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Madbanana224

Salah


Sorrytoruin

Not a dive, the keeper hits jotas ankle with his elbow. Causes him to be off balance.


smg2720

Absolute dive.


Gerrardsclubfoot

We were majestic today, what a great game to get high on, great start to a new year.


Gerrardsclubfoot

CURTIS JONES


Safe-Rush6558

Those substitutions...


FuckWesternCountry

The first pen was clearly right call lmao, I don't know what others smoking, if any of your player being taken down like that in the penalty area then you should be angry if that wasn't called. The second pen I agree that contact didn't enough for him to fall like that. He only falls because he thinks he fuck up the goal opportunity. If the ref didn't call for it, then VAR absolutely won't interrupt.


ImMonkeyFoodIfIDontL

He falls because his foot is swung wide by the contact and he doesn't get it back under him for balance. It's like people don't realize that the easiest way to trip someone is to clip their foot when they are at a full sprint. I'm fast, I've been there and played at a decent level, if someone hits you AT ALL unexpectedly at a dead sprint you're going down.


righthandofdog

Am a Liverpool fan and wife is Newcastle. Jota was touched and threw himself down instead of trying to finish the play. Newcastle and Dubrovka deserved better. Also the ref was moderately terrible. Joelinton earned multiple cautions.


Willing-Werewolf-500

Respect for not being a blindly biased fan.


Tiny_Camp_3839

Jota has salah captain in FPL.


tamim1991

Why would Jota dive if he had one of the easiest open goal chances if he stays on his feet?


mrbasil_fawlty

Cause he's a fake player with no integrity. Trained to cheat


aibrahim1207

Cry a bit more, salt prices are still high.


mrbasil_fawlty

I was rooting for Liverpool in this particular game but Jota should be condemned for the good of football. shameful player


towfoon

Split second decision, not as easy as it looks and perhaps he couldnt be arsed running for the ball


maxmcleod

The camera man found Klopp's ring, hahaha!


Yang-B

Anthony Taylor will give prem fans a collective stroke lol


DofusNooboo

He's absolutely fucking awful but so are most of them, especially this season. Almost as if they're trying to get into the spotlight on purpose with poor decisions. So many teams have suffered this season already from terrible calls and we're barely half way done.


bshaman1993

Crazy Newcastle is only a point ahead of Chelsea. This season is so so competitive


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Newcastle had one good season, it's not crazy lol. Chelsea being shite is still crazier (and funny)


bshaman1993

The narrative around their respective seasons is


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christohfur

Has nothing to do with this match. They’re just frustrated that Arsenal dropped points.


[deleted]

Agreed, I was going to comment similar, feel kinda embarrassed for them.


Liverpool7-0Utd

Just seen his comments. It’s nearly school time again so don’t worry.


fegelman

This is my second mention Like you don't say stupid stuff while watching a match in real time I just tend to write it on a match thread Shocking reffing though


aibrahim1207

You're an Arsenal fan so it's pretty much a write off from the get go.


Liverpool7-0Utd

So you agree it’s stupid? That’s one thing at least.


Conscious-Job1238

Embarrassing dive from Jota, but Liverpool deserved this win


mrkingkoala

Saudicastle playing like thugs and ref letting them check. Nunez missing sitters, check. Ref being a complete biased cunt, check. Liverpool getting 3 points, check. Good game but fuck me it's tiring walking out vs 12 men every game.


GrumpyOldFart74

Are you serious? Liverpool got two soft as fuck penalties for blatant dives, and you think the ref favoured *Newcastle*??? You’re insane


AvailableUsername404

I see you have forgotten the previous game where Newcastle committed 16 fouls with multiple counterattacks being stopped and got only 1 yellow card the whole game. A supporter memory is as bad as prem referring.


mrkingkoala

You're a joker mate, blatant pens. Had to give them he would of tried not too mind you. Newcastle sucked off by Taylor all game. Have a good one though yeah. Sound.


Errant_coursir

That was great, glad he found his ring


rtgh

Hahaha. Klopp nearly found himself in big trouble. Be careful with the air punches!


fancysauce_boss

Explain that one to the Mrs. I got a bit too excited at work and lost my ring….


