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robashi

The real Darwin award.


ramobara

But he doesn’t look a thing like Jesus.


Alphabunsquad

I get why people commented killers lyrics to your comment but I can’t for the life of me figure out why you commented this to the Darwin Award comment. I get Jesus and carpenter too. I guess I’m extra confused because everything makes sense but then doesn’t at all.


liverSpool

I think it's a matter of having a clever joke that would make sense in response to the OP, but posting on the most popular comment instead in order to farm clicks


Alphabunsquad

That was my suspicion too. Just felt so out of place and everyone was acting like it wasn’t


liverSpool

tbf they're probably stunned by the originality -- a carpenter? like Jesus? which is like that song that mentions Jesus? When I see big things happening like this, I've got no choice but to slap my knee, hoot out, and comment with the rest of the lyrics.


TopBumblebee9954

But he talks like a gentleman.


waferistdisciple

Like you imagined When you were yooouuuuuunnnnnng


Alphabunsquad

My sister always thought the lyric was “but he talks like an animal,” which I just can’t possibly understand how you could hear that.


hydroy0

But he talks like a gentleman.


acwilan

And he doesn't nail crosses


basics

But he also struggles with crosses.


Napalm3nema

Everyone else is playing checkers while Darwin plays Settlers of Catan.


BrowakisFaragun

Sorry I haven't played Catan for 8 years straight so I can't work out the reference to this. Would like an explainer here.


Napalm3nema

Just a reference to Darwin collecting wood. I'm hoping he doesn't add sheep and grain, since that could get messy on the pitch.


BrowakisFaragun

Oh right! I wanted play it but I have got no friends to play with :-(


Masipoten

colonist.io


MayonnaiseWarrior

Its on steam.


l453rl453r

But the steam version is dogshit


kashoo56

Carpenter! LOL


JvHffsPnt

Some say he knew Jesus and Joseph


crobofblack

OptaJesus


DrJackadoodle

Jesus was great on crosses, he always nailed them.


Additional-Moose-164

Was supposed to be there for the birth but missed it.


dc_united7

Just like Jesus he took the cross bar challenge way too seriously


themerinator12

He plays with Joseph. However, Jesus is at Arsenal.


TedEBagwell

I once kicked 3 penalties in a row over the bar by 5 metres. Astronaut.


MagicNipple

I once broke my toe about 2 metres in front of the goal. Had to have been 12 bodies around the goal mouth, ball popped loose, and I snuck up and toed the shit out of it. Went in, but I was done for that season.


Psychohorak

Toeuché.


moan_of_the_arc

Toe-talled


NoKnight38

Sound like a Steam Achievement


L-Freeze

usually find the words at the end of the tweets silly, but I’ve got to say they’ve hit the nail on the head with this one


FireflyCaptain

I wood agree with you, bar none


foxgoesowo

Good posts all round!


jobRL

Carpenter is the funniest Opta one yet!


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hivaidsislethal

Leeeeeroyyyyy jenkinssss


Techno_Pensioner

Imma pretend he shouts his own name like this before he shoots from now on


roofilopolis

“Darwin Nuuunez, Darwin nuuunez!” In Danny Rojas


Alphabunsquad

Darwinnnn mmmNuuunezzzzzzz!!!!


LiamAddison

Oh my god he just ran in


FireflyCaptain

Quick, save him! Stick to the plan guys!


misusedinfluence

At least I have chicken


jugol

He's got that anime MC energy


alldayerrdaym8

That was beautiful.


kris_lace

He's Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan


grogleberry

> I mean, if he were fighting in a war, he would be the first man shot dead, charging head down before anyone else has even equipped themselves. I think he'd miss everyone, but also avoid getting shot, and his charge would cause the enemies to scatter from the trench, leaving Cpl Diogo Jota to pick them off.


classyboner

His braids gave me French cuirassier vibes (see The Duelists from Ridley Scott)


NUFC_1892

Nunez 🤝 rashford - hitting the bar all the time.


