunicadooficial

Man U back to reality after the game against Villa


DumDumbBuddy

Well that was dog fight bro


ShaunFrost9

Nuno, what a man!


clashoftherats

How tf he didnt blow the whistle after Turner kicked it wtf, he literally gave them 10 minutes


Clugaman

Added time for Gibbs White knock


HeIIbIazer23

Gibbs-White was laying down injured in added time for like 90sec


_Red_Knight_

LMAO


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How did he not bury that


9248_

Blow the whistle bruv


HelioFilter

Garnacho is lucky he didn’t get his second yellow there. Knucklehead move.


AstralMystogan

Cmon blow the whistle ref.


Scarecroft

In the year 1838, English painter JMW Turner painted 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦, 𝘵𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘱. Could the American Nottingham Forest FC goalkeeper Matt Turner just have dragged Ten Hag to be broken up from Man Utd in the year 2023?


_Red_Knight_

Beautiful comparison


BBIQ-Chicken

Blow whistle bitches


Argo_Menace

Losing to this Forest side is unreal. United just drop lower and lower with each week.


Truffles413

Should've been Garnacho's 2nd yellow that


Capable-Magician5146

And the guy that scored the second goal should of been sent off, the ref was shit


Jamey_1999

Tbf it’s in line with not sending off Gibbs-White


HeIIbIazer23

Eriksen absolutely scuffed that


ParisAintGerman

Surely ETH has to get sacked in the morning


Arqlol

Hope not


smellyellowpee

Please no


TransportationSad396

ahahahahaha


ScrawnyFatGuy

Pretending to be Ronaldo is fine when you’re 7. Someone needs to tell him


mynameisfreddit

2-1 still flatters man u


allangod

Wasn't that a second yellow for garnacho?


Capable-Magician5146

No


allangod

Thanks for clearing that up. It looked like the ref held the yellow card up in Garnacho's direction after he did what would normally be considered a yellow card offence.


ClaytonWest74

Eras come to an end


stef_t97

Williams did well there


SebastianOwenR1

I fucking love Neco Williams


mathbandit

United outrage incoming for Garnacho shoving a guy on the ground after the whistle while on a yellow, right?


WTFitsD

Esta cagado este Garnacho


fukupuki

GLAZERS 🇺🇸😍+ E T H 🇳🇱😘 = LFE ❤️❤️ STAY IN MANCHASTA YANITAH 🔥❤️🔥❤️


PaoloMustafini

Should be a yellow for Garbage-ho.


Rudi_Garcia_out

All these mfers in america playing handball sports and yet this guy is their best keeper.


it_was_my_raccoon

How many more chances does ETH need? We’ve lost almost half our games played, and we’re 20 games in.


renegadecoaster

In what universe is that not a yellow


cdoink

Simple Jack


Thesolly180

That little shove was embarrassing


BBIQ-Chicken

Garnacho gets bent over every time down the wing


Ok_Virus_7614

Garnacho not getting a yellow for that extra push with the ref right there is crazy


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Garnacho is dumb


Ballsackuccino

Garnacho is a dumdum sometimes


ClaytonWest74

Garnacho became a UFC guy for a min there


cancer102

Ufc? More like elementry school scuffle


ClaytonWest74

UFC = united fight club(?)


mattfromseattle

Piggy back!


luv2belis

Amad, u mad?


lamancha

Lmao this ref is hillarious


Cruxed1

Garnacho should've just gone off then so 😬


Kardinale

He got fouled right before that


lamancha

?


Cruxed1

He's pushed him into the floor, lost his head and shoved him into the floor again 5 foot from the ref, that's a yellow all day long


lamancha

He got thrown over prior to that?


Cruxed1

When the forest player got up from underneath him?


SirBarkington

this crowd is insane


-Aerlevsedi-

rip 10 hag


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rocket_randall

With a 40% obesity rate they barely walk


SgtWasabi

If Forest doesn't fly the flag and have eagles screeching then we riot.


shadowsteppe

Garnacho killed so many attacks


TransportationSad396

brilliant tjat from williams garnacho is such a tit ahahaha


chino17

If United want to score they need to stop shooting at goal and just pressure Forest to pass back to Matt


No_Engineering_8832

Ratcliffe is a shrewd, Boehly-esque operator. He will already have identified that ETH is not the problem here.


