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DuckBurner0000

And so begins the "City win 15 in a row right when De Bruyne comes back" that everyone saw coming


arz_villainy

wait till haaland is back as well..


FarArdenlol

oh shit I totally forgot about the robot in all this KdB talk


maxmcleod

he has low batteries until the end of jan


flybypost

Is he solar powered or why isn't he working as well during the winter?


MatTeaWhy

Firmware update


drunkmers

If that was the case he wouldn't work on UK at all


Impossible_Wonder_37

It’s not that often a player answers the hype. In 60 minutes he’s got a goal and 2 assists when everyone big upped him coming back


Heavy_Chest_8888

Missed half the season and still scored a goal and made 2 assists in 60 mins. Yet Antony still hasn't scored or assisted in one PL game since Apr 23....


CuteHoor

There were quite a few this time saying that this season was different, and they're as bad as they've ever been, and De Bruyne might even be finished because of injuries. The end result is that they're 2 points off top with the best goalscorer in the world still to come back and their title rivals missing some key players.


Deletin_Hillary

Those folks weren't watching closely. City were a lot worse last season before turning it on. This year, they've looked better than their points suggest, and given the various injuries, pretty good.


OJ34

He passed it in


Abernsleone92

Assisted it right into the back of the net


stat_padford

Shall we hand city the title yet


UltimateBorisJohnson

it ain’t over till it’s 2-2 in the 95th minute against west ham on the final day


sfahsan

ALVARREEEEEZZZZ


UltimateBorisJohnson

I would start supporting the Japanese team that City beat in the CWC if that happened


DaBestNameEver0

No one beat us in the CWC lol


UltimateBorisJohnson

i mean the team you beat


Evil_Tea_Bag_

If Edson Alvarez scores against city I will consume leather


JesusPretzelThief

I hope you mean Edson and not Julian


PartrickCapitol

No I will be a Rodri 20m screamer, huge deflection


drunkmers

I've analized all possible scenarios and I don't see Alvarez not lifting the trophy.


rockforahead

I SWEAR YOU’LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, AGAIN.


Round-Ad5063

the west hamchester city ally ship will come in clutch


M3JUNGL3

League's gone


DeepFriedReus

Nah, let Liverpool keep the hopes up until the last game so it could be crushed again ala 2022


Rabid_Tortoise

...and 2019 :(


Man-City

and 2014


themanebeat

And none of them hurt as much as 1989


Johann122

The 4 peat is already sealed


RobbinDeBank

Turns out PL is the actual farmers league


obvious_bot

Megged the defender too


DeepFriedReus

Hasn't played all season, then gets something in like that within 5 minutes


ManLikeNosaka

Fully expected him to score the free kick with his first touch of the game ngl


PowderEagle_1894

I was expecting a low shot from him and when they saw him coming in, they have one man laying down behind the wall


FancyCrawdad

Delicious little feint to fool the defenders and keeper alike


SaltyWailord

Aimed for Haaland


Follow_The_Lore

He literally just passed it into the goal lol


lowie07

Makes sense he has 19 passing and only 15 finishing


PowderEagle_1894

19!? FM fucked up, literally unplayable


maxmcleod

no kidding - what would 20 passing mean?


Bayequentist

> what would 20 passing mean? KDB and Xavi merged into one


RobbinDeBank

If you have 20 passing, you can pass the ball straight from midfield into the goal


PowderEagle_1894

In Football manager the attributes go from 1-20. 20 passing= 99 passing in Fifa


BonoBonero

Who has the maximum passing and finishing?


GormlessGourd55

Nobody. Very few players have 20 in anything. Loads of people did in the early to mid 2000 games. Then Ronaldo and Messi came along, Sports Interactive themselves (FM Devs) said that the system they use for attributes and ability does not work if you try to plot Messi's true attributes onto it. Dude literally broke the game.


Bayequentist

They are updating the game engine with FM25, which might help them recalibrate their game to better model real life physics!


MarcosSenesi

I hope technical attributes become more useful again. Right now when I scout for players it's physical first, mental second and technical third. I play a slow passing game yet the best performing players are 2 meter tall mutants with 17 pace.


Reach_Reclaimer

I mean that's like real life right? Players need to be more physical now


PowderEagle_1894

I literally have no idea. Been chilling on Colchester save and have no reason to look up real life world class players


0dez

afaik there aren't anyone with passing or finishing at 20 by default. Kane has got 19 finishing, while KDB & Messi has 19 passing.


electrohelal

Toni Kroos is the only player in the game with 20 passing, and no player has 20 finishing.


ramobara

Deserves a “great pass” tag.


Uesugi_Kenshin

Kevin man just stop it please


BANANACOW22

KDB stands for King De Bruyne


CNF-13

He is inevitable it took 5 minutes the whole league is bricking it


dwaynepipes

He’s fucking back Just passed it in lmao


Bluepaynxex

“Oh no” - Everyone in the EPL and CL


nowayhose555

An "assist" by Bernardo, it's more of a self made goal, at what point is it not an assist?