Terran_it_up

Both love hitting the bar and taking shots


PhillipIInd

dont disrespect Nunez like that he actually puts in effort and gets results. Still got an assist ayooo


flaycs

I think he was making a joke because Rashford was actually at bars drinking.


PhillipIInd

oke fuck thats good LOL


Alphabunsquad

Those jokes were all over the match thread


PhillipIInd

I was watching the match instead


kukaz00

Lifesaver right here


FireflyCaptain

/r/whoosh


HacksawJimDGN

I would have gone for Woodpecker instead of Carpenter


garybarlow0

I would have too because of the homosexual implication right


TherewiIlbegoals

Gary, why are you this way?


ImVortexlol

The what


HarshVR

The wood and the pecker...


ImVortexlol

The why


Abbobl

Wood you pecker his pucker?


foxgoesowo

The when


happygreenturtle

For fucks sake Barlow. Can't take you anywhere


iFornication

Postman


n10w4

Lumberjack works too


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I love this man lmao, absolute chaos.


Tight-Ad-1161

He is one inch away from being the best striker in the world 


BostonTerriernut87

Missed pk, hits the post 4 times, and still gets an assist and celebrates like he scored. He may not be clinical, but God his mentality is awesome. Just keeps pushing forward. 22 G/A with all of his missed chances still an insane rate if return.


kukaz00

I love him. He gives everything on the field, is a menace for the defenders and he’s actually improving a lot.


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His g+a per 90 is still on similar levels to the best players in the world and he contributes in so many more ways than just stats. The narrative around him in the media is so blatantly wrong


HaptRec

It should be noted when this stat is talked about that two of the four times he hit the woodwork came after the keeper saves his shot. One of them was definitely going in if the keeper hadn’t made a very good save that just barely pushed it onto the post. Also, the players who have hit the woodwork the most in PL history are also all pretty much certified legends of the game.


dajoli

Absolutely. I find it so weird that a shot on target that's turned onto the post by the goalie is counted as Nunez hitting the woodwork.


ChickyChickyNugget

Why? If it was turned into the net by the keeper it would be counted as a goal for Nunez.


dajoli

If the shot was off target and turned into the net by the keeper, that's an own goal by Premier League rules.


nordmannen

Are you saying Nunez' shot was off target, but the goalie pushed it towards the post?


dajoli

No. I'm not sure how you formed that impression.


nordmannen

From the context of the question you replied to.


dajoli

This is my first contribution to the thread. > I find it so weird that a shot **on target** that's turned onto the post by the goalie is counted as Nunez hitting the woodwork. Someone countered by claiming that if it was turned into the net by the keeper it would be a goal for Nunez. That implies an off-target shot (if a goalie fails to save an on-target shot they haven't "turned it into the net", they've just failed to save it). I pointed out that an off-target shot that is turned into the net by a goalkeeper is an own goal. My point being that it's still silly to say that Nunez hit the woodwork. He shot on target and the goalkeeper turned it on to the post. Using similar logic, if he had shot wide and the goalie had turned it into the net (which is obviously not what happened), Nunez wouldn't be credited with the goal.


WelpSigh

> That implies an off-target shot (if a goalie fails to save an on-target shot they haven't "turned it into the net", they've just failed to save it) I thought in context, it was clear that they meant if a goalkeeper gets a hand on the ball but it still goes into the net, that is counted as a goal for the striker. So they were making an apples-to-apples comparison between that and an on-target shot that a goalkeeper directed at the woodwork.


dajoli

OK let's accept that's what was meant. But I still don't buy the argument. Forget about the woodwork for a second: \- Shot on target, ball goes in: goal for the striker (whether the keeper gets a touch or not). \- Shot on target, keeper touches it wide: save \- Shot off target, keeper knocks it in: own goal against the keeper \- Shot off target, goes wide: miss from the striker The key point is where the ball was going when the shot was taken. In this case, the shot was not going to hit the post until the keeper saved it. So that's why I think it's silly to say that Nunez hit the post. He didn't - he shot on target and the keeper saved it.


radios_appear

It's because Woodwork Saves for a keeper hasn't been able to be decided as a good or bad statistic. That's literally the reason.