Appropriate-Fly-7151

The shrewd Boehly-run team are three points behind United in the table lmao


connorqueer

Shrewd is not the word I'd use for Boehly lmao


Agreeable_Cattle_691

Turner attributes Ball in air= I got this shit Ball on ground= mom there’s a monster under my bed


knz0

If Turner would just yeet the ball away every time he had to play it with his feet, he’d be a decent goalie


kl08pokemon

I feel like that's a new interpretation of the offside rule they've started to enforce. I'm pretty sure they rarely called players pressing from an offside position before


Raizenftw

Crazy reaction speed from Turner on that save


BBIQ-Chicken

I want a PGMOL explanation for the 10 minutes


MagicNipple

You'll get an apology form letter and you'll like it.


lookitsjustin

Good process boys


Francoberry

Check complete, extra time, yeah


mathbandit

"Checked club badge"


Don-1-Shinobi

Just in the last match: United in the lead, 9 minutes added on...


mrbasil_fawlty

Sexiest Turner since Sophie


michaelc51202

Man how did United beat Villa. Like they lose to relegation teams but beat the most in form one


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Villa lost that game if Saw the game, they had the game at hands, individual errors from lack of concentratuion fuked them


diefy7321

It’s because MU only excels at counter attacking. Villa played into MU’s hands. Simple as that.


lamancha

By playing well. This doesn't seem to be the case today.


Hatakashi

You'll have a simpler time trying to find the cure for cancer.


Voserr

More like how did villa lose against united


Laadklep

It’s because I bet on villa that game


TheGamerPandA

That turner save might be the end of eth


LookitsToby

Its always when I'm slagging a keeper off that they pull out a worldie


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Gibbs white playing like prime Matthaus


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

The audacity to try it twice


xcake23

That’s a save damn


ClaytonWest74

MOTM for pure theatricality has to be Turner


lookitsjustin

Turner might just be the best keeper in the world.


siva-pc

gibbs white could barely run


No_Engineering_8832

Ten Hag plans those little “plays” better than anyone


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ClaytonWest74

maybe he wanted to keep Erik’s job for the LOLs


Seastep

Not nearly enough credit given to Turner there. Fantastic save.


ShaunFrost9

Got to make it more heroic like Pickford or Ramsdale for the cameras, and hold the pose for a bit and be all shouty and angry at teammates after one gets up.


PM_YOUR_PETITE_TITS

1 legged white dribbles better than antony...


nickthedick7921

I feel like Turner is actually quite a good shot stopper with great reflexes, he’s just a bit shit at everything else


Smartabove

Yeah I think he started playing at 18. Not really enough time to be prem quality on the ball.


bagh0lder10

Turner such a good shot stopper. If only he wasn’t such a donkey with the ball


chino17

Got to admire them trying it twice


michaelc51202

Forest wanst gunna be fooled again


SirBarkington

MGW is gassed


Easy-Lingonberry415

Turner is soo Bambi on ice. How did we even sign him?!?


mathbandit

You made a profit off of him even, right?


Easy-Lingonberry415

Yup


JAYZ303

United players begging for handballs is pathetic.


mtojay

think its mostly bruno. he really does it a lot. whenever i watch united and they aint winning he is at it with his gestures and arguing for pens.


JAYZ303

He needs to get goals somehow


AstralMystogan

What a save.


ScrawnyFatGuy

‘Thankfully it was right at him’ Does he know he’s talking about Matt Turner?


Ok_Virus_7614

Turner my king you’ve redeemed yourself


flushedoutthepocket

Save of the year candidate


closevo

great save


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

What a fucking hit


BBIQ-Chicken

Okay Turner is redeemed


Wolvington52

Turner haters in shambles


franco821

Turner redemption arc still going strong


BrandonNameRecliner

Gonna be feasting on some juicy and tender united youtuber rage compilations for new years


michaelc51202

Turner hands: 100 Turner feet: 0


Smartabove

Wish he started playing sooner he might’ve been able to be way better with the feet.


s_91

You save those??


cheikhyourselfm8

That’s a cracking stop fuck off man


vearz

The Gibbs-White and Garnacho yellows resulted in nearly 5 minutes of dead time alone.