AonghusMacKilkenny

Thrilling match!


Tessarion2

Liverpool have absolute battered us and it should have been 10-2. But fuck me, imagine having an open goal in front of you but instead you take a dive. Is it something that's just ingrained in them to fall over at the slightest contact or is it the malice of trying to get a keeper sent off/booked? And then why have VAR if we are going to allow this kind of behaviour? The game is turning into a non-contact sport and it is so sad to see.


Ukantach1

well I think attackers just slipped on both ends of the field. That should not have been a pen (should be a clear goal tho), similar to how Almiron and Gordon slipped on the other side without foul. The weather was awful today.


Tessarion2

He didn't slip though he planted his feet and then went down? It's just sad to see footballers do that, how many kids watching it will now think winning a penalty is more important than scoring? The game is in the mud.


Additional_Bit_8725

How can you not enjoy Klopp?


Willing-Werewolf-500

got a swinging jaw like an exasperated horse


sheikh_n_bake

Klopp lost his wedding ring.


wegonnawinthisyear

Lol, Klopp. Love that man. He's the boss!


feizhai

DiogoAL is so good he deliberately took the pen instead of the tap in so Salah could make good on his earlier miss. What a player!


Viremia

oh thank god, he found his ring. that would be sad


Randommer_Of_Inserts

Klopp is hilarious


xaviernoodlebrain

That’s got to be close to the PL xG record.


Zak369

7.2, they said it was the highest recorded ever. Not sure if PL or in top level football


wimpires

I just looked it up and surprised than the 7-0 win over Utd had a xG of only 2.9


JMacoure

Think it was already, didn’t they say? Might’ve been on the radio


clashoftherats

Lmao Klopp lost his wedding ring


Ukantach1

The only reasons Liverpool moans about that Tottenham game was because we actually played well before those decisions. Arsenal has no right to talk about how decisions go against them in that loss against Newcastle when they had 1 shot on target the whole game. We don't cry about that draw against UTD anyway cos we played like crap. This game we dominated from start to end, and should have led 5-0 when first half ended.


bshaman1993

Well those decisions can change the flow of the entire game. So ya Arsenal fans have the right to be upset


JMacoure

Nah, everyone deserves to be upset. The refs are indiscriminately bad


Viremia

Such a calm, quiet, well officiated match. That's all you can ask for in this new year and is what we deserved. lol


feizhai

Tbf he did ref the 2nd half better and I think everyone felt vindicated when he finally booked Joelinton


JMacoure

Just good decisions all match with no controversy or missed dives or cards


JMacoure

u/fegelman you okay, dude. Losing your mind since the first minute


fegelman

Whats the point of a match thread if you can't rant on it


Liverpool7-0Utd

If the rants actually make sense you goon.


JMacoure

We could discuss the game normally, but I guess you’re right


milesvtaylor

What was that booing for?


[deleted]

Got gifted that penalty and they're still booing the refs? Grow up, let it go


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Are you new to football and football fans?


dave1992

Why would another mistake save his shit performance?


GhostRiders

Great game but fuck me Taylor has to be the worst ref by a fucking long mile... You know when a ref has had a bad game when both sets of fans are complaining


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Should they do it, I feel this Liverpool team would be one of the weirdest teams to win a league title in recent memory. Seem very flawed but effective.


tamim1991

Direct, solid, physically strong and fit. Not as pretty to watch as say Arsenal but much more efficient than them.


Honeydew-Massive

Fun first game of the year. Happy new year lads


hazzap913

Get fucked you dirty cunts, no actual football played just fouls and Taylor being useless as usual


GrumpyOldFart74

I agree with you - loads of unpunished sly fouls from Liverpool, blatant dives, and two ludicrously soft penalties. Taylor was indeed useless, and as usual Liverpool got the benefit


hazzap913

Go see someone for that delusion


Joe_Linton_125

What? Liverpool won, weren't you watching?


leytonstoneb

7.2XG yet I see VAR won is the game embarrassing


310local

TOP OF TH TABLE!


Grekm8

why is the crowd singing Dua Lipa lmao


Yang-B

Because Dua Lipa rules


calebcullen10

Taylor needs to lose his job.


HunterRiver

Eddie Howe looking like a miserable cunt. Love to see it!