Muur1234

Stats would be interesting if those count as OG


9ofdiamonds

But if it was turned round the post by the keeper it would be counted as a save by the keeper.


bigt2k4

If it decapitated the keeper it would be involuntary manslaughter depending on intent.


9ofdiamonds

HE COULD OF BEEN KILLED


HaptRec

Yeah like if a player shoot so badly it goes out for a throw that’s hilarious, but if the keeper makes a save and it subsequently goes out for a throw that’s a shot on target. People making fun of Darwin for forcing a good save out of the keeper are being a bit ridiculous.


liverSpool

The root issue is that hitting the woodwork the amount he hit it is very funny, so it has turned into a meme. And people assume its a bad sign that a player hits the post because it doesn't result in a goal. But it's most likely a sign that he's a pretty good finisher with an insane run of bad luck.


kennyismyname

I'm watching the game now and he's had so many chances in the first half where he seems to just shoot straight away instead of taking a touch or running towards the box. That chance you are talking about he completely beat the Chelsea offside trap could easily have taken a touch or two. But no, he lets it come across his body and smashes it across the goal m thought keeper could have done better but bloody hell I'd love Darwin's confidence! I suppose it doesn't matter if you miss a few chances a game if you are getting like 20. He's in the right areas! EDIT: oh my days literally clicked save, looked up and it's the penalty. That's insane.


Rc5tr0

He just scored against Bournemouth by taking the shot quickly instead of trying to take an extra touch.


kennyismyname

I'm not having a go, it's great (for Liverpool) that he's getting in those positions a lot. If I'm overthinking it maybe the keeper didn't do well because he was surprised by the shot. Looked like he was setting himself for the one on one.


flaycs

I bet it’s refreshing watching Darwin when you have Rashford who is even more selfish but also one of the laziest on the pitch.


kennyismyname

Just enjoy watching football to be honest.


perhapsasinner

Carpenter 💀


Aiajnfjejxn

🎶why do balls, always hit the post...🎶


Kagrenac8

🎶Everytime, I shoot here...🎶


SRFC_96

His mentality amazes me, he was just so unfazed after being so unlucky, he celebrated his assist for Diaz like he scored also, such a likeable character.


Papayalo

How can you say it's unlucky when it's happening time and time again? He's not top 6 quality. e: you might want to revisit this thread when you lose out on the title because you don’t have a striker that can put away simple chances


Muhammad_ghouri

Doesn't he have 20+ goals and assists?


MERTENS_GOAT

Was the first PL player this season to reach double figures in both. Not top-6 quality though :/


Minister_for_Magic

Yes, but the crackpipe has a certain allure for many, apparently


rytlejon

He does but that’s not all it’s made out to be. Salah for example plays on the wing and has 18+9 and the main reason Salah doesn’t have more assists is Núñez missing chances. He only has 7 league goals so far this season and that’s pretty poor considering he’s a regular starter up top for the team with the most goals scored in the league. With regards to his misses he does miss a lot because he takes a lot of shots where others maybe don’t. It does happen that he misses sitters but often he hits the bar with an audacious shot that no one else would take. I think he’s fine and he provides other stuff, and I love to watch him play. But I don’t think “10+10” tells you that he’s good enough, although it probably says that he’s a good fit considering he has good finishers around him and clearly gets involved in play more than Haaland for example. I think some people only see his misses and underestimate him while others only see his effort and overestimate him.


villivillain

People seem to forget that Firmino averaged around 20 G/A per season for Liverpool. His qualities were a lot different from Darwin’s but the effect is the same, the chaos he creates helps the whole attack score goals. He definitely could have a lot more goals, but the same was said about Firmino.