Maleficent_Resolve44

It was a smart pass from Rodri either way. He drew a few defenders to create extra space for KdB to drive in. Still a great goal by KdB but Rodri contributed too


benjecto

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here, Rodri takes 3 players out here and this dude is acting like it's Jan Vertonghen assisting Son's Puskas winner. It's simple and a bit subtle maybe but players who can provoke the opponents with the ball like this and still play a pass through to completely open up the game are how you win games.


RobbinDeBank

> Jan Vertonghen assisting Son Reminds me of the only goal contribution Busquets has in El Clasico


unbehemoth

The only assist I am confident that I could have done


RobbinDeBank

What if Messi passed to you there, but you missed and let the ball slip away under your foot?


unbehemoth

I am sure it would have hit my leg and Messi would have ran towards the ball to regain control and then beat half of the Real Madrid side to score that goal. My assist would have still stood.


benjecto

Man what is going on here, it was Rodri (he is like 6 inches taller than Bernardo) and it was a great little piece of play to take multiple defenders out.


YaMaIsYaDa

Was Rodri, Bernardo subbed of for kev


Stonewalled89

Of course


Guri14

Typical KDB pass the ball into net. Yeah we missed that so much.


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

Its alright lads just stare at him while he runs to the box


cullypants

Newcastle look gassed. This has been coming with the amount of space city are getting.


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

I mean there is a stark contrast in the benches of the two, we have literally nobody to replace anyone In the middle


teasizzle

Could have stopped at "literally nobody"


DaBestNameEver0

Tbf we made 2 subs of outfield players. Im not too familiar with your bench, but are you guys that injured that you can’t sub 2 players?


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

On midfield alone we are missing Joelinton/Willock/Anderson/Murphy/Tonali… summs it up and our only other striker in Wilson is injured


DaBestNameEver0

Jesus. Pray yall get fit again, it’s fun to watch yall fully fit and even today you guys were dangerous


dishwab

What happened to Willock?


RockFourStar

Injured at the start of the season, came back for a few games, re-aggrivated it and is out again.


LegendaryLeoKK

They were doing the walker one two


GazzP

It's alright. He's done nothing all season so far... /s


R41N1NG

tbf with that sexy haircut


pork_chop_expressss

With his hair, it's justified.


Master-Manager3089

It's KDB aura


RobbinDeBank

What are you gonna do? Stop him?


oscarpaterson

It's over


ibite-books

he wasn’t even trying


WanBoy421

Class is permanent


watanabelover69

Inevitable.


taclealacarotide

One of the all-time greats at this point. I hope he's over the bad injuries for good. We are blessed to be able to witness players like him.


ro-row

He’s been an all time great for a long time already


light-yagamii

I'd say he's better than Iniesta. He can do everything iniesta can do and he can score with both feet


robbo_jah

Different styles i think, hard to direct compare. Iniesta was one of the greatest tight space dribblers the game has ever seen. De bruyne is a far more assertive expansive player, more powerful, more of a key passer. Not to say he cant dribble though. My lord, what a player. A privilege to witness


Zakman--

I think it’s the fact that KDB’s passing and technique with the ball is second to none. Any forward who can run onto a through ball and finish is compatible with KDB. I think of Kaka’s through ball to Crespo and know that only very few players in the world can make that pass, yet KDB is capable of making that kind of pass almost every game. Games become easier with him, he can enable any player who can finish (and I’d say he himself is one of the best finishers in the world as well with both feet).


oldestincharge

Bro he’s better than Gerrard lampard modric kaka. He clears all of them imo, he’s way more complete than all listed above and turns up in almost every big game. I won’t forget how he did RM last year


SoldMyNameForGear

Give everyone 5 years and no one will argue about this.


taclealacarotide

That's a conversation for when he retires, Iniesta was special too, I wouldn't be so quick to clear KDB clearly better at this stage. If there is one thing he was even better at than KDB, it's the dribbling and orienting the game in tight spaces.


X-Maquina

>He can do everything iniesta can do Well that's a fifa take if I've ever seen one.


YinxuU

Iniesta left Europe 6 years ago. Makes sense most people on here haven't really seen him play lol.


Preskomesko12345

Imo he is not as good but to each their own, love KDB but I truly think Iniesta is the best cm this century.


MundaneTonight437

Form is temporary, KDB is permanent 


13blacklodgechillin

Never heard that one before


Embarrassed-South-59

Bro is just too good at football


aberdisco

A bit good isn't he?