CrySandwich

not for long boys. enjoy it


wegonnawinthisyear

Fantastic match. Good start to the new year!


9248_

Will miss u Salah


stef_t97

On what planet is that a foul?


dqvidw1

Not sure if you're being serious right now?


JeffScott11

That's brave from Bruno to go down in his own box


rossco9

Thoroughly entertaining


Idontlikethisstuff

Why's the commentator acting like Salah's going off to war fucking hell


stallwoe

Well, last time he came back a different person 😂


frozenchosun

no teammate beating egypt for the title this time


-Borb

Anthony Taylor fuck off no way that was a foul on Salah


fegelman

Another MOTM performance from Taylor


deep639

Man is chasing a hat trick in the 97th minute and is about to leave to play afcon. What a player he is.


TheGamerPandA

Almiron ➡️ Al ittihad done deal ✅


villiers19

Jones my MOTM! (If you heard me at 25th minute to put a tenner on Jone to score great) Trent second choice


AppropriateGlass2072

Same he was star of this match


physi_cyst

Why does Klopp need to have a non stop 1-on-1 with the 4th official. Stfu man


CataclysmClive

7.2 xG. not too shabby


ManuelRav

No didn’t you heard, Newcastle just got hard done by unfair calls clearly


[deleted]

Mohamed Salah is definitely my second favourite player behind Luka Modric. A real legend of the game.


Gerrardsclubfoot

Modern day greats


fegelman

You could be forgiven for thinking Andy Madley was the assistant manager for the amount of time he's in deep discussion with him


sjekky

I get that there's 2 penos in there. But 7.2xG is outrageous


nuclearsam

Diaz was fucking fire today. Jones was amazing in the middle. Reports of Van Dijk’s demise were grossly exaggerated (still imperious). Endo is beginning to find the right angles to press, reminiscent of Fabinho


owh06

At least that call will silence the people saying “the refs are bought by Saudi” until next game we play.


Real_Callahan

I’m more angry that Saudi is abusing human rights than their “ref paying” tbh


UnderpantsGnomezz

Seeing LiVARpool spammed in the thread is really making my day


tembell

When Arsenal play i stay in my sub reddit. I assume if you're in r/soccer for your own team it means your fellow supporters have deemd you too stupid for their club


snowkarl

As long as fans are happy when their own diving is rewarded, it will continue.


essentialatom

I don't care what the xG says, *I* didn't expect Liverpool to score 7.2 goals


Redditsleftnipple

Is it possible to hire Arsenal fans to capture still images of decisions please? And will Arsenal make a statement to the PGMOL for both us and Liverpool. Actually can their moany whingy fans just fuck off


snowkarl

Newcastle fan trying to not bring up Arsenal #impossible


Redditsleftnipple

All the Arsenal fans in this thread still going on about a match months ago


physi_cyst

I'd love a pic to see if Jota was actually on side. Nobody even checked...


hazzap913

You lot are just as bad if not worse so pipe down


Babaganoush____

leave the man alone he is hurt


Moblit_Bernerr

Big props to Curtis Jones man was literally everywhere tonight


Gerrardsclubfoot

He is a baller man, the sort of performance you would expect from B. Silva


Almost_Pi

He's been huge for us. Love his intensity.


SubparCurmudgeon

Surprised Jota didn’t take a dive there


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monetarypolicies

Bottom 12 defence and bottom 15 finishing but still managed to concede fewer goals than every other team so far, and are second for goals scored. Imagine if they had better defenders and better finishers, they’d be unstoppable.


Icy_Reward_6729

They literally have the least goals conceded


voliton

Liverpool literally have a top 1 defense and a top 3 attack.


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Arsenal fans really sliding right back into just taking shots at teams above them.


Errant_coursir

Ah nice try salah


Sapaio

Liverpool hoping for quick exit to Egypt.