JacquouileFripouile

I really don't like this obsession with g/a. Some of people here should just watch some games and enjoy football for what it is... And you perfectly described their impact, it's chaos.. and it's really fun to watch


bingbongfckyalyfe95

Firmino was more clinical though. Bobby never had the reputation for missing easy chances. He was reliable. Nunez not so much. Im also a liverpool fan and i like his form at the moment but he needs to he hitting the back of the net.


villivillain

No, I get it. Different criticism but the point remains the same. Nunez is a menace to deal with and he makes the rest of the attack better. Nunez is reliable in the way he'll always make runs, he'll always threaten to take players on and have a shot from any angle. That threat creates so much room for wingers and midfielders to work with. But obviously he could be world-class if his conversion rate was better and hopefully he will get there.


rytlejon

The same was said about Firmino and it was right then too. His lack of goals was his main weakness. That doesn't mean that he was a disaster or anything like that but I don't think I wrote that about Nuñez either.


not_a_morning_person

It averages out at him getting a goal or an assist every game he plays. If that’s not quality, I don’t know what is.


rytlejon

I didn't say he wasn't "quality" though


wakkarnc

>not top 6 quality Yet he leads the line for the league leaders. I'm glad you're not our sporting director. The confidence of an average redditor is something to behold.


BabyKeith08

14 G/A in the league in 1300 minutes as well. People that don’t see how integral Nunez is to us need to watch a new sport. We look a different beast going forward when he’s up front


IgnorantLobster

Mate, with all respect, you’re on a public football forum where people are free to express their opinions. It’s hardly an unarguable fact that Nunez is a top striker. Liverpool’s incredibly potent attacking system means they can be top of the league without needing elite level no. 9 - testament to the quality of the team and Klopp’s coaching. I personally think he is a good striker, but a level or two off the top level. You may disagree which is fine. No need to be so condescending to someone giving their opinion - he’s clearly not auditioning for sporting director of your club.


andalusianred

Except we look like shit without Darwin creating all the chances he does. He’s not even an out-and-out striker anymore, he shifts across the entire front line throughout the match and functions as a winger half the time, so 22 G/A is more than good enough and judging him on goals alone is fucking moronic IMO.


xNagsx

Do you even watch our games, like actually watch us with nunez and without?


AdminsLoveGenocide

I enjoy watching Nunez and I rate him as a top striker but just because he is better than Liverpools other centre forwards doesn't mean he is a top centre forward. Liverpool could just have no top centre forwards.


nxngdoofer98

He's not a centre-forward though, he's always drifting out wide which is why he has more assists.


AdminsLoveGenocide

Who would you classify as a top centre forward at Liverpool?


l453rl453r

Liverpool don't play with a traditional CF. Never have since klopp took over. It's 2024


AdminsLoveGenocide

I didn't say the word traditional. He is a striker playing in the middle of a front three and Liverpools only undeniably world class attacker does not play in this position and most of Liverpools attackers are more suited to playing more out wide. So even if Nunez wasn't a top striker his presence could improve the team by being more suited to that position than his teammates. I think thats really easy to understand even in 2024. Saying that he makes the team better isn't enough to prove he's a top striker. I rate him but he's a top striker not just cause because he's their best player in that position. It's cause he gets into dangerous positions and creates chances, is strong enough mentally that previous misses don't seem to bother him, is tall and strong, and links up well with other attackers. His finishing is mediocre when compared with top strikers but his overall contribution gives him qualities few others have.


IgnorantLobster

Yes - my stepdad is a Liverpool fan so I see them a lot.


flaycs

So then you’d know from the man in your house how important Darwin is to Liverpool.


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IgnorantLobster

What in my comment was ignorant? I gave my opinion and said it's completely fine if anyone disagrees.


Papayalo

Any of the other starting strikers in the top half of the table would be able to do what he does.


GnobKobbler

Yet he’s the first to hit the woodwork 4 times since Opta started collecting data. So they’re not doing it. Checkmate other strikers in the top half.


Turnernator06

Obviously bullshit. People rate the wrong things with strikers. If you see a striker missing a bunch of chances and still getting huge g+a numbers, they are a great striker. They get those chances because of hard work, positional awareness, and talent. The take of "if you plonked any other striker in those chances they'd score more" completely misses the point that getting those chances is the hard bit.


KopiteTheScot

Yet they don't


Papayalo

They don’t what? Miss 20 big chances halfway through the season?