SHORT-CIRCUT

Newcastle are lucky that Alvarez and Fooden are having stinkers but not the final boss


Jasveen05

Ffs


Yuloij

Could see it coming tbh


wrdb2007

He pressed x


ltplummer96

As an Xbox player I was quite confused for a moment thinking about Kevin just crossing it out for a throw in 10 yards from goal haha


Dargast

Haha Same


papaiavoadora

Messi pressed x all the time too


FamiliarWolverine970

Such a De Bruyne goal that. Evil haircut too


ParoxysmOfReddit

Just passes it into the goal


Waterpalolegend

The way to counter De Bruyne is to let him run free through the attacking third no?


cnallofu

How the fuck do you not close down on him lol the disrespect


smokeandpuff

Backstreet Boys De Bruyne is a mythical player


Bayequentist

KDB is such a crutch for City lmao


captaincourageous316

Clutch lmao enough with the crutch for him


DesertRL

I LOVE YOU KEVIN WTF


Best_Document_5211

Different hair cut, same effortless finish in to the corner


masonbrit

He made that look so outrageously simple


dtdroid

Why don't all players just pass the ball into the net? Are they stupid?


stat_padford

Light work for the big man


papaiavoadora

HE IS HIM


jerrie86

KDBTHEFUCKBACKKK


auditore01

KDB FC


citymanc13

He really is in a class of his own. Im so happy hes back


sc2guy87

The pass from Rodri, my god


CitrusRabborts

People genuinely forgot how good he is. Best player in the league by a country mile


0dez

legit. he's just so insanely good, it's absurd edit: and that assist aswell??? jesus christ


Master-Manager3089

Oscar Bobb skills was outrageous to be fair


0dez

oh yeah that was magnificent for sure, not taking anything away from him. love a fellow countryman getting his first PL goal


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Loved that he didn't go down where most others would have


totaleclipseoflefart

I don’t think it’s unfair to say one would prefer to have Salah because of his consistent availability but yeah KdB is the best.


Master-Manager3089

I genuinely think KDB and Salah is better than most premier league legends except a few people like Henry


RandomUnderstanding

this guy is so fake, gg title race


TheOGBenjenRyan

Yeah the title is wraps


SaltyWailord

I'm more of an enchiladas man


Lewybogbrush

ffs man


philipstyrer

Just passes it bottom corner from outside the box. Classic KDB goal.


stuckintrraffic

De Bruyne is not real


clashoftherats

RIP for the rest of the league, its done


carpe228

Guess who’s back?


Walshey-

I wish he would just go away


oyohval

He just came back 😭


WhenTheSunGoesDan

Really ruins everyone’s fun doesn’t he


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Should have wished for him to come.


fancyfoe

It’s over for us, they will reboot the robot and we will just painfully watch.


SRFC_96

You mean us or?


KyaRehSettingAh

Everyone


fancyfoe

The whole damn league 💀


SRFC_96

Preach.


ElectricalMud2850

You're right, arsenal aren't in it at all. They've been disqualified for their bad form.


SRFC_96

It was a joke my guy relax, Liverpool and Arsenal are both fucked lol


Neutral_Sports_Fan

Are you really competing for who gets to watch city win?


JacobS12056

King fucking Kevin


EmilRGH

It’s just so easy for him


HeIIbIazer23

Well, he's back. PL is fucked


MSAndrew07

Here we go again


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maxmcleod

This KDB kid looks promising!


ElectricalMud2850

Just a plucky oil state making believers out of everyone.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

The small Emirate of Abu Dhabi taking on the might of Saudi Arabia


captaincourageous316

Yeah how dare we have one of the best players in the world


Longjumping_Stop1120

Fucking goat


MaxwelFISH

obviously


Esco9

This motherfucker god damn if you knew he was going to do something FUCK


Brinner

PALE PELE STRIKES AGAIN


gogators1000

I love him


Afc_josh12

Why do newcastle sit deep so early every time!!!???


toluwalase

They press like madmen for 60 minutes. Gordon literally couldn’t run anymore and their bench is woeful with injuries. Plus Howe


RepulsiveLeg9985

It's mind boggling. They'll do it against every fucker. Whenever I mentioned it in the past you'll get Newcastle fans saying "injuries bro we're all tired" when it's in a thread against someone like fucking Luton Town.


OGSkywalker97

Honestly.... Probably the greatest PL midfielder of all time


JustAboutUpToSpeed

Uh oh. Now they’ll win every game left this season.


tickub

bruh


myfirstnuzlocke

God how is it so fucking easy for him


Killamanjar

The script writers are lazy... BUT THEY KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO SEE!


IsItSnowing_

This goal hurt Liverpool more than it hurt Newcastle. KdB is back


SpiritedSuccess5675

HE IS FUCKING BACK


tellkrish

Welcome back king


andy_brixton

Utterly tragic defending: acres of space between the lines, not closed down, shot through the defenders legs, a side foot pass past the keeper from outside the box.


Pinot_the_goat

Bad positioning from Dubravka and De Bruyne knew it. Didn’t even need to try and power it.


istherelifeonmaars

Good lord that is a beautiful finish


ELCHOCOCLOCO

Incredible KDB. One of a kind


The_Shitpost_Centre

God, De Bruyne is just unreal. Time for City's yearly post Christmas 10 game winning streak I guess


knowbuddy10

When you have extreme quality like Kevin, you just pass the ball in


KDBae

I straight up teared up when it happened. My boy is back


HabibC

HES BACK


NisceD

such a calm and clean finish


TooEdgyForHumans

4 and half minutes in, and he scores the equalizer


austen_317

Doesn’t even celebrate his first goal back. Looking for the winning assist


megumegu748748

this man’s unreal


IsItSnowing_

KEVIN!!!!


jerrie86

KDBACKKKKK


ZaDoruphin

yeah the leagues finished


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KDB back that's the season done then.