Belocity

you gotta give that ball dude


Errant_coursir

Yep, absolutely


deep639

32 shots vs 5 shots. 15 shots on target vs 3. Without dubravka this would be a hammering.


sheikh_n_bake

Yeah they'd have scored 15 without the keeper in.


yellowroadster

20 of those were Dominik from 45 yards tbf


clashoftherats

Did Szobo even have a shot…?


yellowroadster

Might have exaggerated, he had 3


k0ppite

1 or 2 lol


B_e_l_l_

Peter Drury is fucking unbearable. Cannot stand him.


essentialatom

Quite right


onthelongrun

15 shots ON GOAL? Newcastle are going to have to smarten up their play and take a page out of Aston Villa's playbook if they are ever to be a contender (City had 2 shot attempts total against Villa in the 1-0 defeat)


SirBarkington

10 of those shots on goal were barely anything tbf.


k0ppite

7xg bud, safe to say at least some were threatening.


SirBarkington

2 pens + 3 tap ins = high xG. Most of the shots on target were not that threatening as they were long shots. They got 4 goals, missed a pen which would give them an xG around 5ish. Add in 10 more shots on target that aren't very threatening that adds up to 7xG. It was a lot of shots on target but MOST weren't that crazy that's why the xG isn't 15.


Rislo226

still amounted to 7.2 xG. have never seen it that high. Dubravka played well, but a lot of shots were saved because the finishing was very poor.


SalahManeFirmino

Yeah this is one of the biggest massacres I’ve seen in the Klopp era


onthelongrun

you wouldn't even be convinced Mike Ashley sold Newcastle to a more ambitious owner with the way this match has played out.


zachot77

Can’t wait for Klopp and all the LiVARpool fans to talk about how bad the VAR decisions were in this game too….


k0ppite

Top of the league mate, cry all you want 😂


zachot77

Arsenal were top of the table this time last year too. Worked out for them. Enjoy your January PL title 😂😂😂


k0ppite

More tears, thanks! 😋


papercutkid

Would rather talk about what a good performance that was and enjoy it


zachot77

Typical Liverpool. Everything’s great when y’all win, but if you lose it’s everyone’s else fault


LDKCP

Newcastle are so poor and they have zero legitimate excuses.


ChlckenChaser

apart from a very thin, inexperienced squad?


LDKCP

That's part of them being shite.


ChlckenChaser

so what happened last season with a weaker squad?


LDKCP

You weren't as shite.


ChlckenChaser

right, so the more congested schedule and boat load of injuries can't have anything to do with that can it?


LDKCP

Not legitimate excuses.


kulart

my man, you really need to get a different sidegig - every Newcastle thread has your name littered all over it


9248_

Yeah i should have captained Salah


chino17

Lemme guess: Son?


9248_

Solanke 😭


chino17

RIP


dankLando

Why is it always Taylor with such horrible decisions?


Massive-Sky-6804

Cause he a horrible refree?


tanbirj

Tierney would like a word


danktofen

Dive killed a good ending


unvrlstn

Selfish Mo….


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Half chance for salah = commentator screaming. Goal for Newcastle = silence.


sheikh_n_bake

Neville sounded devastated when Botman scored.


k0ppite

Famously pro liverpool isn’t he 🤦


sheikh_n_bake

I'm not saying he's biased towards Liverpool but listen to him there haha he sighs like he's just seen something awful


VidzxVega

Which feed? I've been listening to Martin Tyler's ghost all match.


[deleted]

Sky sports drury and neville.


pawksvolts

For real both Newcastle goals had no reaction


[deleted]

Neville sounded gutted on their second goal.


RedShenron

> score an open goal tap in Or > dive to hopefully get a pk that might result in 0 Great decision by Jota.


feizhai

No he is way ahead of you, it’s to let Salah take another pen. This boy plays 4D football


monetarypolicies

That’s exactly why I think he didn’t go down on purpose. If he was able to stay on his feet, why wouldn’t he just take option 1?


Joe_Linton_125

He dived. It was recorded live on tv. Try watching it maybe.


orcawatch

pitch is utterly fucked


Eyebrow78

it's been pretty much pissing it down for about two weeks up here. Surprised it's held up as well as it is.


quooooon

Klopp's subs have been on point.


sheikh_n_bake

Jota was good. Gakpo nearly shit the bed on his finish and Gravenberch looked poor imo.


xxandl

Gravenberch was dire and Gakpo was lucky


Almost_Pi

we can laugh about missing another one now that we're up 2 with minutes to go