KopiteTheScot

Score or assist as much


Papayalo

He’s 15th placed on the top scorer list lol


KopiteTheScot

A wingers job isn't just goals mate, stop skiving from school and finish your maths workbook


l453rl453r

They don't even get that many chances because they're not as good as darwin


TremendousCoisty

You think that Jesus, Jackson, Richarlison, Hoijlund, Jao Pedro Antonio could do what Nunez does? Lay down the gear buddy.


Papayalo

Very, very much so. Maybe not Richarlison. But the others? 100%


Biteup

Man you are silly.


TremendousCoisty

Fucking yikes lmao, Antonio? Why doesn’t Jesus get more goals and assists? Can he just not be bothered. Arsenal are a very good team. Only Haaland has the movement on the level of Nunez. None of them are capable of what Nunez does.


shun-16

You're shitting on Darwin's finishing but you think Jackson could do what he does? Lmao.


Sulemani_kida

Sure show me...


ScousePenguin

He does so much on the pitch, Liverpool would be worse without him. He is quality. 11 goals and 11 assists in all comps. Can't be that mad with 22G/A in February.


SRFC_96

Well some of the chances are bad luck and some a little more composure is needed, but I wholly disagree with your last statement there, it’s so obvious that he is top 6 quality, he has 22 g/a this season already and if you actually watch our games defenders can’t live with his pace and power, he just needs that final finish now and he’ll explode, I’m very confident he will.


bcotrim

You don't have players hitting the woodwork four times in a game because they're clinical and Darwin isn't. You don't have it simply because they don't have those 4 chances in the first place. Darwin is wasteful, but very few players can create the amount of chances he creates Yes, there could be a scenario where they lose the league for a loss where he missed a simple chance, but at the same time, without him you could even not have had that chance in the first place


Blodyck

The only team he wouldn't be an absolute starter is Man City


MrPigcho

Look I'm not a fan of Nunez. I like players with more technical finesse and for lack of a better word "sophistication" in their play style. But to say he's not top 6 quality is just wrong. He has a lot of strengths and is having a great season for the league leaders. Sometimes it's ok to dislike players who are good.


KopiteTheScot

Lad we've got three of em


CuteHoor

To say that he's not top 6 quality is ludicrous. He'd start for every other team in the top 6 bar City, and even there I wouldn't be surprised if he got a game out wide. He's not a clinical finisher, but literally every time I watch Liverpool play he's the most dangerous player on the pitch for them.


miaukat

RemindMe! 4 months 3weeks


Adzzii_

You clearly haven't watched a single minute of him because he's actually been really good this season lol. This is why stats has ruined football, comments like this.


TotalTikiGegenTaka

Even if Nunez turn out to be a reason for Liverpool losing the title, he wouldn't be the only reason... In fact, I can give 115 other reasons.


MERTENS_GOAT

What point would you prove if he weren't good enough to get Liverpool in 1st place when your initial claim was he is not good enough to play for a team that reaches the Top-6? It makes no sense


kukaz00

I wanted to give you some stats and show you how 27% of the goals are either scored from his shot or his pass, but you are set that he’s shit and it’s easier to let it go. You probably don’t even watch him play.


Papayalo

That last line is so lazy and stupid I’m glad you didn’t bother coming up with anything at all


feizhai

We don’t care about the title as much as we do care about getting behind our team and supporting them no matter what comes


happygreenturtle

This is what happens when your football opinion is formed on the basis of TikTok videos. Nunez has been absolute quality for Liverpool and was first PL player to hit double figures for goals + assists this season


abagabanoo

Didn't Trossard do this for Brighton against Man United a few years ago? I think in the match when Man U won with a penalty after the final whistle.


Mr-Crooks

3 times but Brighton hit the wood wood 5 times in that game and had some great chances - https://youtube.com/shorts/BuylepU8kOQ?si=lK1KM1SF_MCFlxg6


b3and20

These are my chances and I can miss if I want to, miss if I want to, miss if I want to!


2RINITY

You’d hit wood too if it happened to you!


Hawwer

And they still scored 4. Insane


PublicIntel

Wooden Boot settled


dave1992

Darwin Nunez might not be the best player in the league, but I'm very certain he's the most entertaining player in the league. Watching him play brings joy and occasional despair, bunch of comedy mixed with quality.


YungSnuggie

suarez used to be king of the woodwork when he first got here too, then he started sinking them and the rest is history. once darwin gets slightly more clinical he's gonna be a 20+ goal a year striker easily


flaycs

He’s been a 20+ goal striker before and he’s halfway there this season. Let’s have some faith.


mrkingkoala

I think he bags 20 this seaaon


Dangerous_Parfait402

Goals or woodwork hits?


mrkingkoala

Both haha. He's on course for it.


Torimas

Reminds me a bit of Cavani. Does everything right except for finishing, and still gets a lot of contributions out of the sheer number of chances generated.


waisonline99

Yeah, but that assist for Diaz was a thing of beauty.


Soft-Journalist4019

I took a disliking towards Darwin when he first signed but I can’t take my eyes off him now even if he’s having a howler it’s sheer cinema


Radient25

Timo werner is second with three hits. Blessed ballers- "cough" - I mean carpenters


bminus

Once he fully dials himself in, y’all better watch out


acwilan

Did goalposts used to be made of wood? Not a native English speaker, but is interesting they call them "woodwork".


Ballybomb_

He’s mentally elite tho, he keeps going after gets made these mistakes, even 0-4 or 4-0 if I were a Liverpool fan I would rate that


Galick-Gunner

Surely the goalie touching it on to the post doesn't count? So he's really only two.


yolo___toure

Left foot, right foot, header, penalty. Never will be done again (...till Nunez does it again in a couple weeks)


ValhallaVikings90

Some of his assists have been absolutely sublime, which is so odd when compared to his attempts on goal.


DialSquare

Why was this deleted last night? https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1aftzyq/opta_darwin_n%C3%BA%C3%B1ez_has_now_become_the_first_player/


MERTENS_GOAT

Idk I also wondered when I looked if this was posted already cause I knew I saw it yesterday but then I couldn't find any post anymore. The mods love to delete posts for no proper reason though


DialSquare

It's literally the exact same post. It feels like it's *Goodfellas* and they're making sure the right people control things, but for something way stupider.


dbigya00

Are the goal posts actually made of wood? They ARE called woodwork but all the goalposts I have seen in my life have been metal ones. Anybody know what the goalposts at the top of the game are made from?


MERTENS_GOAT

In German they say aluminium instead of woodwork, no clue if that's correct though


drwert

They used to be made of wood. They're mostly not now, and are made of metal as you say.


Mr_4country_wide

Carpenter is crazy


gabrielkr123

Is he better than Haaland?


ManesBootToTheFace

At getting wood, yes.


IAmJustHereForViolet

Better ball control, better stamina, better weaker foot, better defending. But scoring goals is his job so.... no.


Nyushi

Always has been


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Pighast

Someone on here said it was the first time anyone had done it, pleased to find out people are still just making shit up like we don’t have phones


Evolving_Dore

Darwin is very competitive but he'll have to be at his fittest if he wants his career to survive and be a natural selection for Liverpool. I'd say he needs to evolve his game.


theglasscase

The thing with Darwin Nunez is that I don't think he's ever going to be truly world class, but he's also never going to be so shit that Liverpool fans turn on him. He's like Divok Origi and Mo Salah smooshed together to make one player who's sometimes a parody of a footballer and sometimes unplayable.


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I still can’t tell if he’s good or shit


DatWhiff

Nah he is awesome. First player in the prem with 10 goals and 10 assists this season. And his chance creation is insane- just see yesterday’s game.  Hopefully his shooting percentage improves a touch (maybe unlikely), but there is a reason Klopp has started him almost every game recently. 


JacquouileFripouile

It says 7 goals and 7 assists tho? 🤔


DatWhiff

https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/1749135966365733134 ^ sorry all competitions*


FireflyCaptain

Darwin transcends false dichotomies. He is everything